Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Pat is about to engage in some introspection, this should be interesting...

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Oh wait, he just oinks about Trump for a few tweets. Never mind.

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Hey, remember when your friend cucked you and left with your wife and daughter? The internet remembers:

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Have we added "civil engineering" to the list of things Fat Rick knows nothing about?
Man, an extensive list of things Fatrick is an expert in despite clearly not knowing the first thing about... How is he so much like moviebob but somehow omits the exasperating and exhausting to follow part?
 
Pat is literally the only cow on this site that makes me alog. Every single one of his stories are so f-ing stupid and how he manages to get anyone to believe them is beyond me.

I've been a doorman while in the military and then later in college. I've done everything from strip clubs/gay night clubs/cowboy bars, to larger events like music festivals and beer fests.

Someone like Pat would be blacklisted from every restaurant/bar/night club in his general area if any of his Fight Club fanfiction stories were true. Owners and staff don't like people volunteering to be security. A drink guy helping out isn't help. It's making a bad scene much worse. It's akin to Pat claiming that he regularly helps cops make arrests when he drinks.

No place wants to get the reputation of a shit kicking saloon. You don't make money scaring off clientele that pay their tabs and don't start shit. You can't get quality staff if your employees are worried about some random fat guy starting fights. And you sure as shit don't want the cops regularly showing up because then the licensing board gets involved.

Shit kicking bars are money pits. The only way they stay open is when the owner is doing shady shit like allowing drugs being sold out of the kitchen. And if you are doing that, you won't last long.

And those places are certainly not allowing some dork to sit there all day long blogging from the bar in between reenactments from his favorite scenes of "Roadhouse".
I think he adds plausible deniability by making most of his stories about how he uses his intellectual superiority, rapier wit and intimidating stature to intimidate his wouldbe foes, rather than actually fighting.

Still, I can't imagine some weird fat guy bitching out people in your bar would be very good for business.
 
The idea of this repugnant piece of shit handling firearms is unnerving. I could definitely picture an ND being his end because he is stupid and fat.

Also of course he would shit on service workers. Perform all the mental gymnastics you want Rick, these people already have immense value compared to yourself, one who uses the most asinine and juvenile concepts for the literary equivalent of 'remember when, but now barely legible and shittier'.
 
Wordle answers aren't the only things that the pests found today. The lawyer behind Pat's failed lawsuit was let go from his law firm last month:

Minc Law's banner in December, Brinton Resto (Pat's former lawyer) on the right:

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Minc Law's banner today:

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Minc Law is advertising for Brinton's replacement:


Meanwhile, Brinton has formed his own firm, Resto Legal.


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Brags about six figure losses settlements:

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The idea of this repugnant piece of shit handling firearms is unnerving. I could definitely picture an ND being his end because he is stupid and fat.

Also of course he would shit on service workers. Perform all the mental gymnastics you want Rick, these people already have immense value compared to yourself, one who uses the most asinine and juvenile concepts for the literary equivalent of 'remember when, but now barely legible and shittier'.
Let's hope someone convinces him to use an AIWB holster and in a drunken stupor he shoots his junk.

Highly, highly optimistic, but a guy can dream.
 
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"Adult man" shows off his Nerf gun. Why does he have a Nerf gun you ask? He shoots it at the TV when republican politicians are shown. Yes, he's actually bragged about this.

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“This is my nerf gun. There are many like it, but this one is mine. You can tell it is mine because my name is on it. My nerf gun is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life."

Nice finger painting skills, Piggy. And you paint models? You can be certain Piggy has name tags sewn into every pair of underwear he owns.

What else does one expect from a wretched slab of rancid bacon? Apart from fat. Always fat.
 
Working retail is beneath me, child. A real man lives off his wife's income.

If Fat really retained everything he read, he'd remember that the Christian crusades happened hundreds of years before oil became a valuable commodity that reshaped the Middle East. If Fat retained everything he read, then he wouldn't constantly be butchering common sayings ('through a force of will' vs. 'through sheer force of will'). If he retained everything he read, than he'd be able to flesh out the above argument with details from the book. I do believe he's the slowest reader in the world, though, and that he's therefore very poorly exposed to literature. Notably, his pop culture references were all from visual or audible media: the Wolverines (80's band), the three stooges, Star Wars, teenage mutant ninja turtles... For the references that were adapted from books (Harry Potter, The Wizard of Oz), you know he watched the movie instead of reading the book. He doesn't read deliberately; he reads with great difficulty, and calling the fact that he has to reread the same page 3 times to remember anything 'deliberate' is a massive cope.

Also, only total douchebags call entry level jobs 'beneath' them. It lets you know he's a total ass to serving staff because they'd have to be beneath him, if they're willing to take such a menial job. It's possible to communicate reasons for quitting a job after one shift without being a dick towards the people who work that job. You say, 'My oppositional-defiant disorder meant I didn't work well with the micro-managing culture of retail,' or 'I needed a more challenging job to keep me engaged, so I really respect the people who can endure that kind of tedium.' He needs every statement he makes to let the reader know he's better than someone, and that's why he's so hateable.
If he really retained everything he read he wouldn't have spelled Ebenezer Scrooge's name wrong every single time in his shitty fanfic draft.

I mean, unless he's only ever watched A Christmas Carol, but surely Mr Too-Good-For-Target isn't so low-brow as to have not read the book.
 
There's a potential happening that I missed today. About 6 hours ago Pat's piss stained teeth tweeted out that he attended Hooligans, Pat's favorite bar.

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The guy behind the account hasn't posted anything about it to the OnAForums yet. I'm pretty sure I know who is behind this account, he messes with Pat constantly and only posts about it on the OnAForums occasionally so it could be real or fake at this point.

Pat's other possessions weigh in:

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