Orbiter Rachel Wilson / Rach4Patriarchy & Andrew Harrison Wilson / Big Pappa Fascist - Stay-At-Home-Mom Supremacist, Mother of 5, Patriarchist. Christian Nationalist. Author of Occult Feminism: The Secret History of Women's Liberation

[bearycool]

I mean, if you want to make that anaology, you guys are the space junk, like the waste bags the astronauts discard, orbiting around people who actually do stuff on the internet.

If you think about it tho, what they do on their show, is kinda like what youre doing here, roasting people, but they actually do it on cam and don't care what haters say/think. Rather than some anon blog.

Interesting site, at least I know where to come if I want to roast/dox my local librarian or Grandma or something.

Okay Pluto, go back to your orbit where no one cares about you

 

[veri]

don’t make a nice valentine’s day dinner to surprise your wife or you’ll attract the ire of rachel wilson

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maybe she’s mad that stepdaddyfascist didn’t get her a gift. probably couldn’t afford one working 60+ hours a week to let rachel sit on her ass all day and tweet. cant have it both ways

 

[John Andrews Stan]

don’t make a nice valentine’s day dinner to surprise your wife or you’ll attract the ire of rachel wilson

This bitch fucking bitter. She’s definitely miserable, which she richly deserves. Annoying how she’s such a sperg with the misogyny that she takes all the fun out of hating women.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

I do not believe that Andrew is a True Manly Man if he doesn't appreciate properly cooking a good prime rib.

"Opinions on the correct way to cook expensive meat" are up there with "a cigar habit" and "recreational shooting" as markers of men of the right wing.

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

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maybe she’s mad that stepdaddyfascist didn’t get her a gift. probably couldn’t afford one working 60+ hours a week to let rachel sit on her ass all day and tweet. cant have it both ways

My theory is Rachel's probably intimidated that Beth's husband, who probably works a full-time job, was able to knock the ball out of the park with what sounds like an absolutely king-tier meal while she can barely scrape together the most basic-bitch shit despite that being the only thing she has to do in life other than making sure her kids don't die.

On the subject of Rachel's cooking, I went back through her twitter timeline to see if she's ever posted any food she's made aside from those science experiment muffins for her kids or the cakes on her instagram. I can now confirm she's at least as mediocre as Pantsu when it comes to making tradwife larper food. Let's take a tour:

Exhibit A:
2/06/2021



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Slow cooker pot roast with potatoes and carrots, and not a single ounce of seasoning in sight. You'd find more seasoning in peasant stews during Medieval times when that shit had to be hauled across Asia and then shipped overseas. Hilariously, a lot of her followers were giving her shit for this in the comments, so it's nice to see she isn't fooling anybody. Nothing awful about this necessarily, but it's bland and minimal effort. There are so many more flavorful ways to slow-cook a roast than this for a large family, but I guess posting gifs was more important than putting in effort to make an actually impressive meal.

Exhibit B:
12/04/2021



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The odds of any of the noodles in this being hand-made are less than zero. It looks crispy as hell around the edges and I have no idea why she drizzled the top with sausage bits and cheese. Not exactly selling the whole 'trad life' angle with slop like this.

Lastly, my personal favorite:

Exhibit C:
11/16/2021



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Aside from the eggs, I defy you to point me to a single thing on that goddamn plate that didn't come out of the freezer. You can even SEE the bag that some of this shit came out of in the top of the frame! That sausage patty looks like it came from a dumpster behind the local McDonalds. Of course the bread wasn't home-baked, let's not even kid ourselves, but was the mountain of potatoes REALLY necessary? This is on par with a meal at Denny's during the red eye shift when the only cook staff still working are all tweaked out on meth.

In case anyone was still on the fence about all larping tradwives on twitter being shitty cooks, let this be definitive proof that someone's cooking ability is inversely proportional to the amount of gifs they tweet on a given day.

The last thing I'd like to take note of is the dates these were posted. Weeks, sometimes MONTHS would go by without her posting anything. So it's not like I'm just picking out the worst she had to show to dunk on her. Of all the things she cooks regularly, these were the ones that she thought were ready for primetime. No wonder one of her kids went to culinary school. They sure as shit wasn't going to learn how to cook from her own mom!

 

[Christorian X]

My theory is Rachel's probably intimidated that Beth's husband, who probably works a full-time job, was able to knock the ball out of the park with what sounds like an absolutely king-tier meal while she can barely scrape together the most basic-bitch shit despite that being the only thing she has to do in life other than making sure her kids don't die.

On the subject of Rachel's cooking, I went back through her twitter timeline to see if she's ever posted any food she's made aside from those science experiment muffins for her kids or the cakes on her instagram. I can now confirm she's at least as mediocre as Pantsu when it comes to making tradwife larper food. Let's take a tour:

Exhibit A:
2/06/2021

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Slow cooker pot roast with potatoes and carrots, and not a single ounce of seasoning in sight. You'd find more seasoning in peasant stews during Medieval times when that shit had to be hauled across Asia and then shipped overseas. Hilariously, a lot of her followers were giving her shit for this in the comments, so it's nice to see she isn't fooling anybody. Nothing awful about this necessarily, but it's bland and minimal effort. There are so many more flavorful ways to slow-cook a roast than this for a large family, but I guess posting gifs was more important than putting in effort to make an actually impressive meal.

