Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Second Missing Primarch]

my scotchnerd drink right now is a Lagavulin 16, which is great if you like the taste of old leaves mixed with burnt rust-mold, but probably not worth the price otherwise. Hopefully the kiwikrowdfund will send me money so I can buy the blanket, dish soap, and toilet paper I had to forgo for this Scottish deathwater.

Sorry, fam, but I gotta buy me some Scottish deathwater too. I'll be sure to send you huuuuuuuugs, though.

(For reals, tho, Lagavulin 16 is one of my favorite whiskies, along with Balvenie 12 and Bruichladdich and Islay malts generally. I used to go to a bar that kept a bottle of the cask-strength 12 year Lag. That shit hits like a truck; pretty sure I'm the only person who ever ordered it.)

 

[Miss Misery]

Everything was late over this past weekend because of Valentines Day. Damn those jerks who have people who love them!

 

[Lurk]

Who the hell sees this, then still sends him money for his supposed 'needs'?! It's just so obvious. He's openly admitting that he's jonesing to waste money. He wants to spend it for spending's sake. Its so annoying the way he has to make every single post he writes be about money. "Hey guysh, Ace here. I'm so worried about the absolute state of my life, what a fucking failure I am, I might as well redact myself. I fingered my foot hole, the beetus is making me blind and my mom is an imbecile. But WORST OF ALL, I need $100 for lettuce and tomatoes but I know I won't get it so I'm totally not asking and nothing is mandatory but I'll redact myself if I don't get it" Like it doesn't matter what the hell inane shit he is posting about, he'll shoehorn in a comment about being a broke loser that is completely out of context to what he was saying because the one and only reason he posts anything at all is to GRIFT.

Also, which moron in that house decided it was a normal and totally appropriate idea for a 6 year old to give someone a gift with "send noodz" on it? Lunacy.

 

[Solid Snek]

Lou's software finally got the update telling him he doesn't like war in Ukraine.


Career layabout and grifter has an existential crisis. "What's the point?"



Some Tells:


Fuck Biden, fuck you Nazis, and FUCK THE FLYERS TOO


An absolutely horrifying tweet:

Spoiler: NSFW

Lou on Honesty:



And hold the fuck up... APPLEJACK?! What happened to Rarity??

Spoiler: contextual pony info

Applejack is the orange pony. She's an uptight, family-oriented, conservative farmer, who values hard work, HATES laziness, and refuses to accept handouts or even voluntary mutual aid - to the point where her stubborn self-reliance becomes a problem. i.e. in Louspeak, "she's a Nazi".

I always thought Rarity - the lazy, selfish, tranny/dragqueen/fashion pony, who spends her days eating ice cream and nights lounging on a pile of satin iPads - was Lou's favorite. Rarity is certainly the one he's sperged about the most. Has he claimed Applejack as Best Pony before, or is this a new development?

Best friend, best friend, best friend

Spoiler: A lot of the archives are completely down ATM; Russian trannies got 'em. Here's what I got:

https://archive.ph/C8zCs

https://archive.ph/YzuvW

https://archive.ph/BLp4j

https://archive.ph/GngY4

https://archive.ph/9SwmQ

https://archive.ph/NcVIQ

https://archive.ph/NWRFb

https://archive.ph/Kdquo

 

[The Dude]

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Who the hell sees this, then still sends him money for his supposed 'needs'?! It's just so obvious. He's openly admitting that he's jonesing to waste money. He wants to spend it for spending's sake. Its so annoying the way he has to make every single post he writes be about money. "Hey guysh, Ace here. I'm so worried about the absolute state of my life, what a fucking failure I am, I might as well redact myself. I fingered my foot hole, the beetus is making me blind and my mom is an imbecile. But WORST OF ALL, I need $100 for lettuce and tomatoes but I know I won't get it so I'm totally not asking and nothing is mandatory but I'll redact myself if I don't get it" Like it doesn't matter what the hell inane shit he is posting about, he'll shoehorn in a comment about being a broke loser that is completely out of context to what he was saying because the one and only reason he posts anything at all is to GRIFT.

