Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Owlflaps]

When was the last time Amber had her candied chicken anyway?

I remember at one point that Twinkie was 16 pounds? And when the vet tried to tell Amber that Twinkie desperately needed to lose weight that she basically did the fatty equivalent of "big but hulthy" for her dog. Between her weight and Amber never walking her or trimming her nails, I have no doubt that Twinkie's joints are fucked.

At this point, it's a race to see who dies first. I'm hoping it's Twinkie, because I abhor the thought of that poor dog starving to death if Big Al died in her stinky apartment first.

 

[pot of sneed]

At this point, it's a race to see who dies first. I'm hoping it's Twinkie, because I abhor the thought of that poor dog starving to death if Big Al died in her stinky apartment first.

With how much fat and blubber our gorl has on her, Twinkie along with Rarity and Wasabi can feast on her bloated corpse for months without fear of starving to death anytime soon.

 

[SquishSquish]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeWc8h4SAyo
New video!

CHICKEN SAUSAGE RAMEN MUKBANG!!!!​

 

[Bam_Margeras_Ass_Licker]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeWc8h4SAyo
New video!

CHICKEN SAUSAGE RAMEN MUKBANG!!!!​

Spoiler: Archive

 

[pot of sneed]

Whoever said this bitch was living out her past glory days, come here for your medal. Hamber is desperate for that coin.

 

[ADHD]

Now do it again with Cheesecake Factory orange chicken.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

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Now do it again with Cheesecake Factory orange chicken.

that is one fat toddler

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

"So I cooked this chicken sausage like cut it up, cooked it, fried it a little bit, saute. Whatever. Cooked it in a pan. Cooked my ramen and then cooked them together. So that's what we have here"

She tries pickled baby corn. Gives them 10/10. Shto gud.

Didn't season her ramen, just the flavour sachet and the "natural flavour" from the chicken sausage.

Claims poop bun is not due to depression, like 2019.

"Akshuly going to a friends this weekend"

Still doing daily weigh-in's. Wonders if she should take her scale with her to the friends house.

"Do you remember when I did the ramen with the chicken sausage and the broth and I was like 'I did that'"

"Are allergies normal this time of year?"

"Do you guys watch the Superbowl? I don't"

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Sodium Bomb Mukbang Summary:
They see me trolleeen, they hateeen, they tryna tell me how I am feeleeen/what I am thinkeeen.

1/10
Low effort. Even the close up noodle slurping was boring. Try better, Hamber.

 

[Kier Starmer]

If anything Twinkie is probably a Jack-Chi, Jack Russel mix. They are fantastic dogs and very territorial due to their Jack Russel genes. Twinkie is quite territorial too which is sometimes common in Chihuahua breeds but not a major factor, they are incredible though a very loving breed. Those bark boxes are full of crap though and a Chihuahua will walk for hours. Out of the small dog breeds, they can walk the longest, I got a toy poodle instead of a chi-chi because the behavior mostly but countryside walking was a factor in my purchase.

She has no excuse though because they can walk for hours with water breaks Hell a Chihuahua only needs up to a cup of food a day. I bet she is that type of bitch that leaves food out for the dog, we know she does that for the cats.

Glad to see fatty really needing money with a clickbait as fuck mookbong.

 

[Yellow Monday]

Ah, we have seen the latest brave way that she suffered a bout of ASMR for us when she brushed her teeth. I now expect the mental anguish she goes through when she looks in the mirror and talks about body dysmorphia; or how she sees herself looking and wearing clothes exactly like the Torrid models. (Amber, credit me if this helps fill up some vlogging time, ‘kay?)

 

[FatalTater]

Thirty one years old.

That's enough, I think.

 

[marjoram]

"What do you guys suggest"

I suggest that you fuck off, FatAl. You and your useless, worthless, burden of a life should proceed directly to some dumpster where you and it belong.

I do hope your panic at your dwindling funds is satisfyeeeen to you. I'M certainly enjoying it.

10 outta 10 recommend

 

[Bilibin]

Christ, her personality is just getting faker and faker as we go. It's all so performative and transparent she just comes off as disingenuous. I mean, yeah not something new but it's noticeably getting worse to the point where this is just the character "Amber-Lynn" she puts on to rake in easy money. She used to put on fake personalities but you could still enjoy the retard train-wreck beneath the surface because she actually shared her life and personality. Now she's so protective we get 100% fake bitch and nothing genuine. Even the diet shit, there used to be a delusion idiot who expected these diets to work and now it's really just the fake character doing what the character does. Give it a month or two, she'll do Optavia again to try and rake in cheap views.

 

[WasabiPasta]

Christ, her personality is just getting faker and faker as we go. It's all so performative and transparent she just comes off as disingenuous. I mean, yeah not something new but it's noticeably getting worse to the point where this is just the character "Amber-Lynn" she puts on to rake in easy money. She used to put on fake personalities but you could still enjoy the retard train-wreck beneath the surface because she actually shared her life and personality. Now she's so protective we get 100% fake bitch and nothing genuine. Even the diet shit, there used to be a delusion idiot who expected these diets to work and now it's really just the fake character doing what the character does. Give it a month or two, she'll do Optavia again to try and rake in cheap views.

She is becoming like Nikocado, except Nik is funny and has a work ethic.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Ramen? Chicken sausage?

I did that!! *I* did that!!!!

What was it she said before? Something like "If I needed more money, I'd be doing mookbongs"....? Lmao Amber is fucking skint. Better put a Wommort rotisserie chicken on the shopping list, cos Wipey's Jordan's ain't gonna buy themselves.

 

[Frau Totenkinder]

I have to say it...I miss the god damn fag shanty...I don't like this season, I don't like the cast and I hate the location... the beast was never really entertaining on her own but with a little bit of supporting cast I could tolerate her. Now it's almost 'steril'. Even her disgusting moo-k-bungs don't do it for me...

she's like this insecure girl from school that pretends she's going away on the weekends to meet her out of town boyfriend...

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

I’m just wondering where she sleeps when she “stays at a friend’s.” I wouldn’t let her on any bed I owned.

 

[pot of sneed]

I have to say it...I miss the god damn fag shanty...I don't like this season, I don't like the cast and I hate the location... the beast was never really entertaining on her own but with a little bit of supporting cast I could tolerate her. Now it's almost 'steril'. Even her disgusting moo-k-bungs don't do it for me...

she's like this insecure girl from school that pretends she's going away on the weekends to meet her out of town boyfriend...

The gaycare was truly the golden age we never appreciated, especially with Eric's own channel shading our hog and capturing the most unflattering angles of her in his videos complimented by the comments of his bum-chum husbando.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

The gaycare was truly the golden age we never appreciated, especially with Eric's own channel shading our hog and capturing the most unflattering angles of her in his videos complimented by the comments of his bum-chum husbando.

My favorite was when he’d make her hold the camera and follow him and you could hear her extremely labored breathing.