DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Wasabi Panda]

I think phil feels he's too elite of a pro gaymer to play on a scrubby pad, he still thinks the console wars are a thing so you can bet he still thinks stick is life.

anywho, I have Ludwig's THYDP but of Khet playing horizon on as background noise and, it's like a window into the future but from the past.

Phil is borg or a skinwalker or a pod person, the similarities are like phil assimilated kat.

BUT she admits she sucks at something and understands she's not doing it correctly but all the mannerisms, commentary and sometimes lack of commentary is eerie.

I mean she even looks to her direct left but there's no obs there to eye fuck herself when she thinks she's being so clever.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

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He's scamming his members again, based. He "can't promise" because what if the game doesn't have all the tools to get rid of trolls? Then it's not a lie when he doesn't!

Man I really hate this shit he insists he isn't a scammer but keeps doing stuff like this just like he did recently with B4B and Halo. You know there is some impressionable wheelchairs that will sub just to get a chance to play with him because they don't know any better.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

I don’t understand the pig’s thought process here. With a video title like this, you’d think he would want to play the game more. But no, apparently $102 wasn’t enough and now the game is on “hiatus” until his autism schedule opens up. Should’ve dropped Skyrim but he can’t because the horse loves it and it’s the easiest game he’s playing.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

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I don’t understand the pig’s thought process here. With a video title like this, you’d think he would want to play the game more. But no, apparently $102 wasn’t enough and now the game is on “hiatus” until his autism schedule opens up. Should’ve dropped Skyrim but he can’t because the horse loves it and it’s the easiest game he’s playing.

And if he picks it up again (and that's a huge if) he will complain and bitch about not understanding the mechanics or the story and overall be in a bitchy mood that only money can help soothe.

My money is still on this being gone forever, he will start a new New Vegas playthrough before he finishes Dying Light 2.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

Has this faggot actually ever put in preparation work for his streams?
Like not installing the game on the start of the stream like a retard.

There are just dozens of examples like this of his laziness and utter disrespect for viewers that drives off anyone with a pulse.

He won't lift a finger off stream to make watching his stream entertaining for a bigger audience outside the dented crowd.
First stream of every fighting game is 2 days in the workshop learning combos, like anyone but a tard wants to watch that.

 

[snort inquisition]

There are just dozens of examples like this of his laziness and utter disrespect for viewers that drives off anyone with a pulse.

He won't lift a finger off stream to make watching his stream entertaining for a bigger audience outside the dented crowd.
First stream of every fighting game is 2 days in the workshop learning combos, like anyone but a tard wants to watch that.

and like that even actually makes you memorize the fucking combos to begin with, it's way more fun and engaging to just test out random inputs in the actual game to see what moves might pop up and then learning that way

but he's a fighting game expert, so you have to sit in the training room for hours at a time looking at the input list, lmao, what a good gamer

 

[Lady Adjani]

I think phil feels he's too elite of a pro gaymer to play on a scrubby pad, he still thinks the console wars are a thing so you can bet he still thinks stick is life.

anywho, I have Ludwig's THYDP but of Khet playing horizon on as background noise and, it's like a window into the future but from the past.

Phil is borg or a skinwalker or a pod person, the similarities are like phil assimilated kat.

BUT she admits she sucks at something and understands she's not doing it correctly but all the mannerisms, commentary and sometimes lack of commentary is eerie.

I mean she even looks to her direct left but there's no obs there to eye fuck herself when she thinks she's being so clever.

She just seems like such a boring person, maybe a bit slow, but nowhere near as dented as the average dsp fan. I wish Dave still did his house tour / vacation vlogs, I'm genuinely curious how things look behind da scenes compared to ye olden CT days.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

She just seems like such a boring person, maybe a bit slow, but nowhere near as dented as the average dsp fan. I wish Dave still did his house tour / vacation vlogs, I'm genuinely curious how things look behind da scenes compared to ye olden CT days.

I have a feeling that condo is in the worst shape it’s ever been in and DSP leans on the privacy excuse to not show his shithole of a home.

Same reason he doesn’t show his fat wife off.

