Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[George Floyd Sneed]

We’ve seen the kind of groupies who gravitate towards Lowtax. I’m not sure anyone would want any of them outside of even more desperate goons.

To build on this further, even serial killers have groupies. Nick Fuentes, a catboy homosexual who REEs loudly when a girl hits on him, has female groupies in spite of his obvious homosexuality. Even Ethan Ralph gets the occasional bit of interest, horrific as that seems. I guess I’m just saying that it’s not surprising that Lowtax gets the occasional groupie here and there and it’s not really due to any kind of charisma or magnetism. I think any guy who has even a little bit of popularity and notoriety can get e-girls. Add in showing hints of an upper middle class lifestyle and now he gets the groupies who hope to be the next Mrs. Lowtax, as we saw with crazyellow, Lady Ambien, Logan Day, Ren Shaye, and non-methmouth Mandy.

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

To build on this further, even serial killers have groupies. Nick Fuentes, a catboy homosexual who REEs loudly when a girl hits on him, has female groupies in spite of his obvious homosexuality. Even Ethan Ralph gets the occasional bit of interest, horrific as that seems. I guess I’m just saying that it’s not surprising that Lowtax gets the occasional groupie here and there and it’s not really due to any kind of charisma or magnetism. I think any guy who has even a little bit of popularity and notoriety can get e-girls. Add in showing hints of an upper middle class lifestyle and now he gets the groupies who hope to be the next Mrs. Lowtax, as we saw with crazyellow, Lady Ambien, Logan Day, Ren Shaye, and non-methmouth Mandy.

I figure them all for whalers with Amazon wishlists ready to share, hoping to catch the eye of some insecure, mentally fucked up very-online with measurable ad revenue.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

To build on this further, even serial killers have groupies. Nick Fuentes, a catboy homosexual who REEs loudly when a girl hits on him, has female groupies in spite of his obvious homosexuality. Even Ethan Ralph gets the occasional bit of interest, horrific as that seems. I guess I’m just saying that it’s not surprising that Lowtax gets the occasional groupie here and there and it’s not really due to any kind of charisma or magnetism. I think any guy who has even a little bit of popularity and notoriety can get e-girls. Add in showing hints of an upper middle class lifestyle and now he gets the groupies who hope to be the next Mrs. Lowtax, as we saw with crazyellow, Lady Ambien, Logan Day, Ren Shaye, and non-methmouth Mandy.

I like how you are still refering to Lowtax in the present tense. Holdin on to that feeling.

 

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I see the new OP isn't linked to at all in the original OP.

 

[Spunt]

I see the new OP isn't linked to at all in the original OP.

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Thanks dude, Null said he was going to sort it out but then the DDoS happened and I'm sure he's got better things to do rn.

 

[ellroy]

A+ write up dude. Should almost just close the thread now as theses posts serve as a nice "alpha and omega" to the Lowtax saga. When he shows up again licking toes of proud Latinxes in Argentina, we can return to the hunt like the Mossad.

The thread should remain open in case one of Lowtax's family members decides to come here to bash or defend his legacy. Ashli definitely lurked here during the divorce. Small likelihood but stranger things have happened.

I'm really hoping his daughters are reading this thread so they won't blame themselves for his suicide.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

I just hope LowT's estate sells the rights to Doom House to Uwe Boll, and he makes the movie LowT always wanted to make. That would be the perfect capstone to the Lowtax saga.

 

[Maude Snew]

I just hope LowT's estate sells the rights to Doom House to Uwe Boll, and he makes the movie LowT always wanted to make. That would be the perfect capstone to the Lowtax saga.

Eh, Boll sucks now which weirdly means he got better at making movies so it's not as funny anymore just mediocre boring shit. Not even sure if he still does a lot of 'em and that tax loophole has been gone for a while now.

 

[AnOminous]

I think it's funny that Low-T became an hero.

Am I evil? Or just a dick? Or am I even an evil dick?

 

[ellroy]

I just hope LowT's estate sells the rights to Doom House to Uwe Boll, and he makes the movie LowT always wanted to make. That would be the perfect capstone to the Lowtax saga.

I always thought Lowtax's wacky zany ironic life would make for a good miniseries detailing his rise and fall. Although most streaming services these days are so pozzed that the most entertaining (and most accurate) version of this story would never get told and it would be some shitty normie "comedy".

