"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Non-Threatening Niall]

Late, but re: Switzerland: Of course Phil puts it on his list thinking of cheese first and welfare a very distant second without giving much thought to the rest. But I've spent some time in the German part and, let's just say I highly recommend it to any Westerner that, for whatever reason DISCLAIMER: MUH FREEZE PEACH excluded, may think of their country as a dystopian, oppressive police state.

In addition to Phil having no reason to settle there (and, even if he had, he'd have no recourse to any kind of public funds), Swiss Germans are remarkably unwelcoming to the point that there's virtually no place where you can learn their German dialect unless you went to school there as most language schools for expats only offer High German. Which isn't prolly that big of a hurdle if you're there just to work for better money I reckon, but if your plan is to live off the dole, you have to endear yourself to the society somehow.

Not to mention, Switzerland overall is a fairly conservative society. Like, "only gave women the right to vote in the mid-fucking-seventies" conservative. I don't think they're likely to humour the phantasies of a foreign, non-German-speaking, amorphous and agendered blob bedecked in ill-fitting bondage gear.

Off-topic bonus: I just remembered this flick called Small Apartments, which is also about a fat lolcow who lives in a dirty flat surrounded by other lolcows and daydreams of moving to Switzerland. Oh well.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I think you're giving him too much credit. He doesn't understand what Marxism is all about much less Trotskyism or what the CCP is practicing.

He just latches onto it because of his love for Hetalia and because it's not all that common to be for Mao when you're a filthy commie.

He does know the very basics of Marxism….. but I mean the very basics. If I were to ask some rando on the street about Marxism there’s a 50-50 chance they’d know more about it than Phil. My point is he unintentionally became a Trotskyist through his thinly veiled understanding of Marx and Mao that yes did originate with Hetalia. I don’t think he’s read things Trotsky ever wrote but he does know he’s supposed to hate Trotsky because Mao did.

And here’s the thing. As a dumb teenager I was into Titoism which is theoretically a form of Marxism-Leninism. I’ve talked to all of the different ideologies. Phil most closely resembles a Trotskyist in his line of thinking. This is why he gets banned from a lot of places because he’s too stupid to realize Trotskyist’s basically all went batshit tinfoil Socialists or revolved into Neocons and Neolibs. Anarchists are far from Reactionary, they hold none of the same values as say Monarchists. It’s that Trotsky more or less said before anyone else did “If you don’t agree with me you’re a Fascist and Fascists are Reactionary.”

 

[AnOminous]

I’ve said this for years but for all his talk of Maoism he’s really a Trotskyist.

Do not sully the name of Trotsky with this philthy beast.

 

[The Dude]

If we rendered Phil down like the farm animal he is, how much glue and low quality dog chow do you think we could get out of him (assuming any part of Phil is actually useful and hasn't festered to the point of uselessness)?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

If we rendered Phil down like the farm animal he is, how much glue and low quality dog chow do you think we could get out of him (assuming any part of Phil is actually useful and hasn't festered to the point of uselessness)?

I don't think it's fair to the dogs or the pigs to turn him into food for them. I mean we're not monsters here. I say turn him into landfill or something useful like that.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

If we rendered Phil down like the farm animal he is, how much glue and low quality dog chow do you think we could get out of him (assuming any part of Phil is actually useful and hasn't festered to the point of uselessness)?

I imagine at this point he’s been almost entirely consumed by his foot fungus. He’s like Swamp Thing without the looks.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Sure you're not talking about Swedenland now?

In Switzerland (La Suisse, Die Schweiz) you're highly welcome if, and as long as, you have a job.

it's more to do with the social attitudes

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Introduce your kids to Satan with this video!

I don't think phil actually grasps that his new group he's hanging on to aren't actually theistic satanists

I wonder if he thinks Xi Jinping has his little black altar he prays to after a hard day communisting

Late, but re: Switzerland: Of course Phil puts it on his list thinking of cheese first and welfare a very distant second without giving much thought to the rest. But I've spent some time in the German part and, let's just say I highly recommend it to any Westerner that, for whatever reason DISCLAIMER: MUH FREEZE PEACH excluded, may think of their country as a dystopian, oppressive police state.

