Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

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Should Luna be moved to Deathfats?

  • No, shes just big boned

    Votes: 292 45.5%
  • Yes, she has more rolls than a bakery

    Votes: 350 54.5%

  • Total voters
    642
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From the other farms, Lurch does a tough guy act in the comments. I'm surprised he stopped short of calling them all "niggers" because that's obviously what he's thinking.
Lol you waste of space “barbarian” junkie, you steal anything that isn’t nailed down and bring bolt cutters for anything else.
And love that talk about all the mentally ill making the building a blight.
Nice to see a glimpse inside of what their relationship dynamics are like.

He’s built like a goddamn slim Jim, I don’t care how good his reach is because he’s half dead from malnutrition and drugs.

Honestly surprised Lurch isn’t a felon yet but give it time then he’ll be one of those dirty felons too.
Just one felony possession away my dude.
 
I'm calling bullshit because a crackhead can fuck up a junkie almost every time. Crackheads tend to actually have some degree of physical fitness because the second they see someone has some kind of repair or maintenance to be done they're banging on the door offering to do it for $20 (or some other suspiciously cheap price if we're talking shit that should really be done by someone who is licensed or at least knows what the fuck they are doing). Lurch might get some exercise jumping fences and lugging stolen shit around but junkies spend the vast majority of their time parked on their ass and usually have a worse diet to boot. Plus with big guys everyone knows to go for the knees, and crackheads are quick. Man, I miss Bumfights.

The most ludicrous complaint of Lurch's though is about the smell. There is no way he could smell crack through the miasma created by tobacco smoke, cat piss, bags of rotting trash, mildew, bad breath, and rank BO. Not saying they're the only people in that place who reek but it's a solid bet they're worse than average.
 
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IVe seen that chick on efukt! I can’t remember her name but I think they called her meathole or something gross like that.
 
You know what? I've changed my mind. Luna does deserve to live in Manhattan, actually, and totally doesn't have to lower herself to living in a ghetto like the Bronx. There's this neat little stretch of a few blocks called the Bowery I think she'd fit right into!

East Harlem works, too.
I used to work in alphabet city- while dirty and gross at least those people have money. Maybe she could sleep in Thompson square park? She’d fit in there. Actually I knew a madame there and she wouldn’t even take Luna under her wing as a hooker

Maybe she belongs sleeping under a bridge in Manhattan .
 
Look at the contrast between that "white" pillowcase and armrest with the actually white zipper on the back of the chair. She is so fucking filthy.
I think all that black grime on everything is definitely from not cleaning but originally from the black soot that gets on the bottom of metal spoons after lighting them. So they get that shit on their hands and don’t wash and touch everything around them.
 
Man y’all, the fat jokes just write themselves at this point. Few pages back someone said Luna is her own best troll, and holy fuck truer words never spoken.
did she just unscrew the back and fold it down? I find it hard to believe those screws pulled through the metal. Especially since there is absolutely no reason the chair would need to go in that direction unless extremely forced if that makes sense. An example would be lurch raging out and kicking the back of the chair.
 
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