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I'd be surprised if Jack even managed to stay awake the whole game; I'd bet he gorged himself and passed out during the first quarter and someone had to wake him up for the halftime show.
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I mean, a few posts earlier, he does mention he’s making 30 lbs of smoked wings, sooooo…
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God; imagine how much of that was under/over cooked and slathered in his shitty sauces.
Also Jack is clearly trying to manipulate himself into Youtube's algorithm with his 'kid-friendly' diarrhea cake; kid videos can get millions of views in record time. If this works, which I doubt, Jack'll start a whole new channel to try and milk it.
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Even Jack knows better than to use his own sauce. How many hundreds of videos does he have where he uses barbeque sauce and how many times was the sauce his own? Once or twice, ten years ago maybe when the sauce was new, but not a single time recently.
That should really tell you something about the quality of the sauce.
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What a fucking retard; you'd not only get more WET AND JUICY MEET if you got thighs, but they're cheaper and less of a scam.
My guess is he's going to do another "condiments with Jack" episode then.
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WHY WONT YOU FUCKING DIE JACK
ok what the fuck is an atomic buffalo turd
I'm pretty sure this is just wendigo talking and the real jack has been just a skin on a much more frightening beast
is this motherfucker fattening up tammy to feast on her
god damn 30 pounds of wings
I'd guess 5 pounds of fucking cheese
and 10 pounds of literal shit with hot sauce and peppers in it
and i'm allowing for 5 pounds of cream cheese and corn syrup based 'sauce'
that's about 1/12 of him and tammy's combined weight in a sitting to go through
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I’m not surprised Jack’s turds are atomic. I am admittedly a little surprised he’s started eating them…
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30lbs of wings. How many chickens is that? What a waste of animal life.
I'm not really into hip hop but that halftime show was absolutely incredible. That fat bastard sitting at home unimpressed covered in dozens of chicken bones smh
I'm not really into hip hop but that halftime show was absolutely incredible. That fat bastard sitting at home unimpressed covered in dozens of chicken bones smh
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IDK if it was pointed out before, but Jack forgot to add the peppercorns to his peppercorn jus in the last video of the stream. C'mon Jack.
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he just mad that there were black people performing
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No idea as he's never mentioned this before as he's never mentioned them when they were still in St Louis. So... because he's from California originally he feels he needs to support them?
Honestly it feels like more like Fatty jumping on a bandwagon. Well not jumping. Kinda waddling, getting a step stool and crawling on top of it.
This is what it feels like when he's talking about football:
Somebody is really overcompensating for teh ghey.
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It's time for the annual valentine's day Tammy ass kissing. Featuring the iconic water bottle Tammy photo we've all come to love.
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holy fuck is he having a stroke in the bottom right corner pic?
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Is it just the overcompensating? The deep sexual fascination with meat?
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I've been wondering, where does the gay thing come from?
Is it just the overcompensating? The deep sexual fascination with meat?
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It's a whole bunch of things.
The girlish titter, the putting his hand over his mouth when eating something he really likes, him eyefucking the Meat Marine, how he tries to deepthroat every piece of meat he comes across, the fact that he tries really hard to portray himself as a manly man.
My personal headcanon is Mushbrain was gay. He hit rock bottom, Big T showed up and started preaching and transferred his love of cock to food which is why he's 300+ pounds now.
"I cannot begin to praise my wife." We know Jack. You're shit talking and snapping at her on video
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That almost reads like something a child wrote for his mom. Thank you for taking care of me, mommy Tammy. You’re the most hardworking mommy ever! I hope you’ll always be there for me!
I’ve never seen a couple with so little chemistry. You can see the contempt in Tammy’s eyes. They literally look like a special needs adult and his caretaker who’s done with his shit. Zero sexual tension. Nothing. Nada.
I’ve never seen a couple with so little chemistry. You can see the contempt in Tammy’s eyes. They literally look like a special needs adult and his caretaker who’s done with his shit. Zero sexual tension. Nothing. Nada.
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Yeah Mushbrain did mention how he "fought off" gay thoughts before.
I clearly remember someone mentioning a video of him (was it Eye to Eye?) saying something along the lines like he "chose" to be straight when gay thoughts creeped into his mind.
It is hilarious that the more he tries to be a burly straight conservative bloke, the more he comes off as a fat faggot.
Not wanting a male dog because he might 'accidentally' touch the penis, asking the Keto Bear to sleep over at his place on the first meet up, giggling with his hand to his mouth like a little girl, whining online like a sissy girl. He reminds me of that obviously gay husband with the wife on Parks and Recreation. Big T is a fucking idiot.
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So is there a reason Jack never bothered to back the Raiders, 49ers, or the Chargers then? At worst he'd back the Chargers if he was an LA fan only and hated the San-Fran/Oakland batch.
What in particular about the Rams made him gurgle about them rather than the Cowboys that he has for years pretended to give a shit about? Was it just the winning or is it purely due to him being unable to find other shitty shirts on the new Bitmoji thing he's abusing?
Because it's not like old Red Skins fans who ditched due to Dan Snyder being the literal shittiest owner in history; to the point he spent several seasons refusing to name them something else and only recently and with much reluctance renamed them the Commanders. There's no acrimony I can detect.