Trainwreck Trisha Paytas - enjoys binge eating and crying on youtube.

[MagmaStalker]

she looks like a discount realdoll

 

[AssignedEva]

I hopeful that this goes well for her, that finally having someone that is reliant on her will do Trish some good.

but the darker side of me sees this as a hoax; you can buy a number of positive tests online (some even sell bundles of different brands to make it seem authentic), and Trish has gone pretty far in the past for attention.

If there is a child though, it's fucked as soon as it has friends old enough to use the internet.

There is also an ultrasound, and a video of the ultrasound being performed (although Trisha isn't in frame, it's just a video of the monitor), which is somewhat more difficult (but not impossible) to fake.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Well. Better off than the guntbaby at least.

 

[Kheapathic]

So who has it worse; one of the Guntlings, or the Paytas baby?

 

[Dean Pentel]

So who has it worse; one of the Guntlings, or the Paytas baby?

Both will someday realize that someone was willing to have sex with their parents. That revelation will certainly scar them. Hard to say which one will be worse off.

 

[Gloomy Bear]

I think this will go one of two ways
If it’s a boy, that kid is fucked, he will be completely fucked up from mommy dearest doing porn, will get bulled in school, maybe have a oedipus complex at some point should whatever god out there feel wrathful enough
If it’s a girl Trisha will probably spoil the child to the point of her being extremely terribly adjusted, but otherwise probably be ok, except the kid will follow the family line and do porn maybe even with her mom
Either way: incest vibes and I’m afraid

 

[FanaticDreamer]

Honestly, I'm happy for her. I've been following her for years and this is something she's always wanted. Hopefully it makes her a better person like parenthood does for some.

Obviously she's not the most mentally stable person in the world, but if mental stability was the bar for parenthood: Onision, Ethan Klein, Wendy (DesmondIsAmazing mother), Raven Sparks, and many other LolCows wouldn't be parents.

Besides, I've always been on the side of the fence that Trisha isn't as stupid as people think she is and does everything she does 100% consciously for reactions.

 

[Solid Snek]

Throw another stone in to the "good for her, hope it works out...?" basket.

I'm not an expert on Trish, though I've known about her since the "do dogs even have brains?" days. My impression of her is that she's like 90% professional troll/Kaufmanesque performance artist, 10% genuinely disturbed weirdo. The kid might get screwed up, but of all the old Youtube cows, I'd say a Trish kid has a better-than-average shot of making it to adulthood alive and intact.

 

[formerfatcow]

Prediction: The test was a fake and she's riding the attention high. You can go on ebay and buy positive clearblues like that. ""Miscarriage"" saga incoming.

Generally I'd assume anything Trisha does is a stunt for attention on some level, but given how sensitive she's been about her infertility struggles I don't think she would lie about it.

 

[cypocryphy]

I love sites reporting this news having to unironically refer to her as "they". Walking on eggshells to play pretend with adults is always hilarious.

 

[440088]

Trisha is trash but she won't molest the baby or make it suffer.
Don't wish her to miscarry. That's a new low even for farms.

Agree! But, the baby is going to suffer having Trisha as a mom lol.
It's going to grow up in L.A. influencer society addicted to the internet with an covert incestuous mom.
Meanwhile, trisha is infamous for being a crazy bitch online and have so many people shit talking her daily or on the other side of the coin kissing her ass constantly.
I really, really hope Trisha makes the responsible decision not to blast every time the baby farts on social media. But who knows. She literally did internet porn with her sister. (she let her sister dildo her on cam for cash).
I'll have more hope if she doesn't baby vlog. But seeing as she could barely wait until the faded line showed up on the piss test before vlogging about it i have my doubts.
Maybe they can have mommy daughter therapy together lol.

 

[MarkofdaBOOG]

Trisha Paytas would suck so bad as a Mom. I would be pissed!

 

[Xenomorph]

I hope she becomes sterile. This would never work and shes pretty premature about this as well. You should really wait till you are at least in the second trimester to announce a pregnancy.

 

[Emperor Julian]

so happy ethans going to be an uncle.

 

[CrashBandigunt]

Prediction: The test was a fake and she's riding the attention high. You can go on ebay and buy positive clearblues like that. ""Miscarriage"" saga incoming.

There’s so many questions..
Did she lie about being infertile, or did she actually happen to get pregnant the second she started trying? What are the odds of an infertile women getting preggo that fast?
Is she actually pregnant or is she faking it?
Why did she announce before the 2nd trimester? Everyone knows not to do that because miscarriage is ridiculously common during the 1st. I’ve met this woman before, she is not dumb in the slightest. She knows exactly what she’s doing.
Which makes me wonder: did she announce a fake pregnancy early so that viewers would get invested in time for the planned miscarriage due to happen in a month?
Or did she announce a real pregnancy early because she knows that if she randomly announces a miscarriage without any prior proof of being preg, people won’t believe her? We all know that if Trish had a real miscarriage, she wouldn’t be able to just sit on it. She’d need to turn it into 12 YouTube videos and 100 TikTok’s. So maybe it was like an asspats insurance policy to announce to early, just in case?

This woman is the gift that keeps on giving. If she is having a baby I hope it’s healthy, cause it’s gonna need strength to deal with that woman as their mother.

 

[janedoe]

didn't she once do porn with a pregnant person and refer to it as a 'threesome'?

i hope she doesn't continue to do onlyfans while pregnant, dear god.

 

[D.Nice Cash Money]

Don't wish her to miscarry. That's a new low even for farms.

Did you forget that this is the one place left where we get first hand accounts and testimonies of the fucked up developmental damage that mentally and emotionally screwed parents, like Trisha, cause to their childrens' lives? This kid is fucked; nature nor nurture are on its side and death would be a welcoming fate.

 

[Gorilla Tessellator]

I also don't wish her to miscarry. I felt like she was really happy in her announcement video. I think she is a broken person, but she did much better with her brokenness than many other broken people.

I just hope she will not end up doing tantrums on her kitchen floor along with her toddler

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

My impression of her is that she's like 90% professional troll/Kaufmanesque performance artist, 10% genuinely disturbed weirdo.

Those numbers are very much reversed.

 

[Jebu Nagazi]

50% chance this poor kid is gonna have most of his dick skin sliced off because this little piggy's has a hard-on for heebs. Jews were a mistake.
>inb4 "im cut and i think having part of your dick cut off as an infant is a good thing" faggotry

https://twitter.com/trishapaytas/status/1402668653506568194

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At the age of 5 she will stuff all her Kids into the owen & turn it up to MAX so they can experience the Holocaust ^^ !