Postmortem February 12th DDoS Attack

[Ophelia]

Some loser spent two days and a bunch of money bringing a website down temporarily.

I spent two days occasionally annoyed but more or less productive without spending anything.

Which of us came out on top?

(Obviously, feels reacts and shekles for Null cause it’s a pain in the ass for him)

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

God, i miss the sneedcord. Would have been the perfect time to play some DotA

 

[Positron]

I want "Purple Dilator - Working".

 

[D.Va]

I know it's pointless to speculate on who is currently running to the arcade machine to buy more tokens but the fact that it stopped 5 hours ago means either the person buying it or the people actually running the attack are probably based somewhere in Europe.

you assume anyone obsessed enough about a drama forum has the normal sleep schedule to work a 9-5

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

Angry people trying to stop the fun times.

 

[Sr. Lurksalot]

All these comments talking about an idiot spending money and time taking down then farms when we "didn't care" but nobody clicked the little link at the bottom that told you that Null is the one who shut the site down for St. Valentine's Day.....It was done pretty well too. When you came back after clicking the link that says it may have info on the DDOS and then come back, the link is crossed out cuz no DDOS.

ETA: rate it "dumb" all you want but i'm not the one that saw the hamster wheel and went "ReEeEeEeEEeeEEeEeE NigGeRs! fAgGoTs! and TrOoOoOoOoOoNs!" without reading the text on the page.

 

[CohenManischewitz]

I wish people would stop asking "who" or "why" because if it was the President of Eritea upset over his favorite vtuber being doxed it wouldn't change anything or inform my decisions on fixing it.

Guys, guys! He invoked the "Pres of Eritea[sic]."
Null must be serious. When the Eritreans see this maybe they will help stop the 100GB DDoS attack with their top secret clearance Kang Tech and shadow net quantum algos. Thanks Null. Love you buddy

 

[Hannibalistique]

Some loser spent two days and a bunch of money bringing a website down temporarily.

I spent two days occasionally annoyed but more or less productive without spending anything.

Which of us came out on top?

(Obviously, feels reacts and shekles for Null cause it’s a pain in the ass for him)

I'm guessing someone's mom is going to jail over this.

The FBI and friends has been working to discourage booter services by targeting their customers, so hopefully the 14 year old dream fan who stole his moms credit card gets raided soon.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Imagine using all this fucking money for Ddosing

When
I dunno…

You could be using your fag bucks for charity and feeding the homeless instead of sperging out cause everyone finds you a freak of nature.

Trannies are inherently selfish beings. Their whole existence relies on taking from others, never giving back to the society which coddles and sustains them.

Troons rely on gubmint gibs, naive kindness of others, and (merchant) doctors for their troon surgeries. They require a constant supply of hormone medication and the global logistics needed to make them available. Trannies freely work as social media moderators, assume political positions of power, or become tech giant checkmark hires to use political correctness to get their way over others. They use social media to recruit vulnerable mentally ill and children into their degeneracy. Trannies are an inherently misogynistic concept that tramples the rights of women, converting mentally ill women to their cult and asserting being a woman means long hair and spinny dresses. God forbid a single website exists that mocks them or a comedian makes a single joke about them. Transexuals are a burden on society and should all 100% sunset.

 

[TheShedCollector]

Once again, thank you to Null for your hard work.

 

[TheTrumanShow]

I wish people would stop asking "who" or "why" because if it was the President of Eritea upset over his favorite vtuber being doxed it wouldn't change anything or inform my decisions on fixing it.

Ah, common, your dick would get hard as any from a counter-barrage.

 

[draggs]

Byuu got big mad when Null said nope, faked his own death, and has been burning his savings paying for ddos attacks ever since

 

[Haint]

Speculating about who is behind the attacks is fun, but it accomplishes nothing. Kinda like being shot at. It doesn't matter who is shooting at you, but what you next move is.

 

[SirQuicksand]

These niggers can dilate and fail.

 

[PillCosby]

I wish people would stop asking "who" or "why" because if it was the President of Eritea upset over his favorite vtuber being doxed it wouldn't change anything or inform my decisions on fixing it.

So it’s His/They Excellency/ies Isaias Afwerki. I see they have uncovered the ancient texts, “internet for dummies” and thrown the full might of their nation at our slice of the internet. I hope I can actually figure out how to donate whatever Brave coin money I have accumulated. It just says I’m helping to support you or something but it doesn’t let me manually donate.

 

[PillCosby]

God, i miss the sneedcord. Would have been the perfect time to play some DotA

Are there any unofficial sneeds? I’ve been a piece of shit with my frens for like 4 years in one.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

KiwiFarms was beaten but not broken. Niggers still tongue our anus.

 

[cybertoaster]

No wonder they're so eager to join the military and have Uncle Sam foot that bill.

Wait wait, the military is paying for SRS now? seriously?

 

[Molag Bal]

I always base my guesses of whodunit on timing and the timing in this case doesn't point towards trannies.
It's either the anglo menace, the ragepig or some obscure guy with a long vendetta using this as his 'time to strike'.

 

[Margo Martindale]

If people want to create threads on 4chan next time, I would recommend creating them on /trash/ instead of /bant/, since it's unmoderated.