Also, which moron in that house decided it was a normal and totally appropriate idea for a 6 year old to give someone a gift with "send noodz" on it? Lunacy.

You know who else would love to have spending money, just to spend? Genuinely impoverished people. But they don't, because they can't fucking afford to. Because it's wasteful. Because that money can be saved to go towards important things, like rent or bills. But Louie Lard-Ace spends at least 97% of the money he receives from strangers as spending money, just to spend, because he's not actually impoverished.

Lou's software finally got the update telling him he doesn't like war in Ukraine.
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Career layabout and grifter has an existential crisis. "What's the point?"
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Some Tells:
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Fuck Biden, fuck you Nazis, and FUCK THE FLYERS TOO
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An absolutely horrifying tweet:

Spoiler: NSFW

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Lou on Honesty:
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And hold the fuck up... APPLEJACK?! What happened to Rarity??
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Spoiler: contextual pony info

Applejack is the orange pony. She's an uptight, family-oriented, conservative farmer, who values hard work, HATES laziness, and refuses to accept handouts or even voluntary mutual aid - to the point where her stubborn self-reliance becomes a problem. i.e. in Louspeak, "she's a Nazi".

I always thought Rarity - the lazy, selfish, tranny/dragqueen/fashion pony, who spends her days eating ice cream and nights lounging on a pile of satin iPads - was Lou's favorite. Rarity is certainly the one he's sperged about the most. Has he claimed Applejack as Best Pony before, or is this a new development?

Best friend, best friend, best friend

Spoiler: A lot of the archives are completely down ATM; Russian trannies got 'em. Here's what I got:

https://archive.ph/C8zCs

https://archive.ph/YzuvW

https://archive.ph/BLp4j

https://archive.ph/GngY4

https://archive.ph/9SwmQ

https://archive.ph/NcVIQ

https://archive.ph/NWRFb

https://archive.ph/Kdquo

Obviously Louie has no understanding of things like defense treaties with allied nations or other obligations that the United States has taken upon itself. Or how about the US being a NATO member, which was organized specifically to keep Europe stable and defended against the USSR/Russia? Russia invading Ukraine would absolutely destabilize Europe and threaten our allies. No, in his mind its just ignorant "Durr-hurr, America World Police!" How can such a stupid motherfucker have been accepted by a college?

 

[Iron Hamster]

"I'd love a bit of spending money to spend...........just to spend"

As opposed to begging for money just to spend..........like you do now?

 

[MetalParakeet]

Dude has been up for four and a half hours and gasp...he hasn't ate!

How can he stay awake that long? And without food? THE HORROR.

God, he gives me a top hat. Mother fucker needs to be moved into death fats. If he thinks 4.5 hours without shoving his lardass face is something so horrible that it'll get him pity, he must be costing his mother so much damn money

 

[JaneThough]

These latest updates just prove that Lou is a classic addict and he's addicted to shopping. He's got all the tells, and the fact that he throws a tantrum over shipments being minutes late is even more telling.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Dude has been up for four and a half hours and gasp...he hasn't ate!

How can he stay awake that long? And without food? THE HORROR.

God, he gives me a top hat. Mother fucker needs to be moved into death fats. If he thinks 4.5 hours without shoving his lardass face is something so horrible that it'll get him pity, he must be costing his mother so much damn money

I wouldn't get mad. Fattz does nothing but lie. No way in hell he goes without eating. Or he ate so much last night, he still feels full in the morning.

 

[Piss Bear]

NEW FURRY ABOMINATION


So it’s back to the tranny flag tiger is it? With new and improved watermelon tits?

The well for mourning Zorro must’ve ran dry.

Also I love how the pink stripes look like fucking scars. Fitting for a tranny, I suppose!

Dude has been up for four and a half hours and gasp...he hasn't ate!

How can he stay awake that long? And without food? THE HORROR.

God, he gives me a top hat. Mother fucker needs to be moved into death fats. If he thinks 4.5 hours without shoving his lardass face is something so horrible that it'll get him pity, he must be costing his mother so much damn money

https://archive.ph/uiU0p

Eight in the goddamn morning! My lord, have you no heart? Send this amazonian queen $50 AT ONCE!

