Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DarkAlien]

Wtf, did he think it was a dig at Cheeto man? It's literally the team colors


It creeps me out profoundly how he thinks this women are there just to prance around to get him to lust over them. Strikes me as the type that would cross boundaries and say she wanted it, she gave him that look etc. I mean he already did it with Taylor Swift accusing her of subtle invitations. Ick.


Oh hey, it's one of them mythical Asian women Russ totally doesn't like


His salty attitude and jealousy just oozed out.

 

[DrJonesHat]

His salty attitude and jealousy just oozed out.

Russ would shit himself if he met a "real man" in person.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

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Wtf, did he think it was a dig at Cheeto man? It's literally the team colors

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It creeps me out profoundly how he thinks this women are there just to prance around to get him to lust over them. Strikes me as the type that would cross boundaries and say she wanted it, she gave him that look etc. I mean he already did it with Taylor Swift accusing her of subtle invitations. Ick.

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Oh hey, it's one of them mythical Asian women Russ totally doesn't like

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His salty attitude and jealousy just oozed out.

All social media are dating sites.

All dating sites are fronts for hookers.

All hookers are looking for that one good guy who can give them a better life.

It's all so neat and tidy.

 

[DrJonesHat]

All social media are dating sites.

All dating sites are fronts for hookers.

All hookers are looking for that one good guy who can give them a better life.

It's all so neat and tidy.

This is what Russ actually believes. I think the only dating sites he's ever mentioned are Tinder and Grindr. He is aware that there are others, many of which cater to a specific niche? I'm shocked he hasn't stumbled on a sugar daddy website and shit up the DMs of girls who are looking for guys who give them thousands weekly. He can totally give them a better life than one where they buy designer clothes and accessories daily, travel all over the world and eat the finest food and drink the good booze. What self-respecting sugar baby wouldn't give that up for a steady diet of Colossal Crunch and the occasional night out at Walburgers?

 

[The Dude]

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Wtf, did he think it was a dig at Cheeto man? It's literally the team colors

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It creeps me out profoundly how he thinks this women are there just to prance around to get him to lust over them. Strikes me as the type that would cross boundaries and say she wanted it, she gave him that look etc. I mean he already did it with Taylor Swift accusing her of subtle invitations. Ick.

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Oh hey, it's one of them mythical Asian women Russ totally doesn't like

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His salty attitude and jealousy just oozed out.

I know none of these chicks will ever give Shit-Lips the time of day, but I would die laughing and satisfied if the chick he asked out for drinks asked him what kind of drinks he likes and Pipsqueak replied with "Chocolate milk." It would be such a Russhole thing to say.

 

[StinkySnack]

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It creeps me out profoundly how he thinks this women are there just to prance around to get him to lust over them. Strikes me as the type that would cross boundaries and say she wanted it, she gave him that look etc. I mean he already did it with Taylor Swift accusing her of subtle invitations. Ick.

This is the first time I've ever seen Russ ask a woman out for drinks. It's always either dinner or a "shake". Since when does he approve of alcohol, let alone *offering* to take someone out for it?

I think he's figured out that wasted girls can't fight back as easily.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

This is what Russ actually believes. I think the only dating sites he's ever mentioned are Tinder and Grindr. He is aware that there are others, many of which cater to a specific niche? I'm shocked he hasn't stumbled on a sugar daddy website and shit up the DMs of girls who are looking for guys who give them thousands weekly. He can totally give them a better life than one where they buy designer clothes and accessories daily, travel all over the world and eat the finest food and drink the good booze. What self-respecting sugar baby wouldn't give that up for a steady diet of Colossal Crunch and the occasional night out at Walburgers?

Pure speculation, but I wonder if it goes something like this: Women who take sexy selfies are sluts, especially if they post those selfies on the internet. Whether they're advertising services or just advertising a one night stand if you buy them dinner, it's all the same with sluts. And especially if they're making a living off their appearance, there's really no difference between a sexy slut who gets money out of the men she "dates" or the slightly-smarter slut who entraps a man in marriage and extracts money from him for the rest of his life. Either way, it's women using their appearance for money, who are willing to provide sex on a trial basis before pursuing a larger commitment.

