Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

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Should Luna be moved to Deathfats?

  • No, shes just big boned

    Votes: 292 45.5%
  • Yes, she has more rolls than a bakery

    Votes: 350 54.5%

  • Total voters
    642
Man y’all, the fat jokes just write themselves at this point. Few pages back someone said Luna is her own best troll, and holy fuck truer words never spoken.
this is just her not taking care of anything or having some BPD metldown and breaking it. Could have been Lurch too. Also love trying to buy new furniture while in the middle of being evicted. She really does not think anything will happen to her in the future.
 
an instagram post i don't recall seeing here
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Man y’all, the fat jokes just write themselves at this point. Few pages back someone said Luna is her own best troll, and holy fuck truer words never spoken.
I know this is Luna but Christ, how did she get the chair that dirty in such a short period of time?
 
I know this is Luna but Christ, how did she get the chair that dirty in such a short period of time?
It's not like how normal people get things dirty because they spilled something or had mud on their shoes, it's the ambient filth of the apartment. Everything it's ever touched, the floor, the wall, every piece of clothing that's sat on it, grimey hands, has been encrusted with dirt that rubbed off on it every minute of every day.
 
Imagine the true love and forethought that Lurch has for Luna by commemorating his seventh Valentine’s Day as a 41-year old man to his almost-26-year old groomed teen gf with a:

• Cheap $2 gold-plated necklace that was absolutely lifted from an immigrant hustling merchandise on a sidewalk that will indubitably tarnish and leave green residue on her skin before the end of this sentence.
• Cheap stuffed animal from a rotating rack of $14 stuffed animals in the greeting card aisle of a CVS.
• Whatever the cheapest and most basic Valentine’s Day card was closest to said display of small stuffed animals, with an couple sentence note added as an afterthought that is somehow less personal and sentimental than the cursory thank you notes one typically writes to one’s college professors for providing helpful assignment feedback.
 
Imagine the true love and forethought that Lurch has for Luna by commemorating his seventh Valentine’s Day as a 41-year old man to his almost-26-year old groomed teen gf with a:

• Cheap $2 gold-plated necklace that was absolutely lifted from an immigrant hustling merchandise on a sidewalk that will indubitably tarnish and leave green residue on her skin before the end of this sentence.
• Cheap stuffed animal from a rotating rack of $14 stuffed animals in the greeting card aisle of a CVS.
• Whatever the cheapest and most basic Valentine’s Day card was closest to said display of small stuffed animals, with an couple sentence note added as an afterthought that is somehow less personal and sentimental than the cursory thank you notes one typically writes to one’s college professors for providing helpful assignment feedback.
As opposed to what? A fucking BMW? They aredrug addled jobless freaks.
They are poor squatting drug addicts lol fucks sake sometimes you all are way too petty.
 
Did she put literally _all_ of her hygiene products on display at the bathroom sink, in an attempt to... Show off?

Well, at least we can see that they have the resources to keep themselves (and probably their surroundings as well) clean.
They just don't give a shit about it :/

I'm a little impressed by the four toothbrushes though.
But their condition do not witness about any heavy use... Surprise, surprise.
 
Did she put literally _all_ of her hygiene products on display at the bathroom sink, in an attempt to... Show off?

Well, at least we can see that they have the resources to keep themselves (and probably their surroundings as well) clean.
They just don't give a shit about it :/

I'm a little impressed by the four toothbrushes though.
But their condition do not witness about any heavy use... Surprise, surprise.
She at least could have positioned it all better to hide that nice stripe of grime behind the sink.
 
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