Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Spoonomancer]

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So, doing research since CVS taking money from Lou seemingly mentions CVS on a monthly basis and this seemingly made me think if whether or not CVS has a subscription and they seemingly do, named CarePass:

(I don't even know if this site can be archived to be completely honest. uBlock Origin actively warned me about going to this site, hilariously enough.)

Huh, this costs $5 a month. I do wonder though, where is the other $2.99 going? SOMETHING YOU GOTTA TELL US LOUIS DOMINIC GAGLIARDI III, THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CAN'T KEEP US HANGING LIKE THIS

And an update to his bio.

This is hilarious. Show us your latest rejection letter, Lou. You won't, fatass. Prove us wrong. How long until a furry completely unaware of Lou's thread just goes up and asks him: "Hey Ace, are you aware that people younger than you are on disability? How are you too young at 38 to get disability?"

Today's need is Office again. He knows there are free alternatives but still wants to get another monthly bill so he can have Office for...well, who knows. He could always use office.com (which is free and more than enough for his needs as long as he is connected to the Internet ) for the probably once every few months that he rewrites his "genie turns fat man into big tiddy tiger" story, but then he wouldn't get a dopamine hit from spending money, so fuck that I guess.
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LibreOffice is completely free, Lou and does everything you need. Of course, you turn off replies so you can use this as an excuse to complain about having no money (PAYPAL DOT ME SLASH FOXYART REMEMBER THOUGH, NOTHING IS EVER MANDATORY!!!). What does Lou even need from Microsoft Office that's so important anyways that LibreOffice/WPS Office cannot do? Pretty sure Lou can easily do the same grifting shit he does in whatever writing app inside any writing app. Fuck, Lou can probably do that in the Notepad app that comes pre-installed on Windows, even. Just won't have access to that stupid formatting shit he has enabled lately.

The fact that Lou is talking positively of a free product is suspicious as fuck, is this really character development for Lou or did someone kill Lou and replace him perfectly?

 

[Iron Hamster]

The cellphone story is hilarious because he's always had one and is all he's used.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

He doesn't need anything special from Microsoft Office. He just needs to consoom. I could understand somewhat if he was most familiar with MSOffice or had a fuckload of shit on it, but even the free version of MSOffice is on a Cloud IIRC. We also know that all Lou ever "writes" is the same chapter one of some shitty MTF furry transformation porn someone would be embarrassed to read/wank to even on Literotica.

Was there ever a spreadsheet made that compiles of all of his confirmed and suspected subscriptions and expenses? It'd be just like him to try to scam CVS too.

 

[YumeNoHero]

Spoiler: Full images.

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That thing will still work because the wires are still intact. This Lounigger really do dig up anything for his grift huh?

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https://archive.md/wip/o8INN

Yes.

 

[supermadtranny]

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Didn't Lou admit to something like that already?

I vaguely remember he said he hit a girl in high school. He also had the cops called cause he broke his mother's finger.

Anyway I'm just back in this thread long enough to say that Louis has made me believe in eugenics


Also, I was just googling his name to see if I could find any proof and instead I came across this.

What In the holy fuck...

Pete and Bas are two elderly rappers from the UK, it seems this person has been looking at the thread and had a funny little story idea. Either that or genuine schizo, IDK.

 

[Miss Misery]

Fuck off, Lou. There are plenty of people younger than you that get disability. It's just they get SSI, not SSDI, since they haven't worked enough to earn the "big boy" one. You haven't contributed a dime to Social Security and never intend to, so you don't deserve shit.

Of course, there is a very good chance that he's getting some sort of welfare, even if it's from survival benefits or some shit like that. Still, the point stands-- he doesn't deserve shit. He should be glad he even got a fucking stimulus check at all.

He keeps applying for SSDI, not SSI, and I'm convinced it's because he already gets SSI.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Was there ever a spreadsheet made that compiles of all of his confirmed and suspected subscriptions and expenses? It'd be just like him to try to scam CVS too.

The thing is, the only thing that is well confirmed is that Lou is subscribed to Amazon Prime ($12.99 per month). It can be confirmed that Lou is subscribed to Gneech on Patreon as well, but the problem here is that Patreon has a tier system that goes from, in Gneeches case, $1 to $20 a month so we cannot confirm how much Lou is spending per month.

