Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Spoonomancer]

NEW FURRY ABOMINATION


So it’s back to the tranny flag tiger is it? With new and improved watermelon tits?

The well for mourning Zorro must’ve ran dry.

Also I love how the pink stripes look like fucking scars. Fitting for a tranny, I suppose!

Should be noted that this is also a commission he got a long while ago just after he switched from this specific coloration of his tittycat. Wonder what Lou is doing back at this coloration, since IIRC this was the first version of his fursona that was under the ire of Corust. Legitimately surprised that Lou isn't using that pony character he came up with a while back.

The blanket grift fucking kills me.

lol

ou is still begging for that blanket money. Even though the initial beg was because the blankets were in the laundry...days ago. Just fucking wash them, fatty. He will even take $10!
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BUT WHY DOES LOU NEED TO BUY A NEW BLANKET IF ALL THE BLANKETS JUST NEED TO WASH DOES THE GAGLIARDI FAMILY NOT HAVE A WASHER/DRYER IN THAT TWO STORY HOME?

 

[Fuggalope]

BUT WHY DOES LOU NEED TO BUY A NEW BLANKET IF ALL THE BLANKETS JUST NEED TO WASH DOES THE GAGLIARDI FAMILY NOT HAVE A WASHER/DRYER IN THAT TWO STORY HOME?

Don't give him ideas! He'll be begging for money for a washer and dryer next. "I only need $2000 for a washer and dryer for my blanket and diabetes socks. NOTHING OS MANDATORY #tramscrowfund"

 

[Lurk]

Wait, didnt he say in one of the previous blanket tweets that one got tore up by the washer and he only has one left now? But now suddenly he has two again that haven't actually been in the machine?

 

[PBJ Sucks]

If there isn't enough laundry for a load, why doesn't he go look for some? Surely somebody in his household has laundry which he can be nice enough to wash. Besides which, you can run a small load.

His whining about spending money kind of hits me right now. I have been fretting for the past month over how to spread out my bills so it doesn't hit my tiny savings too much. There was an expensive emergency.

 

[Lurk]

There was an expensive emergency

Damn, ran out of neosporin and apples huh? As we learned from Lou, that's one expensive fucking emergency!

 

[Iron Hamster]

The blanket grift just blows my mind. Any less pathetic person would just use the dirty blanket rather than be cold. Or get off their ass and wash it themselves. Lou, a 40 year old man crying on the internet because mommy didn't do his laundry for him.

I'm certain that lout knows this too, but appearing as pathetic as possible in hopes someone throws him a buck is his jam. Literal homeless junkie behavior.

And still without a bed frame. He's grifted for those twice now if I remember correctly.

The whole thing is a lie to begin with. He just ran out of grift ideas.

 

[The Dude]

Just do the laundry yourself instead of expecting other people to spend money on you, you fat, lazy, infuriating shit! It's so easy that even a literal child can do it. Set the washer, turn it on and keep the lid open to get the water flowing, load the blanket, scoop the soap and dump it in the water, close the lid. When the buzzer goes off then take the load out of the washer and transfer it to the dryer, set the dryer, toss in a dryer sheet, close the dryer door. Done. It'll take you maybe an hour total. You don't need a new fucking blanket because you already have one and are just too fucking lazy to wash it yourself and get it back sooner.

And how is there not enough laundry for a load? There are three adults and a child living in that house and it's been nearly a week! Unless everyone is wearing the same clothes for a week at a time, then there should be AT LEAST one load. Hell, Louie should have a load of laundry just by himself! However, I would not be surprised if Louie has been wearing the same fucking filthy clothes for a week or more without changing. Nasty Lard-Ace.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Hmmm, why would someone want to change their PayPal name? It couldn't possibly be to try to sidestep a reputation for grifting and irresponsible financial decisions? Also lol at "furrywriter".
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Boo hoo wah wah.
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The blanket thing is so funny because it is so obviously a lie and that he even thinks this looks like a reasonable thing to beg with. Anyone would think "Why not just wash them?" but he makes some Tweets saying that they are in the wash, but then others, the "official" begs with the #tramscrowfiend tags don't mention that, so they imply he doesn't have a blanket at all. So some sucker browsing those tags may not go look through all his tweets to get the whole picture. He always does this, he counts on his marks to just send a dono without looking into who he is. That is why I really can't feel bad for any idiot that might actually throw him a few dollars, a little due diligence would expose how little he actually "needs".

