Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FickleFuck]

So Wipey is the equivalent of DeathByJen's Gin. Love that for Hambutt. Maybe those 2 fat fucks should collab. Gin and Wipey should be good with that since Wipey likes the D and he has no standards. Both Hams are gonna be so pissed though.

 

[FatalTater]

I was watching Amber's new diet plan/huge surprise etc video through a reaction channel and I realized that she didn't get a ring size thingy so she could lay to rest the rumors she made up about her ring size, it was so she would have a reason to show us her knuckles.

Amber is going through all the things that have gotten her "hate" or attention in the past, trying to rekindle interest. lol So pitiful.

Also I looked it up and those Hillshire Farms snack pack things she has a ton of cost around $3.00-$3.50 each. How much healthy, filling food could be purchased for that?

 

[purplemacar0n]

I was watching Amber's new diet plan/huge surprise etc video through a reaction channel and I realized that she didn't get a ring size thingy so she could lay to rest the rumors she made up about her ring size, it was so she would have a reason to show us her knuckles.

Amber is going through all the things that have gotten her "hate" or attention in the past, trying to rekindle interest. lol So pitiful.

Also I looked it up and those Hillshire Farms snack pack things she has a ton of cost around $3.00-$3.50 each. How much healthy, filling food could be purchased for that?

amber lies about literally everything what do you expect

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I was watching Amber's new diet plan/huge surprise etc video through a reaction channel and I realized that she didn't get a ring size thingy so she could lay to rest the rumors she made up about her ring size, it was so she would have a reason to show us her knuckles.

Could be both. Although it occurs to me she doesn't understand the value of efficiency, so probably not.

Amber is going through all the things that have gotten her "hate" or attention in the past, trying to rekindle interest. lol So pitiful.

She really is trying to rekindle that magic and fire she had with all of us in the Eric & Ricky era. Laughing at herself in that reaction vid (even though she had to be boiling inside), showing her knuckles, screeching laughter (worse than usual), eating on camera/doing grocery hauls, starting diets again and immediately quitting, etc. Give it up, Big Al. You're like those aging Hollywood queens trying to make a comeback, but you're old, old news. Show your laygs or eat a giant meal on camera and grow yourself ever larger, or both at once. That'll do the trick.

Also I looked it up and those Hillshire Farms snack pack things she has a ton of cost around $3.00-$3.50 each. How much healthy, filling food could be purchased for that?

As we know: a lot. Enough for many decent meals.


On another note, I was watching this, and came across this when she was showing off the eareeens she had bought.



That terrible thing looks like either a paramecium

or a horseshoe crab, right side up or upside down - a twofer:

Fashion mogul, she is not.

 

[Babygorlwhisperer]

ade's motives are still a mystery to me. Is she in it for the money?

that's Ambers only trade, so.... yes, of course.

does anyone know what kind of car they got? but the seatbelt thing is easy to explain. its not a Japanese or Korean or whatever Beckys Car was anymore. therefore they have fatty compatible seatbelts, like most new Cars designed for the North American market.

Noom? was that the one where she got to eat her "feelings" or was it the one with the chat bot therapist?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

She's read the complaints regarding an absence of a supporting cast to make her slightly less stultifying, so now she's screech laughing and BAYYYYBUH'ing at Fat Jade off camera.

Amber has once again been stone cold busted in yet another lie. Is she going to stick with the fiction that this is a totally different fat nigger whose favorite movie just happens to be the very same as the original fat nigger?

Has Fat Jade really convinced Amber she's abandoned polyamory because she's the world's most fascinating and loveable woman, and not because she's as big as four people?

omg, I cannot wait for the BLINDSIDED BY CHEATING!!!! (NOT CLICKBAIT) video.

 

[Murderous Anas]

I was watching Amber's new diet plan/huge surprise etc video through a reaction channel and I realized that she didn't get a ring size thingy so she could lay to rest the rumors she made up about her ring size, it was so she would have a reason to show us her knuckles.

I thought the same thing, and the fact that she made no effort to actually show the numbers on the ring sizers themselves, so methinks she's lying about it still.

 

[Miltank]

Does she forget that Becky revealed she's a size 10.5 when she was selling the engagement rings?

Edit: Apparently the average MENS ring size is a 10.

Spoiler: source

https://nextluxury.com/mens-style-and-fashion/average-ring-size-for-men/

and according to this at her height she should wear a size 5

Spoiler: source

https://leyloon.com/blogs/her-ring-size/average-ring-size-by-height-and-weight#:~:text=Average%20Ring%20Size%20by%20Height%20and%20Weight%20,%20%206%20%208%20more%20rows%20

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

that's Ambers only trade, so.... yes, of course.

does anyone know what kind of car they got? but the seatbelt thing is easy to explain. its not a Japanese or Korean or whatever Beckys Car was anymore. therefore they have fatty compatible seatbelts, like most new Cars designed for the North American market.