 

[Full Race Replay]

I think the biggest clue that DSP is a fake gamer for me is that he uses the fighting stick thing. You can hear him tapping and clacking and stabbing his pig hooves on the buttons all the while complaining about input lag. My question is aren't those things really meant to be used during LAN parties and when the other player is in the same room as you? And please correct me if i'm wrong.
He busts that fight stick out as if its proof that he's a gamer when there's no reason to. He's secluded in that house where no one can verify his lag. Kat sure as fuck doesn't care about fighting games"How do you do fellow kids? See my fighting pad?" Its just sad.

Edit: BOY I REALLY SCREWED THIS TAKE UP huh?

Well, the arcade stick is just that, a replica of a stick used to play oldschool games on arcade cabinets, Phil and other people have talked about how you can't really play oldschool fighting games (and new ones that are built for the same kind of quick-fire moves/combos) with a controller.

 

[Sy Sperling]

Well, the arcade stick is just that, a replica of a stick used to play oldschool games on arcade cabinets, Phil and other people have talked about how you can't really play oldschool fighting games (and new ones that are built for the same kind of quick-fire moves/combos) with a controller.

Nevermind that a few Street Fighter EVO champs were pad players (Luffy, Problem X and Punk) . And two Capcom Cup winners, as well (NuckleDu and MenaRD).

EDIT: Forgot Problem X won one too.

 

[Jasper2K]

I have a feeling that condo is in the worst shape it’s ever been in and DSP leans on the privacy excuse to not show his shithole of a home.

Same reason he doesn’t show his fat wife off.

Considering garbage water exploded in his kitchen and I don't think he mentioned cleaning it up and he also on record doesn't wash his hands after he pisses. I don't think hygiene and cleanliness is high on his radar. You could say he lives like a pig.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Yeah, fighting games reveal child-Phil. From punching his momma's tit as he ferociously sucks milk, to raging as she refuses to buy him a Wolverine toy: he wants everything EASY and NOW. This selfishness is the eternal child within, and is the core of Phil's mentality.

And it's wonderful to watch.

ugh, i'm sorry but your avatar really makes me MATI

 

[Sy Sperling]

Considering garbage water exploded in his kitchen and I don't think he mentioned cleaning it up and he also on record doesn't wash his hands after he pisses. I don't think hygiene and cleanliness is high on his radar. You could say he lives like a pig.

You wash your hands after pissing at home? That's very weird.
"You know when I wash my hands? When I shit on them." -George Carlin

Edited for typo

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I literally open the stream and hear "All she does is mash! Just *mashes buttons*, it's stupid garbage gameplay!"

I forgot how salty Phil gets playing fighting games. This is honestly Phil at his most entertaining. Fuck "chill" streams, this is the kind of stuff Phil should focus on because this is that true khwality khantent. Dude mashes everything and the second his opponent hits him, "THEY'RE MASHING!". It's just a non-stop stream of excuses, it's nuts.

Yeah, but Phil does the same thing every fighting game stream. It gets boring even when he plays them once per week.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Considering garbage water exploded in his kitchen and I don't think he mentioned cleaning it up and he also on record doesn't wash his hands after he pisses. I don't think hygiene and cleanliness is high on his radar. You could say he lives like a pig.

Phil didn't wash his hands after masturbating on stream and went straight away to playing Nioh.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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I don’t understand the pig’s thought process here. With a video title like this, you’d think he would want to play the game more. But no, apparently $102 wasn’t enough and now the game is on “hiatus” until his autism schedule opens up. Should’ve dropped Skyrim but he can’t because the horse loves it and it’s the easiest game he’s playing.

With a video title like that, I'd know there's no need to watch the first 14 parts since it only just begins at part 15

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

 

[UsedUp]

To jump back to Dying Light 2 for a moment. Have you ever played a game, beaten it before DSP and while playing it thought to yourself "yeah DSP is/would definitely gonna rage quit this game." I just finished Dying Light 2 and there's gonna be some serious Rage Quit vibes.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Suddenly Twitch has buffering issues since he left?

 

[UsedUp]

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