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Late because of DDOSing, but I wonder if Wedge uses that fiber powder that Chantal uses to hide baldness.

Wedge's current look is very reminiscent of recent Steven Seagal hairlines in direct to video flicks. Castration would halr hair loss, but I am very skeptical it would cause any significant regrowth.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

It looks like we're getting set up for a Kevin Does Britain arc.

Link | Archive

He's Europe's problem now, suckers!

Also, I found a Throwback Thursday Tweet that I thought was too funny not to share again. I was Googling "Kathryn Gibes" (you know, as a prospective employer or credit agency might do), and I saw that we're now third on the list, behind his Twitter account and a link to The Tweet.

While doing this, I also ducked my head into the images tab, where I found this. I can't remember ever seeing it before, but it's hilarious.

Spoiler: Gross Rare Kevin, mostly SFW

Here's a Link and Archive of the Tweet it was attached to in case anyone wants to take a walk down memory lane.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I'd be really surprised if Kevin makes it over to England since he seems to find all sorts of excuses not to meet people who've literally visited the tranch.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

One of the gross and incomprehensible things about Wedge being asexual is like... who would want to fuck an asexual person?

"Yeah, I'm DTF but I'm not attracted to you and I'm not going to enjoy it."

What kind of person thinks that sounds like a good time?

 

[one_time_user]

who's paying for the flight and trip?

 

[AGPinochet]

who's paying for the flight and trip?

Other twitter trannies of course, who else?

 

[Thumb Butler]

who's paying for the flight and trip?

200 dead alpacas.

 

[thx1138]

who's paying for the flight and trip?

Well he follows the Platonic Ideal of trannydom so...gibs/e-begs.

 

[Clicky]

Late because of DDOSing, but I wonder if Wedge uses that fiber powder that Chantal uses to hide baldness.

These fuckers cannot even learn basic makeup skills, I don't think they're interested in lessening/hiding their male features unless it takes the bare minimum out of them. Same reason why Kevin pre-troonage isn't all that different from the current guy. He grew out his hair and now his glasses are purple but dassit. They don't care about being or acting like a woman unless it suits a fetish for themselves.

I'm not saying it would fix everything for Wedge/Kevin/etc to actually try looking female but it certainly makes a difference. Look at people like Caitlyn Jenner or Chaz Bono, and then look at the tranch. Which of those options are the general public more receptive to?

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

These fuckers cannot even learn basic makeup skills, I don't think they're interested in lessening/hiding their male features unless it takes the bare minimum out of them. Same reason why Kevin pre-troonage isn't all that different from the current guy. He grew out his hair and now his glasses are purple but dassit. They don't care about being or acting like a woman unless it suits a fetish for themselves.

I'm not saying it would fix everything for Wedge/Kevin/etc to actually try looking female but it certainly makes a difference. Look at people like Caitlyn Jenner or Chaz Bono, and then look at the tranch. Which of those options are the general public more receptive to?

Kevin can't even put a card into a card sleeve without tard raging, I'd love to see him attempt eyeliner or false eyelashes or anything else that requires his big meaty claws to do delicate work. If he tried to do makeup, he'd be worse at it than Wedge.

 

[retard strength]

Autism? In my trannies?? It's more likely than you think!

 

[Old Fart]

Also, I found a Throwback Thursday Tweet that I thought was too funny not to share again. I was Googling "Kathryn Gibes" (you know, as a prospective employer or credit agency might do), and I saw that we're now third on the list, behind his Twitter account and a link to The Tweet.

He's near the top googling from a private window , too, with extranice illustrations:

So people see first that bizarre mug of his, immediately followed by the words "Horrorcow" and his deadname. Good job!

 

[AirdropShitposts]

He's really going to risk visiting TERF Island? He can barely survive being among The Cis in Colorado and he's going to be within cruise missile distance of J.K. Rowling herself for days or weeks at a time?

The things a girl has to do to finally get fucked in her vag in this day and age, jeez.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Welcome back everyone! I hope you enjoyed your time away from the farms while the DDOS attacks continued, and I especially hope that you all had a lovely Valentine’s Day as did I, with my Lolita. Or at least wasn’t as pathetic as Kevin’s Valentine’s Day.

Spoiler: Feb 14 tweets

Kevin is frustrated about a Magic: The Gathering card. [A]

He draws an important distinction between Twitter and Telegram. [A]

He’s disappointed in the political views of many MtG artists. [A]

What do we want? TEENAGE Mtg CREATURES! When do we want it? Now now NOW NOW NOW! [A]

And to close the day, he discusses Wreck-It-Ralph since he just noticed it was a playable character in Sonic & All Stars Racing Transformed. [A]

Please note that he said absolutely nothing about Valentine’s Day. How shocking, for someone a whole polycule of soulmates.

