DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
This entire input lag fiasco is so autistic the more I hear about the more retarded I end up.

Input lag ( ala button push to what appears on the screen ) has no effect on FPS whatsoever, and whoever keeps telling Phil this is either trolling or so fucking stupid that should be wearing a helmet while living in a padded room.

The test they keep bringing up was of KOF15 beta tested on a 120Hz monitor, using the wireless controllers from the XBOX and Playstation.

1.) Phil doesn't use a wireless controller for his fight nights, he uses a fight stick that is hardwired through USB 3.0. His input lag then is 0.1ms. ( Already debunked, there, your welcome )

2.) Phil's TCL Series 4 TV is 4K 60Hz HDMI 2.0a ( not even HDMI 2,0b ), plus the retard uses a HDMI 1.4 splitter so it already fucks what is shown on TV. He can not display HDR becasuse the peak brightness of the screen is 256 NITS which is below that of the even the lowest 8Bit HDR 400. Phil's TV can not benefit from any of the next gen features that the consoles possess.

3.) The XBOX X/S does not support WIFI6 meaning its not AC or AX its wireless N on 2.5GHz/5GHz. The PS5 is AC and supports WIFI6.

This is so fucking autistic it drives me insane, MisinformationSydePhil here...
 
I will give Phail props for beating Sifu and not bitching out after the 3rd stream like I predicted.

To that end, after how many streams do you guys think he will RQ KOFXV? I think he bitched out of Virtua Fighter 5 after 6 streams iirc, so I'm giving KOFXV 8 streams before either bitching out or wagequitting. Unlike Virtua Fighter 5 he's gonna have it on both consoles so after escaping the Derich ranks and getting his ass beat on one console he's gonna do the same on the other. On the other hand, unlike VF5 which was free on PS+ (effectively making it free for everyone who wanted to try it since there's no real reason to buy the game if you don't have PS+ unless you really have a dedicated crew to play offline multiplayer with) KOFXV is a paid game, so it'll be bought by people interested in the series in the first place, so he won't have 2 entire streams of Derichs to dunk on with no effort like he did with Virtua Fighter 5.

Thoughts?
 
I give KOF a few minutes online until he starts complaining about lag, dropped inputs and they changed the netcode between beta and launch.

2 maybe 3 weeks at the most till he drops it stating there's no new content, the netcode is trash and he runs back to Street Fighter. He will probably swap between consoles though before this and kiss KS ass stating how much better it is even though he won't actually know what's going on.
 
This entire input lag fiasco is so autistic the more I hear about the more retarded I end up.

Input lag ( ala button push to what appears on the screen ) has no effect on FPS whatsoever, and whoever keeps telling Phil this is either trolling or so fucking stupid that should be wearing a helmet while living in a padded room.

The test they keep bringing up was of KOF15 beta tested on a 120Hz monitor, using the wireless controllers from the XBOX and Playstation.

1.) Phil doesn't use a wireless controller for his fight nights, he uses a fight stick that is hardwired through USB 3.0. His input lag then is 0.1ms. ( Already debunked, there, your welcome )

2.) Phil's TCL Series 4 TV is 4K 60Hz HDMI 2.0a ( not even HDMI 2,0b ), plus the retard uses a HDMI 1.4 splitter so it already fucks what is shown on TV. He can not display HDR becasuse the peak brightness of the screen is 256 NITS which is below that of the even the lowest 8Bit HDR 400. Phil's TV can not benefit from any of the next gen features that the consoles possess.

3.) The XBOX X/S does not support WIFI6 meaning its not AC or AX its wireless N on 2.5GHz/5GHz. The PS5 is AC and supports WIFI6.

This is so fucking autistic it drives me insane, MisinformationSydePhil here...