Edit: Just noticed the furry abomination is not new, as it is marked ‘21. But I don’t recall ever seeing it before.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Also, which moron in that house decided it was a normal and totally appropriate idea for a 6 year old to give someone a gift with "send noodz" on it? Lunacy.

If Denise "helped" the kid pick it out, we might be overlooking an amazing burn on Lou's spaghetti-driven lifestyle.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Dude has been up for four and a half hours and gasp...he hasn't ate!

How can he stay awake that long? And without food? THE HORROR.

God, he gives me a top hat. Mother fucker needs to be moved into death fats. If he thinks 4.5 hours without shoving his lardass face is something so horrible that it'll get him pity, he must be costing his mother so much damn money

I wouldn't get mad. Fattz does nothing but lie. No way in hell he goes without eating. Or he ate so much last night, he still feels full in the morning.

I think what makes me mad is that he's so spoiled rotten, that he thinks being awake and being without a meal for four hours is something worthy of sympathy.

He contributes so little to life that he actually has no idea what other people do on a daily basis. No idea.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Lou is still begging for that blanket money. Even though the initial beg was because the blankets were in the laundry...days ago. Just fucking wash them, fatty. He will even take $10!
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Lou on war. A typical small-minded, uneducated take. You can think what you want about war, new wars, the complicated and nuanced role America has in the conflicts of other countries, and still support veterans (or at least keep your mouth shut about Veteran's Day and not make ugly disrespectful comments). There are plenty of living veterans who were forced to be involved in things like, oh, I don't know, the Vietnam war who don't blindly just support any American intervention in foreign conflicts. Most people don't think like that. Normal people don't want to go to war, that isn't a controversial idea. It's almost like the concept of war and global politics isn't just a simple "explode anywhere that isn't America" or "don't get involved at all", and to have a fully formed opinion requires thinking beyond black and white absolutes.
archive | link

 

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Lou is still begging for that blanket money. Even though the initial beg was because the blankets were in the laundry...days ago. Just fucking wash them, fatty. He will even take $10!
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Lou on war. A typical small-minded, uneducated take. You can think what you want about war, new wars, the complicated and nuanced role America has in the conflicts of other countries, and still support veterans (or at least keep your mouth shut about Veteran's Day and not make ugly disrespectful comments). There are plenty of living veterans who were forced to be involved in things like, oh, I don't know, the Vietnam war who don't blindly just support any American intervention in foreign conflicts. Most people don't think like that. Normal people don't want to go to war, that isn't a controversial idea. It's almost like the concept of war and global politics isn't just a simple "explode anywhere that isn't America" or "don't get involved at all", and to have a fully formed opinion requires thinking beyond black and white absolutes.
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"I don't think we need a military budget" would sound stupid if it came from a little kid's mouth. How an adult is dumb enough to bellow this out from his gullet is so disillusioning that I need to reread it five more times just to be certain I didn't just hallucinate it.

 

[Miss Misery]

"I try to keep my mouth shut on Veterans Day because I don't want to get punched in the face by a vet, but on Memorial Day I can talk all the shit I want because they died serving this country so I can eat barbecue and if I wasn't a lazy NEET fucktard I'd probably even get a day off work."

 

[Piss Bear]

Lou is still begging for that blanket money. Even though the initial beg was because the blankets were in the laundry...days ago. Just fucking wash them, fatty. He will even take $10!
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Lou on war. A typical small-minded, uneducated take. You can think what you want about war, new wars, the complicated and nuanced role America has in the conflicts of other countries, and still support veterans (or at least keep your mouth shut about Veteran's Day and not make ugly disrespectful comments). There are plenty of living veterans who were forced to be involved in things like, oh, I don't know, the Vietnam war who don't blindly just support any American intervention in foreign conflicts. Most people don't think like that. Normal people don't want to go to war, that isn't a controversial idea. It's almost like the concept of war and global politics isn't just a simple "explode anywhere that isn't America" or "don't get involved at all", and to have a fully formed opinion requires thinking beyond black and white absolutes.
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The blanket grift fucking kills me.

