Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Useful_Mistake]

They're not 8s or better and not blonde, so I'm not sure Russ would notice that they exist.

But they should notice that he exists. Because he's Russ!

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Right, but do they have it as bad as Russ does? Have they even considered how Russ feels?

THEIR surgery WORKED. And they got a Kardashian to pay attention to them, even without fruits.

I can't believe you'd even make the comparison.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

But they should notice that he exists. Because he's Russ!

It's shameful that someone wanted to make an entire documentary about these nobodies who didn't even do anything to deserve it when he, RUSS, the centre of the universe, can't even get an AGT audition.

 

[DrJonesHat]

And remember he has to pay even to get past the part where he (obviously) loses in arbitration.

The fact that he might pay in excess of a grand just to lose for some reason amuses me to no end.

But they should notice that he exists. Because he's Russ!

He's the guy who's going to be on AGT and date Heidi Klum! You better be nice to him because when he's famous and powerful, he can crush you like the bigshot Hollywood person he will be!

 

[Non-Threatening Niall]

They're not 8s or better and not blonde, so I'm not sure Russ would notice that they exist.

He might notice them. After all, a boy gotta have his chocolate.

 

[artilleryfroth]

We’ll all be lining up to be his accommodations when he wins.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

It's shameful that someone wanted to make an entire documentary about these nobodies who didn't even do anything to deserve it when he, RUSS, the centre of the universe, can't even get an AGT audition.

Truly, the world is unkind

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

Him going this far and not realizing these efforts are cringey at best is peak Russell. It just goes to shows exactly how unhinged he really is. If it were a normal person you'd laugh and wonder how the fuck they haven't realized this is creepy and scares women off more than anything, but Russel being Russel thinks it has to work the gorillianth time. My schizophrenic friend who admitted himself to the hospital because "god was telling me to kill my parents" is a thousand times more sane than Russ.

Things like this are what have me convinced that he isn't just a narcissist, there's something genuinely wrong with the decision making part of his brain. Any bobs and vagene creep can say "check your dms" but to insist time and again that you're not creepy while doing the very thing that creeps do takes some serious miswiring.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Things like this are what have me convinced that he isn't just a narcissist, there's something genuinely wrong with the decision making part of his brain. Any bobs and vagene creep can say "check your dms" but to insist time and again that you're not creepy while doing the very thing that creeps do takes some serious miswiring.

There is something wrong with him. He can't accept people's decisions towards him as final. Remember the third time he sued Taylor Swift and he served the same law firm he did in the second suit, and they had already told him they weren't authorized to accept service? In his third suit, he said he served them again because he thought they might change their minds.
The same distorted thinking got him hit with the harassment charge. Erika told him plainly to leave her alone and not contact her again. He stopped for a bit, then messaged her again to "see if she changed her mind." That's when she filed the report with the Orem police and that led to his pleading guilty.

As we've seen, he truly believes he can't be wrong. He said as much when he was trying to get the judge to reconsider her ruling dismissing his suit against Null. So if you don't agree with him, he graciously offers you time to realize you're an idiot for disagreeing with him and change your mind.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

And if not, good luck serving Him. Even if, being ubiquitous, He is probably subject to general jurisdiction anywhere.

That movie sounds retarded beyond belief, but it reminds me of the joke where God threatens to sue the Devil, and the Devil says "and where are you going to find a lawyer?"

Oh it was absolutely retarded. Malcolm was great in the role. He chewed the scenery and was at his devilish peak for it.

Spoiler: Suing the Devil sperging

The movie itself was an ultra-religious piece which is an example of "Christian cinema" today. It has no real message except, "God is good" and that's it. It's made for believers who will praise it to the skies because they agree with the message. The worst part about it is that it ends showing that it was all a dream. The biggest cop out ending of all time and unless the person dreaming has a change of heart or undergoes a change in character it's the equivalent of, "LOL! I was trolling you!".

Funny story the director wanted to sue IMDB and about a dozen posters on their board because according to him they downvoted the movie and trashed it so hard that no major studio wanted to pick it up. When in reality it was a piece of shit.

Wow, you clearly aren’t a lawyer, unless you practice out of your mother’s basement. Real lawyers do bill by the unit of time. Real lawyers have clients, and practice out of major firms, not garages. Sorry boo.

Dude chill the fuck out. This is Kiwi Farms not the fucking supreme court. We're here to laugh at retards like Russ. Don't turn this into a halal thread by law sperging.

Thank God you're still here to make me look like much less of an asshole.

You sometimes get stuck on the little bits and can be a little too anal but we still love you.

 

[MistressCaridad]

Uhm, excuse you, according to her the only person here pretending to be a lawyer is Anominous

Anominous isn't a licensed lawyer, though.
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No shit guys, AnOminous isn’t a lawyer, he’s John Goodman. Everyone knows that.

(I kid, I kid. Maybe.)

He's the guy who's going to be on AGT and date Heidi Klum! You better be nice to him because when he's famous and powerful, he can crush you like the bigshot Hollywood person he will be!

Things like this are what have me convinced that he isn't just a narcissist, there's something genuinely wrong with the decision making part of his brain. Any bobs and vagene creep can say "check your dms" but to insist time and again that you're not creepy while doing the very thing that creeps do takes some serious miswiring.

