4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

How pathetic is Mersh begging people to help him “make more money” by using his link to buy tickets? How much could his cut possibly be? Goddamn just get a fucking job, it would be much less humiliating and pay more than trying to earn bowling ticket sales commissions from Ethan Ralph. :story:
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
How pathetic is Mersh begging people to help him “make more money” by using his link to buy tickets? How much could his cut possibly be? Goddamn just get a fucking job, it would be much less humiliating and pay more than trying to earn bowling ticket sales commissions from Ethan Ralph. :story:
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As if Ralph would pay these guys extra sales commission (if he even pays them at all).
 
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FiveHead said:
As if Ralph would pay these guys extra sales commission (if he even pays them at all).
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I figure nobody gets paid, even the bowling alley, until xx sales are reached which is why they are so desperate. It’s not a commission he’s worried about, they won’t even get their hotel room and gas covered unless they get a certain number of tickets sold.

If they don’t sell enough tickets Ralph will just become concerned daddy that can’t come due to Pantsu due date or some shit. The pregnancy BS gives him an easy face save if needed.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
I figure nobody gets paid, even the bowling alley, until xx sales are reached which is why they are so desperate. It’s not a commission he’s worried about, they won’t even get their hotel room and gas covered unless they get a certain number of tickets sold.

If they don’t sell enough tickets Ralph will just become concerned daddy that can’t come due to Pantsu due date or some shit. The pregnancy BS gives him an easy face save if needed.
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Let's just do the math here. It's a 16 lane alley. So at maximum it holds 64 bowlers. Let's be generous and say he sells out (he won't).

Right off the top we can assume he and Dick will not be paying for their own ticket and at least 2 other "celeb" guests won't either. So at 60 tickets would equal $3,900 total pull for the event. The alley normally charges $25 an hour per lane and according to the website the whole place is booked till 11pm. Conservatively that would be around 4k. Clearly the alley is giving him a discount so lets call it $1500.

So before paying for prizes, food and entertainment for the guests, travel, food and hotel accommodations for himself, any misc expenses, he's only working with $2400.

Its very likely he runs this entire event at a loss.
 
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MoeChotto said:
Yeah I have a feeling if Ralph can't get a big number of attendees the manager's not gonna close the entire bowling alley for him, but on the other hand it could just be a reservation outside of peak hours so they'll shut down the place for a couple of hours. I think if Ralph tries to do a show from the bowling alley he's gonna burn through all his comped private time and he'll have to get married in public with random people bowling in the background.

I'm just laughing imagining JLP slurring through "I now pronounce you—" *CRASH* "STEEEEEEERIKE!"
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Just go in during normal hours and hide in the bathroom until wedding starts and join the other guests. I've passed out in bathrooms for hours and woken up after hours in plenty of places.
 
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Christorian X said:
Let's just do the math here. It's a 16 lane alley. So at maximum it holds 64 bowlers. Let's be generous and say he sells out (he won't).

Right off the top we can assume he and Dick will not be paying for their own ticket and at least 2 other "celeb" guests won't either. So at 60 tickets would equal $3,900 total pull for the event. The alley normally charges $25 an hour per lane and according to the website the whole place is booked till 11pm. Conservatively that would be around 4k. Clearly the alley is giving him a discount so lets call it $1500.

So before paying for prizes, food and entertainment for the guests, travel, food and hotel accommodations for himself, any misc expenses, he's only working with $2400.

Its very likely he runs this entire event at a loss.
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I like how your math assumes Meigh has to pay for her ticket.
 
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It’s great that Ralph will help remind everyone he’s the biggest laughing stock retard in the sector by going on the show in 45 days after all the drama will have probably died down. Did everyone get tired of laughing at Ralph for getting his ass beat and purse stolen? Sort of forget he threatened to try and flier Gator and Jim’s hometowns accusing them of being racist white nationalists?

It’s a good thing Ralph will be ready to remind people and meltdown all over again in 40 days. I’m not sure why the YAH podcast will want to wring very stale milk out of Gunt in April, but I guess they are counting on Ralph doing some more incredibly stupid things im the next six weeks.
 
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It’s a good thing Ralph will be ready to remind people and meltdown all over again in 40 days. I’m not sure why the YAH podcast will want to wring very stale milk out of Gunt in April, but I guess they are counting on Ralph doing some more incredibly stupid things im the next six weeks.
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elijah schaffer's show got a lot of attention and probably money too for the jack murphy and nick fuentes segments. not sure how much they know about ralph but they probably have at least a bit of awareness for his lolcow actions and hate watchers. i don't think ralph knows why they really want him on
 
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