Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

[BoobWhiskers]

That sure is another skinny, conventionally attractive white girl being used as Jude's advertisement again, huh? Where's all the pictures of her good-looking landwhale buddies? Where's that XXXXXXXXXL rep, Jude?

That aside, what the fuck is going on in this pic? Trying to figure out if this was taken in a lit room with nighttime in the background and the chick kind of vaguely reflected on a window, or if the entire background had a blue filter dropped over it to be artsy or something. Either way I spend a lot more time pondering the background compared to looking at the actual subject. Wierd choices as usual.

 

[JerkyPirate]

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That sure is another skinny, conventionally attractive white girl being used as Jude's advertisement again, huh? Where's all the pictures of her good-looking landwhale buddies? Where's that XXXXXXXXXL rep, Jude?

That aside, what the fuck is going on in this pic? Trying to figure out if this was taken in a lit room with nighttime in the background and the chick kind of vaguely reflected on a window, or if the entire background had a blue filter dropped over it to be artsy or something. Either way I spend a lot more time pondering the background compared to looking at the actual subject. Wierd choices as usual.

Legit thought this was like a glamor shot of her abuela from the 70s. Great eye there Jude.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

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That sure is another skinny, conventionally attractive white girl being used as Jude's advertisement again, huh? Where's all the pictures of her good-looking landwhale buddies? Where's that XXXXXXXXXL rep, Jude?

That aside, what the fuck is going on in this pic? Trying to figure out if this was taken in a lit room with nighttime in the background and the chick kind of vaguely reflected on a window, or if the entire background had a blue filter dropped over it to be artsy or something. Either way I spend a lot more time pondering the background compared to looking at the actual subject. Wierd choices as usual.

I can't stop looking at that plant touching her neck. It makes me uncomfortable just looking at it. In fact, I didn't even notice she was reflected in the background because that plant/neck situation was all I could focus on when I first looked at it.

I would honestly ask a random person on the street to take my photo before I'd hire Jude to do it. There's a chance a random person could take a decent photo of you. Your chances with Jude are zero.

 

[PurpleEater]

Just is such an obvious manipulator and it's fascinating to watch during this pathetic attempt at a rebrand. Everything she says is complete bullshit coated in layers of nonsense with no substance behind it, just like how she's trying desperately to manipulate people into paying outrageous fees to take what appear to be vanity shots (I mean, she doesn't seem to be offering photos for events or special occasions, just for randoms to bring out their ~inner magic whatever that means) by once again using her identity as argument for hiring her (she's queer! she's latinx! she's fat!).

What's funny as hell about this arc, as pretty much everyone has been pointing out, is how Jude's lack of organic following is really exposing how much of a talentless nobody loser she is. Unlike on Twitch and Twitter, where she could tap into the rants and ramblings of the unhinged genderspecial crazy NEET crowd and maintain a modest following based on IdPol points, Instagram is a visual-driven medium and you need to produce GOOD VISUAL CONTENT to stand out. Sure, there are some genderspecial wokeist Instagram accounts that do well, but they're also professional-looking compared to Jude and generally have original and creative if not insanely bizarre content to read through. Like most narcissists, I've also noticed that Jude loves using the buzzword "trauma" (which could mean anything in these circles, even a bad day) and the "I went through so much in my life" narrative to cover up her bad behavior and distract people from her misdeeds. What about Bran's trauma, Jude? What about when you bullied those autistic kids in your chat, bullied people at school, and essentially employed a shrieking harpy Asian Karen as your minion to do your dirty work? She has zero empathy for other people and it's evident in every navel-gazing, woe is me post like this she reshares:

Jude shut the fuck up (but also keep going because I love laughing at you).

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

You know, most people who love photography, who are either actual professionals or who are trying to become better at it, post a lot of "I tested some lighting stuff/new backdrop/costume/makeup look at these pics yay!" From Judy there's nothing. She has 2 pretty cats she could shoot just for lulz and play around with Photoshop/Lightroom.

But then again, she doesn't have a passion for photography, she has a passion for getting just enough money to buy trinkets and ugly illfitting clothing.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Spoiler: Jude Gets Inspiration

Spoiler: Other Things

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Ya know, suddenly I remembered this while going through her 'inspiration' dump:


Looks like that shit didn't happen. I wonder if she even remembers it.

