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Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?


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Imagine comparing Andy Warski to Jim Norton or Anthony Cumia.

Introducing a Third Man™ for them to banter with isn't a terrible idea but the last thing PPP needs is another fucking "ship-steerer" that interrupts the flow of things even more than Warski already does.
I mean Jim now. like Jim and Sam or Arty and Anthony. They're both capable of being funny but Andy needed JF/Geek/Failure the list goes on and PPP needs Godwinson. They need someone whose not retarded at the wheel to maximize they funny and attempt to mitigate the natural impulse to be shitty they both have.
 
Introducing a Third Man™ for them to banter with isn't a terrible idea but the last thing PPP needs is another fucking "ship-steerer" that interrupts the flow of things even more than Warski already does.
I mean Jim now. like Jim and Sam or Arty and Anthony. They're both capable of being funny but Andy needed JF/Geek/Failure the list goes on and PPP needs Godwinson. They need someone whose not retarded at the wheel to maximize they funny and attempt to mitigate the natural impulse to be shitty they both have.
Bringing Jesse on full time / more often might be a good idea.

Either him or Kraut seem to work well with PPP.
 
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Bringing Jesse on full time / more often might be a good idea.

Either him or Kraut seem to work well with PPP.
Could Kraut work well with Andy though is the real question? I'd guess not and there's few people left in this sphere of the internet who could fit it. AP maybe but idk what the fuck he's up to or Wild goose.
 
I mean Jim now. like Jim and Sam or Arty and Anthony. They're both capable of being funny but Andy needed JF/Geek/Failure the list goes on and PPP needs Godwinson. They need someone whose not retarded at the wheel to maximize they funny and attempt to mitigate the natural impulse to be shitty they both have.
I love Godwinson, but he's even more overbearing than PPP was (to his credit). He would set the pace and overwhelm any guest was on with, PPP included. Godwinson "steered the ship" in the same way Somalian pirates "steer" ocean cruise liners.

PPP's best content has always been him rocking back and forth, spitting venom at some faggot for ten hours into a cellphone camera. Kino Casino is the same thing, only chopped up into segments. It's pretty much the PPP Show "hosted" by Andy Warski so far, and Warski is a shit host.

PPP's shitty impulses are redeemed because he is funny. He's a liar, but his lies are funny and he lies about e-celebs people hate so nobody cares. Warski? I think you're one of the few people I've seen who've said that Warski is funny. Any other time I see him brought up it's people talking about what a goofball he is, how likeable he is. I can't fucking fathom why, frankly. He's not funny, he's a spineless snake and he comes across as desperate for approval. He's the worst part of anything he's been involved in, except maybe the Killstream. Nothing really redeems him in my eyes.

PPP is capable of running a funny show without a cohost, Warski is not. Warski needs PPP, not the other way around. A third mic that could keep up with PPP might add something positive to the chemistry, but Warski will always be the weakest link at the end of the day.
 
I love Godwinson, but he's even more overbearing than PPP was (to his credit). He would set the pace and overwhelm any guest was on with, PPP included. Godwinson "steered the ship" in the same way Somalian pirates "steer" ocean cruise liners.

PPP's best content has always been him rocking back and forth, spitting venom at some faggot for ten hours into a cellphone camera. Kino Casino is the same thing, only chopped up into segments. It's pretty much the PPP Show "hosted" by Andy Warski so far, and Warski is a shit host.

PPP's shitty impulses are redeemed because he is funny. He's a liar, but his lies are funny and he lies about e-celebs people hate so nobody cares. Warski? I think you're one of the few people I've seen who've said that Warski is funny. Any other time I see him brought up it's people talking about what a goofball he is, how likeable he is. I can't fucking fathom why, frankly. He's not funny, he's a spineless snake and he comes across as desperate for approval. He's the worst part of anything he's been involved in, except maybe the Killstream. Nothing really redeems him in my eyes.

PPP is capable of running a funny show without a cohost, Warski is not. Warski needs PPP, not the other way around. A third mic that could keep up with PPP might add something positive to the chemistry, but Warski will always be the weakest link at the end of the day.
PPP going for 10 hours was fine for some when the content was plentiful, but he goes to the same well to often. How many booberlee videos did we get that were basically the same? beating the same Fuentes or baked stuff into the ground during dry spells. His best stuff IMO were the fake interviews with randbot and moma fuentes being particular high notes. His shitty impulses lead even someone like the ogrebro distancing himself from him, the uber incel said fuck it. He needs someone to structure his tism,

Andy is a snake, drug addict slampig enthusiast who has a hard time stringing together a sentence but the increasingly rare times he's on he's solid. Idk about the worst part though Tonka and JF are high water marks there. A third mic would be good but Andy has shown he can at least keep from turning until a better shot comes along, PPP is an egotistical 400lb tard with a feeder discord gf and a tranny, he's just as likely to fuck it up as warski.
 
