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I feel like this is the "guess the body part" post over in the Chantal. Depending on the orientation, the answers are endless. If she didn't have the hideous ink, it would be a lot harder to tell.
Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
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Why does she always have to be so gross?
She looks freaking massive, I guess filters don't work on a crowd.
She looks freaking massive, I guess filters don't work on a crowd.
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She'll eat even more of it so the dopamine hits just right.
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Tangentially relevant, but one of the girls at Tess’s gallontines (lol) has an active onlyfans. Unsure if she’s ever collabed with our mother of the year, but I thought it could be of interest. I believe she was with them on their Alaskan whale watch as well.
late as fuck eta to add that the alleged friend is zena sativa, who made no mention of the fat fete.
late as fuck eta to add that the alleged friend is zena sativa, who made no mention of the fat fete.
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I went to go see who this possible OF friend was and got distracted by a new post and Tess' stories.
Tess is having a cry about a critical comment on the latest taste test video. It still hasn't dawned on her that she's not a bad parent because she's fat, she's a bad parent who happens to be fat. It's her narc personality, not her weight that's the problem.
Maybe the comment brought on a car video meltdown, because there's one of those added as a new post. Just over 3.5k comments in about 10 hours. Not sure if that satisfies the narc injury arse pat quota.
Finally, Tess and Olly have an anniversary?! Fucked if I know what that's about, but mother of the year is smoking a j while they/them orbiter Olly hovers planet Tess.
Bonus: new conspiracy unleashed! Doctors have ditched Big Pharma and have signed on for higher kickbacks from Big Farmer, shilling vegetables to fatties. Bastards.
Edit: can't attach all SS's due to errors. Will post and try edit again to attach.
Edit 2. Can't edit to attach. Will try later. Just have a look at her insta if you're keen.
Final edit: attachments are still being fucky. The meltdown has been posted (yay, thanks @NoReturn and @Gay Mouth ), just added a few more SS's and am gonna leave it at that.
Tess is having a cry about a critical comment on the latest taste test video. It still hasn't dawned on her that she's not a bad parent because she's fat, she's a bad parent who happens to be fat. It's her narc personality, not her weight that's the problem.
Maybe the comment brought on a car video meltdown, because there's one of those added as a new post. Just over 3.5k comments in about 10 hours. Not sure if that satisfies the narc injury arse pat quota.
Finally, Tess and Olly have an anniversary?! Fucked if I know what that's about, but mother of the year is smoking a j while they/them orbiter Olly hovers planet Tess.
Bonus: new conspiracy unleashed! Doctors have ditched Big Pharma and have signed on for higher kickbacks from Big Farmer, shilling vegetables to fatties. Bastards.
Edit: can't attach all SS's due to errors. Will post and try edit again to attach.
Edit 2. Can't edit to attach. Will try later. Just have a look at her insta if you're keen.
Final edit: attachments are still being fucky. The meltdown has been posted (yay, thanks @NoReturn and @Gay Mouth ), just added a few more SS's and am gonna leave it at that.
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Dead on. Tess is all about fooling her IG audience into thinking that all of the things she got is due to being a HIGH DEMAND SUPPAMODDLE!. Admitting that she earned it all from farting on cakes and letting gross weirdos jizz on her while she rolls around in tapioca pudding destroys that carefully curated image.
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Oh my Lord! She got possessed by the Ghost of the Poutine Queen herself!! I always thought it might be an exaggeration, that food addicts have the same reaction to sugar and fats like junkies do to their drugs of choice. Not anymore. Holy shit.
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Got yer back. Hope these work.Edit 2. Can't edit to attach. Will try later. Just have a look at her insta if you're keen.
Brainans mirror for the video: https://brainans.com/user/tessholliday/video/NzA2NTAwOTI3MTczNzQ3MDI1NS0xNjQ0OTUwNjU4
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Does anyone else feel a shift against Tess slowly starting to take hold in her body positive community?
