Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I wonder how much of Pat's colossal ego (so colossal that it's challenged only by his colossal gut) derives from his poor upbringing versus his luck in getting his pap published?

 

[Post Reply]

Good to know he's as bad at reading books as he is at writing them.

For Patrick "Derivative" Tomlinson, reading books is basically the same as writing them.

 

[AnOminous]

Here's a couple more detestable statements from fat pat. Reading things twice, and getting a real job are both beneath him.

So this fat moron was accused of being too pathetic even to do a shift at Target and he fights this accusation by. . .admitting it's completely true. And actually happened in reality. What a fat failure.

 

[instythot]

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Here's a couple more detestable statements from fat pat. Reading things twice, and getting a real job are both beneath him.

Why do the people who hunt e-nazis consistently have such disdain for what the working class actually does all day? I can understand hating the job, but describing work your potential customers do as beneath you is no way to win friends or influence people

I also get a kick out of how Fatrick conflates "bases on/takes inspiration from" with "is writing about"

 

[AnOminous]

Why do the people who hunt e-nazis consistently have such disdain for what the working class actually does all day? I can understand hating the job, but describing work your potential customers do as beneath you is no way to win friends or influence people

Because they are contemptible, disgusting people. They are worse than any rapacious capitalist, who at least knows these jobs are absolutely necessary for society even being minimally functional. We could live without fat fucks like Patrick Hamlinson. If these fuckers disappeared from the planet in a flash of light, the world would be immediately improved. Not so much those Target cashiers, the people at the drive through getting you your fries, and other actually useful people who deserve respect.

 

[ShinyStar]

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Here's a couple more detestable statements from fat pat. Reading things twice, and getting a real job are both beneath him.

If Fat really retained everything he read, he'd remember that the Christian crusades happened hundreds of years before oil became a valuable commodity that reshaped the Middle East. If Fat retained everything he read, then he wouldn't constantly be butchering common sayings ('through a force of will' vs. 'through sheer force of will'). If he retained everything he read, than he'd be able to flesh out the above argument with details from the book. I do believe he's the slowest reader in the world, though, and that he's therefore very poorly exposed to literature. Notably, his pop culture references were all from visual or audible media: the Wolverines (80's band), the three stooges, Star Wars, teenage mutant ninja turtles... For the references that were adapted from books (Harry Potter, The Wizard of Oz), you know he watched the movie instead of reading the book. He doesn't read deliberately; he reads with great difficulty, and calling the fact that he has to reread the same page 3 times to remember anything 'deliberate' is a massive cope.

Also, only total douchebags call entry level jobs 'beneath' them. It lets you know he's a total ass to serving staff because they'd have to be beneath him, if they're willing to take such a menial job. It's possible to communicate reasons for quitting a job after one shift without being a dick towards the people who work that job. You say, 'My oppositional-defiant disorder meant I didn't work well with the micro-managing culture of retail,' or 'I needed a more challenging job to keep me engaged, so I really respect the people who can endure that kind of tedium.' He needs every statement he makes to let the reader know he's better than someone, and that's why he's so hateable.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

I’ve worked at McDonald’s for my first ever job, my second ever job was at target. Then all sorts of starter jobs while I got my shit together.

Now I work as a network systems admin and make about twice the average salary. Without a shadow of a doubt the hardest job I’ve ever had was in fast food, it’s brutal and depressing and I feel for anyone who’s getting up and doing it day in day out. I wouldn’t work there again for 250k a year, that’s not hyperbole that’s the truth.

This fat unemployed slob who’s a hobbyist writer talking down to anybody is hilarious and enraging. It’s also not beneath him since he’s got a high school level education and a resume that’s mostly unemployed gaps - he actually couldn’t get a job at target or McDonald’s now if he tried.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

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Here's a couple more detestable statements from fat pat. Reading things twice, and getting a real job are both beneath him.

Dune is clearly about the Middle East because it's set in a desert, child.

 

[Caverlock]

I’ve worked at McDonald’s for my first ever job, my second ever job was at target. Then all sorts of starter jobs while I got my shit together.

Now I work as a network systems admin and make about twice the average salary. Without a shadow of a doubt the hardest job I’ve ever had was in fast food, it’s brutal and depressing and I feel for anyone who’s getting up and doing it day in day out. I wouldn’t work there again for 250k a year, that’s not hyperbole that’s the truth.

This fat unemployed slob who’s a hobbyist writer talking down to anybody is hilarious and enraging. It’s also not beneath him since he’s got a high school level education and a resume that’s mostly unemployed gaps - he actually couldn’t get a job at target or McDonald’s now if he tried.

Let's not forget how he speaks to waiters:



Maybe if Mr. Kennedy here abandoned his daughter, he would have time to write shitty sci-fi novels.
(A, L; A, L)



On an unrelated note, I've been working for a while now on a follow-up post to the double-OP, which will cover events that occurred since. It will have both comprehensive coverage of events such as The Lolsuit, and a directory of links to other posts of interest in the thread (e.g., @ShinyStar 's reviews of Rick's writing). I'm on page 248 of 293.

