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When will Jack drop dead?

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I disagree because there is never any good reason to use this shit, and if you are using five pounds of it at a time, it's a major ingredient, don't mess it up with sawdust and cellulose and whatever other weird shit goes into that bagged crap. Buy five pound blocks, shred them yourself, by hand if necessary.
Wholly agreed. There is no dish where the time saved by using preshredded cheese turns out even acceptable.
 
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You move more than Bruce Banner. I suspect you have a big green secret in your closet.
 
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I'm going to be super brave here and say that pre-shredded cheese is actually just fine. Well when I am making potatoes au gratin or a nice mac and cheese, then yes I am going to buy several different kinds of cheese and grate them on my box by hand, because it actually does taste better and melts like real cheese should. But if I am just making chili or something and want a topping for extra flavor, I am going to use preshredded because fuck having to do the extra dishes.
 
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Is that real? Because if it is, that is fantastic. He's insulting himself AND his mutt father.

Back to cheese, holy shit I miss Cabot. I used to buy their white bricks, it was just the best. Now I'm buying some no named cheese shred that makes me wonder why I even bother. It's a blue bag, and the logo looks like "even our cows give zero fucks about this cheese"
Just checked, it's "Wisconsin Premium" which is a lie.
 
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He 100% looks like a stereotypical urban wigger douche.

>Sleeveless shirts 24/7
>All kinds of tattoos (sorry, I'm not a fan of them)
>"What the fuck is leg day? When the kids get out of seminary in their shorts?"
>Nigger hat with nigger writing on it
>Retardly big nigger headphones over the nigger hat
>Not shown, but on my mother's eyes I know he's wearing some bigass novelty sneakers, probably physician authorized
>At least 3 Jesus-related accessories somewhere
 
You can barely see it in the video, but the peppers are burnt to hell. Not blistered, but charred.

Also "I know people don't like spicy stuff" then proceeded to dump in buffalo sauce into the cheese, enough to where his assblasted taste buds can recognize it.
Eh, Franks isn’t all that hot. I know Tammy’s pissbaby pallet can probably handle it. If you really want to amp it up, add some cayenne pepper to it and let it simmer a bit. Jack is too lazy for that though. ME WANT PEPPER NOW.
 
Unpopular opinion which HHH got the ball rolling on. But I will go even farther and say I use that shit for most things. I understand its properties and make it work. CeLluLoSe is not a bogeyman.

There is nothing wrong with shredded cheese. If you like it for any particular applications or even most, that is fine, go for it. Every time it gets brought up y'all circle jerk about it being the devil incarnate. This time around, it wasn't even in a Jack recipe, someone just randomly invoked it. And now we have 5 pages of sperging. Again. Cheese preference is the absolute weirdest thing to try to assert superiority about, in a thread about a man with far greater sins. Can we at least wait for the next time he uses it in a recipe to derail a thread over.
 
Jack has a tray for eating in this one that goes on the steering wheel of the car. If I ever found myself looking to buy one of those I would immediately start questioning my life choices.
Was Jack just trying to come up with his own catch phrase here or do people actually say boom doggity?
They do not, Jack is invoking the slang of a bygone age through the filter of permanently misfiring neurons.
 
Jack has a tray for eating in this one that goes on the steering wheel of the car. If I ever found myself looking to buy one of those I would immediately start questioning my life choices.
Was Jack just trying to come up with his own catch phrase here or do people actually say boom doggity?
This is the same type of tray table Ken Domik has. Jack can’t be bothered to take the time to research whether or not it will work with his vehicle’s steering wheel, let alone the fact that his gunt is too wide for it to work properly anyway.
 
Unpopular opinion. But Jr has the looks to be attractive. Unfortunately he's his fathers son, he's a wigger, has the dad bod and has a shit personality.
Only reason why it's unpopular is because the thread's infested with A-Loggers (and before anyone says Jack's impossible to A-Log, compare his somewhat infuriating fake Christian boomerposts to the genocidal ramblings of Bob Chipman and the actual racism of Stormfront and cash me outside). Junior is not a manlet, has an okay frame, and his face is masculine enough. Of course, he's so incredibly immature and he looks like a bitch (no squint, total smoothness) since he avoids challenge like the plague. Sadly, he could have avoided looking like a bitch had he stayed apprenticed to his grandpa.

Now let's compare Garret. Dude's just ugly. He looks like his dad, poor slob. He has terrible fashion sense and his tattoos are just horrible. Yet he's banging 7/10 QT3.14s. Why? Because he looks like a man. In fact, he looks like a man more than Jack himself. He should probably ease up on the weed, but he's got his shit together so who am I to judge? Junior's lucky he snagged a naïve girl next door who he doesn't know any better, because I can guarantee if she had met her own Jim Traynor (not even fucked, just MET) before Junior she never would've married Junior. Too bad Brianna's blowing up like a balloon, she has a cute face.
 
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What happened to staying in your lane, Jack?
That applies to everybody except him because he's a douche like his son.

Jack has a tray for eating in this one that goes on the steering wheel of the car. If I ever found myself looking to buy one of those I would immediately start questioning my life choices.
Was Jack just trying to come up with his own catch phrase here or do people actually say boom doggity?

And of course huge bites of these things, bread isn't keto and he loves the one that had the most meat and hated the one that had the least amount. Showing that once again he's a glutton who only wants large portions and large amounts of meat in his belly.
 
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