 

[TastyColours]

You know, most people who love photography, who are either actual professionals or who are trying to become better at it, post a lot of "I tested some lighting stuff/new backdrop/costume/makeup look at these pics yay!" From Judy there's nothing. She has 2 pretty cats she could shoot just for lulz and play around with Photoshop/Lightroom.

But then again, she doesn't have a passion for photography, she has a passion for getting just enough money to buy trinkets and ugly illfitting clothing.

Yup. There are also tons of "photo-a-day" challenges to help with perspective, creativity, lighting, you name it. She could do those on her Instagram and engage her followers to join. She's doing nothing to engage.

Spoiler: Engaging elderly parents

I do monthly photo a day challenges with my dad. He is a fabulous amateur photographer. The photo a day keeps us engaged and makes for hilarious photos as we try to out do one another.

edit - spelling

edit because:

FFS.

 

[For The Internet]

If Jude wants engagement and followers she could easily find a monthly challenge with a picture a day, preferably one that's currently trending with the photography crowd. If she can't find a current challenge, find a current trend and participate in that. If she can't find a current trend or challenge, go back to old ones. It might not bring in new followers like a current thing would but it would generate content, which she is desperately in need of.

As a self-proclaimed creative she doesn't need to go far on IG to find something she can do, even from home, that will generate interest and content. It's especially important if she's trying to sell sessions.

Goddamn, you need to be trying to fail so hard on Instagram.

 

[inquizadoor]

Every time she reposts in this group she gets less and less interaction. It appears she deleted tha last couple of listing before this.

The only like is from this person. A relative?

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

I can't get over that she lives in fucking BROOKLYN of all places. Bitch has unique and interesting spots within few blocks from her apartment. She could just probably waddle downstairs and sit by the road and get some interesting shots.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Jude needs more inspiration despite being super creative

 

[inquizadoor]

Jude needs more inspiration despite being super creative
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She says that like she's not LITERALLY ALWAYS AT HOME

 

[JambledUpWords]

 

[Putin Bot]

I don't speak Spanish, but do I detect the Spanish language on her Insta posts? Like, "del modo de creation" (which means in creation mode or something) and "escribe algo" (write something).

Interesting, because didn't she ban people from speaking Spanish in her chats when she was on Twitch? Well, at least she understands if she wants to LARP as a brujeria, she has to play up her hispanic side, since being hispanic or POC is a basic component of the entire premise.

Also, I am very disturbed at how saggy and far apart Jude's boobs are, especially since she's only in her mid 20s!

 

[JambledUpWords]

I don't speak Spanish, but do I detect the Spanish language on her Insta posts? Like, "del modo de creation" (which means in creation mode or something) and "escribe algo" (write something).

Interesting, because didn't she ban people from speaking Spanish in her chats when she was on Twitch? Well, at least she understands if she wants to LARP as a brujeria, she has to play up her hispanic side, since being hispanic or POC is a basic component of the entire premise.

Also, I am very disturbed at how saggy and far apart Jude's boobs are, especially since she's only in her mid 20s!

That’s because I set my phone to Spanish to practice it more often. Jude didn’t do it, that’s just me because when you change the language on your phone, the language on other apps changes too.

 

[Putin Bot]

That’s because I set my phone to Spanish to practice it more often. Jude didn’t do it, that’s just me because when you change the language on your phone, the language on other apps changes too.

Ah! Thanks for the clarification. I'm of the camp that Jude might be able to speak Spanish, but she never bothered to learn how to write fluently in it, so I was super confused there for a minute, and actually had the that Jude was trying to appeal to other hispanics in order to get more followers and used google translate or something.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Ah! Thanks for the clarification. I'm of the camp that Jude might be able to speak Spanish, but she never bothered to learn how to write fluently in it, so I was super confused there for a minute, and actually had the that Jude was trying to appeal to other hispanics in order to get more followers and used google translate or something.

If Jude were smart, she’d do that. If she just did bilingual content, she could get more followers and they would be less likely to notice that this rebrand attempt is because she got cancelled. Doing only English lessens her chances of getting new people to buy her offerings, as they are more likely to have come across that drama. I also just want to see Jude try and become some Latina stereotype because that would be a funny arc, as Jude is pretty much a basic white girl on the inside.

 

[GrouchiCorn]

how the hell did Jude get covid? Bitch never goes anywhere

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Probably a dasher had it.