Noom? was that the one where she got to eat her "feelings" or was it the one with the chat bot therapist?

Optavia was the fuelings/feeleens one. She must have deemed it far too expensive to have a second go at it, since she'd have to pay for all the food up front again. She already sank money on WW and Noom, so it's easy to step waddle back into those.

 

[Bored with two cats]

I absolutely love the fact that amber cannot afford anymore to just leave YouTube for weeks, she must loathe being forced to put a happy pig face and churn out content (that now she needs to sort of think about and sort of plan) nearly on the daily just to break even and have some paltry views, and with all the hate she still gets. In the past she was making bank for a 1/100th of the effort she puts now and could leave whenever she felt like it because the views and the money would still be waiting for her, but not anymore.
For Amber it must be really humiliating she is no longer in control and that she is forced to "work" and do shit she simply doesn't want to do, and I love it.

 

[FatalTater]

I was thinking about that ring size again. I refuse to believe Fat Amber and Zachary Michael have the same ring size.

https://www.amazon.com/NIUPIKA-Mandrel-Jewelry-Measure-Jewelers/dp/B071KF9BD6

edit to add - https://archive.ph/DMyRs
I think that might be the ring size kit she has.
She started out talking about the size 1, then fiddles around showing how the bigger ones don't fit, but the ones that do fit looked closer to the big sizes than the 8 she claims to be. Not sure and I'm too tired to look closer.

 

[ADHD]

New video:

I guess orange juice counts as a "fruit". But I also remember her shitting on OJ (in her "reacting to hate comments" video from March 2019).

 

[pot of sneed]

Orange juice isn't healthy but our gorl will go ham on a huge plate of the Cheesecake Factory's orunnj chikkin

 

[let's play ball]

Does she forget that Becky revealed she's a size 10.5 when she was selling the engagement rings?

Nah, according to her becky made a mistake in the post, even tho she never went back and changed it to have the correct ring size (which would be, ya know, the natural thing to do).

God, this is such a stupid thing to lah about. Then again, what else did i expect?

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Nah, according to her becky made a mistake in the post, even tho she never went back and changed it to have the correct ring size (which would be, ya know, the natural thing to do).

God, this is such a stupid thing to lah about. Then again, what else did i expect?

This is part of Amber's narrative that her weight is not important. If a skinny girl wears a size 5 ring, therefore Amber cannot wear a size 10. This is why she keeps saying that skinny people can have <name your condition> too.

 

[WasabiPasta]

I absolutely love the fact that amber cannot afford anymore to just leave YouTube for weeks, she must loathe being forced to put a happy pig face and churn out content (that now she needs to sort of think about and sort of plan) nearly on the daily just to break even and have some paltry views, and with all the hate she still gets. In the past she was making bank for a 1/100th of the effort she puts now and could leave whenever she felt like it because the views and the money would still be waiting for her, but not anymore.
For Amber it must be really humiliating she is no longer in control and that she is forced to "work" and do shit she simply doesn't want to do, and I love it.

I feel that this is an under-appreciated facet of her declining views. I don't know if you guise noticed, but she's been remarkably consistent in her upload schedule recently (comparatively to her usual flaky self anyway), a video every other day for a while now. There is only one possible cause for this - she is seriously hurting financially.

Having to do work on a somewhat consistent basis is Ambers own version of hell, and I love that for her.

 

[CarbonatedLeaves]

I guess orange juice counts as a "fruit". But I also remember her shitting on OJ (in her "reacting to hate comments" video from March 2019).

Oranges? Yuck. Orange Chicken? Hell Yeah.

edit: adding a period

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Nah, according to her becky made a mistake in the post, even tho she never went back and changed it to have the correct ring size (which would be, ya know, the natural thing to do).

God, this is such a stupid thing to lah about. Then again, what else did i expect?

'The most important thing in the world to the sociopath is the lie, whatever that lie is at the time. No matter how ridiculous, unimportant or outlandish the lie, they will defend it to the bitter end.'

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Oranges? Yuck. Orange Chicken? Hell Yeah.

edit: adding a period

There is a very good reason why that dish has earned the name "sugar chicken"

 

[toilet_rainbow]

When was the last time Amber had her candied chicken anyway?

I remember at one point that Twinkie was 16 pounds? And when the vet tried to tell Amber that Twinkie desperately needed to lose weight that she basically did the fatty equivalent of "big but hulthy" for her dog. Between her weight and Amber never walking her or trimming her nails, I have no doubt that Twinkie's joints are fucked.