Eh, it's been long enough.
-Jack says he wants to show us Super Bowl Sunday recipes, but posts it when the Superbowl is over. Hard to believe this man practically does it for free.
-Jack admits he's going to show us how to make and eat shit, as if he hasn't been doing that for years.
-Jack pretends to have friends, but then immediately admits the 16 or so people supposedly coming over are Junior's friends. I can't tell if Junior having friends is surprising or not, but obviously his apartment's too trashed to have guests so for some reason they're going to his dad's.
-Jack stammers for some reason. My theory is it's another stroke, or he just stupidly realized his "come on in close" had been said 40 seconds ago already.
-While I mull that over the stupid logo pops up.
-Jack shows us the ingredients. He spends a lot of time talking about how you can use sweet peppers instead of jalapenos for some reason. Also going to add lime juice as an "experiment" even though any idiot can tell you a bit of lime juice in spicy food usually turns out well. But Jack isn't just ANY idiot. now is he?
-Jack tells us to make boats for the filling out of the peppers but refuses to show us how Tammy does it.
-I'm confused. He tells us there's sweet peppers in case people don't like spicy food then adds a bunch of buffalo sauce to the filling? I know Frank's Red Hot isn't really spicy but Tammy probably thinks it is...never change, Jack. Hopefully Junior's friends don't devour all your Atomic Buffalo Shit.
-More spiciness since his spices look like it's predominantly powdered cayenne. "TAMMY MUST NOT EAT MY FOOD!"
-Jack thinks a mixture of cream cheese, cayenne, and the world's weakest buffalo sauce smells good and he wants to eat it right out of the bowl. Never change, Jack.
-We can't even call this Assembling with Jack anymore because he does most assembly off camera. The smokies look absolutely horrendous.
-He's so deteriorated wrapping bacon around a popper is too hard for him. He "wraps" a couple poppers, using the magic of cuts to try and convince us Tammy didn't help him.
- Jack has a whole smoker full of wings. You know, I think he might be lying about Junior bringing 16 people over, there's no way that's enough for 16 people after Jack takes his portion.
- Oh my God, this sped has poppers that aren't wrapped because Tammy probably got sick of doing it. He claims it's for people that doesn't like bacon, then wonders who doesn't like bacon. Retard, if that's the case finish wrapping your Flaming Buffalo Diarrhea.
-Jack, bar food on it's best day doesn't look beautiful, it looks edible.
-Jack claims he's not giggling like a 13 year old when he hears Atomic Buffalo Turd while stifling a giggle. Dumbass, if you think it should be named something else then call it something else! Bacon-Wrapped Jalapeno Poppers, see how easy that was?!
-Jack says he never had it and isn't sure if he's going to make it again. Jack, you're going to like it, stop pretending you're not some fat fuck who never eats this stuff.
-Lol, he cuts so we can't see his actual reaction to the taste after shoving the whole turd in his mouth.
-Jack tries to pretend he's an actual food critic by breaking down the flavors of the different ingredients and how they work together, the texture and mouthfeel and the depth of flavor. Nah, just kidding! He lists the ingredients and burbles " tastes really good" except for the "amazing" bacon.
-He's on the fence about making these again, which is a half truth. Tammy's the one who prepares and cooks this shit, mushbrain just holds the camera.
-Jack wants me to try it out and tell him what I think, but unlike him I stick to my diet.