While Lou is subscribed to the three gaming services, all three gaming companies have cards for one year of membership that cost differing prices: $59.99 for Xbox Live Gold and Playstation Network, while Nintendo Switch Online costs $20 or $50 a year. It should be noted that Xbox also has Game Pass at $9.99 a month and Game Pass Ultimate at $14.99 a month and we all know Lou is likely subscribed to one of these, as it's basically been confirmed that he still has an Xbox in the pictures he took, and Nintendo has two versions of their online service: Nintendo Switch Online Regular which is $20 a year and comes with just online access+NES+SNES games, alongside a $50 a year plan that is the $20 plan but comes with Mega Drive (or Genesis if you're not a filthy communist) and Nintendo 64 games.

 

[Mountain Dew]

The thing is, the only thing that is well confirmed is that Lou is subscribed to Amazon Prime ($12.99 per month). It can be confirmed that Lou is subscribed to Gneech on Patreon as well, but the problem here is that Patreon has a tier system that goes from, in Gneeches case, $1 to $20 a month so we cannot confirm how much Lou is spending per month.

While Lou is subscribed to the three gaming services, all three gaming companies have cards for one year of membership that cost differing prices: $59.99 for Xbox Live Gold and Playstation Network, while Nintendo Switch Online costs $20 or $50 a year. It should be noted that Xbox also has Game Pass at $9.99 a month and Game Pass Ultimate at $14.99 a month and we all know Lou is likely subscribed to one of these, as it's basically been confirmed that he still has an Xbox in the pictures he took, and Nintendo has two versions of their online service: Nintendo Switch Online Regular which is $20 a year and comes with just online access+NES+SNES games, alongside a $50 a year plan that is the $20 plan but comes with Mega Drive (or Genesis if you're not a filthy communist) and Nintendo 64 games.

Pretty sure he pays for Gneech's top tier ($20) as it has been mentioned in the past that he either gets a free comm from Gneech every so often or a discount. This lines up with Gneech's tier rules.



I doubt it's the lower tiers, because Gneech's prices are insane and I don't think he would be able to get a "free piece" if he was subscribing at a lower tier. So: He pays for Amazon Prime, Gneech's Patreon, some sort of Xbox or Switch online plan (or both,) and maybe Spotify? He's mentioned stuff about podcasts before.

 

[Solid Snek]

LibreOffice is completely free, Lou and does everything you need. Of course, you turn off replies so you can use this as an excuse to complain about having no money (PAYPAL DOT ME SLASH FOXYART REMEMBER THOUGH, NOTHING IS EVER MANDATORY!!!). What does Lou even need from Microsoft Office that's so important anyways that LibreOffice/WPS Office cannot do? Pretty sure Lou can easily do the same grifting shit he does in whatever writing app inside any writing app. Fuck, Lou can probably do that in the Notepad app that comes pre-installed on Windows, even. Just won't have access to that stupid formatting shit he has enabled lately.

He doesn't need anything special from Microsoft Office. He just needs to consoom. I could understand somewhat if he was most familiar with MSOffice or had a fuckload of shit on it, but even the free version of MSOffice is on a Cloud IIRC. We also know that all Lou ever "writes" is the same chapter one of some shitty MTF furry transformation porn someone would be embarrassed to read/wank to even on Literotica.

He tried this exact same grift a few months ago. It was a tiny blip - no more than a day or so - but yeah; he's well aware of free alternatives, and has no godly reason to buy Office.

I'm actually willing to believe that Lou's being honest here, at least in so far as telling the truth about where your donation money would go. I do think Lou is dumb and advertising-brained enough to spend $10 a month on an Office subscription when even Notepad is more word processor than he needs, for no other reason than he knows (or thinks he knows) Office is the "gold standard" of writing software.

Lou is doing his part to mend fences between the people of Pittsburg by...tweeting?

He made a followup on that one before going to bed; nice to see that even Lou is starting to feel like he needs to defend / justify posts like these:

https://archive.fo/le5PV

And some Tells from yesterday, when Josh let Kiwifarms get shut down harder than the US-Canadian border:

https://archive.md/C8Air Archives are getting Trudeau'd rn too - but do we REALLY need a full web archive of Ace saying "In what way?", when we've already got screenshots?