I love Godwinson, but he's even more overbearing than PPP was (to his credit). He would set the pace and overwhelm any guest was on with, PPP included. Godwinson "steered the ship" in the same way Somalian pirates "steer" ocean cruise liners.

PPP's best content has always been him rocking back and forth, spitting venom at some faggot for ten hours into a cellphone camera. Kino Casino is the same thing, only chopped up into segments. It's pretty much the PPP Show "hosted" by Andy Warski so far, and Warski is a shit host.

PPP's shitty impulses are redeemed because he is funny. He's a liar, but his lies are funny and he lies about e-celebs people hate so nobody cares. Warski? I think you're one of the few people I've seen who've said that Warski is funny. Any other time I see him brought up it's people talking about what a goofball he is, how likeable he is. I can't fucking fathom why, frankly. He's not funny, he's a spineless snake and he comes across as desperate for approval. He's the worst part of anything he's been involved in, except maybe the Killstream. Nothing really redeems him in my eyes.

PPP is capable of running a funny show without a cohost, Warski is not. Warski needs PPP, not the other way around. A third mic that could keep up with PPP might add something positive to the chemistry, but Warski will always be the weakest link at the end of the day.
godwinson wouldnt do it, the man isnt about the grift. I believe PPP burned his bridge with godwinson and kino has suffered as a result. We can only hope he makes a guest apperance in the near future.
 
PPP going for 10 hours was fine for some when the content was plentiful, but he goes to the same well to often. How many booberlee videos did we get that were basically the same? beating the same Fuentes or baked stuff into the ground during dry spells. His best stuff IMO were the fake interviews with randbot and moma fuentes being particular high notes. His shitty impulses lead even someone like the ogrebro distancing himself from him, the uber incel said fuck it. He needs someone to structure his tism,

Andy is a snake, drug addict slampig enthusiast who has a hard time stringing together a sentence but the increasingly rare times he's on he's solid. Idk about the worst part though Tonka and JF are high water marks there. A third mic would be good but Andy has shown he can at least keep from turning until a better shot comes along, PPP is an egotistical 400lb tard with a feeder discord gf and a tranny, he's just as likely to fuck it up as warski.
Wouldn't you say that the fake interview schtick was a well that they went to just as often for a time? People remember the good ones (Mama Fuentes was great, and I think that might have been PPP's discord gf iirc) but most of those were fucking dire. And speaking of retreading ground, Josh covers the same people week after week on his MATI streams. The well is not the problem, even a good chef can make good food from shit ingredients. PPP has this ability and has demonstrated it time and again. Warski does not, and has demonstrated it time and again.

PPP is not a good person I agree, worse than Andy potentially. He's a fat borderline-case just like Ralph, he's a bridge burning liar yada yada.. But he's funny, and that's all I care about. I don't care if he snakes Andy because Andy is boring. This has been my point from the beginning: the guy is an albatross that contributes nothing. He can't steer a ship, he can't carry a show, he can't make jokes. So what can he do? He's "solid" like the shits I take. He's solid like Gator was solid.

You mentioned in another post that you wonder whether Kraut would work well with Andy. I have another question: does ANYBODY work well with Andy? From what I've seen, no. They do well despite him, in my view. A Third Man would probably be a good thing, but I think we disagree on the reasons why. You seem to think it would steer Andy, I think it would give Andy less time to talk (which may as well be "steering" him from my point of view). PPP having somebody who's actually funny to bounce off of would make Warski's interjections less frequent and a lot more tolerable. Unfortunately for him however, he would still be the weakest link (unless fucking Gator winds up becoming the Third Man or some shit...)

godwinson wouldnt do it, the man isnt about the grift. I believe PPP burned his bridge with godwinson and kino has suffered as a result. We can only hope he makes a guest apperance in the near future.
I agree, Godwinson would never do it. I'm not even sure I'd want him to either.
 
Wouldn't you say that the fake interview schtick was a well that they went to just as often for a time? People remember the good ones (Mama Fuentes was great, and I think that might have been PPP's discord gf iirc) but most of those were fucking dire. And speaking of retreading ground, Josh covers the same people week after week on his MATI streams. The well is not the problem, even a good chef can make good food from shit ingredients. PPP has this ability and has demonstrated it time and again. Warski does not, and has demonstrated it time and again.

