Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[Chris Spenis]

That contains the true abomination between of the gunt and the ugly horse. Birth session would be absolutely gut-wrenching in a disgusting way.

It’ll of course be live streamed so Ethan can one up us with how he isn’t a virgin with a broken dick

 

[Bonanza Jellybean]

Is the mantra here not "Ralph Lies", as it is for Chantal (the female gunt variant)?

The very early pregnancy test in itself is sketchy. This can be blamed on May's lack of female influence, Ralph's male ignorance, and/or spite on both of their parts.
A couple who has actually put emotional effort into their pregnancy would know better than to announce one so soon, aside from possible family members. Ralph has no family. Except us, and the other ayyyylawgs. But more than that, it's a way to spite the Vickers family. I DONT NEED THAT CHILD I GOT MAH OWN FROM SUPERIOR HORSE GENES.

Most of this "infighting", for lack of a better term, boils down to believing a man with no knowledge of pregnancy who seems to completely control his horse bride.
He's so fucking drunk, on drugs, on pills -- does he even remember showing the belly previously?

He is lying. Where does not matter. Some aspect of this pregnancy is a lie.
How much of a lie will be proven on the due date.

He announced Faith was pregnant super early too. He probably assumed that since it worked out fine that time that it would be OK this time. He was in WV when he tweeted out May's positive test. I'm willing to bet she was at home, took the test, sent a pic to him excitedly and he immediately posted it on twitter for a quick w.

 

[Fslur]

She hasn’t updated her IG because Ralph doesn’t really use IG, he uses Twitter. Ralph obviously posts all the tweets on Pantsu account and controls all her SM like the controlling psycho that he is.

For Pantsu to be born again #trad she had to submit to the Gunt being her sm manager to portray the right image the GF of the KS host needs. Ralph thinks he can’t prevent a repeat of his Adrianne Blaire/Faith trauma this way.

Right..and I just learned that Baked controlled Ashton Birdie’s social media when they were together. (Baked has a lot in common with Ralph restraining orders and all.)

What reference are they using to pretend controlling their women’s social media is trad? If we are talking about the 1950’s house wife then May should have control of the finances. Taking care of the household means paying the accounts ect. Nothing about controlling your woman’s outlet to others. It’s actually very womanly to be very engaged on social media. Ralph is even planning the wedding when traditionally that’s not the role for the groom. The bride and her family takes care of that.

Don’t get me started on the pregnancy before their marriage. In no society outside of meth heads is this considered trad. They should have larped as libertarians. (They don’t have standards.)

*edit grammar

 

[stupid frog]

He announced Faith was pregnant super early too. He probably assumed that since it worked out fine that time that it would be OK this time. He was in WV when he tweeted out May's positive test. I'm willing to bet she was at home, took the test, sent a pic to him excitedly and he immediately posted it on twitter for a quick w.

I remember people more familiar with this kind of thing than myself stating that May had used a pregnancy test that detects earlier than normal as well. As opposed to the standard kind.

They're both such pathetic people. If they weren't garbage humans as well, one could almost feel sorry for them.
If May is actually pregnant, this is one of the most depressing pregnancies for a first time mother with such "fame" ever. There is no joy, just shallow bragging from Ralph as he larps as a woman online. Tranny arc when, Ralph?

 

[Fivehead]

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what exactly is the plan? Just pretend that she is pregnant forever?

That would be the funniest Gunt Arc yet. Just perpetually pregnant and banning everyone who asks why Pantsu is still pregnant with no bump after 13 months. It would be far more delusional than Meigh just simply trooning out.

Meigh could very well be pregnant but be having a low birthweight baby, and this would make the bump a lot smaller. Last year I had this friend who was using opioids during pregnancy. Frequently people would remark about her tiny bump even when 7 months. Given Ethan’s proclivities and apparent access to street drugs it could be a possibility he’s ok not only ok with this, but also gives a reason that Meigh would stick with him if he became her source for opioids.

That is horrifying and sad and I hope that is not the case.

I'm sure the similarities to this scene aren't lost on the gunt.
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Lmao you autists are on the ball with these edits.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I will say this, both times Ralph had his mare display her belly it looked like a pillow or her really trying to exaggerate her belly. The weirdest part is in both “pregnant photos” it made her look like she was carrying high, but recent photos that has totally disappeared.

The photos where she has tried to put herself on display never really looked authentic to me, but I just figured she was trying to exaggerate like lots of first time moms still early in a pregnancy do. I can’t fathom lying about a pregnancy given the fact you can’t fake a baby in two months.

Faking a pregnancy is the most womanly stunt Ralph could ever attempt. I just figured Ralph had her add some padding to make her look “more pregnant” since he had some weird idea about Pantsu showing early being some sort of “own” over Faith.

There is one weird thing that has made me question if the spite baby exists

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Given that I’m sure Pantsu would be a Medicaid single mom she would only definitely get two ultrasounds - the initial confirmation very early on and then an anatomy scan at 18 weeks. The 18 week one is a very big deal for any pregnant woman because it’s the one that should reveal any abnormalities or that the baby looks healthy and is on track.

This means Pantsu would have had this very critical scan done about Nov 15 or so. During that exact time period Ralph crashed his car, forgot her birthday and she traveled to go to a football game in Rochester, Ralph fired up a begging campaign for his “custody battle” and used her Twitter to call Faith a “teen mom slut” and they went to Thanksgiving dinner.

