DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[King of Not Playing Games]

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Another fucking food analogy.

EDIT FUCK

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

for all you guys out there that dont play fighting games and dont understand how hard they can be, believe me, kof is a challenging game. its a lot more entry level with 15, but its still pretty hard and theres so much to learn.

the problem with DSP is that hes constantly making excuses, he cant just accept that he needs to get better and learn. which is fine, if DSP went into it with that attitude that hes going to learn and not be good for a while, no one would complain. thats what hes supposed to do... he needs to learn.

but he doesnt... he makes excuses, he blames the lag, he blames the mechanics being easy with auto combos etc etc

DSP did so much lying yesterday to his audience. He would complain saying his opponents were doing auto combos but they were not. He complains that people are mashing, but then he goes and mashes.

in this pre stream phil is forshadowing dropping the game, hes not happy that the videos dont have enough views and now hes complaining about the mechanics despite liking them in the beta... I GIVE KOF THE REST OF HTE MONTH BEFORE HE DROPS IT.

guaranteed.

Sorry for the long post, but phil is delusional. hes about to drop the game

 

[troll cult member]

This KoF XV discussion is such fucking cope

UPDATE this accessibility discussion is coming off rough Phil, stop before you say some actual wheelchair erasing shit

DOUBLE UPDATE there he goes making fun of how disabled people sound not even 5 minutes later

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

AND THERE IT IS LADIES AND GENTLEMAN... thanks to the PS5 being a bit more laggy thats his excuse. Thats why he want the ps5 version.

For those not in the know, KOF15 lag in minuscule for ps5, its average for fighting games out there. its not enough to make the game unplayable like hes trying to suggest.

complaining about auto combos STILL, auto combos take at most 25% if you do the 2 meter super.

its actually in your interest if the opponent does auto combos because they lose all their potential damage. auto combos mostly do 3hits and a special. its nothing in this game.

This rant is also low key hypocritical on his accessibility rants haha.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

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Also DSP - WAAAAAH mommy susan I told you to put in the gifted subs cause twitch is so much better cause they have a better chat and you can gift subs. It's january 1st 2022 12:02am and you said you'd put them in in 2022 and it's been a whole 2 mins ofc you can't do anything right. You promised!!

anywho I want to see him fight people who use other characters, like a good terry that brolylegs fought. BTW dude who plays with his face picker harder characters than PP and did so much better, BL is still learning the game too.

Or someone who can abuse mai's CD into lvl 3.

would that be an auto-combo or just mashing?

 

[Prophet Gaming]

DSP's shitty internet can't handle the bitrate he wants to run, it pixelates, he turns around and blames Twitch. Webcam at 480p, broacast at 1080p/60fps should be around 4500 - 6000 Bitrate. This will use up about 8Mbps of Phil's 15Mbps upload cap on his shitnet.

From the youtube nerd stats, Phil is uploading at 14Mbps to 15Mbps meaning he's upwards of 12000 Bitrate which is what causes the pixelation. He's maxing out his upload speed on the stream.

Phil either has :

300Mbps Down / 10Mbps Up

or

600Mbps Down / 15Mbps Up

This is going off how much he pays for his business class Xfinity through Comcast.

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits]

To jump back to Dying Light 2 for a moment. Have you ever played a game, beaten it before DSP and while playing it thought to yourself "yeah DSP is/would definitely gonna rage quit this game." I just finished Dying Light 2 and there's gonna be some serious Rage Quit vibes.

In case you missed it, Phil's already put it on "hiatus."

 

[Iron Hamster]

DSP's shitty internet can't handle the bitrate he wants to run, it pixelates, he turns around and blames Twitch. Webcam at 480p, broacast at 1080p/60fps should be around 4500 - 6000 Bitrate. This will use up about 8Mbps of Phil's 15Mbps upload cap on his shitnet.

From the youtube nerd stats, Phil is uploading at 14Mbps to 15Mbps meaning he's upwards of 12000 Bitrate which is what causes the pixelation. He's maxing out his upload speed on the stream.

Phil either has :

300Mbps Down / 10Mbps Up

or

600Mbps Down / 15Mbps Up

This is going off how much he pays for his business class Xfinity through Comcast.

300 down/10 up is performance pro non business plan. I guess all he's paying so much extra for is someone who doesn't care to bitch at when he fucks up.