Maybe in 20 years when Lowtax's daughters are old enough and in need of cash without having to deal with Grandma Carol in court, they'll sell and the atmosphere in entertainment will be different.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

I think it's funny that Low-T became an hero.

Am I evil? Or just a dick? Or am I even an evil dick?

It's hard not to feel a little bit of schadenfreude when looking at LowT. I have never seen anyone squander so much opportunity in his life. From flunking out of one of the most exclusive universities in the country, to squandering the goodwill of tens of thousands of goons, to squandering a $13 mil buyout, to squandering all of his business and personal relationships, and even squandering the unconditional love of his children. It's a tale that has it all!

Not to mention all the smooth brain bone head ideas he had for his website. Like he and Logan thought he could revitalize his website by asking people to work for free. It's not 2003 anymore, there are so many avenues to self-promote and self-publish these days. If you even had a modicum of talent and self respect, why would you work for free and sully your work by associating it with a dead, gay website that has been tainted by allegations of abuse and pedophilia? Your brand is important, you'd think a marketing wankateer like Logan would understand that. I guess she isn't very good at her job!

In closing, LowT's life is a story for the ages. The tragic tale of the man who got everything he ever wanted, but never learned the secret to happiness isn't getting what you want, but wanting what you have.

 

[Brain Problems]

Like he and Logan thought he could revitalize his website by asking people to work for free. It's not 2003 anymore, there are so many avenues to self-promote and self-publish these days. If you even had a modicum of talent and self respect, why would you work for free and sully your work by associating it with a dead, gay website that has been tainted by allegations of abuse and pedophilia? Your brand is important, you'd think a marketing wankateer like Logan would understand that.

That's what absolutely confuses me. The dude was pulling in healthy amounts of cash and could have hired people and built a goddamn business but he was too cheap, zany, vindictive, and lazy to bother. Like, you could have gone on auto-pilot and hired people to do it all for you and it would have been easy even, spend some money to make money and just show up and get your ass kissed every now and then while collecting cheques.

Golden goose and Richard didn't strangle it, he let it die of starvation and then get throat fucked by communist trannies.

 

[Back me up!]

That's what absolutely confuses me. The dude was pulling in healthy amounts of cash and could have hired people and built a goddamn business but he was too cheap, zany, vindictive, and lazy to bother. Like, you could have gone on auto-pilot and hired people to do it all for you and it would have been easy even, spend some money to make money and just show up and get your ass kissed every now and then while collecting cheques.

Golden goose and Richard didn't strangle it, he let it die of starvation and then get throat fucked by communist trannies.

Well, Rich DID hire some one, but the dude robbed him blind cause Rich was too lazy and passive to actually bring the hammer down on raidum when none of his shit worked/came to fruition. And then ZDR scammed him and goons as well.

 

[AnOminous]

Like, you could have gone on auto-pilot and hired people to do it all for you and it would have been easy even, spend some money to make money and just show up and get your ass kissed every now and then while collecting cheques.

Even if they embezzled half the money coming in he'd still have made more.

 

[Mepsi Pax]

I would differ with the tone in the closing segment of spunt's good recap, where it says lowtax stupidly killed himself instead of simply taking care of his kid/s or whatever, like suffering it out was no big deal. This position is also fairly common when people are looking at suicides in general.

It may all have been his fault and stupid and lazy and etc. etc. but even before that final judgement was rendered this guy was in deep shit. He was basically a middle-aged man with no skills, serious addiction issues, and health problems. He had already lost ready access to the only 'trade' he ever had, and his prospects were bleak. All his wives were gone and at least some of his kids didn't want to see him.

Then the judgements came down - look at all that shit! 2.5 years of back alimony at $6500/month? That would take over a decade to pay off on a median wage just by itself, and that's assuming you lived like a chinaman. That judgement is strictly punitive (rightly or wrongly) and not reflective of existing realities. Add in all the rest and it's gotta be approaching half a million... then you have continuing child support and shit. It's a financial death sentence, with XX years on death row. That'd be brutal for someone with a successful career, never mind a 50-year-old dropout.