Unsexy sluts are still sluts, but are less appealing because they aren't obvious status markers the way 9s and 10s are. But the mechanism for obtaining a slut -- whether for an evening or the rest of your life -- is essentially the same. It's just that less awesome dudes have to settle for less sexy sluts.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need a shower.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Pure speculation, but I wonder if it goes something like this: Women who take sexy selfies are sluts, especially if they post those selfies on the internet. Whether they're advertising services or just advertising a one night stand if you buy them dinner, it's all the same with sluts. And especially if they're making a living off their appearance, there's really no difference between a sexy slut who gets money out of the men she "dates" or the slightly-smarter slut who entraps a man in marriage and extracts money from him for the rest of his life. Either way, it's women using their appearance for money, who are willing to provide sex on a trial basis before pursuing a larger commitment.

Unsexy sluts are still sluts, but are less appealing because they aren't obvious status markers the way 9s and 10s are. But the mechanism for obtaining a slut -- whether for an evening or the rest of your life -- is essentially the same. It's just that less awesome dudes have to settle for less sexy sluts.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need a shower.

I think you might need bleach to get the feeling off of you.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Pure speculation, but I wonder if it goes something like this: Women who take sexy selfies are sluts, especially if they post those selfies on the internet. Whether they're advertising services or just advertising a one night stand if you buy them dinner, it's all the same with sluts. And especially if they're making a living off their appearance, there's really no difference between a sexy slut who gets money out of the men she "dates" or the slightly-smarter slut who entraps a man in marriage and extracts money from him for the rest of his life. Either way, it's women using their appearance for money, who are willing to provide sex on a trial basis before pursuing a larger commitment.

Unsexy sluts are still sluts, but are less appealing because they aren't obvious status markers the way 9s and 10s are. But the mechanism for obtaining a slut -- whether for an evening or the rest of your life -- is essentially the same. It's just that less awesome dudes have to settle for less sexy sluts.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need a shower.

That is horrifying accurate. And of course, he's the awesomest dude who ever awesomed, so of course he's entitled to his pick of the 10s. And he thinks everyone else views women the same way, but they aren't nice like he is, so they only get the leftovers.

This is the first time I've ever seen Russ ask a woman out for drinks. It's always either dinner or a "shake". Since when does he approve of alcohol, let alone *offering* to take someone out for it?

I think he's figured out that wasted girls can't fight back as easily.

I hope you're wrong in this case, but you're probably not. He's seemed to figure out that's what guys do when they want to bed a woman, so he should do that too. I think he'd square raping an incapacitated woman by thinking she got drunk on his tab, so she owes him sex, and if she didn't want to have sex with him, she shouldn't have gone out with him. Wonder how he'd try to weasel out of a rape charge. Would he just try to play the "oh it was it consensual, but she's embarrassed about fucking a disabled guy, so she's lying" card, or just the total denial "I did not have sexual relations with that woman!" card?

 

[Miami]

Yikes, imagine buying a drink while out for drinks with him and having to awkwardly try to enjoy yours while he attempts to get his actually in his stomach rather than on it.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Yikes, imagine buying a drink while out for drinks with him and having to awkwardly try to enjoy yours while he attempts to get his actually in his stomach rather than on it.

I'm not sure he'd drink alcohol himself, since he considers that beneath him. He'd graciously offer to pay for her drinks, but I'm sure he'd get huffy if she ordered "too many." I would think that going out for drinks with a guy, and then he doesn't drink would be a big red flag. If he did decide to drink to not look suspicious (or try to impress her), I wonder what kind of drunk he is? Even more obnoxious? Belligerent? Happy but annoying? Inert? Now I really want to know.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Russ would shit himself if he met a "real man" in person.

