Orbiter Isabella Loretta Janke / Maxine Sidero / Bella / Kelly Osborn / @10anon - "The Final Troll of Christory", Animal Abuser, Discord Wannabe Cult Leader, Crusty Suicide Goblin, Estrogen Dispenser

[GumballFapper]

But Michael Janke doesn't come off as the right person. Honestly, he seems a little snake-oily to me, and that's not a good look if you're trying to sell "security".

You're being too pessimistic, Mike has been able to afford a carefree, privileged life for Bella until now.
My prediction is, like the many parallels to Chris Chan she has, she'll live without any care until her daddy passes away. That's when shit finally hits the fan for Bella and she gets her own Financhu crisis.

 

[Mister Mint]

Ralph has the biggest daddy complex for Dick, so of course months after the fact he's still taking his hero's position.

Exactly this. Dick isn't very funny and relies on being a complete contrarian at all times to pass as humor. Ralph is dumb as shit, too dumb to form opinions outside of "u r fag" and "me like whiskey" so he apes off Dick's dumb contrarian takes. So, even in situations where there's a person like ILJ that is an absolute psychopath that literally anybody can get behind hating, Dick will always see that, find an obvious avenue for contrarianism, and take it and Ralph will follow behind as his obedient lap gunt.

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

I know they moved Chris from the womens jail to the mens jail because enough people called in and told them why Chris wanted to be around women, so he could have access to find a girlfriend. I'm not sure if this chick was one of the callers or not.

Chris was never in women's jail....

 

[I swear she's 18]

I know they moved Chris from the womens jail to the mens jail because enough people called in and told them why Chris wanted to be around women, so he could have access to find a girlfriend. I'm not sure if this chick was one of the callers or not.

There's this huge ass thread with a huge ass post about her antics. I know we're all retards here, but you should read through before simping for fungus girl.

 

[A-№1]

You're being too pessimistic, Mike has been able to afford a carefree, privileged life for Bella until now.

Certain types of daddies like to spoil their little girls. Bella is not a little girl any more.

I mean if she is responbsible for putting that tranny predator chris in jail,

She is not. Chris did that all by himself.

In the end, Bella didn't accomplish anything. Far less than even the average ween.

 

[GumballFapper]

Certain types of daddies like to spoil their little girls. Bella is not a little girl any more.

Bella is still posting 24/7 on discord to this very day. This can only mean that her parents are still sending her money after the catastrophic dishonour and negative image she brought them

 

[A-№1]

This can only mean that her parents are still sending her money after the catastrophic dishonour and negative image she brought them

And as the months, years, and (possibly) decades roll by they will inevitably grow tired of it.

 

[cringy cunt]

Re: all the stuff about janke getting a sugar daddy to mooch off of - isn't she a lesbo? Maybe some desperate bulldyke will take her in.

Also, providing room and board for a dumb offspring isn't this impossible feat - there's plenty of families in the US and abroad that do this without being millionaires.

And the impact of the whole situation will have social consequences for sure - people around her age will probably recognize her name for a while and whatnot - but those of yall thinking that HR is out here googling anyone before hiring them seriously overestimates the amount of time HR people have to bother with that kind of petty shit. A proper background investigation will root around for massive debt and court related documents like charges and convictions, NOT mentions in online gossip forums.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

This bitch is still disgusting and I would not fuck her.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Chris was never in women's jail....

Fuck, I knew I forgot to put something in the FAQ. Will fix this.

 

[derpherp2]

I was thinking about what people were talking about mike janke and his startup earlier?

Weren't one of the common fed glowops to make a startup, get absorbed into a bigger company and then just insert their cock all over it? I remember one of the leaks going on about it. Like Snowden era leaks shit.

 

[A-№1]

there's plenty of families in the US and abroad that do this without being millionaires.

Not to the lifestyle Bella wants. I also see a lot of very expensive legal costs in Bella's future. Unless her family puts a tight leash on her (they're not), she's going to be one hell of a liability.