I’ve said it before but Russhole’s fucky way of thinking reminds me a lot of Onision. They’re both actually quite a lot alike- a toxic as fuck blend of mental and emotional retardation caused by both nature and nurture, a massive sense of specialness and entitlement, a huge controlling streak and a tendency to rage like an absolute faggot when people don’t just cater to their every whim. At least Russhole doesn’t seem to have pedo tendencies like Grugly and doesn’t have kids to abuse and neglect.
Thank God Russhole and Grugly can’t breed with each other. One can only imagine what kind of horrible trauma lumped, waterhead, dead eyed, drooling tard homunculus might result. Go ahead and rate me horrifying, I deserve it.

 

[DrJonesHat]

No shit guys, AnOminous isn’t a lawyer, he’s John Goodman. Everyone knows that.

(I kid, I kid. Maybe.)






I’ve said it before but Russhole’s fucky way of thinking reminds me a lot of Onision. They’re both actually quite a lot alike- a toxic as fuck blend of mental and emotional retardation caused by both nature and nurture, a massive sense of specialness and entitlement, a huge controlling streak and a tendency to rage like an absolute faggot when people don’t just cater to their every whim. At least Russhole doesn’t seem to have pedo tendencies like Grugly and doesn’t have kids to abuse and neglect.
Thank God Russhole and Grugly can’t breed with each other. One can only imagine what kind of horrible trauma lumped, waterhead, dead eyed, drooling tard homunculus might result. Go ahead and rate me horrifying, I deserve it.

The scary thing about Onision is that he has or least had, followers. I don't closely follow him, but didn't he manage to get his claws into several underage girls at one point? Russ has never, and will never get that kind of control and influence, because he wears what he is on his sleeve. He has no mask. Even when he's telling people he's nice(which should be a red flag by itself, nice people don't have you tell you they're nice, it just shows) he shows what he is the minute he encounters the slightest resistance to his plans.

 

[Space Cooter]

Slightly off topic but why would anyone ever pretend to be a lawyer unless they’re a deranged attention whore?

Anyone who has ever encountered these miserable creatures in the wild either pities or loathes them..or both. Every single lawyer I know is utterly miserable and actively advocates against young people going in to the profession

People who have pretended to be or insinuated that they are legal types include but are not limited to:

Russell Greer
spectre
Bryan Dunn


Don’t be that guy.

 

[lolwatagain]

Good point, and something I have not considered. I had, rather foolishly, assumed that once the mediation date was over, that the whole matter was tossed as failed. It is possible that while both sides could not come to an agreement, they agreed to keep talking about it.

Two issues with this:

1. Mediation started in January. I believe had it resumed, they would have either come to an agreement (which would have been seen on the docket) or stopped trying.

2. Had the Mediation resumed, it should have shown the other dates in the docket.

Overall, I'm not quite sure this is the case

Typically a Mediation with a third party only resumes when both parties ask for it. If the parties' counsel state that they'll continue to discuss settlement outside of Mediation, the court will assume that it's taking place without a judge moving between zoom rooms to broker a deal. They assume that both parties are functional adults being advised by functional adults. It's probably a mistake to assume that in this case, but the Mediation office doesn't know Russ.

Also, I don't see any Mediation Order filed in the case. I don't know if the Tenth Circuit files Mediation Orders when the case is released from the Mediation Program without settlement, but I've seen those orders filed in the dockets of cases filed in other Circuits.

The court does not have a deadline on which it should have made its ruling. It could have received Russ' brief and just not read it until later instead of what it is doing now.

But Russ' brief sets off a series of 30-day and 21-day deadlines for opposition and reply briefs under FRAP R 31. And I don't know if the Tenth Circuit operates the same as other circuits, but I've seen the clerks schedule oral argument a few months after receiving the paper copies of the reply briefs. The Three Judge Panel is usually reviewing the briefs by that point so they can determine if they actually need the oral argument. Delaying everything now on the off-hand chance that Russ' attorneys come to their senses makes sense. It's highly unlikely, but I can see why the Court would do it.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Also, I don't see any Mediation Order filed in the case

Check the docs. The orders (for extension of time) are from the mediation office

 

[lolwatagain]

Check the docs. The orders (for extension of time) are from the mediation office
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A Mediation Order is an Order that's filed when the case leaves the mediation program.

Edit: The Ninth Circuit may be the only Circuit that issues these orders.

Second Edit: The Mediation Office is issuing these to try to drive settlement. This case had eight extensions but eventually resulted in a stipulated dismissal.

 

[talk talk talk]

Check the docs. The orders (for extension of time) are from the mediation office
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I wonder if the Mediation Office had a hard time scheduling Skordas and the Kill Fair Use Gang for a session. I can see Skordas having a busy schedule; don't know about the KFU Gang.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Thank God you're still here to make me look like much less of an asshole.

Don't worry, you're just as much of an asshole as ever. <3

It's shameful that someone wanted to make an entire documentary about these nobodies who didn't even do anything to deserve it when he, RUSS, the centre of the universe, can't even get an AGT audition.

Unironically, I think Russ is the type of person who deserves an even handed documentary, as even without any narrative bias he'd still look bad.

Taylor Swift, Lawsuits and Internet Harassment: The Russell Greer Story

 

[Pee Cola]

Thank God you're still here to make me look like much less of an asshole.

You might be an asshole, but you're our asshole... and a highly accurate one at that.

Unironically, I think Russ is the type of person who deserves an even handed documentary, as even without any narrative bias he'd still look bad.

That'll never happen. If Russhole agreed to be interviewed for a documentary, if the doco turns out to be genuinely impartial - or even if it's slightly sympathetic towards Russhole whilst still putting all the facts out there - he'd sue the producers for defamation once it's released.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I wonder if the Mediation Office had a hard time scheduling Skordas and the Kill Fair Use Gang for a session