Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FupaCitySheriff]

Her gorlfriend was a viewer? I thought she didn't know Fatty was YT (in)famous?
Acting like this at 31 years old.
What self-respecting lezbean doesn't know how to wear overalls?
You just know Big AL ‘taste tests’ the dog treats.
Noom again…
‘Out’ - but never walkeen or interacteen with people, only sitting alone in the car she ‘bought’ Wipey. Until they split then Wipey is left with years of overpriced payments on a car with an irreparable suspension and Big AL’s stank.
Still doesn't know the difference between a conspiracy and a rumour.
Can wear a seatbelt… whilst she looks as greasy as fuck.
Her gorlfriend having X-rays taken, so our shuper careen gorl does what any loving partner does… and sits on her fat ass in the car, rather than go in with her, even if to just chat with Wipey, to help pass the waiting time. Imagine being in a ‘relationship’ with someone so fucking useless and helpless… Was Fatty concerned about Wipey? Don’t be silly, Fatty uses the time to talk about herself and her ‘weight-loss’. Shame she hasn’t lost enough weight to walk a few yards to be able up support her gorlfriend.
Gains weight by sitteen in the car for 5 hours? I suspect it will be the drive-thru Mama Jade has to take her to, for being such a good girl.
Fatty bought herself some roses for Valentine's Day and Wipey fetched them on her way back from yet another one-night stand.
Fatty bought Wipey some Jordans and some ‘personal stuff’.
Gorlfriend collects shoes… as well as sexual partners.
Load of Lunchables in the fridge… Ouch! must be uncomfortable for Dana.
Bought a ring measuring kit from Amazon for when she’s engaged - she claims it’s a joke - just like her last ‘engagement’ then.
Her official ring size is…. FAT.
What an absolute cunt with a fattitude to match.
As for her ‘weight-loss’…1 Jan 22 = Day 1 = 504.6 and 16 Feb 22 = Day 47 = 497.8 = a ‘loss’ of a grand-total of 6.8 elbees in 47 days. Jesus Fucking Christ! What a shit show.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

As for her ‘weight-loss’…1 Jan 22 = Day 1 = 504.6 and 16 Feb 22 = Day 47 = 497.8 = a ‘loss’ of a grand-total of 6.8 elbees in 47 days. Jesus Fucking Christ! What a shit show.

Day 1 = 18 Nov 2013. Weight = 368
Day 3013 = today. Weight = 497.8
Gain of 129.8lbs.

 

[King Fructose]

Every time I click on an Amber video, she shows up on screen looking absolutely massive. What the hell is going on over there?

 

[pot of sneed]

godamn thats a lot of lunchables and hot sauce wtf

And I bet she'll gobble down all that shit in one day.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Her gorlfriend was a viewer? I thought she didn't know Fatty was YT (in)famous?

Jade lied to her and told her she'd just randomly and recently happened upon Amber on IG. Then she admitted she's been a viewer for well over a year. She lied for love, okay?

I noticed Jade was smart enough to get a car that has a raised console between the seats to keep Amber's flab from blobbing over into her lap.

This was Amber two weeks ago when she was busted using a filter and said we were just jealous that she was a true and honest skinny queen. How dare you deny my weight loss!

This is unfiltered Amber four days ago.

 

[Sarah Connor]

Performative personal hygiene.

You ever notice how she doesn’t do the weekly Bath & Body Works hauls like she used to at gaycare? I’m sure she fucking stank to high heaven, especially if she washed herself from her bed with a rag on a stick and only washed her hair 8 times during 2019. No wonder she had 6 candles burning at any given time.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Every time I click on an Amber video, she shows up on screen looking absolutely massive. What the hell is going on over there?

Everybody in the business will tell you the camera adds at least 10 pounds.

Best I got. No accounting for the other blubber.

 

[dacwcman68]

This troglodyte managed to end up 2.2 pounds heavier after less than a month of weight watchers. Another successful weight loss journey in the books for ALR.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

"New" weight loss program after not even a couple days in another. Whatever.

 

[Din Djarin]

Was Noom the one diet that actually helped her a little bit? She's been on so many that I can't remember. Or am I just confusing it with the cancer weight loss?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Her gorlfriend was a viewer? I thought she didn't know Fatty was YT (in)famous?

Every great relationship starts with a lie, you know.

'Out’ - but never walkeen or interacteen with people, only sitting alone in the car she ‘bought’ Wipey.

Sitting alone in the car.

Gorlfriend collects shoes… as well as sexual partners.

Ain't nobody having sex with her except back in the Density days, but she's a fatishizer.