Spoiler: Feb 15 tweets

A few hours later Kevin was fawning over My Little Pony fanart and which horses he ships the most. [A]

As @Fetish Roulette posted, Kevin had deep 2 AM thoughts and created a lengthy thread in which he discusses the male privilege of trans women, him getting called a “fag” as a youth, his dad’s (correct) suspicions that Kevin was gay, etc. [A]

Kevin shows off his BOTW and AC Nintendo stats. As you can see he has spent quite a lot of time with both, but Animal Crossing has a higher play time by a long shot. [A]

That evening he mentioned the Hat in Time credit adjustment that was mentioned in this thread previously. [A]

Pokémon are hella attractive, apparently. [A]

Spoiler: Feb 16 tweets

Also previously covered is this gift that was sent to Kevin. [A]

I looked into this dude and he seems normal, has a kid, and shares an interest in Pokémon and Transformers with Kevin.

Kevin shows off his new controller he got from Target after breaking the previous one. Bonus points for degeneracy in replies. [A]

More nerd talk, this time about the Pokémon Bank. [A]

3 hours later, Kevin replies to a tweet and states that he doesn’t need content warnings for porn because he doesn’t give a fuck if people see him viewing it. After all, looking at someone’s screen is just as rude as that person looking at porn in an inappropriate setting. [A]

Kevin acknowledges Wedge. [A]

The controller he obtained 12 hours earlier
is defective and he is exchanging it. [A]

Spoiler: Today tweets

Today brought about some media something that I don’t give a fuck enough to include, so I’m just going to start off with Kevin sperging about COVID-19 and conservatives. [A]

Sperging continues and he gets into masks and why we should be paid to stay home, along with commentary on capitalism. [A]

More on the Terf Islsnd visit: [A]

And asks about how to change his passport’s gender, since the current one misgenders him. [A]

Before making another thread about it. The last sentence speaks for itself [A]

But Kevin is not the only character covered in post, because Wedge and Neck have been active too. And spoiler, they’re together as I pen this post.

Spoiler: Wedge and Neck

Neck discusses his love and hate for Twitter. [A]

Wedge’s thoughts on Super Bowl Sunday. [A]

Wedge’s thoughts on Valentine’s Day. [A]

Wedge’s thoughts on how to fix the economy. [A]

Wedge informs everyone that Neck is with him in a hotel tonight. [A]

And follows through on his threat promise to post Islam while also revealing that he wants to marry Neck. I censored the Islam in the pic because I’m just so done at this point, but it’ll be uncensored in the archive. [A]

Spoiler: Full SFW Pics

 

[Trianon]

"You aren't immune to the flu if you get it once."
Ten vaccines later ...

 

[The Silent Perjority]

Come on Farmers of the USA, spare us this fucking horror. I implore you to make a call to the authorities that Kevin is planning an airside attack or something.
We are the pure, the clean, the subjects of the Royal Rowling, we don't want this walking wound on our hallowed terf.

I mean sure we've got Amy Petrelli but he's just a cuddly, misunderstood teddy bear, everybody's favourite uncle.

Don't do this to us. Kevin is quickly becoming the most degenerate fat man that ever lived, he makes Idi Amin look like Bungle. He makes Jeffrey Dahmer an ideal room mate, Peter Sutcliffe somebody you'd want to pick you up on a dark night and Jimmy Savile your first choice for a babysitter.

Don't spread the contagion.

 

[Hitman One]

It looks like we're getting set up for a Kevin Does Britain arc.

The Chinese need to release the next coof variant before this is allowed to happen. Imagine being stuck next to Kevin and the amhole during a 7 hour long flight - you would be begging for another September 11th before Greenland.

 

[Grift Garrison]

Come on Farmers of the USA, spare us this fucking horror. I implore you to make a call to the authorities that Kevin is planning an airside attack or something.
We are the pure, the clean, the subjects of the Royal Rowling, we don't want this walking wound on our hallowed terf.

I mean sure we've got Amy Petrelli but he's just a cuddly, misunderstood teddy bear, everybody's favourite uncle.

Don't do this to us. Kevin is quickly becoming the most degenerate fat man that ever lived, he makes Idi Amin look like Bungle. He makes Jeffrey Dahmer an ideal room mate, Peter Sutcliffe somebody you'd want to pick you up on a dark night and Jimmy Savile your first choice for a babysitter.

Don't spread the contagion.

We'll do our best to contain him but the Omnikevyn is three times more contagious than Deltakevyn so not sure we will be successful.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

we don't want this walking wound on our hallowed terf.

If this was intentional, well done.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

We are the pure, the clean, the subjects of the Royal Rowling, we don't want this walking wound on our hallowed terf.

And did those feet in modern time
Waddle on England's terfs of green?
And was the closéd Am of Hole
On England's pleasant pastures seen?

And did his Receding Hairline'd
Pate shine upon our clouded hills?
And was Gehenna now builded here
Among these dark Mermaidic mills?

Bring me my vag of burning mold!
Bring me my errors of desire!
Bring me my queer ballsack of old!
Bring me my UTI of Fire!

I will not cease from mental ill
Nor shall my my coom sleep in my hand
Till we have made a foul Gehenna
In England's green and pleasant land