PPP is not a good person I agree, worse than Andy potentially. He's a fat borderline-case just like Ralph, he's a bridge burning liar yada yada.. But he's funny, and that's all I care about. I don't care if he snakes Andy because Andy is boring. This has been my point from the beginning: the guy is an albatross that contributes nothing. He can't steer a ship, he can't carry a show, he can't make jokes. So what can he do? He's "solid" like the shits I take. He's solid like Gator was solid.

You mentioned in another post that you wonder whether Kraut would work well with Andy. I have another question: does ANYBODY work well with Andy? From what I've seen, no. They do well despite him, in my view. A Third Man would probably be a good thing, but I think we disagree on the reasons why. You seem to think it would steer Andy, I think it would give Andy less time to talk (which may as well be "steering" him from my point of view). PPP having somebody who's actually funny to bounce off of would make Warski's interjections less frequent and a lot more tolerable. Unfortunately for him however, he would still be the weakest link (unless fucking Gator winds up becoming the Third Man or some shit...)


I agree, Godwinson would never do it. I'm not even sure I'd want him to either.
Andy is great ONCE the snaking has taken place, we got the knoxville shit show, Miami gunt, him coked out lighting his nipples on fire after JF, Portugal with Ralph. When the split happens that faggot makes content. And I see your point but with interviews but another 5 hour breakdown on Nick being a fag is what i mean. We all know he's a fag. The real show starts when Kino Casino ends and they go at each other. But for a third mic they'd need someone to take point, PPP to play hardball and andy to play the sped, his perfect part.
 
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Andy is great ONCE the snaking has taken place, we got the knoxville shit show, Miami gunt, him coked out lighting his nipples on fire after JF, Portugal with Ralph. When the split happens that faggot makes content. And I see your point but with interviews but another 5 hour breakdown on Nick being a fag is what i mean. We all know he's a fag. The real show starts when Kino Casino ends and they go at each other. But for a third mic they'd need someone to take point, PPP to play hardball and andy to play the sped, his perfect part.
Andy is the third mic, the Kasino needs a second mic to keep the show moving and focused.
 
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Andy is the third mic, the Kasino needs a second mic to keep the show moving and focused.
Andy is good at the viewer interaction, he's the guy to keep the kasino high rollers spending on superchats, i do agree a third host would be good but i doubt they would wanna split threeways.
 
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Warski is a fucking albatross. He should be thankful that another talent has decided to scoop him up and carry his show for him. He breaks up the flow constantly (WAIT WAIT WAIT, I GOTTA PUT THIS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC ON! WAIT WAIT WAIT, WE GOT SOME W-W-WINNINGS!) and you just know he's steering PPP behind the scenes to ease up on his e-celeb faggot friends.
Glad to hear another ally in the war against Andy’s mediocrity. Andy is a retarded stuttering nigger who needs to stfu 200% more than he does. Who’s brilliant idea was it to have Canadian Cokehead Porky Pig exclusively read super chats? “Hey g-g-g-guys, I c-c-can’t say this n-n-nah-nah-……..na-an….name…ok I get it, I stutter chat, fuck off!” Faggot is literally getting stuck on his words every other sentence, choking and sputtering into the mic, and making me wrinkle my nose in disgust.

PPP is a big fat faggot too but at least he has a talent for going on multi-minute unbroken cruel rants, dismantling and debasing his target. Every five seconds Andy interrupts it when shit is going good. It’s gotten better but seriously, what is it with PPP and his low-IQ co-hosts.
 
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I'm assuming their gumroad content is either so low effort that nobodies bothered to archive it, or nobodies actually dumb enough to pay more for a couple of ppp rants a week than actual professional game or movie streaming services.
 
I mean Jim now. like Jim and Sam or Arty and Anthony. They're both capable of being funny but Andy needed JF/Geek/Failure the list goes on and PPP needs Godwinson. They need someone whose not retarded at the wheel to maximize they funny and attempt to mitigate the natural impulse to be shitty they both have.
Godwinson and PPP really were a good duo. Godwinson sometimes lost steam in his solo content while PPP alone just keeps going and going and repeating himself until it’s boring. Together they played off each other well and the contrast between the fat loudmouth Canadian and the Brit aristocrat larper was great. The Mama JF Christmas reviews are an excellent example.
 
Bringing Jesse on full time / more often might be a good idea.

Either him or Kraut seem to work well with PPP.
The diaper prank was funny, but Jesse's a shock jock character. PPP's content is accessible because it feels authentic.

