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Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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I went looking for the Pig Cups video last night strictly for research purposes, and it seems that Rob has privatized it. The one where he makes the pulled pork initially is still out there though.
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Oh no, please please Rob don't get troll's remorse, or at least I'm hoping he privatised it temporarily as the fat man might be checking out his channel after the meet up.
It is always annoying whenever people encounter lolcows IRL and then suddenly become white knights due to "change of heart" or "they aren't that bad in person".
Also, saw this on the comments of the meet-up video. Jack driving by himself, isn't that dangerous?
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Rob is working the posters in this thread as much as he’s working Jack.
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It sure is; Jack can't drive without eating so he's gotta strap Ole' Flappy to the wheel and steer by shifting his body weight...all while stuffing Arby's Happy Hour sandwiches down his craw one after another.
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They also troll differently. Rob is clearly not of the somewhat more malicious bent we have going on here. I doubt he even personally dislikes or wishes harm to Jack. Also many lolcow collectors would gladly meet a cow if it didn't involve too much autism (or even if it did).
Kiwi Farms rules are for here, not to be imposed on the world, and are largely aimed at keeping the site alive and functional. That's also why the no trolling plans rule. It's not some moral rule that there's anything wrong with trolling, just that it can embarrass the site.
Rob is clearly amused at Jack's antics and constantly takes playful little digs at him.
I think my favorite is when just by applying basic food skills, he was able to make edible final results out of Jacksauce.
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I sincerely hope Rob initiated the handshake and put out his right hand, as is customary. And then after an awkward chuckle, gave him the left.
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Christ, Bennie Sears is actually going to buy the Tammy shirt and wear it.
If you're wondering who Bennie is, he's a member of the "special" harem of unironic Jack fans:
If you're wondering who Bennie is, he's a member of the "special" harem of unironic Jack fans:
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Asshole. Has literally not a single bad word to say about the place but still gives it A minus for no reason at all. I hope this evil fat fuck chokes on a mussel shell.
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You’re unable to view it? That’s strange, as I can see it just fine..
On an unrelated note, it appears as though Garrett has a new lady in his life. Immensely more attractive than his last imo.
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Why is plant based bad when it comes to keto? So long as the carbs and sugars are low, which they are, it's technically keto. Or is this just Mushbrain being a literal mushbrain and thinking that veggies can't be eaten when you're on keto?
Mushbrain is so Italian he not only can't pronounce the name of the restaurant but says they don't have "brushetta". It's bruschetta with a hard "C" so it's pronounced "brus-ketta". Just another example that he's a fucking poseur.
But then the menu is North American Italian which is probably what he's used to.
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I think Jack's fear of plant based is related to his fragile masculinity
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It’s the same autistically juvenile thought process that leads people like him to see meat as “manly food,” and salads as “girly food.”
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So Big G got really rich off crypto, eh?
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the best part of this video is rob making sure to capture two things on camera that we almost never see: jack walking and full body shots. don't think we've seen him actually walk on camera since charles hilariously filmed him limping around at the 4th of july picnic a few years ago when he talked about jack eating all the crab legs
slurred speech and dead arm aside, you don't really see just how fucked up and broken jack is when he's filming himself or when tammy films him on JOTG. the other great part about when others film him is that you see how much of a manlet he is and how weird he looks standing next to someone who is normal looking
i'm sure rob was holding back laughter when jack mentioned that he "forgot" to ask for no bun on his sandwich
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Just because a server describes fried brie as "really good cheese sticks" doesn't mean you eat it with your hands, you uncultured swine.
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Honestly, I know some people have said Rob should avoid interacting with him directly, but Rob has seriously delivered on details with this short video.
And confirmed, much to my shock, that Jack can actually still drive.
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I call bullshit on this. I bet this lying sack of shit had Tammy pull over at the far end of the strip mall, told her to shop while he ate, and managed to somehow navigate the truck 65 yds over to where Rob and his brother were waiting.
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It really is emblematic of Rob’s demonstrated trolling style- subtle and tasteful, and without the mean-spiritedness commonly seen in most trolls. He gives us the juicy nuggets that are the handshake, the (holy shit) full-body limping shot, and the bun lie. No commentary is required, and Rob doesn’t blatantly roast Jack. But Rob understands that merely filming what they saw accomplishes enough.
And Jack can’t object to any of the footage as trolling, because…what else was there really to film? On its own, it’s wholly innocuous footage that showcases Rob’s under-the-radar genius as well as Jack’s cluelessness.