He said it himself, the blanket isn’t even being washed right now. It’s still usable, even if it is sitting in the dirty laundry. Just take the damn thing out of the laundry basket and wash it some other time????

WAIT. Is this happening because fucking Denise saw the disgusting state of the fucking blanket and decided to throw it in the wash for him? And Lou’s whimpering to his mommy that he needs his blankie back, but she’s telling him she doesn’t have enough of a load to throw it in the wash yet?

Not to mention it’s probably some Wonder Woman or MLP themed blanket.

CHRIST LOU, you literal CHILD.

 

[Solid Snek]

Lou is still begging for that blanket money. Even though the initial beg was because the blankets were in the laundry...days ago. Just fucking wash them, fatty. He will even take $10!
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Lou on war. A typical small-minded, uneducated take. You can think what you want about war, new wars, the complicated and nuanced role America has in the conflicts of other countries, and still support veterans (or at least keep your mouth shut about Veteran's Day and not make ugly disrespectful comments). There are plenty of living veterans who were forced to be involved in things like, oh, I don't know, the Vietnam war who don't blindly just support any American intervention in foreign conflicts. Most people don't think like that. Normal people don't want to go to war, that isn't a controversial idea. It's almost like the concept of war and global politics isn't just a simple "explode anywhere that isn't America" or "don't get involved at all", and to have a fully formed opinion requires thinking beyond black and white absolutes.
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Maybe I'm a Boomer, but what the fuck is a "Warhol"? Is that some tranny slang, or is Lou saying he doesn't paint soup cans and spend his days trying to convince barely-legal city girls that he can make them fashion TV superstars?

Also, as a veteran, I need some help. See, there's this guy I know, somebody on the internet; he's fat and he's lazy and he has a habit of posting furry tranny commie bullshit all day. Really gets my goat. A negative influence on my mental health and on my social credit score. What I need is for this guy to shut the fuck up, stop being an asshole, and get a job - or at the very least, get himself mugged by a pack of Moors while touring the streets of Portugal.

So Lou, do you know if you could help me with that? Any chance you could help me convince this guy to shut the fuck up, stop being an asshole, and get a job? Nothing Is Mandatory, but it sure is appreciated.


P.S. Memorial Day is for honouring the dead, you worthless fucksack. If you wanna be an whiny, entitled dick on one of those two holidays, then FREE ADVICE be a dick on Veteran's Day. Most veterans can take it with good humor, some may even agree with you - and believe me, you're FAR more likely to get your face stomped in if you talk bullshit on Memorial Day, then you are on Veteran's Day.

WAIT. Is this happening because fucking Denise saw the disgusting state of the fucking blanket and decided to throw it in the wash for him? And Lou’s whimpering to his mommy that he needs his blankie back, but she’s telling him she doesn’t have enough of a load to throw it in the wash yet?

Yes.

I think it was mentioned some pages ago, but Blanketgate started right after Denise cleaned his room. He's having his blanket laundered because him mom thought it was filthy, and even though it's been, what? Like a week since Denise's cleaning frenzy sparked the Porn'top'pocalypse? He hasn't laundered the blanket yet, because he can't be assed enough to do it himself.


-edit- ooh, fuck, ok. He explains that Warhol was autocorrected from WARHAWK. Typo + me being a Boomer.

 

[Aunt Carol]

How to Do Laundry if You're Blind or Visually Impaired

 

[Iron Hamster]

2 full blankets that he's grifted for the last 2 years are a load in and of themselves so the washing machine isn't overworked.

 

[Fuggalope]

The blanket grift just blows my mind. Any less pathetic person would just use the dirty blanket rather than be cold. Or get off their ass and wash it themselves. Lou, a 40 year old man crying on the internet because mommy didn't do his laundry for him.

I'm certain that lout knows this too, but appearing as pathetic as possible in hopes someone throws him a buck is his jam. Literal homeless junkie behavior.

And still without a bed frame. He's grifted for those twice now if I remember correctly.