Russ would run away and try to sue a real man

 

[DrJonesHat]

Russ would run away and try to sue a real man

Especially if the real man hurt his feelings. Russ's feelings are extra special you know. It's illegal to make fun of him even when he's acting underwear-on-head stupid.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

This is the first time I've ever seen Russ ask a woman out for drinks. It's always either dinner or a "shake". Since when does he approve of alcohol, let alone *offering* to take someone out for it?

I think he's figured out that wasted girls can't fight back as easily.

I'm pretty sure he's just trying out this thing he's heard called "being human". You know people always go out for drinks so he's going to try using that same line. Then when she inevitably says yes, because how can she say no to such a studly guy, he'll say something like he can't drink but he encourages her to do.

Then he tries to get her drunk so she'll agree to suck him his penis.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I'm pretty sure he's just trying out this thing he's heard called "being human". You know people always go out for drinks so he's going to try using that same line. Then when she inevitably says yes, because how can she say no to such a studly guy, he'll say something like he can't drink but he encourages her to do.

Then he tries to get her drunk so she'll agree to suck him his penis.

A 98-pound good Christian girl who has never had a drink could drink Russ under the table while remaining sober enough to resist him if he tries to force himself on her.

 

[Cryin RN]

That'll never happen. If Russhole agreed to be interviewed for a documentary, if the doco turns out to be genuinely impartial - or even if it's slightly sympathetic towards Russhole whilst still putting all the facts out there - he'd sue the producers for defamation once it's released.

A Russ documentary would be worth every penny I've ever paid Netflix. I think we're more likely to get a really saucy prestige mag article though, along the lines of "Bad Art Friend" or the Yashar Ali expose. There's definitely a narrative to spin with Russell, like a rags to worse rags story with a touch of Fatal Attraction. Mags like that love stories like Russ, they just won't do it if they think he can afford a real lawyer.

 

[DrJonesHat]

A Russ documentary would be worth every penny I've ever paid Netflix. I think we're more likely to get a really saucy prestige mag article though, along the lines of "Bad Art Friend" or the Yashar Ali expose. There's definitely a narrative to spin with Russell, like a rags to worse rags story with a touch of Fatal Attraction. Mags like that love stories like Russ, they just won't do it if they think he can afford a real lawyer.

They could say "Russell Greer plead guilty to electronic harassment and received 18 months probation and a psych eval" and he would sue because he doesn't understand how defamation works. Sure, he's lost every suit he's ever filed so far, but even if they have the law on their side, they still have to go through the hassle of retaining counsel, paying them to respond and then collecting when costs are awarded.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

They could say "Russell Greer plead guilty to electronic harassment and received 18 months probation and a psych eval" and he would sue because he doesn't understand how defamation works. Sure, he's lost every suit he's ever filed so far, but even if they have the law on their side, they still have to go through the hassle of retaining counsel, paying them to respond and then collecting when costs are awarded.

If he gets labeled vex lit it's easier to do it, also he official would be willfully making himself a public person that way making it even harder to sue for such things. Which would be hilarious itself.

 

[Pee Cola]

A Russ documentary would be worth every penny I've ever paid Netflix.

Russhole would be an ideal subject for a Louis Theroux documentary. As an added bonus, Louis wouldn't need to do anything other than let Russ explain his plights. Although I could see him getting visibly upset if Louis asked any uncomfortable questions. The resultant lolsuit against Louis and the BBC would be hilarious.

I think we're more likely to get a really saucy prestige mag article though, along the lines of "Bad Art Friend" or the Yashar Ali expose. There's definitely a narrative to spin with Russell, like a rags to worse rags story with a touch of Fatal Attraction. Mags like that love stories like Russ, they just won't do it if they think he can afford a real lawyer.

Would the target audience of the more highbrow magazines really be interested in a long-form article about Russhole? His story is probably more Rolling Stone or Vice than The New Yorker.

 

[The Dude]

Yikes, imagine buying a drink while out for drinks with him and having to awkwardly try to enjoy yours while he attempts to get his actually in his stomach rather than on it.

I don't think they serve chocolate milk and hot cocoa in bars.