The only mention of the reroll baby this whole month was this creepy post written by Ralph:

I'm sure hearing a fat, alcoholic wigger clearing his throat and hollering over the top of people is very soothing:
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Almost as creepy as this post Ralph wrote for her:

Something unspeakably terrible must have happened for this girl's self-esteem to be so low:
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It’s very odd there would be zero mention of the vaunted fetus, that loves her daddy’s voice, getting the “all clear” and showing an ultrasound that actually shows something that looks like a baby. Esp given they are going jihad about Xander during this same time period. No better time to use the reroll spite baby online, it was created for this purpose after all.

Then again Ralph gives no fucks and doesn’t pay any attention to Pantsu being pregnant so he might have just ignored her yammering about the baby scan stuff. He was too busy losing all his money in casinos and wrecking his car.

It’s just weird that when he’s going apeshit at the Vickers over Xander that he wouldn’t use recent ultrasound photos of his new shiny spite fetus to troll Faith. I mean he announced the pregnancy on Faith’s b-day ffs. Honestly hearing that they announced the spite pregnancy on Faith’s birthday made me really consider it might be a lie to troll the Vickers.

I just can’t see Ralph making himself look this incredibly stupid by having a fake pregnancy narrative. Ralph is as dumb as they come, but even he has to realize the blowback on that wouldn’t be worth it. It will be awesome if it is fake, because no one wants to see a baby in imminent danger from the rage pig and pedo horse.

 

[Tovarisz]

Ralph is as dumb as they come, but even he has to realize the blowback on that wouldn’t be worth it.

When was the last time that stopped him from doing anything if it's true he indeed has the capacity to comprehend the concept of consequences?

He makes almost all of his decisions while utterly shitfaced and stands by them every time for fear of backing out on his word making him look like a pussy without realizing he makes himself look far worse anyway.

 

[Top Skink]

I'm not even sure horse is right, she's just the most tranny-looking woman I've ever seen

I also like how the 'fancy' breakfast at the 'fancy' hotel has two people in t-shirts directly behind, photography at its finest

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

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I'm not even sure horse is right, she's just the most tranny-looking woman I've ever seen

I also like how the 'fancy' breakfast at the 'fancy' hotel has two people in t-shirts directly behind, photography at its finest

Are we back to food critiquing? That shit looks fine, it's not their fault some chinks dress like slobs at the hotel.

Also hate to break it to y'all but she looks pretty pregnant.

 

[burntwater]

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I'm not even sure horse is right, she's just the most tranny-looking woman I've ever seen

I also like how the 'fancy' breakfast at the 'fancy' hotel has two people in t-shirts directly behind, photography at its finest

Another convenient camera angle to hide her belly.

Edit for schizo theory: May is faking her pregnancy but Ralph isn't in on it! She's so desperate for any acceptance she's been faking it the whole time and he's too retarded to realize it.

 

[Terrorist]

I think we should just apply Occam’s Razor here:

-May’s bump isn’t showing because she’s almost exclusively photographed from the chest up sitting down at tables as the hog momentarily looks up from his trough to snap a pic of his baller lifestyle.
-She’s unhappy because she’s having a spite-baby with Ethan Ralph.
-Ralph is touchy because he’s a miserable thin skinned ragepig about literally everything, and dreads the arrival of a spite-baby he no longer wants or can afford.

 

[Jack Awful]

I think we should just apply Occam’s Razor here:

-May’s bump isn’t showing because she’s almost exclusively photographed from the chest up sitting down at tables as the hog momentarily looks up from his trough to snap a pic of his baller lifestyle.
-She’s unhappy because she’s having a spite-baby with Ethan Ralph.
-Ralph is touchy because he’s generally a miserable thin skinned ragepig, and dreads the arrival of a spite-baby he no longer wants or can afford.

Or full schizo mode:
May IS pregnant and Ralph is acting suspicious as a fakeout to make us accuse her of not being pregnant, which he then uses as "proof" of us being retarded when she inevitably gives birth on schedule.

 

[Terrorist]

Or full schizo mode:
May IS pregnant and Ralph is acting suspicious as a fakeout to make us accuse her of not being pregnant, which he then uses as "proof" of us being retarded when she inevitably gives birth on schedule.

Broke: MAY TOTALLY HAD A MISCARRIAGE YOU GUYS LOOK AT THE REFLECTION IN THE FAKE GUCCI SUNGLASSES
Woke: Ralph is faking signs of a miscarriage to own the aylawgs
Bespoke: Ralph was the pregnant one all along

 

[InwardsStink]

May isn't pregnant, she's just ugly.

 

[ChoChoTwister]

People can yell all they want about how she HAS to look like she has a bowling ball under her shirt, but human bodies are weird and some women just don't show as much. Throw in that people mentioned her wearing spanx and it seems perfectly logical to me.

It's less on what she has to look like, and more that she already showed us what she looks like and it's not consistent. If she never showed us any pictures, I'd agree. But since she showed us several times that looks obviously pregnant, I think the newest pic is old.

 

[veri]

April is just two months away

wait... april, april 1st, april FOOLS DAY
he’ll reveal it as a prank on april 1st

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Does she always have to be so..:moist??

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

wait... april, april 1st, april FOOLS DAY
he’ll reveal it as a prank on april 1st

I truly hate that this seems like it could be right lol

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

There's no way out of this situation that isn't both funny and horrifying.

Either May isn't pregnant and they pretended all this time to own the teenage baby momma of Ralph's paper aborted son.

If May is pregnant, it's with a spite baby that Ralph seems uninterested in, and what will inevitably happen is she will go into labour during the event in Dallas, probably during the livestream itself.

Ralph has yet again made incredibly poor decisions to the point where it is almost as if he is planning to completely fuck up his own life on repeat.

 

[Empresa]

I'm so hyped for this btw