 

[Pinball 2000]

Hmmm, why would someone want to change their PayPal name? It couldn't possibly be to try to sidestep a reputation for grifting and irresponsible financial decisions? Also lol at "furrywriter".

We all know Lou just wants to change it because it's easier to hide his grifting if people don't immediately realize it's him. He is fooling literally nobody.

Also, there actually is a way to change it, but Lou is just too stupid to figure it out. I'd elaborate further, but I don't wanna give him free advice since he lurks the thread.

 

[The Dude]

Hmmm, why would someone want to change their PayPal name? It couldn't possibly be to try to sidestep a reputation for grifting and irresponsible financial decisions? Also lol at "furrywriter".
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Boo hoo wah wah.
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The blanket thing is so funny because it is so obviously a lie and that he even thinks this looks like a reasonable thing to beg with. Anyone would think "Why not just wash them?" but he makes some Tweets saying that they are in the wash, but then others, the "official" begs with the #tramscrowfiend tags don't mention that, so they imply he doesn't have a blanket at all. So some sucker browsing those tags may not go look through all his tweets to get the whole picture. He always does this, he counts on his marks to just send a dono without looking into who he is. That is why I really can't feel bad for any idiot that might actually throw him a few dollars, a little due diligence would expose how little he actually "needs".

So, Louie is chafing under the reality that his shitty reputation is preventing him from grifting more money out of rubes and wishes he could change the username and email on his PayPal to better hide who he is. Poor Lard-Ace, having to live with the consequences of his behavior. If he wasn't a grifting, lazy piece of shit then more people would be willing to help him and he wouldn't have a thread on Kiwi Farms.

And I don't think Louie ACTUALLY gets anything about being an adult. His behavior and mindset pretty much proves that he's just a 550lb child with a size XXXXXXL shirt. Case in point: he thinks buying frivolous bullshit that he doesn't need is "mental health care". It's childish and asinine. Adults don't think that way. Adults can put off the frivolous fun non-essentials and delay gratification to ensure the important things in life are taken care of. Louie can't do that. He will lie, cheat, and steal to make sure he DOESN'T have to go without his shinies. That's what children (and junkies) do.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

He said it himself, the blanket isn’t even being washed right now. It’s still usable, even if it is sitting in the dirty laundry. Just take the damn thing out of the laundry basket and wash it some other time????

Pop quiz, hotshot: You wake up in the morning and you don't have a single pair of clean underwear. What do you do? What do you do!?

What I would do: Pluck the least crusty pair of dirty shorts out of the hamper, put them on, run a load myowndamnself, and put on a piping hot clean pair of boxers as soon as they come out of the dryer.

What I would NOT do: Sit around with my balls out whining on Twitter about how cold my balls are and how I could sure use some financial help (nothing is ever mandatory) ordering a brand new pair of shorts from Amazon, then complain if the underpaid delivery driver is 0.001 seconds late delivering my brand new pair of shorts to my cold-balls-having self at my own damn house as if I were a king.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Hmmm, why would someone want to change their PayPal name? It couldn't possibly be to try to sidestep a reputation for grifting and irresponsible financial decisions? Also lol at "furrywriter".
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Maybe you should have thought about that when you were in the midst of your earliest name sessions Lou. Besides, wasn't writing the initial draw for people to follow Lou in his furry inception, anyways?

Boo hoo wah wah.
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Oh, that sucks sucks Lou. HEAVY PL ahead, but a Co-Worker of mine very unfortunately had to come in on the very fucking day that they had a funeral scheduled since it was one of the worst snow days where I live has seen in quite a while.

 

[The Dude]

So, was Louie's furfagsona a fox and not an uber-buff titanic tiddy tiger at some point? Why is his GriftPal username FoxyArt or whatever-the-fuck when he's always been a big cat of some sort for as long as we've been keeping tabs on him?

 

[GrubRun]

I think someone else already said something like this earlier, but Lou is not even trying to come up with creative grifts anymore. The asshat is now literally just purposely looking for any small problem that may slightly inconvenience him and then goes "PLZ GIB $200, SPREAD THE WORD #TRAMSCROWDFUND #MUTALAIDREQUEST" on Twitter.