There's the really noticeable stuff - like not getting hardly any 'modeling' jobs (honestly, when was the last time Tess got a paying modeling gig?), a podcast that completely and utterly flopped, and dwindling sponsorships. But then there's the more subtle things that I think are about to explode.
Tess is VERY brave to keep riding this anorexia wave but not at all for the reasons she thinks! She doesn't understand that just because she started the community, doesn't mean she controls it. The new narrative aaaaaall over TikTok is that if you weren't such a fatphobic piece of shit who hates all fat people you wouldn't be anorexic. They are CRUCIFYING anyone who points out anorexia can come from many places, not just out of a vanity need to fit beauty standards. If you look at the Fat Acceptance/Girl Cows thread there's a few that have cropped up and, yes, they are that adamant that you're only anorexic because you're a bad person.
Tess isn't paying attention to this new "eating disorders are like narcissism, it's a mental health issue but not one that deserves pity" narrative. I, like many here, think Tess is doing all of this so she can get back to the weight she was when she was a working model (a good 50-100 lbs ago) without criticism. But little does she know, if she loses any noticeable weight saying it's due to anorexia it will only flame the fire, not put it out.
If you look at her TikTok numbers on Social Blade, she's exploding on that platform. I think this is bad news for her. She's an older millennial spouting yesterday's body positive rhetoric on a platform full of Gen Z teenagers who LOVE to cancel the grown-ups on their app. I just saw a video the other day of a teenaged-no-gender-danger-hair 'exposing' Tess Holliday for the t-shirt scandal (I'll post it when things are working again; it won't let me right now). I haven't heard Tess' name on the lips of any of the body positive fashion Youtubers in ages, and she used to be their hero.
So I say to Tess: Keep eating and gaining, Fatty, or kiss your body positive influencer lifestyle good-bye.
There's the really noticeable stuff - like not getting hardly any 'modeling' jobs (honestly, when was the last time Tess got a paying modeling gig?), a podcast that completely and utterly flopped, and dwindling sponsorships. But then there's the more subtle things that I think are about to explode.
Tess is VERY brave to keep riding this anorexia wave but not at all for the reasons she thinks! She doesn't understand that just because she started the community, doesn't mean she controls it. The new narrative aaaaaall over TikTok is that if you weren't such a fatphobic piece of shit who hates all fat people you wouldn't be anorexic. They are CRUCIFYING anyone who points out anorexia can come from many places, not just out of a vanity need to fit beauty standards. If you look at the Fat Acceptance/Girl Cows thread there's a few that have cropped up and, yes, they are that adamant that you're only anorexic because you're a bad person.
Tess isn't paying attention to this new "eating disorders are like narcissism, it's a mental health issue but not one that deserves pity" narrative. I, like many here, think Tess is doing all of this so she can get back to the weight she was when she was a working model (a good 50-100 lbs ago) without criticism. But little does she know, if she loses any noticeable weight saying it's due to anorexia it will only flame the fire, not put it out.
If you look at her TikTok numbers on Social Blade, she's exploding on that platform. I think this is bad news for her. She's an older millennial spouting yesterday's body positive rhetoric on a platform full of Gen Z teenagers who LOVE to cancel the grown-ups on their app. I just saw a video the other day of a teenaged-no-gender-danger-hair 'exposing' Tess Holliday for the t-shirt scandal (I'll post it when things are working again; it won't let me right now). I haven't heard Tess' name on the lips of any of the body positive fashion Youtubers in ages, and she used to be their hero.
So I say to Tess: Keep eating and gaining, Fatty, or kiss your body positive influencer lifestyle good-bye.
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Tess is projecting as hard as anti airstrike light beams in WWII
Tess projecting...
It's sweet how she and other lolcows love to indulge in the fantasy of all her critics being fat hating AND self hating troglodytes. Unable to introspection and so full of hate that they attack dainty little anorexic ladies like her
Can't have anything to do with her being a massive, self-absorbed bitch, who touts extremely harmful pseudo feel good bullshit.
