4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

[Michael Janke]

Why would I want to imagine that? This is funnier.

have any lolcows improved as a person, personally?
the only one i can think of is, MundaneMatt. sort of, he decided to minimize his internet presence and focus on his family.
i think some of the Cows in internet famous with dead threads have improved, but those are sideshow cows, not permacows.

 

[State Champ]

What are the chances Ralph tries to throw hands with the chick on that podcast?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The prospect of seeing Gunt being on the receiving end of humiliating Superchats he hasn’t been able to delete or ignore is simply too good to be true.

 

[AltisticRight]

Well, I would discourage Elijah's viewers to superchat "Adrienne Blair won", please for the love of God don't do that, you don't know what you're in for, I disavow, I will will condemn all the superchats.

 

[WutangLee]

The prospect of seeing Gunt being on the receiving end of humiliating Superchats he hasn’t been able to delete or ignore is simply too good to be true.

Too thin skinned to tolerate the superchats. Too lazy to moderate them. Too cheap to hire jannies. Truly the Ralphamale is living in a self-made hell.

have any lolcows improved as a person, personally?
the only one i can think of is, MundaneMatt. sort of, he decided to minimize his internet presence and focus on his family.
i think some of the Cows in internet famous with dead threads have improved, but those are sideshow cows, not permacows.

You gotta dig way back. Like irategamer, Tim Buckley, and Jessie slaughter. None of the gamergate crowd or online skeptics ever did.

 

[NaggotFigger]

What are the chances Ralph tries to throw hands with the chick on that podcast?

Very low chance.

 

[Christorian X]

Too thin skinned to tolerate the superchats. Too lazy to moderate them. Too cheap to hire jannies. Truly the Ralphamale is living in a self-made hell.

You gotta dig way back. Like irategamer, Tim Buckley, and Jessie slaughter. None of the gamergate crowd or online skeptics ever did.

Jessie Slaughter troon'd out. Perm cow status.

 

[Fannyscum]

And there it is, the entire reason for this whole shitshow:

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[WutangLee]

Jessie Slaughter troon'd out. Perm cow status.

I guess the news of her marrying a normie were to crazy to believe

 

[Christorian X]

I guess the news of her marrying a normie were to crazy to believe

Yep, goes by Damien now, because of course.

Meet the NEW Jessie Slaughter

In fact, here "he" is cosplaying as Harley Quinn, because of course. Def still a lolcow.

 

[MeltyTW]

irategamer

did irategamer even do anything besides not be original enough for the other avgn rip offs? his hate always reminded me more of Alog ranting about how chris made autism look bad and therefore should die despite being part of a cringey group more embarrassing than chris.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

I bet Dick will break his ankle again to not go to this shit.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

have any lolcows improved as a person, personally?
the only one i can think of is, MundaneMatt. sort of, he decided to minimize his internet presence and focus on his family.
i think some of the Cows in internet famous with dead threads have improved, but those are sideshow cows, not permacows.

Fred Fuchs arguably did. I don't really know what he is doing these days, but he had it in him to just walk away from all his autistic illuminati bullshit, something I never thought would happen. Can hardly even call him a lolcow these days, because he can't be milked.

 

[grumble_bum]

And there it is, the entire reason for this whole shitshow:
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Ouch that is pathetic, it's only because Dick is on of the last few bridges untouched by fire.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ouch that is pathetic, it's only because Dick is on of the last few bridges untouched by fire.

Ralph tried to force him into the role in Vegas last summer and failed. Dax didn’t even show for his utterly failed bachelorette party. Ralph figures it will definitely work by turning the bowling event into a white trash shotgun wedding from hell. It’s embarrassing how hard Ralph has tried to scheme for this. Ralph has no real friends, so badly needs an e-celeb to fill the role. Funny when you consider all of Ralph’s rants about everyone is a “snake” and there are no real friends in the online world, yet you know he thinks Dax is his true blue buddy. (And Dax thinks of Ralph as a pitiful, fat retard content mill for his show. I bet Ralph is so jealous of pedo Vito.)

I figure the integrity of Dax’s bones will depend on ticket sales and how hard Ralph tries to force this “best man” cringe on him.

 

[Motherf*cker]

Dax is going to have to throw himself off a foot bridge or something to get out being the best man

 

[Aramis]

I guess they are counting on Ralph doing some more incredibly stupid things im the next six weeks.

Probably better odds than Vegas is offering.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Dax is going to have to throw himself off a foot bridge or something to get out being the best man

"I fell down some stairs and my shoulder is badly bruised! I can't bowl, sorry!"

 

[AncientPhosphur]

And there it is, the entire reason for this whole shitshow:
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“Ralph, buddy, sorry I couldn’t make it. Im actually in Ukraine getting shelled by the Russians right now. Can’t leave the trench. Huh? How’d I get here? What do you mean how’d I get here? Have you ever seen a Ukrainian pornstar?”

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Wait he hasn't asked Dick if he'll be the best man yet? And he's admitting this publicly?



It's like he is trying desperately to speedrun burning the bridge with Dick. IMO, if he has the stupidity to ask and get rejected on air (which he absolutely does) that bridge will be ablaze within a week.