In addition to Phil having no reason to settle there (and, even if he had, he'd have no recourse to any kind of public funds), Swiss Germans are remarkably unwelcoming to the point that there's virtually no place where you can learn their German dialect unless you went to school there as most language schools for expats only offer High German. Which isn't prolly that big of a hurdle if you're there just to work for better money I reckon, but if your plan is to live off the dole, you have to endear yourself to the society somehow.

Not to mention, Switzerland overall is a fairly conservative society. Like, "only gave women the right to vote in the mid-fucking-seventies" conservative. I don't think they're likely to humour the phantasies of a foreign, non-German-speaking, amorphous and agendered blob bedecked in ill-fitting bondage gear.

Off-topic bonus: I just remembered this flick called Small Apartments, which is also about a fat lolcow who lives in a dirty flat surrounded by other lolcows and daydreams of moving to Switzerland. Oh well.

when you say the german part, would that include marchissy? That's the region where I'm drawing my experience from

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

The fact that the Russians fought most of the war on their own territory and still lost so many men is an indictment, not a compliment.

The western allies had to cross a goddamn sea and then fight their way through a densely populated area.

A lot of deaths could be pinned to poor logistics and economic inefficiencies. It’s why they would suffer more deaths after the war ended compared to the West.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I wonder if he thinks Xi Jinping has his little black altar he prays to after a hard day communisting

Probably, and that he cycles to and from work. Phil seems to think that all his autistic interests are connected.

 

[Miss Misery]

it's more to do with the social attitudes

It's more to do with the fact that you said Switzerland was in Scandinavia, which consists of Denmark, Sweden, and Norway. The end.

Switzerland is in the dead center of Europe.

 

[The Final Troondown]

It's more to do with the fact that you said Switzerland was in Scandinavia, which consists of Denmark, Sweden, and Norway. The end.

Switzerland is in the dead center of Europe.

oh in that case I'm retarded
sowwy

 

[MasterDisaster]

How does Phil think he's gonna travel exactly? He's can't afford a plane ticket, doesn't own a car, never learned to ride a bike and will fuck his feet up hiking in boots that are too small and/or not made for hiking.

The best he could do is strip naked and get labeled as an albino hippo that'll get shipped to an international zoo.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

How does Phil think he's gonna travel exactly? He's can't afford a plane ticket, doesn't own a car, never learned to ride a bike and will fuck his feet up hiking in boots that are too small and/or not made for hiking.

The best he could do is strip naked and get labeled as an albino hippo that'll get shipped to an international zoo.

The wonderful CCP and Xi himself will pay for Tater's ticket and he'll be lauded as a hero of the glorious revolution. Or that's probably what he thinks.

Guy has no passport. No money for a ticket. And can't speak a lick of Cantonese or Mandarin so there's no way in hell he'd be going over there. It's just more posturing for the people that he thinks reads his scribbles online.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

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Yeah, Phil, move to North Korea. I would love to see how that works out for you.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Portland is a SHITHOLE - YouTube

(by "LostFart")

Another video about the city Phil lives in.

 

[Positron]

Satanists hate animals, hence Phil stopped pretending to be an environmentalist.

If we rendered Phil down like the farm animal he is, how much glue and low quality dog chow do you think we could get out of him

He has no sinews so he won't yield much glue. He may have the fat to make enough soap to clean an average Portland street.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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“They can’t be an oppressive dictatorship that lies all the time, look at these stats they put out!”

Why oh why did Phil’s mom have to drink during pregnancy?

 

[Miss Misery]

He may have the fat to make enough soap to clean an average Portland street.

Doubtful, have you seen how filthy the average Portland street is lately?

 

[The Dude]

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Satanists hate animals, hence Phil stopped pretending to be an environmentalist.
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He has no sinews so he won't yield much glue. He may have the fat to make enough soap to clean an average Portland street.

LOL at the "China eliminated poverty" bullshit. You know what the poverty line is for most of the world? Making less than $2 (US) per day. So yeah, since most Chinese people working in horrendous conditions in sweat shops make $2.50 per day so that China can make the misleading claim that they have "eliminated poverty". Like with most things claimed by the CCP (COVID originating in a wet market anyone?), it's complete bullshit to cover for their failures and ineptitude.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

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Satanists hate animals, hence Phil stopped pretending to be an environmentalist.
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He has no sinews so he won't yield much glue. He may have the fat to make enough soap to clean an average Portland street.

> Praising Communist China
> Celebrating reproductive freedom

Pick one. Only one, taters. Do you even know about the one child policy China has?