Jodee Norene Kalra/Everroad/Gust/Burns / Royal Black / Royal: ON AIR / Royal Lugosi / Skadi Violet - Exiled Onision/Aaron Carter Orbiter; Confirmed Pedochaser and Convicted Felon Who Not only LOST Custody of Her Kids, But STAYED With Her Pedo Ex-Husband Until She Was Arrested; Delusional Compulsive Liar that IP2 Doesn't Even Want

How long will her and Chef last?

  • A few months

    Votes: 27 57.4%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 5 10.6%
  • A year

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • They will get married and Chef will start to regret everything.

    Votes: 15 31.9%

  • Total voters
    47
My guess is Jodee is going for the illusion of preparing to get pregnant like the responsible adult she is. She's taking the vitamins, is at a healthy weight, drinking enough water and working out 30 minutes a day. Her period is totally happening and on a schedule to make it easier.
I don't even think she believes that lie. Which is why she will never drop it.
 
Hoardee is acting like shes doing a research paper on Hitler lol. I am going to spoil most of it because there is just so much bs to weed through. Some highlights are she knows German and didnt even need a translated versions. The only light thing about her is her "eyes" lmfao. Enjoy a lot of gold.
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Hoardee is acting like shes doing a research paper on Hitler lol. I am going to spoil most of it because there is just so much bs to weed through. Some highlights are she knows German and didnt even need a translated versions. The only light thing about her is her "eyes" lmfao. Enjoy a lot of gold.
“I was going to do my paper on Chris Chan but it was just too much to follow.”

Ah yes. It’s too difficult to follow the exploits of an autistic man that have been archived by other autistic people all over the internet. But a paper on the holocaust, the specific topic of which requires CIA documents, Pshhh. What a breeze.
 
In all those tweets the only ones liked are the ones that she didn't tweet. She gets no engagement, still.

If she wants to pull this off she needs to not be on Twitter 24/7. People with real lives, real degree programs and real people to spend time with tend to not be online tweeting to an audience of 2 about things everyone already knows.
 
Hoardee is acting like shes doing a research paper on Hitler lol. I am going to spoil most of it because there is just so much bs to weed through. Some highlights are she knows German and didnt even need a translated versions. The only light thing about her is her "eyes" lmfao. Enjoy a lot of gold.
Who in her Puerto Rican/Israeli household taught her German?
 
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>"my family and I are TAN, YELLOW TAN no no i mean REALLY BROWN TAN and VERY VERY DARK HAIR also HONEY HAZEL EYES can quickly be GOLDEN TAN OLIVE SKIN because I am German-Scots-Native-Jewish-Indian-Puerto Rican-Inuit-Iranian-Bantu-Irish-Abo-Slav-Somali-Finnish-Egyptian-Portuguese-Japanese-Romani-Mongolian-Berber-Italian-Turkish-Polish-Armenian-Macedonian-Aztec-Greek-Chicano-Malaysian-Papuan-American QUEEN"
 
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>"my family and I are TAN, YELLOW TAN no no i mean REALLY BROWN TAN and VERY VERY DARK HAIR also HONEY HAZEL EYES can quickly be GOLDEN TAN OLIVE SKIN because I am German-Scots-Native-Jewish-Indian-Puerto Rican-Inuit-Iranian-Bantu-Irish-Abo-Slav-Somali-Finnish-Egyptian-Portuguese-Japanese-Romani-Mongolian-Berber-Italian-Turkish-Polish-Armenian-Macedonian-Aztec-Greek-Chicano-Malaysian-Papuan-American QUEEN"
Them pupils dude
 
Hoardee is acting like shes doing a research paper on Hitler lol. I am going to spoil most of it because there is just so much bs to weed through. Some highlights are she knows German and didnt even need a translated versions. The only light thing about her is her "eyes" lmfao. Enjoy a lot of gold.
It’s phenomenal how much bs she spews whenever the farms are down. Just to let you guys know, she spent her Valentine’s Day trying to show us her beef with Onision because we know that if she posted this anywhere outside her tumblr, Greg would have a field day with her. This is interesting, Jodee, but I won’t ever feel bad for your rancid ass.


But at least she got chocolates from Anil right? :story: I also found a lot of hypocritical shit from her Ask.fm which I will post if I have the time to do so.