I love that Tess' fanartists stay true to themselves by drawing her at least 100 pounds lighter than she is. Even the eye of the artist refuses to comprehend Tess' distorted body. And going by the head to body ratio in the Galentine group photo, Tess might even out fat her fellow fatties.
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Holy shit her droning voice can't even distract me from the jiggling. She's a bag of JELLO. Spoilered because this is extremely Islamic. PUT YOU TITS AWAY, she's literally crying in her car about meanies while not being able to FIT IN A SHIRT. I consider it performance art to bully your gross enormous body while you cry about it.
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I can’t decide if Tess’s latest ThisAss cleavage is worse than Anna’s latest lack-of-cleavage.
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Bitch needs on of those harness they move cows around with for her ass tits.
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I see Tubbers is back to blubbering in her car with her ThisAss jiggling to and fro. Time is truly a fat err I mean flat circle for Tubby Tess Hoolliday.
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Good grief, what is she caterwauling about?
In that latest Tiktok in her car she just came from the gym and is super upset about fat people not having "safe spaces." (Which, by the way, the gym isn't a safe space for anyone, Tess, because it's a public space. You can't expect strangers in public spaces to know and cater to all your triggers.)
If some bro-dude was slinging fatty insults or she got an ugly generic troll comment at the gym she'd be cancelling them and raging and telling us the whole story, yet she's sobbing and being very vague. So what happened? It's honestly not like her to be weepy - she's usually bitchy.
I think it was something more like her trainer scolded her for taking selfies when she should be doing reps, or someone close to her called her out for bad behavior - maybe in regards to Bowie since she specifically mentioned being told she's a bad mom in her list of grievances in this video. Those tears were real and flowing which tells me this was a narc injury. Thoughts?
In that latest Tiktok in her car she just came from the gym and is super upset about fat people not having "safe spaces." (Which, by the way, the gym isn't a safe space for anyone, Tess, because it's a public space. You can't expect strangers in public spaces to know and cater to all your triggers.)
If some bro-dude was slinging fatty insults or she got an ugly generic troll comment at the gym she'd be cancelling them and raging and telling us the whole story, yet she's sobbing and being very vague. So what happened? It's honestly not like her to be weepy - she's usually bitchy.
I think it was something more like her trainer scolded her for taking selfies when she should be doing reps, or someone close to her called her out for bad behavior - maybe in regards to Bowie since she specifically mentioned being told she's a bad mom in her list of grievances in this video. Those tears were real and flowing which tells me this was a narc injury. Thoughts?
Maybe she broke a piece of gym equipment and got yelled at. Keeping things vague because breaking things isn't glam.
Guess we won't see any more of the Pilates saga
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Tess has bouts of blubbering while in her car. If I was a betting man, it’s that Tess knows her life is shit and there’s no real way out. She can service feeders or she can go back to shit jobs like she had before she was a model. If she doesn’t service feeders, that also means she can’t afford her apartment. No Jolene to fall back on and her feeder friends and hair gays will drop her like a bad habit. No hot queers either, oh wait, she never had those unless Olly needed a free place to stay.
Yeah, if she experienced any actual insults or “microaggressions” she’d be oinking and squealing about that. I think this is just her realizing she’s fucked and there’s no option that would make her better off in terms of responsibilities or materialistic comforts. She’s just blaming it on the gym because it gives her a chance to lie about being in the gym.
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The crying video is probably also feeder shit lol. Humiliation is a big aspect of the fetish; plus nobody posts genuine crying online, it's always for attention and/or manipulation. Her eyes are so incredibly emotionless. Watch the last 20 seconds with sound off and you'd never even know she's fake crying
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My guess is that her "trainer" got tired of getting "paid" only in exposure on Tess' IG, and demanded actual payment. Since Tess doesn't have any money outside of what her Johns pay for, that means no more "workouts"
That, or her trainer finally woke up to Tess' "body nourishment" , realized that she's a fake anorexic who will never lose weight because she's constantly shoveling garbage in her mouth, and called Tess out on it.
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