As for her ‘weight-loss’…1 Jan 22 = Day 1 = 504.6 and 16 Feb 22 = Day 47 = 497.8 = a ‘loss’ of a grand-total of 6.8 elbees in 47 days. Jesus Fucking Christ! What a shit show.

She should lose the act - just eat yourself to 700 pounds Hamber. It's what you want to do.

Every time I click on an Amber video, she shows up on screen looking absolutely massive. What the hell is going on over there?

She fat, bro.

Was Noom the one diet that actually helped her a little bit? She's been on so many that I can't remember. Or am I just confusing it with the cancer weight loss?

Supposebly - "it has the psychological" aspect. Know what else has a "psychological" aspect, Big Al? A fucking psychologist. But no, you have to have people read you a fucking bedtime story as you drift off to sleep, your "I'm a lazy pig" prepacked, sodium-laden "snack" in your greasy fist.

Edit: you know who's going to love this? Justine. She loves Day 1 Big Al. LOL

 

[toilet_rainbow]

The only times I've seen Amber drop a lot (by her standards) weight was her winter stomach flus and the cancer saga. Oh, and the infamous 89 pounds after her ex's parents padlocked the fridge like she had fucking Prader-Willis or something. She gained all of it back and more each time, though, so they don't really count either.

 

[FickleFuck]

Jade lied to her and told her she'd just randomly and recently happened upon Amber on IG. Then she admitted she's been a viewer for well over a year. She lied for love, okay?

I noticed Jade was smart enough to get a car that has a raised console between the seats to keep Amber's flab from blobbing over into her lap.

This was Amber two weeks ago when she was busted using a filter and said we were just jealous that she was a true and honest skinny queen. How dare you deny my weight loss!
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This is unfiltered Amber four days ago.
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That fucking centaur build, fucking-A. That truly is some Fallout shit.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Something hit me about the way she's been speaking lately.. It's more apparent in the last video (the part where she's "reacting" by laughing at her own stupid self) than this one, but she has an Elizabeth Holmes fake-deep-voice and vocal fry thing going on to match the "gf's" deep voice. But "I don't take on any of my "gf's" personalities, guise!" Sure, Big Al. That's why you constantly said shit in your terrible attempt at a Southern twang and said twang disappeared the moment (look! proper use of the word moment!) Becky did.

She still has that idiotic screeching cackle though, so everyone in the area will know when she, Big Al Reid, thinks something is hilarious even when it isn't.

That fucking centaur build, fucking-A. That truly is some Fallout shit.

I'm still partial to this centaur I spotted back at the end of 2019.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

The only times I've seen Amber drop a lot (by her standards) weight was her winter stomach flus and the cancer saga. Oh, and the infamous 89 pounds after her ex's parents padlocked the fridge like she had fucking Prader-Willis or something. She gained all of it back and more each time, though, so they don't really count either.

Big AL also loses a pound or two when she has a bout of cellulitis, which is long overdue. Then when she feels better a spiral of muh mentalz, gaineen, and cryeen. Mystery scabs and unhealed wounds imminent.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

No wonder she's laughing as she's saying she's gonna do Noom again, bitch can't even troll with a straight face these days.

 

[let's play ball]

Everybody in the business will tell you the camera adds at least 10 pounds.

No need to worry, that's just water weight

 

[Owlflaps]

No wonder she's laughing as she's saying she's gonna do Noom again, bitch can't even troll with a straight face these days.

Bitch is just trying to get her views up. Too bad no one gives a shit aside from a select group of haters.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Something hit me about the way she's been speaking lately.. It's more apparent in the last video (the part where she's "reacting" by laughing at her own stupid self) than this one, but she has an Elizabeth Holmes fake-deep-voice and vocal fry thing going on to match the "gf's" deep voice. But "I don't take on any of my "gf's" personalities, guise!" Sure, Big Al. That's why you constantly said shit in your terrible attempt at a Southern twang and said twang disappeared the moment (look! proper use of the word moment!) Becky did.

She still has that idiotic screeching cackle though, so everyone in the area will know when she, Big Al Reid, thinks something is hilarious even when it isn't.



I'm still partial to this centaur I spotted back at the end of 2019.



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I agree 100%. I hate her new voice so much. It's obvious that she's emulating somebody else and, yeah, total Elizabeth Holmes vibes. Bitch is incapable of being a genuine person for five seconds. I would say she's a chameleon but I like chameleons too much to associate them with Hamber so I'll just say that Amber is a FAT, stunted, disingenuous retard with no original thought or personality.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

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31 years old, 500 lbs, fridge full of lunchables and the only vegetables she knows are onions, carrots and broccoli. What a life.

Also anyone care to guess how long it will take until Twinkie is obese again? I knew the second she showed the first bark box or whatever it is called that she would start stuffing Twinkie with those treats.