Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[FarmerKhourtney]

I’ll wear a fancy valentines themed top hat for saying this but Valentine’s Day is just stupid and Galentines is just an even stupider cope

 

[Logical Fallacies]

JAYSUS!
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It looks like the BBW Pearadise house!
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Lookit she just posted:
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1. Holy moly Feeder Event. So many fat and ugly women eating shit food. Room must have smelled horribly the next day.
2. That parenting guideline, fcs. This a parenting guideline for woke black bpd/narc single mothers who absolutely love larping like it 's 1968 again. If only they would get off the internet, too and stop neglecting their kids.

 

[Neverending23]

Thought I’d share this lady pointing out what we all already know. Tess is a liar.
Also damn, anorexia who? We don’t know her.

https://youtu.be/v4WjBZltWfU

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

I'm sure I've missed some of this group binge extravaganza contents, but by my calculations, those ten cows consumed 51,078 calories just in party snacks last night.

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24 large iced sugar cookies = 3,840
Two bags of mini Mounds bars = 1,920
Bag of flaming hot cheetos = 1,530
24 deviled eggs = 1,152
One three tiered cake = 1,800
1/2 pound gouda = 808
1/2 pound cheddar = 914
1/2 pound other cheese = 862
24 string cheeses salami rolls = 3,840
24 jam thumbprint cookies = 2,160
24 other cookies, heart shaped, not identifiable = 2,512
2 pounds mixed berries (strawberries, raspberries, blackberries) = 510
1 box table crackers = 486
1 crudite tray with ranch = 1,521
Second cheese dip = 1480
Artichoke dip = 1,200
2 loaves of French bread = 3,000
1 bag of Lindt chocoates = 5,497
1 box of mothers animal crackers, frosted = 4,500
24 olives = 576
24 pickles = 168
8 mini bags of haribo gummies = 3,360
12 cupcakes = 7,020
6 bottles of wine = 3,600
1 can mixed nuts =1,000
12 chocolate covered strawberries = 1,680
1 box thin mint cookies = 1,280
1 box of oreo cookies = 2,240
6 Reese's peanut butter cups = 1,856
12 alcohol mini bottles = 1,200
1 jar of jam = 696
2 containers of cotton candy = 400

But they need all of that food to survive. If they were forced to hang out in a room together without food for too long, they'd cannibalize each other.

ETA: by too long, I mean 3 hours

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

So... how fucking low does the gunt go? Why even bother with the "lingerie" if you're so fat your fat apron covers your nether regions?

How she isn't mortified after seeing this? HOW?!

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

So... how fucking low does the gunt go? Wy even bother with the "lingerie" if you're so fat your fat apron covers your nether regions?

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How she isn't mortified after seeing this? HOW?!

Tess is so fat that if you rotate it, this crop looks like four separate and highly islamic angle shots of her body.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

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This is 110% feeder content. Wouldn’t be surprised that the entire purpose of that “Galentine’s” event was to get more feeder johns to sign up. It may have even been hosted by a john or several johns because given the massive spread of food, there’s no way any of these girls were up to the task of procuring any of that. How many of them could even have the willpower to take that food along without hoovering it all in?

 

[Gramlol]

Tess is so fat that if you rotate it, this crop looks like four separate and highly islamic angle shots of her body.

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What body part is it even meant to be?!?

Both of them look like huge chubby toddlers or babies with rolls standing on two legs, with woman-face (drag) makeup on.
It's completely bizarre how anyone could consider them sexed/sexual. It's definitely a paraphilia, right?

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

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From Alyssa’s stories: View attachment 2981571

Gotta love those frilly hearts covering the area just above their asses/genitals. Without those, we might think they were naked and these pictures weren't safe for social media. There's no way they don't have 180° wedgies.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I’ll wear a fancy valentines themed top hat for saying this but Valentine’s Day is just stupid and Galentines is just an even stupider cope

This is 110% feeder content. Wouldn’t be surprised that the entire purpose of that “Galentine’s” event was to get more feeder johns to sign up. It may have even been hosted by a john or several johns because given the massive spread of food, there’s no way any of these girls were up to the task of procuring any of that. How many of them could even have the willpower to take that food along without hoovering it all in?