Update: I find it odd that this post came out of nowhere right after I posted this. I guess she hid it at first because she realized how batshit she looks in her email? Thanks I guess unless I completely missed it?
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This bitch literally believes Greg is peaking through her windows. (She didn’t but this sounds like something she would say) :story:
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It’s phenomenal how much bs she spews whenever the farms are down. Just to let you guys know, she spent her Valentine’s Day trying to show us her beef with Onision because we know that if she posted this anywhere outside her tumblr, Greg would have a field day with her. This is interesting, Jodee, but I won’t ever feel bad for your rancid ass.


But at least she got chocolates from Anil right? :story: I also found a lot of hypocritical shit from her Ask.fm which I will post if I have the time to do so.
Please do :story:
 
Oh man, if she writes in German I will have so much fun with it. Please write in German, Jodee.

I know sometimes in university you get lucky and get to do a paper on something that's essentially an internet hobby for you (I once did a paper on fundies for a class on deviancy, for example, but it was super specific shit and not a general overview), but you do not get the chance to do a paper on Chris Chan that is also satisfied by doing a paper on Hitler. I really doubt that she's doing a project that would demand that broad spectrum of info Jodee is posting. Is it about propaganda and history or is it about his pathology? Why would a psych paper on Hitler need an autopsy report?

I have so many questions about her college LARP. How is she dissecting brains one week and writing a paper on Chris Chan/Hitler the next?
 
LOLOL. Bloatdee thinks Onision gives a shit about her and is trying to stalk/contact her. The only reason Grugly even noticed her is because she waddled onto his thread and bragged about being his girlfriend and having dirt about him. Once he kicked her off his forums and called her bluff, he forgot about her. Grease only gives a shit about people he's fucked or wants to fuck. Jodee fits neither category.
 
I made a sock account on one of Onion's forums ages ago to look at hidden threads. I never interacted with him (outside of his socks here) or his forum, so the account was totally empty and the name was random. When he "remade" his forum, he just exported all of the usernames and emails from one site and automatically created new accounts for them on another, so I got an email in my burner account exactly like this at the time. This was a while back but he's constantly "remaking" his forums, so that's probably what's happening here. You can see that all of the accounts were created at the same time.

It's so fucking funny that Jodee thinks this is evidence that she's relevant, and Grub is trying to sTaRt DrAmA with her personally. That long, pointless email. Her foaming at the mouth. :story:
 
I made a sock account on one of Onion's forums ages ago to look at hidden threads. I never interacted with him (outside of his socks here) or his forum, so the account was totally empty and the name was random. When he "remade" his forum, he just exported all of the usernames and emails from one site and automatically created new accounts for them on another, so I got an email in my burner account exactly like this at the time. This was a while back but he's constantly "remaking" his forums, so that's probably what's happening here. You can see that all of the accounts were created at the same time.

It's so fucking funny that Jodee thinks this is evidence that she's relevant, and Grub is trying to sTaRt DrAmA with her personally. That long, pointless email. Her foaming at the mouth. :story:

That explains it perfectly. She's so incredibly self-important about everything. Imagine that posting about your coursework for undergrad uni and thinking that's interesting. Imagine thinking her dumb ass that recently donated $50 to Onision qualifies her as an anti-O that Onision would want to sock.

It must get exhausting to be doing such important work and being such an important public figure all the time.
 
It’s phenomenal how much bs she spews whenever the farms are down. Just to let you guys know, she spent her Valentine’s Day trying to show us her beef with Onision because we know that if she posted this anywhere outside her tumblr, Greg would have a field day with her. This is interesting, Jodee, but I won’t ever feel bad for your rancid ass.


But at least she got chocolates from Anil right? :story: I also found a lot of hypocritical shit from her Ask.fm which I will post if I have the time to do so.

Update: I find it odd that this post came out of nowhere right after I posted this. I guess she hid it at first because she realized how batshit she looks in her email? Thanks I guess unless I completely missed it?
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This bitch literally believes Greg is peaking through her windows. (She didn’t but this sounds like something she would say) :story:
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Lmfao how many languages does she pretend to know now? German/punjabi/?
 
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Lmfao how many languages does she pretend to know now? German/punjabi/?
She had an Español kick as well.

ETA: Oh, and she listed Korean as one of her “broken” languages she knows meaning she probably listened to the chorus of a K-pop song once.
 
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Lmfao how many languages does she pretend to know now? German/punjabi/?
She had an Español kick as well.
Funny that you guys say that because according to her Facebook, she used to speak German, Spanish and all sorts of languages. Now it’s only Punjabi and Italiano.
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She also lied about going to France after watching a couple movies?
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Even Jodee’s life irl is mundane as hell. No wonder she’s terminally online.
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