@The Great Citracett Brother......why have you not spoken of this
masterpiece you have put on YouTube a few days back? Are you ashamed of your work or something? Because it's a top notch sperg-along! It's not quite "Yo Yovanna" or "Has the look of Heidi Klum" But it's nothing to be ashamed of, it's excellent!
If you've actually posted it and I just missed it in the spew over the last few days in this thread then I apologize, because DAMN this is some good work at the Bamboon's expense!
Jesus shit. "If it leads to more, then awesome." Observe as the greasy, malformed gourd creates A WOO HOO HOO screed where taking some random hoooo-arrr out on a date and fucking her is a foregone conclusion. Because he made an effort, dammit.
* Lemme tell you all about myself so you're comfortable (in my new French Extremity rape dungeon).
* Ironically, I haven't watched your overly used asshole receive its nth random dicking on video--because, dammit, you're a
LADEEE.
* I like you for more than your boobs, which I assure you, madam, I have not seen even one time.
* Certainly not while rocking back and forth sobbing as I beat off into a sock repeating Zoroastrian incantations against Taylor Swift.
* I love animals (no1curr)
* Here's a picture. No, that's not me in a gimp suit. That's my graduation cap and gown.
* Because (puffs chest) I went to COLLAGE. And I have a DAGREE. How many people do you even know like that?
Note that in the text, he added scare quotes to favorited. Nice telling on yourself and telling us what we already know, which is you know that ain't what she, or her intern did at all.
Goddamn, this video alone is a comprehensive look into Russell's M.O.
Even before any initial first contact, he's gone balls to the wall. Just turns it up past 11, rips the knob off, eats it, and shits it out in a contaminated watery fecal stew before flinging it out the window.
Ladieeeees, please form a single file line and contain your quickly mounting arousal.