At best, the rest of his life would have consisted of doing some kind of tedious computer work while living in a 1-bedroom hole, dodging as many obligations as he could to save pennies for more lawyers to fight judgements and declare bankruptcies. If he made it to retirement free and clear, he'd be stuck in another SS-funded hole eating ramen and taking the bus to endless doctor's appointments at the medicare clinic.

Suicide was a fantastic option. Of all the suicides I've ever heard about, this one is squarely in the "reasonable" category right alongside quadruple amputees and deformed homeless midget trannies. The guy had a great run, he even had THREE kids - which has gotta be 99th percentile for all forums users, many of whom haven't even had sex. He lived high and fat, fucking random broads and driving a race car. It's a nigger's existence, but he did it well in a nation that's full of far less successful ones. If he was like 10 years older at the end it would have been a real blowout, the entirety of his useful life spent in frivolous debauchery.

He lived a soft, degenerate life AND had the courage to put a gun in his mouth when he knew it was all over. I can respect that. It's a different kind of courage from that which enables someone to endure a miserable existence. It's not easy to pull the trigger. It's far more pathetic to crawl and whine and feebly drink yourself to death.

 

[Bees]

I would differ with the tone in the closing segment of spunt's good recap, where it says lowtax stupidly killed himself instead of simply taking care of his kid/s or whatever, like suffering it out was no big deal. This position is also fairly common when people are looking at suicides in general.

It may all have been his fault and stupid and lazy and etc. etc. but even before that final judgement was rendered this guy was in deep shit. He was basically a middle-aged man with no skills, serious addiction issues, and health problems. He had already lost ready access to the only 'trade' he ever had, and his prospects were bleak. All his wives were gone and at least some of his kids didn't want to see him.

Then the judgements came down - look at all that shit! 2.5 years of back alimony at $6500/month? That would take over a decade to pay off on a median wage just by itself, and that's assuming you lived like a chinaman. That judgement is strictly punitive (rightly or wrongly) and not reflective of existing realities. Add in all the rest and it's gotta be approaching half a million... then you have continuing child support and shit. It's a financial death sentence, with XX years on death row. That'd be brutal for someone with a successful career, never mind a 50-year-old dropout.

At best, the rest of his life would have consisted of doing some kind of tedious computer work while living in a 1-bedroom hole, dodging as many obligations as he could to save pennies for more lawyers to fight judgements and declare bankruptcies. If he made it to retirement free and clear, he'd be stuck in another SS-funded hole eating ramen and taking the bus to endless doctor's appointments at the medicare clinic.

Suicide was a fantastic option. Of all the suicides I've ever heard about, this one is squarely in the "reasonable" category right alongside quadruple amputees and deformed homeless midget trannies. The guy had a great run, he even had THREE kids - which has gotta be 99th percentile for all forums users, many of whom haven't even had sex. He lived high and fat, fucking random broads and driving a race car. It's a nigger's existence, but he did it well in a nation that's full of far less successful ones. If he was like 10 years older at the end it would have been a real blowout, the entirety of his useful life spent in frivolous debauchery.

He lived a soft, degenerate life AND had the courage to put a gun in his mouth when he knew it was all over. I can respect that. It's a different kind of courage from that which enables someone to endure a miserable existence. It's not easy to pull the trigger. It's far more pathetic to crawl and whine and feebly drink yourself to death.

Yes, but this scenario assumes he’d be successfully compelled to pay, and forgets he has a rich mom.

 

[AnOminous]

Then the judgements came down - look at all that shit! 2.5 years of back alimony at $6500/month?

Maybe if he hadn't spitefully squandered every dime he had just to fuck over his own kids, he could have paid it.

 

[Ghostse]

I would differ with the tone in the closing segment of spunt's good recap, where it says lowtax stupidly killed himself instead of simply taking care of his kid/s or whatever, like suffering it out was no big deal. This position is also fairly common when people are looking at suicides in general.

It may all have been his fault and stupid and lazy and etc. etc. but even before that final judgement was rendered this guy was in deep shit. He was basically a middle-aged man with no skills, serious addiction issues, and health problems. He had already lost ready access to the only 'trade' he ever had, and his prospects were bleak. All his wives were gone and at least some of his kids didn't want to see him.