It truely is, the whole argument is just autistic xbots happy something fighting game related put them on top. PS4 versions of SFV, Tekken 7, DBFZ, SamSho, MK11, MKX and others were patched to match what KoF has at launch for the PS4 running on PS5 hardware, funny enough, this gods gift to fighting games SSF2T has more frame delay on PS4 than KoF15 PS4 version running on PS5 or on the Ps4 pro.

He just found something to shit on sony about and praise microsoft. The same thing happened with GG:S with frame delay but since only phil and xbots care about Xbox the subject came up again about tournament standard switching to PC over PS4. ASW patched the game and brought the input lag for the PS4 version running on PS5 hardware close to the PC...again no one cared about the Xbox version.

Hell DBFZ online went down for Xbox and like 5 people noticed.
 
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Yeah I would guess the whales are already giving the max per month they are going to give regardless of payment methods. When the gifted subs went away they just increased the amount they were tipping since they didn't have to pay for gifted memberships anymore.
Imagine thinking these fucking autists act in any sort of coordinated action.
Imagine thinking these fucking autists consciously budget how much they're going to spend on Philberto Burnelli, and will allocate X amount for tipping and X amount for gifted subs.

These are all trustfund faggots, or have mommy and daddy's credit card on file and absolutely do not care what they spend or how much. Gifted subs/members will be a new avenue in which to contribute. They will continue to tip/SC the same amount WHILE at the same time gifting subs. Don't be daft.
 
Their relationship is so fucking weird, it just doesn’t make any sense to me. There’s no way they’re intimate, just absolutely no way. It has to be a purely transactional relationship; one borne out of convenience and for Phil to uphold the image of being the successfully married mature adult.

In Phil’s situation, he’s foregone a honeymoon; doesn’t plan birthdays any different than doing the usual bullshit he’s supposedly doing on his day off; doesn’t plan shit for Valentine’s Day; they don’t seem to be celebrating their 1, 2, 3 years anniversary of their marriage; they spend an inconspicuously pathetic amount of time with each other; they have no shared interests besides playing video games; they don’t organize trips; they haven’t gone to Seattle even once; they don’t travel, either locally, nationally, or internationally (does Kat even have a passport?). They basically don’t do any of the shit normal couples do.
The relationship speculation get's a little cringe for me, because it's literally conjecture with zero evidence to back up what we're talking about...but with that said the only reason that katherine puts up with phil is because of where she came from. She's sacrificing a partner with passion, happiness, and the ability to maintain an erection for stability, and someone who "payz the billz". She thanks fuck that she's not a schizophrenic semen demon living in a broken down van like her sister.

On twitch, the lowest sub tier is split 50/50 in revenue to Amazon/Phil. On youtube, the split is weighted like 40/60 (I'm guessing, actual percentages I don't know for sure) towards Phil for the same priced subscription, so less total subs will generate the same or more revenue from that source for the scam.
I'll leave the precision math to @Piece of Peace but a slightly higher revenue split on yootoob doesn't make up for losing half his sub count.
 
This dude hyping up a fighting game and pretending to love SNK out of nowhere while ignoring the past entries or even playing 2002 all this time instead of Super Turbo.

He complains about anime fighters like Guilty Gear and learning mechanics but this shit has if not almost the same amount mechanic wise (lol probably not but seriously). Especially if you compare it to Super Turbo which is barebones baby shit. Inputs in KoF are insane.

Now would be a good time for him to consider dropping Super Turbo on Fridays and replace it with this in the long term. That is if he is serious, but I do not think he is. Even more damning he wants two versions of it, and needs them both at the same time instead of considering one over another and get it later.

Input lag or whatever autistic shit he is having over another will not matter for weeks or at his level. He will not touch online for a week and considering this roster size, maybe even more since he samples the whole store.

This is what will happen to one of the versions, if not both along with his fightstick and Dying Light 2.

