Again???? Its a miracle the fucking dog is even alive she's never stopped being incredibly obese for her species and size. Shes getting older and I really doubt shes going to last longer in the coming years sadly. Going to see a lot of joint problems for Twinkie
No doubt. Just a couple of years ago back when the gorls were living in the gaycare, there was one moment where Twinkie snapped at Amber's face for some reason and I'm certain because Amber was prodding and poking at her with those big porky hands so I wouldn't be surprised if Twinkie's actually been in pain since she was taken into her owner's care - unclipped nails, barely walked, overfed and stressed tf out.
Remember when she shit on the WLD because his diet didn't have any fruits or vegetables on it? Good times.
I remember Amber saying that she was suspicious of Jade when she first messaged her, but she started to think she was sincere when Jade asked her how she was doing, Amber said she was OK and Jade replied something to the effect of "people that say they're OK usually arent." Amber was impressed that she was able to figure out so quickly that she really wasn't doing OK and it made her think that Jade might be a really caring and insightful person.
If Twinkie is currently over 13 lbs then she's probably obese now. That's pretty large for a Chihuahua.
I've never seen any proof of the 89 elbees being lost, only Fatty's word it happened and we all know her word means shit.
And now they're both settled in and comfortable that Big Al has gotten right back to her slovenly ways and the "gf" doesn't have to pretend to care any more.
lol, there's enough nitrates in that fridge to give her ass cancer by the time she's 40. Better make sure she gets her daily sodiums!
Jade asked her how she's doing and she'd lie and say she's fine.
Anyone else crack up at the cow print? Can’t imagine her in overalls though because she would prob wear a shirt over them or something.. and that’s IF they even fit.
My thought exactly. This is a pretty empty fridge with most of one shelf loaded with luncheables. Pretty well all her meals are from takeaways. I expect the Noom diet to be a failure as before.
Agreed. Amber had to replace Becky pretty quick and anyone would do. Jade aka Wifey found Amber an easy mark. Orko just posted a video showing that Wifey is indeed Jade. From Orko's video, Amber posted on Snapchat that Wifey's favourite movie is Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Meanwhile, Orko found that during a stream on August 17, Wifey said that her favourite movie is Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. What is the possibility that Amber got a new girlfriend who is black and trim, after breaking up with Wifey who is also black and trim?
On the 1,000 pounds Best Friends, the bariatric surgeon wants one of the participants to be at most 400 pounds before doing surgery. Amber gave all kinds of reasons why she did not want to use this surgeon, or the other surgeons, while the real reason is that she needed to be down to about 400 pounds. She has no interest in going on a restrictive diet.
If Twinkie is a purebred Chihuahua then Amber is the 115 lbs dainty and kind princess she thinks she is. IIRC then Amber wasn't sure what kind of breed Twinkie was when she got her, she said Chihuahua, because she kinda looks like one, except being way too big for one.
I don't know how much of this has been expressed already but Jade Francis is a proper sad cunt. What a fucking thrilling existence of extra-curricular sporting activities, unironically posting on LinkedIn, favourite movie being a bad remake of a kids film, moving to The Henry Retirement Village in bumfuck nowhere KY to look after a fat loser who can't hold a conversation, completing her life with a standing desk and a sensible car.
That unforgettable moment when Amber, for whom nothing exists outside of her own fat head, stumbled and fumbled when asked by chat what Wipey's favorite movie is, and she couldn't name it. One of my favorite molments from the Amber Gets Dumped and Never Saw it Coming Because Nothing Exists Outside of Her Own Fat Head Saga 2021.
There's deer head and apple head chihuahuas.
On some morbid curiosity level, if I were a desperate hobosexual and/or had been a long-time haydur who wanted to see the truth about our gorl out of some insane curiosity than perhaps some people could be interested in sticking around temporarily for the lulz without doing a Beggy and getting life and soul drained over the years. Amberlynn is a narc and it's evident she invests heavily in the honeymoon period to keep new supply around, even forgoing her beloved grazing for a while until she feels comfortable to be herself. Throw those rainbows my way, I'm hoping against hope that Jade is a haydur too and will spill some juicy beans but eyy, this hog weaves some spells to keep everybody from her past shut up. I'm just a desperate fly on the wall, wanting to see the real binges, the rages, smell the stench and hear the tantrums.
I have a feeling that if Amber crosses Jade, she will not keep quiet like her past idiot girlfriends. I feel that it is just a question of time, Any sane person would reach a point where they cannot stand Amber anymore, hopefully sonner than later.