Exhibit B:
12/04/2021

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The odds of any of the noodles in this being hand-made are less than zero. It looks crispy as hell around the edges and I have no idea why she drizzled the top with sausage bits and cheese. Not exactly selling the whole 'trad life' angle with slop like this.

Lastly, my personal favorite:

Exhibit C:
11/16/2021

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Aside from the eggs, I defy you to point me to a single thing on that goddamn plate that didn't come out of the freezer. You can even SEE the bag that some of this shit came out of in the top of the frame! That sausage patty looks like it came from a dumpster behind the local McDonalds. Of course the bread wasn't home-baked, let's not even kid ourselves, but was the mountain of potatoes REALLY necessary? This is on par with a meal at Denny's during the red eye shift when the only cook staff still working are all tweaked out on meth.

In case anyone was still on the fence about all larping tradwives on twitter being shitty cooks, let this be definitive proof that someone's cooking ability is inversely proportional to the amount of gifs they tweet on a given day.

The last thing I'd like to take note of is the dates these were posted. Weeks, sometimes MONTHS would go by without her posting anything. So it's not like I'm just picking out the worst she had to show to dunk on her. Of all the things she cooks regularly, these were the ones that she thought were ready for primetime. No wonder one of her kids went to culinary school. They sure as shit wasn't going to learn how to cook from her own mom!

I just...I...fuck. I can't believe I'm about to say this but in comparison, May's cooking looks like something made with an advanced culinary degree.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

There's nothing wrong with serving your kids some form of pasta bake or instapot stew; Few people do five star stuff every day. It's very odd to choose these as examples to show off your amazing tradwife skills.

"I make my husband work 60 hours a week so I can delight him with breakfasts like this one."

(in finding a stock image, I learned that "Cereal Milk" is a type of specialty marijuana. You never stop learning on the farms.)

 

[Sam Losco]

How nitpicky people get about food on here is autistic. No, her food doesn't look good, but who the fuck hand makes noodles for lasagna? That doesn't make you trad and doesn't make you not trad because you don't do it.
I mean, by that logic, it's not much of a stretch to say you're not trad if you aren't washing your clothes on a washboard.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

How nitpicky people get about food on here is autistic. No, her food doesn't look good, but who the fuck hand makes noodles for lasagna? That doesn't make you trad and doesn't make you not trad because you don't do it.
I mean, by that logic, it's not much of a stretch to say you're not trad if you aren't washing your clothes on a washboard.

I think the point is that if being trad is so core to this person’s identity, why are they so bad at it? They consider photos of their slop to be boast-worthy, A-game content. It’s delusional and hilarious.

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

I think the point is that if being trad is so core to this person’s identity, why are they so bad at it? They consider photos of their slop to be boast-worthy, A-game content. It’s delusional and hilarious.

Basically this. Being 'trad' shouldn't be about flexing over surface-level stuff like cooking for your man, but that's what trad larpers turned it into. If Rachel wants to boast about being 'trad' while pointing at her cooking as proof of that, then that opens the food up for criticism.

I mean, when she's replying to tweets that say "Fast food is a weapon system to destroy the family meal" with "I'm resisting!" followed by pictures of her trashy lasagna where none of the ingredients were made from scratch, it shows that she has no clue what she's actually rebelling against if she thinks that 'fast food' as a 'weapons system' doesn't also apply to most of the prepackaged crap you see at the grocery store.

No, her food doesn't look good, but who the fuck hand makes noodles for lasagna?

My family did growing up, and I do today. It's a fun family activity. If she can have her kids making muffins, then making pasta noodles shouldn't be much of a stretch. She's just lazy.

 

[veri]

I do not believe that Andrew is a True Manly Man if he doesn't appreciate properly cooking a good prime rib.

right, i’m sure everyone in this thread has a dad or uncle or know a few men who know how to bbq. “trad” or not cooking steak is the man’s realm

even if that wasn’t the case and cooking all was on the wife, in this instance the op’s husband made her a surprise dinner to show he apprieciates her. guess happy marriages aren’t trad, you’re plagued by modernity if you want to do a nice gesture for your wife

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If she can have her kids making muffins, then making pasta noodles shouldn't be much of a stretch. She's just lazy.

Lmao this is one of my favorite internet comments I’ve ever read, no exaggeration.

I think this bitch is completely ridiculous but even I will give her a pass for not making her pasta from scratch. True, as a SAHM to older kids she probably has time for this. But it’s totally normal to use dried noodles, even for fine dining chefs.