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As we're pondering on Phil's income, don't forget a few key details:

1. Starting from about November of 2020, Phil's sub count was inflated by whales - 900 subs was nowhere near his standard (that was around 600 for a while). Not only that, it was inflated with Prime subs that people threw at him.
2. Twitch income was further inflated in the first few months of 2020 as the massive cheers from Overpowered Boone flowed in, obscuring any evaluation of his last months on Twitch.
3. Piece's tracking started after this Twitch sub inflation, so we don't have a perfect representation of what Phil's 'standard' Twitch income was.
4. Phil's highest 'Twitch' income on the chart seems to be what he bases his statement of 'not making as much as he did on Twitch' on, but it's not correct. It represents his final paycheck from Twitch, and the income he was collecting in tips to cover that paycheck (which he then subsequently received).
5. Phil's income was inflated for most of 2020 because of the vest streak. He was not making that kind of money on Twitch prior to the vest streak.

Phil has a wily knack for pignosis in a key area - he keeps moving even our perception of what was his 'normal' income. $50 streams are not a failure, they're what used to be the norms. 600-900 subs is not what Phil actually had on Twitch, those were all inflated in the twilight days. He is currently almost at parity with his last months on Twitch, which is itself inflated over even the preceding months, which is dramatically inflated over the preceding years. This is about the only area of his scam that is functional, but it's a dangerous one as we move further from the bankruptcy and lack of mega-whales and lose all perspective for what he used to be able to function on for income.

Edit: Just to add this here so it's all in one post... you could call this growth. I don't because his audience has shrunk while the money climbs, but let's say you do. Phil himself called the vest streak unprecedented, meaning he did not actually require that kind of income to be comfortable, and he claims he was going to make purchases to improve the streams (after the fact). Then that would mean that Phil would need $100/stream and 600 subs to be comfortable and have a surplus of income to work with.

Since then his income grew. But Phil now claims it has actually declined. So he is either lying purposely, or basing this idea of 'decline' on the month where he had a $200 tips goal and got a paycheck for 900 subs because his perception is skewed. Which is unreasonable. And still means he should not be struggling with bills.
 
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Imagine thinking these fucking autists act in any sort of coordinated action.
Imagine thinking these fucking autists consciously budget how much they're going to spend on Philberto Burnelli, and will allocate X amount for tipping and X amount for gifted subs.

These are all trustfund faggots, or have mommy and daddy's credit card on file and absolutely do not care what they spend or how much. Gifted subs/members will be a new avenue in which to contribute. They will continue to tip/SC the same amount WHILE at the same time gifting subs. Don't be daft.
I highly doubt any of the whales are actually wealthy, except maybe planetjeff who we know has a pretty good job but he does appear to have a monthly budget set aside for phil. Maybe tut and emerald 7 were actually rich.

From what we know about the ones who have been doxed or what they say in chat, most of them seem to either work relatively low paying jobs or are on some kind of government assistance. The patterns they donate in, such as someone like jaxxrazor for example, is large amounts all at once then a cooldown or slower period meaning they likely drop as much as they can on phil whenever they get paid/get their government assistance checks and then the rest of the month its smaller amounts until they get paid again.

Its hard to imagine any of these guys have more money laying around to spend on phil. They would already be giving it to phil now if they had it.

Obviously there will probably be random people doing some super thanks that don't ever tip or anything but it will hardly be a drop in the bucket compared to what the whales give and they are likely already spending as much as they can on phil.
 
I will give Phail props for beating Sifu and not bitching out after the 3rd stream like I predicted.

To that end, after how many streams do you guys think he will RQ KOFXV? I think he bitched out of Virtua Fighter 5 after 6 streams iirc, so I'm giving KOFXV 8 streams before either bitching out or wagequitting. Unlike Virtua Fighter 5 he's gonna have it on both consoles so after escaping the Derich ranks and getting his ass beat on one console he's gonna do the same on the other. On the other hand, unlike VF5 which was free on PS+ (effectively making it free for everyone who wanted to try it since there's no real reason to buy the game if you don't have PS+ unless you really have a dedicated crew to play offline multiplayer with) KOFXV is a paid game, so it'll be bought by people interested in the series in the first place, so he won't have 2 entire streams of Derichs to dunk on with no effort like he did with Virtua Fighter 5.