Tess would get way more johns if she started calling it whalentine's

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

So... how fucking low does the gunt go? Wy even bother with the "lingerie" if you're so fat your fat apron covers your nether regions?

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How she isn't mortified after seeing this? HOW?!

She is mortified of her gunt, which is why all of her nude or mostly nude photos are shot in a way that hides it or at the very least minimizes its appearance. She uses back and side shots a lot and positions her arms and props to hide her lower abdominal area. It's also heavily edited when it is shot for clothed pictures. She's been removing creases and rolls from that area specifically for years to hide how bad it's gotten. There's a been a few front shots that show it but not many. Her lower abdomen area is inaccessible to her for hygiene purposes. A cosmetologist has to remove ingrown hairs because Tess can no longer reach or see them.

A lot of these supamoddle cows use the same poses over and over again. It's a lack of talent, sure, but it's also them trying to showcase angles that they think are the most flattering while hiding features they aren't proud of. Tess shows off her front tit ass and back ass a lot. She hides her panniculus because it's not a 'sexy' feature like breasts or a butt are. The only people who like that are feeders who humiliate her in exchange for money.

Lets be real, though, this is 100% feeder advertising bait. I think the other model is much braver and honest about the purpose of the content to show a front shot like that. Tess just likes to have a veneer of normalcy in her photos where she can claim it's just two sexy hot women and not the feeder sex work content that it actually is.

 

[John Milton]

What more proof do we need? Tess is definitely a whore.

All of her latest photoshoots have been of her almost naked and no signs of endorsing any brand. The only thing that she has promoted lately are those weird vibrators, and everyone and her mother are promoting them too on Instagram, so is nothing special.

At this point I'm surprised Tess hasn't opened and Onlyfans. I guess she is still delusional about being a supermodel.

 

[Umaibae]

A three-tier cake is definitely more than 1800 calories!

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

I’m guessing (and hoping) that the kid was sent away during that food party

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

What more proof do we need? Tess is definitely a whore.

All of her latest photoshoots have been of her almost naked and no signs of endorsing any brand. The only thing that she has promoted lately are those weird vibrators, and everyone and her mother are promoting them too on Instagram, so is nothing special.

At this point I'm surprised Tess hasn't opened and Onlyfans. I guess she is still delusional about being a supermodel.

I suppose starting an OF would also be too much work for her and the money wouldn't be as good as face-to-face whoring.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Bowie's taste test: AKA "the only way I can get Mommy to spend time with me is to bribe her with junk food"

 

[Water-T]

I’m guessing (and hoping) that the kid was sent away during that food party

I hope so. The sights, smells, and sounds that emanated from that fatty feast would traumatize him for life

"CAN YOU HEAR THEM, CLARICE? THE PIGS WERE SCREAMING ORGASMICALLY"

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

What more proof do we need? Tess is definitely a whore.

All of her latest photoshoots have been of her almost naked and no signs of endorsing any brand. The only thing that she has promoted lately are those weird vibrators, and everyone and her mother are promoting them too on Instagram, so is nothing special.

At this point I'm surprised Tess hasn't opened and Onlyfans. I guess she is still delusional about being a supermodel.

Tubbers needs the plausible deniability of not being a sex worker. It’s obvious to us but there are still a bunch of dumbasses out there who think she is just ~living her best life~ who don’t understand the actual intended audience for this content. That all goes out the window the moment she gets an OnlyFans. She still wants others to believe she is a supermodel and yeah, still holds out hope that her big comeback is just around the corner.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

How is it a taste test when it’s the same shit she eats all the time

 

[multiverse]

A three-tier cake is definitely more than 1800 calories!

It appeared to only be a 6" three tiered cake, and that was what a calorie count website threw back at me.

The counts are best estimates based on what was visible in the two short videos available; as others have pointed out, there was plenty more fodder they didn't show (example: I saw them drinking canned alcohol in other videos; and surely there were ice creams available but in the freezer).

So the count was generously under dine in any case - but if you have a more accurate calorie count for a 6" three tiered frosted cake, hit us with it and will update!