Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

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When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%
  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%
  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%
  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%

  • Total voters
    1,393
He announced Faith was pregnant super early too. He probably assumed that since it worked out fine that time that it would be OK this time. He was in WV when he tweeted out May's positive test. I'm willing to bet she was at home, took the test, sent a pic to him excitedly and he immediately posted it on twitter for a quick w.
Remember when Ellen Degenerate announced Mariah Carey’s pregnancy on her show and then she miscarried like a week later?
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I'm not even sure horse is right, she's just the most tranny-looking woman I've ever seen

I also like how the 'fancy' breakfast at the 'fancy' hotel has two people in t-shirts directly behind, photography at its finest
That eggs Benedict looks like and is plated like shit, and home fries with eggs bennie? Ethan ffs.
 
good work but i just ran an analysis that disproves this
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As the resident titty expert, bras can be very deceiving to the untrained eye. Padded and/or push-up bras are the basis of evil. Without throwing a joke in, compare this to the picnic photo from the other day where (I'm sorry to many of you who didn't notice and will now vacate your lunch/dinner.) she's not wearing a bra and you can see her weird, tiny, pointy tits.

Shit like this is what kept me out of the good schools. Coulda been learning about anything but nooooo. I had to keep getting sidetracked by porn!
 
If you recall, there was a May nude pic many pages ago. I don't recall the provenance, but it looked believable.
For reference:

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Imagine being Ralph's father.
I would but I'm not going to poison my liver with alcohol, rape my son, abandon all family duties, just to subsequently rot in Hell after losing a wrestling match with the bottom shelf bourbon.

I think her and digi did an onlyfans as a 'hentai reviews' thing
Nope, she has one with Ralph too. You can even see the fat slovenly lard sphere in her eyes.
 
Remember when Ellen Degenerate announced Mariah Carey’s pregnancy on her show and then she miscarried like a week later?

That eggs Benedict looks like and is plated like shit, and home fries with eggs bennie? Ethan ffs.
They probably plated it themselves. It looks like one of those complimentary free continental breakfast buffets mid-range hotels often have.
 
Even if the point of it all is to laugh at Ralph, I think that works better by being real about shit. Yes, Meigh’s face is more like a weak-chinned man’s, and her eyes aren’t level with each other, and her nose is astoundingly Semitic, but her body was pretty legit. Like a 7/10 in the normiesphere, and 11/10 compared to Ralph’s average.

What’s funny is he ruined it, while at the same time bankrupting himself socially and financially, and now all there is to fall back on is Meigh’s shining personality plus pregnancy hormones.
 
Even if the point of it all is to laugh at Ralph, I think that works better by being real about shit. Yes, Meigh’s face is more like a weak-chinned man’s, and her eyes aren’t level with each other, and her nose is astoundingly Semitic, but her body was pretty legit. Like a 7/10 in the normiesphere, and 11/10 compared to Ralph’s average.

What’s funny is he ruined it, while at the same time bankrupting himself socially and financially, and now all there is to fall back on is Meigh’s shining personality plus pregnancy hormones.
You could raise it to an 8/10 if you put a bag over her head. Or take the head off entirely
 
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