Trad is a costumed play for these people. It’s all about the accoutrements and bragging, not about core values or a spiritual approach to life. None of these LARPers would even go through the motions if they couldn’t post it on social media.

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

How nitpicky people get about food on here is autistic. No, her food doesn't look good, but who the fuck hand makes noodles for lasagna? That doesn't make you trad and doesn't make you not trad because you don't do it.
I mean, by that logic, it's not much of a stretch to say you're not trad if you aren't washing your clothes on a washboard.

Yeah, this.
It's fun to shit on May's Cooking(tm) because some of it legitimately is retarded to show off, like her ham sandwiches with potato chips, but I guess I need to assume that every other autistic NEET posting on this forum spends 4 hours cooking dinner for themselves every night, since some of the shit she's posted doesn't look that bad that it'd warrant making fun of it.
Just because someone calls themselves "trad" doesn't mean that the food they cook up needs to not only look absolutely flawless in appearance and presentation, but also not deviate even slightly from what some would consider "the classic" style of doing that particular dish. Nitpicking about adding sausages and cheese on top of a lasagna is a bit strange.
And this is obviously not a direct defense of this retarded woman, but more just the whole grasping at straws stuff.

 

[veri]

And this is obviously not a direct defense of this retarded woman, but more just the whole grasping at straws stuff.

her shitty cooking would be uninteresting on its own if not for her constantly reminding people on twitter how the wife’s place is in the kitchen. one of the core facets of being trad for her is that her husband doesn’t need to set a foot in the kitchen. the one thing you’d expect her to be decent at is cooking but it all looks garbage. even then she will still brag about it on twitter and use it as a way to try to look better than other women. that and her lies that everything she makes is homemade. every mom has thrown together premade food before because they just don’t have the time or energy to cook every night, especially those with multiple kids. rachel won’t adapt her larp to that reality though because then her male followers might not see her as the perfect tradwife she tries to act as

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

How nitpicky people get about food on here is autistic. No, her food doesn't look good, but who the fuck hand makes noodles for lasagna? That doesn't make you trad and doesn't make you not trad because you don't do it.
I mean, by that logic, it's not much of a stretch to say you're not trad if you aren't washing your clothes on a washboard.

If you aren't producing food that could pass off as potentially Michellin star quality you're a lolcow.

Fr tho, the only thing wrong there was the thick layer of butter on the bread in that third picture. That shit is gross Rachel, either spread it thin or even better - don't use it, the egg yolk shall suffice.

 

[bearycool]

She feeds her kids, and then beats them.

These are just the facts, considering she can’t beat an egg properly

 

[AltisticRight]

I've cooked better and worse looking food for myself but I never felt the need to grace public eyes with it unless I feel like it's a masterpiece (which it usually isn't!).

Making lasgna from scratch is fun. It takes like 7 hours as well. I normally just buy freshly made lasgna noodles from the local Italian restaurant, they sell freshly made pasta as well. The same goes with various Asian types of noodles, Japanese ramen broth is another ingredient I often buy from the restaurant because I'm not spending 12 hours to culture some oily soup, it's unhealthy and more expensive.

Her mount potato wedges in the last photo is a culinary catastrophe. How's that any better than "fast food"? I hope those potatoes are baked, at least they will be less greasy than the fast food deep fryers. Some garlic and onions will go well with her demonic stew in the first photo. That reminds me of the abomination I baked up in middle school, no seasoning.

Bottom of the line, even if none of us can cook $2 ramen noodles, she decided to post her works of alchemy publicly and thus any criticism she gets is deserved.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

How nitpicky people get about food on here is autistic. No, her food doesn't look good, but who the fuck hand makes noodles for lasagna? That doesn't make you trad and doesn't make you not trad because you don't do it.
I mean, by that logic, it's not much of a stretch to say you're not trad if you aren't washing your clothes on a washboard.

I made my own the last time I made lasagna, and that was about 3 weeks ago. It’s not hard. The dough is just flour, oil, and egg. Lasagna noodles are the easiest because all you have to do is roll it out flat and cut into strips. You don’t even need the cutter attachment on a KitchenAid or the old hand crank cutter to cut it into various sizes of noodles.

Also, I don’t regularly use a washboard BUT I DO HAVE a small glass washboard that I COULD use for delicates if I had to. It’s hanging over the utility sink in our laundry room. I got it from a house I was helping someone get ready to sell.

If Rachel is reading this, my challenge to you still stands. You better hope my PO never lets me back on YouTube because if he does I’m gonna challenge you to a Chicken Poi contest and nothing beats Lorne’s Chicken Poi!

The Lorne Reality Show Lorne's chicken pie

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[veri]

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[State Champ]

My family did growing up, and I do today. It's a fun family activity. If she can have her kids making muffins, then making pasta noodles shouldn't be much of a stretch. She's just lazy.

Lol did you grow the wheat, harvest it (by hand), thresh it (by hand), then mill it (by hand) or were you and your family just lazy?