Kino Casino is on in the middle of the night for Kraut.
i dont think anyone would even care about warski reading superchats if theyd wait to read them until the end like other similar streamers. wonder when theyll catch on
Donators yell at Andy in the chat if their superchats aren't read immediately. If they save superchats until the show's over, the donators are mad. If they read them immediately, it interrupts the flow.
 
And I thought the Gunt subforum was known for needlessly long autistic analysis with sources.

Andy is a likeable sperg but he often shoots off on wild tangents that doesn't go well with the flow of the show. He needs to moderate his thoughts and be more coherent. Can't just spring out whatever comes to the mind, that's why JFG abandoned him.
 
The diaper prank was funny, but Jesse's a shock jock character. PPP's content is accessible because it feels authentic.

Kino Casino is on in the middle of the night for Kraut.

Donators yell at Andy in the chat if their superchats aren't read immediately. If they save superchats until the show's over, the donators are mad. If they read them immediately, it interrupts the flow.
Jesse's diaper bit was the exact opposite of funny, it was one of the circumstances "cringe" was invented for. It was nothing but a waste of time and effort without a door knocking
 
Andy is really hit or miss with the Kino Casino stuff, I've been watching the goofy fuck for several years now, and I remember the skits him and "chris warski" did. I have a soft spot for the goofy bastard at times. He does a great job playing the straight guy when PPP is pushing in on a guest. He has his good attributes, and his shows can be great. But, as big a piece of shit as JF was, warski's Low IQ interruptions have always been an issue. I think him and PPP have a very good thing going, someone mentioned a real PBS Telethon vibe for the donations, that shit is funny as all hell. Reading donations has gotten a bit better, gonna take a bit to find that flow. Real promise over a month in, i've enjoyed it a ton.

That said, jesus tapdancing christ Andy, calm your tits man, every video isn't OMG HAHHAHAHAH STOP PAUSE.. he said something mundane.. JHAHHAHHAA repeat the mundane thing, then play it three or four times.. Calm the fuck down man. This is your last real chance, I get you are hyping stuff up, and it's great entertainment.. But you can't act like the 4-5 clips are the craziest kookiest shit you've ever seen or heard or it loses it's punch. I say this as someone that likes you, you need to tone your dumb retarded shit down. Please. You are making the enjoyment factor go way down, and i'm getting to the point i Just can't watch when you have those reactions. You know they are fake, we know they are fake but you keep at it. Andy keep that shit in check, and you are gonna have a license to print money for a bit. Seriously. Ashton, please talk to him and try to fix this before you ruin something that seems to have some legs. If the running target on the screen is right and y'all are making 500-1000 a week (and splitting it fairly) that's decent money for one day a week.
The problem is that Warski is only funny in two ways.
1) You laugh at him.
The end of Kino Casino #5 was a pretty good example of this when he tried so hard to describe Nihilism and the problem with it to allign with PPPs ideolgy but in the end he came to the conclusion that you should just live for the moment and whatever makes you happy. Like a fucking bugman.
2) His reactions. Warski isn't intelligent enough to come up with hottakes so he has to either steal them and regugirate them but at an 80iq level or he has to go down to the level of grade school content. Soyfacing with the best of them.

The whole gumroad idead feels very ill tought out too. Not that i think anyone here is stupid enough to paypig but who's in their right mind is gonna pay for the current state of it? Like who is intressted in any form of Warski content? Or movie and vidya reviews? That sort of content is ok filler if its free but i can't imagine anyone paying for it.

Its pretty clear what the people want.
Shorter commentary streams like im honestly pretty disapointed that we aren't gonna get a Daddy Gym vs Ralph commentary stream or any of the small kino bombs we have missed cause Kino casino is only once a week.

Andy is good at the viewer interaction, he's the guy to keep the kasino high rollers spending on superchats, i do agree a third host would be good but i doubt they would wanna split threeways.
So all of the faggy marvel movie refrences are for the people who are actually retarded enough to donate like Mr Vickers?
Bringing Jesse on full time / more often might be a good idea.

Either him or Kraut seem to work well with PPP.
Anything to get Andy to talk less is a good idea.
 
Maybe I'm just a dumb faggot but the worst part of the last KC for me was the thirsty ass Vickers family trying hard as hell to matter in the year 2022 and failing miserably. Faith is like two guntlings ago. Bitch is so yesterday. Meigh's spawn isn't even out yet but you can bet that Ralph's already working on bastard number three. Find THAT bitch's parents.
Also Andy needs to stop kissing everyone's ass it's manlet behavior and grosses me out.
 
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