 

[ten dollars off]

It would be nice to see something fresh and significant to shake up the Louniverse and dislodge it from the taint of tedium.

 

[Solid Snek]

It would be nice to see something fresh and significant to shake up the Louniverse and dislodge it from the taint of tedium.

He's freezing to death...? Would that count?

https://archive.md/lcDg7

I mean, it's not the first time he was freezing to death. Nor is it the first time he's grifted due to a bed-related crisis. But it IS the first time he's laundered his sheets, so that's something fresh and exciting!

(Lou, are you cleaning your blankets because Kiwifarms made fun of your filthy room? Come on, you old dog! You may hate us, but you can never say we haven't helped you out)

 

[Lurk]

The way he's started doing this monthly expenditure breakdown is just so obnoxious. He is making it clearer than ever that he thinks he is entitled to free money from literally everyone. Its like he's getting an allowance/pocket money from Twitter. He automatically turns to the grift for every single thing he wants and how dare anyone suggest he works for it. I don't even know what my point is anymore, it just leaves me with a hate-on I don't get anywhere else. Like, stop listing the expenses you think other people should fund, you lazy fat lard, ain't no one obligated to give you a single cent. And how the hell does a food budget jump from $100 to $200?! What's the sudden event that means you "may need" (we know you will) to ask for double? His transphobic, dead family are happily feeding themselves according to Lou himself, so they don't need his griftbux for food. I've been watching a lot of My 600lb Life lately and I keep thinking how Lou and Momma Gags would be absolutely perfect for it. Imagine the bust ups between them with Momma shouting incoherently whilst Lou shovels handfuls of sloppy joes into his face. Lou getting a verbal smack down from Dr Now when he inevitably fails the weigh ins. C'mon fatty, apply for the show! Just imagine all the money you could make from it $$

Also, Lou has tried to grift for Office 365 at least twice before. He never, ever justifies it properly because its a complete and utter waste on him and he knows it. This is a man who barely ever posts anything he writes, and this means he isn't writing, because Lou would absolutely fucking post it and subject everyone to his crotch-boob fantasies if they existed. He could type up the drivel he writes into the sticky note app, for fucks sake. I've had access to Office 365 in my employment for the last however many years now and I've barely touched the features it has on offer. It is not there for the likes of Lou, its for professional organisations and comes at a price which reflects that. He might as well take the money off of whichever pinhead gives it to him for Office 365 and set it alight and it will have been used for the same ends.

 

[Solid Snek]

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I like how his cellphone is now the most important thing to him. Not the dead cat!

I can't really think of any reason why Lou would need a cellphone. He doesn't leave the house and he has no-one who wants to call him. Literally everything he does on a cellphone he could do on any single one of his many tablets and laptops, in most cases faster and more conveniently. But, yeah, 100000% most important thing.

Also, RETINOPATHY! Remember that??! Remember when, every day, he was going blinder and blinder, and oh god he needs money so bad because his eyes just couldn't be more blind right now? I thought he'd forgotten about the retinopathy arc, but now that Lover is ashes and the MRI went nowhere and the porn laptop's been found, he needs to remind us that he's going blind.

 

[Immortal Technique]

I'm at a cross roads. You cannot convince me there is a pinky or fourth toe on his foot and they have been taken back by the Diabetic God. Even on his famous foot fingering pic, the fourth toe doesn't slant that hard. It looks like 3 toes and the rest are chopped off.

But, it's too hard to believe Louie would not grift such a thing, and keep silent to avoid KF mockery.

 

[ten dollars off]

I'm at a cross roads. You cannot convince me there is a pinky or fourth toe on his foot and they have been taken back by the Diabetic God. Even on his famous foot fingering pic, the fourth toe doesn't slant that hard. It looks like 3 toes and the rest are chopped off.
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But, it's too hard to believe Louie would not grift such a thing, and keep silent to avoid KF mockery.

That's hilarious, and I SO want to believe. But I think it just looks that way because his foot is positioned at an angle, rather than flat on the ground.

The retinopathy forgetfulness is also amusing -- similar to how people like Kevin Gibes are reminded to acknowledge their old headmates charades or face admitting it was all an autistic larp.

