DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

Best position to get your head bashed clean in. Absolutely guarding fuck all with his hands, except well, maybe his tits.
Still mental that this fat git thinks he could take on Mike fucking Tyson, and win due to his speed.

It's hilarious that it's taking all his strength to form those fists of curry

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

He did this exact thing when he was playing DBZ Kakarot. Claiming to be a massive fan and then goes on to get almost every single detail wrong lmao.
I've only played a few online matches on PC and there are definitely footsies in this game. He's projecting hard about "it's all jump-ins", just because it's all he does means everyone else does it.

His neutral has always been dogshit. He's a pattern player who follows and copies by the book in everything he plays. I've never heard of a meaty jump in and I'm pretty sure he is referring to safe jumps so you can't get reverse wake up.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

New troll intro for KOF.
With tips, WWE and pounding references all the way.

 

[Swallow Moon]

Don't forget Shermie if you're talking about sexualised fighters.

His neutral has always been dogshit. He's a pattern player who follows and copies by the book in everything he says. I've never heard of a meaty jump in and I'm pretty sure he is referring to safe jumps so you can't get reverse wake up.

Maybe he means hitting deep on a jump in. It is possible to hit meaty with a jumping move too, but its not something which is usually very useful.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Phil has a wily knack for pignosis in a key area - he keeps moving even our perception of what was his 'normal' income. $50 streams are not a failure, they're what used to be the norms.

Absolutely. Watch any random restream from 2019 and it's apparent how slimy DSP is with his income. He would have a sub-$50 stream and you get maybe one "we didn't hit the tips goal but oh well" and sometimes he just ignores that he didn't. Now -- AFTER the bankruptcy and him no longer paying for CT -- if he gets $99 instead of $100 it's DEFCON 5 how is he going to pay his bills do you want him and his human son jasper kitty to starve?

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

So he bought this for $131,000 in 2009 correct? 131-92= $39K deficiency for piggy to beg up. Calling all paypigs! Incoming reemergency stream incoming!!!

That he did. Phil bought it during the bubble burst and he overpaid for it. Midfirst, in their legal right, can put a lien on the WAkhando, as it's their right OR they can go for the $39K deficiency up front. Keep in mind, Midfirst CAN tack on all closing costs, any interest, court fees, etc...and knowing Midfirst, they're going to want their money.

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

banned someone for asking about volume being low, phil bans for it.

very welcoming for newcomers.

 

[TJGamebox]

New troll intro for KOF.
With tips, WWE and pounding references all the way.

Wwe HATES using any footage of wwe especially of Vince. They might give a good strike if their bot starts working again soon

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

That he did. Phil bought it during the bubble burst and he overpaid for it. Midfirst, in their legal right, can put a lien on the WAkhando, as it's their right OR they can go for the $39K deficiency up front. Keep in mind, Midfirst CAN tack on all closing costs, any interest, court fees, etc...and knowing Midfirst, they're going to want their money.

I think it's important to emphasize the DSP OVERPAID part. All his crowing about the shitty CT housing market and how expensive it is, is meaningless because the only reason he bought his condo for $131,000 is because he was a virgin incel mush brain. In January of 2010 Unit #106 sold for $99,000. He either is too dumb to offer a lower price, or is dumb and thought buying the condo from the girl he liked (and her boyfriend) for more than it was worth would impress her into leaving her boyfriend for his oddly shaped head.

 

[Kheapathic]

Do not dirty the name of Heidern with your dumb fucking hat...

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

He just said Heidern wears a "Bison hat" (aka the Nazi hat)

This is Heidern:

This fucker is starting to trigger my KOF autism.

Edit: ninja'd by @Kheapathic

 

[Wasabi Panda]

TIL - a military barrette is just like his nazi hat. Ah yes those elite soldiers the Green Bison Hat Nazi Hat Pilot Hats Miltary Style hats.

EDIT - Double ninja'd above.

 

[BallBuster]

He just said Heidern wears a "Bison hat" (aka the Nazi hat)

This is Heidern:
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This fucker is starting to trigger my KOF autism.

Edit: ninja'd by @Kheapathic

As a big KoF fan myself, you are not alone.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

TIL - a military barrette is just like his nazi hat. Ah yes those elite soldiers the Green Bison Hat Nazi Hat Pilot Hats Miltary Style hats.

EDIT - Double ninja'd above.

So basically he admits that his "Pilot hat" is just a military Nazi hat.

 

[SojiroSakura]

A thought just occurred to me: Is he going to cringe at the more sexualized fighters like Angel, Mai, or Luong?

Luong's climax special is literally her sitting on your face until you die. Yes. He will.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Did DSp ever sell his CT home? I know he moved to Washington, I'd love to see him in person and ask him how his bankruptcy is going.

Before he moved, no. He rented it to his aunt - the one that he blamed for giving him gout - however, she passed away. Since she passed away, he tried to get a property management company to rent it out, however, they had some questions about it and they tried to call him while Phil was streaming. He got upset, as he told the property management company to "only e-mail him.". Eventually, the property management company gave up and dropped the fucking idiot. What did Phil do? He abandoned it. Phil claims that his parents would come by and check on it.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

command normals and being able to cancel them is exclusive to KoF and kimono bottoms are "traditional japanese style combat garb"

did he watch a max stream or roolfemonger's kof vids before this stream?

EDIT - the stupid just keeps coming...this is as close as you'll get to 2d looking games. With 2d look over 3d models

MEANWHILE Melty Blood, DBFZ, BBCF, BBBT, GGS, DNFD....but no no do go on phil master of fighting games and gaming historian

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

First auto-combo rant.
How many more to come when he plays his first matches online?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

command normals and being able to cancel them is exclusive to KoF and kimono bottoms are "traditional japanese style combat garb"

did he watch a max stream or roolfemonger's kof vids before this stream?

EDIT - the stupid just keeps coming...this is as close as you'll get to 2d looking games. With 2d look over 3d models

MEANWHILE Melty Blood, DBFZ, BBCF, BBBT, GGS, DNFD....but no no do go on phil master of fighting games and gaming historian

This comes from a place of love and understanding.

I think you might wanna sit this one out, I'm not sure you will end up in a happy place watching Phil fumble through this and end up blaming this game for him being a retard.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

This comes from a place of love and understanding.

I think you might wanna sit this one out, I'm not sure you will end up in a happy place watching Phil fumble through this and end up blaming this game for him being a retard.

but the vortex is so swirly... lol