Then the judgements came down - look at all that shit! 2.5 years of back alimony at $6500/month? That would take over a decade to pay off on a median wage just by itself, and that's assuming you lived like a chinaman. That judgement is strictly punitive (rightly or wrongly) and not reflective of existing realities. Add in all the rest and it's gotta be approaching half a million... then you have continuing child support and shit. It's a financial death sentence, with XX years on death row. That'd be brutal for someone with a successful career, never mind a 50-year-old dropout.

At best, the rest of his life would have consisted of doing some kind of tedious computer work while living in a 1-bedroom hole, dodging as many obligations as he could to save pennies for more lawyers to fight judgements and declare bankruptcies. If he made it to retirement free and clear, he'd be stuck in another SS-funded hole eating ramen and taking the bus to endless doctor's appointments at the medicare clinic.

Suicide was a fantastic option. Of all the suicides I've ever heard about, this one is squarely in the "reasonable" category right alongside quadruple amputees and deformed homeless midget trannies. The guy had a great run, he even had THREE kids - which has gotta be 99th percentile for all forums users, many of whom haven't even had sex. He lived high and fat, fucking random broads and driving a race car. It's a nigger's existence, but he did it well in a nation that's full of far less successful ones. If he was like 10 years older at the end it would have been a real blowout, the entirety of his useful life spent in frivolous debauchery.

He lived a soft, degenerate life AND had the courage to put a gun in his mouth when he knew it was all over. I can respect that. It's a different kind of courage from that which enables someone to endure a miserable existence. It's not easy to pull the trigger. It's far more pathetic to crawl and whine and feebly drink yourself to death.

I agree that Lowtax's suicide was the right choice and the only downside was he didn't do it at any earlier point over the past two decades.

your treatise forgets that Lowtax had the money to pay the judgement, he just squandered it willingly and purposely which is why the judge shoved his balls into the blender. He didn't even do anything fun with the money, he blew it on fucking Hearthstone. He could have at least bought a tesla, set it to autodrive to his ex-wife's house (pick whichever one), and blew his brains out as soon as he was close enough to make it on a single charge so his headless corpse driving down the highway in his blood-splattered tesla would have made a decent "Holy shit" news story.

Lowtax could have also not let himself be cucked off his own forum and sold them for more than $450,000. He could have not beat his side chick. He could have not had his bat-shit bipolar side piece move into his home in BFE during pandemic. He could have not been a complete cockwart to Maplewife as she fled with their kid and maybe she would have taken a less punative settlement. He could have not abandoned his wife and child for a month over the holidays to fuck his bipolar side piece. He could have divorced his wife before going to fuck his sidepiece. He could have not abused his wife. He could have not married maple wife and only had child support. He could have not raw-dogged maple wife.

He had chance after chance to NOT fuck up his own life. If he had not immediately wasted every dollar he wrung from his paypigs, he could have still fucked up his life and would still have money to live on.

And all this forgets he STILL had rich mom to sponge off of. He also had his sister would I can only imagine hates him but wouldn't want him living in the gutter.
He didn't suicide out of a brave stand against an unfair system. He an hero'd because he was a little bitch and couldn't live without mailorder pies and GTR leases.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Maybe if he hadn't spitefully squandered every dime he had just to fuck over his own kids, he could have paid it.

That's one of the things that I find incredible: He was ordered to pay roughly $200k between the lump sum and the monthly alimony. Had he not pissed away the $450k he was paid for SA, even taking into account taxes, etc. he would have been able to pay most if not all of the judgement. Even if he couldn't cough up all of the money right away, I'm sure that Momtax would have made up the difference.

But no. Owetax was Owetax, and he just had to piss away all of the money he had out of pure spite, nothing else. Unfortunately for him, for possibly the first time in his life, someone stood up to him and said, "Uh, no, that's not how this works. Any of it." And his response to that was ultimately the pure, distilled essence of Owetax: "Mmmmfmffmfmmfff *BLAM*"

 

[Ghostse]

But no. Owetax was Owetax, and he just had to piss away all of the money he had out of pure spite, nothing else. Unfortunately for him, for possibly the first time in his life, someone stood up to him and said, "Uh, no, that's not how this works. Any of it." And his response to that was ultimately the pure, distilled essence of Owetax: "Mmmmfmffmfmmfff *BLAM*"

Its like the begining/end of Citizen Kane, only Lowtax's final word was "Gooftroop" and no one gave a shit.