 

[Heinrich Hammler]

I don't even think he notices females in video games anymore unless it's to complain that they're too obnoxious or too sexualized. Literally never acknowledges women besides that.

Phil is a life long incel. Either he's motorboating pixels (see: Eva in MGS3) or he's saying a woman's on their period or obnoxious. Phillyboi hates women. Phillyboi is an incel.

 

[Elescondido]

He does nothing but play videogames all day and yet he still he doesnt understand games to a fundamental level lmao

Sure the original horizon was derivative as hell but comparing it to tomb raider is beyond retarded

edit: Whats the deal with the returnal hate btw?

edit: I wonder if he read on twitter people calling horizon derivative and he asumed they were talking about tomb raider because both games had women bows

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He does nothing but play videogames all day and yet he still he doesnt understand games to a fundamental level lmao

Sure the original horizon was derivative as hell but comparing it to tomb raider is beyond retarded

Where's the lie? Tomb Raider has a woman that shoots a bow and runs around and stuff. Horizon has a woman that shoots a bow and runs around and stuff.
Literally the same game bro

 

[HerrKlicks]

That pokemon-naming-segment with robonwheels has to be scripted.
I refuse to believe such autism happens organically...

 

[troll cult member]

That pokemon-naming-segment with robonwheels has to be scripted.
I refuse to believe such autism happens organically...

Have you seen Rob? He is that exceptional

 

[Wasabi Panda]

didn't listen to him today cause I actually want to get Horizon eventually and his constant bitching all night was a bit much of the vortex but I see he's blaming the frame delay and the PS5, the under a frame difference between PS4 version running on PS5 and the series X not like he went from PC to console and gained 3-4 frames of delay.

WOW! That's such an amazing turn of events I don't think anyone could have seen him doing this as an excuse to shit on the game....

Phil on his next day off, hi.

I have to say you took us all by surprise as we didn't see this coming at all. You really aren't as predictable as the sunrise.

 

[actually]

300 down/10 up is performance pro non business plan. I guess all he's paying so much extra for is someone who doesn't care to bitch at when he fucks up.

Meanwhile, I'm just over here with a gigabit connection and paying less...

 

[Prophet Gaming]

300 down/10 up is performance pro non business plan. I guess all he's paying so much extra for is someone who doesn't care to bitch at when he fucks up.

Phil's thinking and this comes directly from Phil, that if there is a problem it will be fixed instantly. That's not how business net works. Yes say a tech is at a residential customers place doing and install they will drop what they are doing and go to the business clients instead, they are a priority call.

But what if there's a router fire? Phil's is on an HFC network through Comcast, say in a drunkin Gin daze he decides to go to BK for a Chaking and he slams in to the router for his gated hollow?

That ain't gonna be fixed instantly.

How do I know? I used to do internet installs for Shaw and Telus.

Meanwhile, I'm just over here with a gigabit connection and paying less...

Exactly, I pay $115 for 1.5Gbps Down 100Mbps up.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

300 down/10 up is performance pro non business plan. I guess all he's paying so much extra for is someone who doesn't care to bitch at when he fucks up.

uhhhh he's running a mature adult BUSINESS so he HAS to get internet service that has the word BUSINESS in the name, ok? if you were a MATURE ADULT with a BUSINESS degree, you'd understand

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

He ended up having nothing to talk about early and mentioned to starting the game. Resorted to chat to bring up anything. 30 minutes behind usual playtime he spent about 25 of it just wasting it instead of playing the game.

Here comes in the mocking nerd voice "Oooh Phil why aren't you playin the game yet? Waaaaaaah"

Just a fucking asshole. These prestream mock-podcasts make him act so fuckin smug because he somehow gets a boost from talking out of his ass forever to a wall.

 

[actually]

These prestream mock-podcasts make him act so fuckin smug because he somehow gets a boost from talking out of his ass forever to a wall.

He's able to talk without anyone challenging him directly, so his narc ego is safely ensconced from reality.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

did he do his SFV sperg cause there's minecraft x street fighter cross over skin pack? Or that Ono spoke on the 13th anniversary of SF4? His last sperg coincided with Arby's sponsoring the capcom cup.

I mean Arby's and minecraft in the same week, pretty good for a shitty game that sucks and no one plays cause it's bad.