 

[AnOminous]

Also, only total douchebags call entry level jobs 'beneath' them.

It's not even just the "entry level" part. Worthless fat bastards like this actually think they're literally above having to do anything of value in return for money. They're just supposed to be showered with money apparently for what, for being fat? For eating too much? What the fuck does a worthless piece of garbage like Fat Rick contribute to the world? Nothing!

There's honestly nothing more despicable than someone who contributes nothing to the world but yet treats wagies as if they're "beneath" them, and Fat Rick literally said Target employees are "beneath" him, apparently because they actually do work. Where does a piece of shit like this get off talking such shit about his superiors?

Fat Rick may be the most hateable piece of shit ever shat into the world out of Satan's bowels.

 

[eDove]

Following this guy over the last couple of weeks, I am doubled-over in cringe. It feels like I've been speared in the gut whenever I read his savage tweets. I didn't know my hackneyed impression of "typical Redditors" were real.

 

[instythot]

It's not even just the "entry level" part. Worthless fat bastards like this actually think they're literally above having to do anything of value in return for money. They're just supposed to be showered with money apparently for what, for being fat? For eating too much? What the fuck does a worthless piece of garbage like Fat Rick contribute to the world? Nothing!

There's honestly nothing more despicable than someone who contributes nothing to the world but yet treats wagies as if they're "beneath" them, and Fat Rick literally said Target employees are "beneath" him, apparently because they actually do work. Where does a piece of shit like this get off talking such shit about his superiors?

Fat Rick may be the most hateable piece of shit ever shat into the world out of Satan's bowels.

People like Fatrick claim they want to move towards an enlightened democratic socialism when they really seem to want a return to feudalism where the king is a patron of all "artists" and mercilessly punishes anyone who looks at them wrong. They also seem to forget the part where the artist toiled all day producing works to the king's taste rather than getting fatter and mouthier all day, though

 

[artilleryfroth]

I have seen many people talk about how this would all die down for Ol' Rick if he simply stopped responding to the trolls. I would go a step further and speculate that many of us would feel something like RESPECT for Fat if he followed the simple advice SpaceEdge and others have given him.
1. Support his daughter and be in her life
2. Stop boozing
3. Lose some weight (inevitable with #2)
4. Stop raging at strangers on faggot twitter
these small steps would create a lot of value and happiness in his life, but Patrick is a piece of shit that could never do any of these things.

Please don’t encourage him to be in his daughter’s life. She doesn’t deserve that bullshit.

It's not even just the "entry level" part. Worthless fat bastards like this actually think they're literally above having to do anything of value in return for money. They're just supposed to be showered with money apparently for what, for being fat? For eating too much? What the fuck does a worthless piece of garbage like Fat Rick contribute to the world? Nothing!

There's honestly nothing more despicable than someone who contributes nothing to the world but yet treats wagies as if they're "beneath" them, and Fat Rick literally said Target employees are "beneath" him, apparently because they actually do work. Where does a piece of shit like this get off talking such shit about his superiors?

Fat Rick may be the most hateable piece of shit ever shat into the world out of Satan's bowels.

Well said!

Where I live, retail staff are regularly being abused, hit, and spat at, for trying to enforce stupid government mandates (they don’t have a choice). Fuckwits like Fatprick who think they are so important, despite being unemployed themselves, are infuriating. Him thinking he is somehow better than literally anybody with a job, is just pure cope. There is zero shame in working retail! Not everybody wants a job that follows you home in your mind at night. This sort of snobbery is one of the reasons Fatty is one of the most punchable cows on here.

 

[instythot]

This sort of snobbery is one of the reasons Fatty is one of the most punchable cows on here.

Let us not forget his extremely punchable face

 

[artilleryfroth]

Let us not forget his extremely punchable face

Dude I said “one of” the reasons…

Another one is how fat and drunk he always is, and skipping out on child support.

Also, he has fat titties.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Unemployed man thinks he can do a better job than everyone else:



Pat's 'A Christmas Carol' ripoff is coming along...



Man who threatened hundreds of women with rape wont tolerate any sexist comments:



"Adult man" shows off his Nerf gun. Why does he have a Nerf gun you ask? He shoots it at the TV when republican politicians are shown. Yes, he's actually bragged about this.



Pat retweets the lawyer that got him his twitter back for $5k. Our piglet paid her twice because he can't stop threatening people with rape.



I usually don't post people's texts to Pat here, but this is pretty funny. Like all idiots addicted to social media our piglet has been bragging about his daily Wordle performance. Turns out the pests have been helping him.



Pat pretends to struggle:



This one contained an image to help him:



Again, Pat pretended it was a struggle:



Pay Quasi piggy!



You are:

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

Don't ruin gardettos for me you fat fuck

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

I hope if Pat ever needs to use his glock he accidentally pulls out his nerf gun.

 

[Spunt]

I hope if Pat ever needs to use his glock he accidentally pulls out his nerf gun.

I hope that next time he pulls out his nerf gun to shoot at the TV he pulls out his glock.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Unemployed man thinks he can do a better job than everyone else:

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Have we added "civil engineering" to the list of things Fat Rick knows nothing about?