Thoughts?
Depends on who else gets the game from his stream. He will most likely drop regular online play and replace it for lobbies where he can stomp his wheelchairs in to boost his ego. This will go on probably for a while if he does do that.
 
He complains about anime fighters like Guilty Gear and learning mechanics but this shit has if not almost the same amount mechanic wise (lol probably not but seriously). Especially if you compare it to Super Turbo which is barebones baby shit. Inputs in KoF are insane.
Guilty Gear Strive is easier to pick up than Guilty Gear has ever been and he ignored it. Should have bought it back then and bought one less copy of KoF now...

Meanwhile he has experience with KoF but it didnt help him in the beta from what I watched. He was already complaining about autocombo then, so get ready to hear that constantly even when they're not using autocombo.
(On that note, GG Strive doesn't have autocombo but I get the feeling he would compare gatlings to them).

I also remember he got mad at KoF13 because Ash was too feminine and made him insecure. Good times.
 
oopsie. He started the spiel about needing crowd funding and needing to buy Horizon...oh wait no "full disclosure" he already bought it cause he wants to pre-load it and his wife wants to play it.

full disclosure...so other times you say you need money for games you don't actually? If crowd funding your stream is how you get games why is it also getting your wife games? hmmmm

eh this is shit we already knew but it seems the more delusional he gets the more little slip ups like this happen.

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I think I blacked out, the fuck was he going on about? A bunch of wrong trivia about what KoF pioneered...someone didn't play a lot of fighting games, not believing Joe can punch tornados at you in a game thats purely fictional and then something about the game's story cause thats what you play fighting games for and then some shit about learning that KoF was on hiatus cause some schulb at an arcade said so cause you know he has direct contact with SNK JP to know what they plan on exporting.

this fucking guy.
 
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The discussion of income is a fun oddity in the Vortex but it should all be boiled down to one fact: No matter what, he makes more than enough to live and more than he deserves.

He has a truly deluded/loyal/manipulated fanbase, and while they deserve what he does to them EVERY DAY (except his day off duhuh) Phil won't have that luxury for, even, 5 more years or so (less if there is a major economic collapse like the 2008 financial breakdown).
 
This entire input lag fiasco is so autistic the more I hear about the more retarded I end up.

Input lag ( ala button push to what appears on the screen ) has no effect on FPS whatsoever, and whoever keeps telling Phil this is either trolling or so fucking stupid that should be wearing a helmet while living in a padded room.

The test they keep bringing up was of KOF15 beta tested on a 120Hz monitor, using the wireless controllers from the XBOX and Playstation.

1.) Phil doesn't use a wireless controller for his fight nights, he uses a fight stick that is hardwired through USB 3.0. His input lag then is 0.1ms. ( Already debunked, there, your welcome )

2.) Phil's TCL Series 4 TV is 4K 60Hz HDMI 2.0a ( not even HDMI 2,0b ), plus the retard uses a HDMI 1.4 splitter so it already fucks what is shown on TV. He can not display HDR becasuse the peak brightness of the screen is 256 NITS which is below that of the even the lowest 8Bit HDR 400. Phil's TV can not benefit from any of the next gen features that the consoles possess.

3.) The XBOX X/S does not support WIFI6 meaning its not AC or AX its wireless N on 2.5GHz/5GHz. The PS5 is AC and supports WIFI6.

This is so fucking autistic it drives me insane, MisinformationSydePhil here...
Does he seriously still play online with a wifi connection? Even with all the dumb shit he pulls, I can't imagine him being that dense.

I hate the input lag excuse because it's such a lazy copout, your opponent has to deal with it too, the difference being that they adapt while Dave doesn't.
 
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