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I wanted to post this on Valentine's Day but the DDoSers ruined it for me. Nevertheless...
I have great news everyone! Nyk has found his asexual zoomer slut! NYK HAS A GIRLFRIEND!
Everyone, say hello to Nyk's new girlfriend "Uwu" who will most certainly occupy this thread in the coming months.
Nyk having a new cis woman girlfriend is going to be great for this thread, because y'all know what Nyk being in a relationship with someone will inevitably result in:

This thread is going to get very busy in the coming months with all of the inevitable drama between Nyk and "Uwu", so tune in.
BTW, one of you pointed out that his Patreon numbers had decreased. Perhaps those were disappointed trannie chasers who are angry that Nyk is no longer single?
I have great news everyone! Nyk has found his asexual zoomer slut! NYK HAS A GIRLFRIEND!
Everyone, say hello to Nyk's new girlfriend "Uwu" who will most certainly occupy this thread in the coming months.
Here we go!
Uwu reveal moment.
"But of course, knowing my luck, she'll probably break up with me over the next month, and then we'll be right back to it.", what a shitty fucking defeatist attitude to go into a relationship with.
Also, his fucking girlfriend is literally called "Uwu"?! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Here he claims that he feels "protective of their intimacy". This man, who doesn't give a fuck about anyone else's boundaries and has repeately violated other people's boundaries (remember how he was harvesting tweets from troon accounts that had banned him, using sockpuppets to bypass those bans?) has developed boundaries of his own all of a sudden. Some progress I guess...
No kidding, we all know what this means, because we all saw how "protective", LMAO, he was of his intimacy with Oliver and Theryn, smooching on Livestreams with Theryn, saying they had 10/10 sex with Oliver and whatnot. You know he's going to milk this relationship for content because that what he did with every relationship. He will involve "Uwu" in his videos in one shape or another.
"My new girlfriend is not socially conservative", no shit dude. As if Nyk would date anyone other than a woke chick.
"My girlfriend is a vegetarian. I am dating a vegetarian", so his girlfriend is even more woke than himself.
Uwu reveal moment.
Who would I paint if I could paint anyone... I'd paint my girlfriend uwu. I just started dating someone.
Guyyys, are you surprised I didn't mention it?
I'm surprised I didn't mention it until now!
I started dating someone, I have a girlfriend, isn't that wild?
I haven't had a girlfriend since, um, since, the Obama administration.
And I was being so emo about it, last stream too.
And the last stream was, like, it was only a month ago.
So I was being a whiny aunt, and then literally the next day, I kissed a girl on New Year's Eve, and now we're dating.
So I don't even know what to do on these streams anymore, because usually I just sit here and go on incel, whiney incel rambles.
But of course, knowing my luck, she'll probably break up with me over the next month, and then we'll be right back to it.
But yeah, if you could paint, I'd paint her. That's why I'm in a good mood.
I'm sorry to the simps. You can still simp.
"But of course, knowing my luck, she'll probably break up with me over the next month, and then we'll be right back to it.", what a shitty fucking defeatist attitude to go into a relationship with.
Also, his fucking girlfriend is literally called "Uwu"?! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Here he claims that he feels "protective of their intimacy". This man, who doesn't give a fuck about anyone else's boundaries and has repeately violated other people's boundaries (remember how he was harvesting tweets from troon accounts that had banned him, using sockpuppets to bypass those bans?) has developed boundaries of his own all of a sudden. Some progress I guess...
No kidding, we all know what this means, because we all saw how "protective", LMAO, he was of his intimacy with Oliver and Theryn, smooching on Livestreams with Theryn, saying they had 10/10 sex with Oliver and whatnot. You know he's going to milk this relationship for content because that what he did with every relationship. He will involve "Uwu" in his videos in one shape or another.
"My new girlfriend is not socially conservative", no shit dude. As if Nyk would date anyone other than a woke chick.
"My girlfriend is a vegetarian. I am dating a vegetarian", so his girlfriend is even more woke than himself.
Nyk having a new cis woman girlfriend is going to be great for this thread, because y'all know what Nyk being in a relationship with someone will inevitably result in:

This thread is going to get very busy in the coming months with all of the inevitable drama between Nyk and "Uwu", so tune in.
BTW, one of you pointed out that his Patreon numbers had decreased. Perhaps those were disappointed trannie chasers who are angry that Nyk is no longer single?