He's like a hardcore drug addict if the drug was mindlessly e-begging online.

 

[Slowbro]

So, was Louie's furfagsona a fox and not an uber-buff titanic tiddy tiger at some point? Why is his GriftPal username FoxyArt or whatever-the-fuck when he's always been a big cat of some sort for as long as we've been keeping tabs on him?

I'm pretty sure he did have a fox fursona in his early days, I don't think you can be a furry without having at least one. I'm sure he went through the other generic stuff like a wolf, or husky or something before settling on big tiddy jungle cats. I do wonder what his fascination with them is, especially because it makes him all the more obvious. He could pose as blue haired fox #42069 and be a lot harder to spot.

 

[The Dude]

I think someone else already said something like this earlier, but Lou is not even trying to come up with creative grifts anymore. The asshat is now literally just purposely looking for any small problem that may slightly inconvenience him and then goes "PLZ GIB $200, SPREAD THE WORD #TRAMSCROWDFUND #MUTALAIDREQUEST" on Twitter.

He's like a hardcore drug addict if the drug was mindlessly e-begging online.

The comparison of Louie to a drug addict is one we have definitely been making for quite some time. His spending has to be some kind of clinical compulsive disorder at this point. If he were your average junkie hooked on Smack or Crystal, he'd probably be at the point where he'd be stealing shit around the house to hock for dope money. That is, if he didn't have his pay piggies giving him his GriftBux and whatever kind of government assistance he's obviously receiving each month. I'd honestly have more respect and less contempt for Lard-Ace if he were going downtown everyday to beg on the streets instead of taking advantage of rubes on Twitter.

I'm pretty sure he did have a fox fursona in his early days, I don't think you can be a furry without having at least one. I'm sure he went through the other generic stuff like a wolf, or husky or something before settling on big tiddy jungle cats. I do wonder what his fascination with them is, especially because it makes him all the more obvious. He could pose as blue haired fox #42069 and be a lot harder to spot.

I think it's funny how when you look at your average furfag, the broad majority of them are either twiggy little stick men who look like their muscles have all atrophied from being in a coma, or they're obese lard golems like Louie, and all of them have a bad case of arrested development and are perpetually infantile. Not one of them are someone that would be considered a badass or tough guy. Yet most of them seem to pick some kind of vicious predator for their furfagsona. The faggier furfags might choose some cute animal like a raccoon or something, but a large number of them always go for some strong, aggressive predatory animal like a wolf or tiger or something, or something mythical but likewise predatory like a dragon. They never seem to pick anything to accurately represent who they really are, and always go for something that's the exact opposite. It's never a warthog or tapeworm or red-assed baboon, something that would more accurately represent most furries. And they always exhibit such an extreme amount of totally lacking any self-awareness when they say "My fursona is so much like me and is all about who I really am!" Especially Louie with all his big tiddy cat roid-monsters. I don't know if its because of insecurity, wishful thinking, or escapism, but it's pretty fucking funny.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

The faggier furfags might choose some cute animal like a raccoon or something

The only furfag with a 'coon persona I know of is reformed shitlord and triggerer of SJWs, Fredrick Brennan AKA Hotwheels. And recently he's been spending his days being a massive faggot, so that checks out. In his case an accurate fursona would be some kind of roadkill. I don't even know what animal would represent Lardass accurately.

 

[The Dude]

The only furfag with a 'coon persona I know of is reformed shitlord and triggerer of SJWs, Fredrick Brennan AKA Hotwheels. And recently he's been spending his days being a massive faggot, so that checks out. In his case an accurate fursona would be some kind of roadkill. I don't even know what animal would represent Lardass accurately.

What should Louie's fagsona be? Some kind of parasite, obviously.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

What should Louie's fagsona be? Some kind of parasite, obviously.

A big ol' tick would be perfect.

 

[Sintharia]

I continue to be amused by the fact that Lou is crying that he's been denied disability for being "too young," when they literally told him "Bitch, you didn't work for it." At his age, if he had been working the entire time and then suddenly been disabled, he would have qualified for disability. It's such a hollow fucking excuse.

This shit makes me MATI because I know people with actual disabilities who are still gainfully employed (front-end developers, even!) because they're not useless sacks of shit like Lou.