 

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I'm at a cross roads. You cannot convince me there is a pinky or fourth toe on his foot and they have been taken back by the Diabetic God. Even on his famous foot fingering pic, the fourth toe doesn't slant that hard. It looks like 3 toes and the rest are chopped off.
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But, it's too hard to believe Louie would not grift such a thing, and keep silent to avoid KF mockery.

Your toes spread out when you're standing and Louis weighs 400lbs, so the weird mishaped foot is probably just those two facts coupled with how Louis may stand with most of his weight balanced inwards on his feet.

I don't know how diabetic ulcers work when I say this, but I want to believe it appearing on the pad of his big toe demonstrates that's where he puts the most pressure when he stands. If he primarily walked on his heels, he'd be regularly complaining about back pain.

 

[Chicken Picnic]

I don't know how diabetic ulcers work when I say this, but I want to believe it appearing on the pad of his big toe demonstrates that's where he puts the most pressure when he stands. If he primarily walked on his heels, he'd be regularly complaining about back pain.

Lou also said he found a shard of broken glass in the foothole, so i think that contributed

 

[Solid Snek]

ONLINE YARD SALE FOR GREENSBURG, PA. NO GUNS!!!

 

[Solid Snek]

Sorry for the double post; couldn't fit everything in the last one b/c of the downtime.

My Little Pony, friendship, and fights:

Goes without saying, but Lou doesn't have friends; he just has acquaintances he hasn't alienated yet. #mylittlepony failed him.

Food update:




And HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, EVERYPONY

In case you were wondering, Lou's Valentine is his nephew! (he wants noods!)
Better still, we get treated to Lou's own Hanna the Starbuck's Girl story. Semper Fi, Very Cute Girl from Middle School! Whoever you were, we salute you. -->

https://archive.md/8FoaQ

https://archive.md/f5qFW

https://archive.md/MhsdO

https://archive.md/0rvvx

 

[The Dude]

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The way he's started doing this monthly expenditure breakdown is just so obnoxious. He is making it clearer than ever that he thinks he is entitled to free money from literally everyone. Its like he's getting an allowance/pocket money from Twitter. He automatically turns to the grift for every single thing he wants and how dare anyone suggest he works for it. I don't even know what my point is anymore, it just leaves me with a hate-on I don't get anywhere else. Like, stop listing the expenses you think other people should fund, you lazy fat lard, ain't no one obligated to give you a single cent. And how the hell does a food budget jump from $100 to $200?! What's the sudden event that means you "may need" (we know you will) to ask for double? His transphobic, dead family are happily feeding themselves according to Lou himself, so they don't need his griftbux for food. I've been watching a lot of My 600lb Life lately and I keep thinking how Lou and Momma Gags would be absolutely perfect for it. Imagine the bust ups between them with Momma shouting incoherently whilst Lou shovels handfuls of sloppy joes into his face. Lou getting a verbal smack down from Dr Now when he inevitably fails the weigh ins. C'mon fatty, apply for the show! Just imagine all the money you could make from it $$

Also, Lou has tried to grift for Office 365 at least twice before. He never, ever justifies it properly because its a complete and utter waste on him and he knows it. This is a man who barely ever posts anything he writes, and this means he isn't writing, because Lou would absolutely fucking post it and subject everyone to his crotch-boob fantasies if they existed. He could type up the drivel he writes into the sticky note app, for fucks sake. I've had access to Office 365 in my employment for the last however many years now and I've barely touched the features it has on offer. It is not there for the likes of Lou, its for professional organisations and comes at a price which reflects that. He might as well take the money off of whichever pinhead gives it to him for Office 365 and set it alight and it will have been used for the same ends.

Gotta love how Louie's summary of the "needs" he expects other people to pay for basically boils down to "Dude, just trust me." Absolutely nothing to prove that he has these bills or anything to suggest that it's just a load of horse shit that he's made up to scam people out of their money. And he offers nothing in the way of reason or justification as to why other people are responsible for paying his shit instead of him aside from "Am poor victim gurl. Nao gibs ur moneys plox." And, yeah, why exactly would the amount he "needs" for food suddenly jump up by 100%? How does that fucking work? Maybe buy some cheaper food and fucking eat less so that $100 lasts longer instead of asking people for more? It's not like Louie and his XXXXXXL shirts are going to starve to death any time soon.