Worse yet, is Bella an only child? If so, then her parents are fucked unless they make some very expensive long term financial and legal preparations for themselves.

that tranny predator chris

Forgot about this.

Chris is not a sexual predator. Chris is a sexual bottom feeder. Bottom feeders are not predators.

 

[NynchLiggers]

Bella is still posting 24/7 on discord to this very day. This can only mean that her parents are still sending her money after the catastrophic dishonour and negative image she brought them

This means the reveal did not affect them at all. Daddy Jenkem still has his clearance and his company still earns money.
The only one negatively affected by the reveal is Bella.

 

[Maradontia]

This means the reveal did not affect them at all. Daddy Jenkem still has his clearance and his company still earns money.
The only one negatively affected by the reveal is Bella.

Your daughter being a dumbass does not make you lose your security clearance. Unless you told her something classified and she leaked it.

 

[Meowzers]

I am not simping for her and girls can be just as gross and sick as guys. What I AM doing is stating that she does deserve some credit for getting "pervy Tran Chan" mommy fucker off the streets.

are we not thinking about the same chris-chan here or are you retarded? he was dropping hints everywhere that he was smashing that barbussy even before the phone call. it would have spilled eventually, with or without bella. no credit should go to that hamster killing shit huffing psychopath.
forgive me if i'm messing up my dates but didn't he only recently start talking to bella anyway? iirc he started talking to her in july and he was banging barb in june. i might be wrong though. but it doesn't take much to get chris to share his entire life story, especially if you have tits and pretend to be nice to him.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...filed-female-police-housed-women-inmates.html So this article is wrong?

To the best of our knowledge, Chris was never placed with female inmates. The Henrico arrest page says female but Chris never reported encountering women inmates, which he probably would have out of excitement.

 

[lolnah]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...filed-female-police-housed-women-inmates.html So this article is wrong?

Yes, that article is wrong. It was published like the day after Chris was arrested when there was some speculation about in which jail he'd be placed. Chris has never been housed with female inmates, and The Daily Mail is a hot garbage tabloid. Also kill yourself. Why is anyone bumping this thread with their retarded opinions but no new information or insight?

 

[I swear she's 18]

I am not simping for her and girls can be just as gross and sick as guys. What I AM doing is stating that she does deserve some credit for getting "pervy Tran Chan" mommy fucker off the streets.

Nah, sounds like a simp to me, probably running some gayops for her. Make sure to show your posts to daddy Janke so you can prove your worthy to inherit his fungus farm.

Bella deserves jackshit. She only lead Chris on, stole money, and failed trying to get Chris to be an hero. Like Meowzer said we would've found out sooner or later without Bella.

Edit: in fact Bella egged him on and kept it a secret. It was Chris who practically told on himself.

because I used the search function. Also you can go finger yourself

For someone who's 200 IQ they definitely used the search and looked at all the evidence and posts. Next time you should search up what a fag looks like. Or use a mirror; either way works.

 

[A-№1]

What I AM doing is stating that she does deserve some credit for getting "pervy Tran Chan" mommy fucker off the streets.

She did no such thing. That was all Chris himself.

 

[Michael Janke]

Nah, sounds like a simp to me, probably running some gayops for her. Make sure to show your posts to daddy Janke so you can prove your worthy to inherit his fungus farm.

Bella deserves jackshit. She only lead Chris on, stole money, and failed trying to get Chris to be an hero. Like Meowzer said we would've found out sooner or later without Bella.

Edit: in fact Bella egged him on and kept it a secret. It was Chris who practically told on himself.



For someone who's 200 IQ they definitely used the search and looked at all the evidence and posts. Next time you should search up what a fag looks like. Or use a mirror; either way works.

Is Chris even competent enough to an hero. i doubt he'd ever try, dude is afraid of confrontation. remember the Hedgehog defense he did at the convention.