Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[StrawberryDouche]

You guys are getting all worked up over the sushi and have forgotten that quality concerns aren't a factor for Amber, and that she gets her sushi deep fried.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Probably because, if you mentioned Van Cleef and Arpels, Fat Albert's Carcosan head would snap back, her malformed jaw would drop and you'd hear:

"WHUUUUUUUUUT?" emanate from her cyclopean maw.

That, and trashy people of all races only name drop (read: parrot) the same common names:

* Gucci
* Louis Vuitton
* Michael Kors
* Patron
* Lexus
* Channel

You get the idea...

Nouveau riche bullshit keeps Big Al happy with the "gf", because we all now she'd be "Like, whuuut?" about any actual, romantic, thoughtful gift, instead of something with the name plastered all over it so she could do her white trash flexing.

when the Diabetes take s over and they will take one of Hambers Legs i found her next Lego Project:
i proudly Present: Layyygo

Sorry, they're gonna need a much larger boat to construct a layg for Big Al that would support her massive girth.

Youse forgot catfish. Big ol' plate of fried catfish, some hush puppies, fried okra, and coleslaw. Yummy!

Hell yeah, that's the kind of meal everyone needs to have at least once.

BTW New Hampshire might re-legalize conversion therapy soon.

Fuck them.

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

Yea going to need some proof that she hung out with eric and ricky because I do not beileve that shit for a second

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

I think that Jade does not want to go anywhere with Amber for 2 reasons. The first one is that she does not want to bring attention to her and Amber and have people taking pictures. The second reason, and I think the more important one, is that Amber is not that mobile and tires very quickly. So, Amber is slow and needs to rest quite often while walking. Jade, being athletic, is far more mobile and find it difficult to walk with her. This is why the only time they are out is when Jade is driving with Amber.

I can believe the second reason. I know of a similar story IRL where a friend took a mutual friend on a foreign holiday in a city known for it's walking tourism. Never again they said. This mutual was much smaller than Amber but dragged everyone down. Kept having to stop for rest/drinks/shoes hurting/ankles hurting/struggle breathing.

Amber will be much much worse than this. Amber has no intention of walking further than the confines of her rented property and anyone with a functioning sense of annoyance or shame would not be interested in doing it with her.

 

[Borbie Dahl]

Why show us how you brush your teeth? No one cares. SHow us how you stand in that shower. Im betting you dont fit,,, even to stand stick straight youll be mushed up all against the walls

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Performative personal hygiene.

 

[8008135]

Imagine being a 31-year-old, 500-pound failure who has to resort to this bullshit because you aren't getting enough attention.

 

[Poop Bun]

Yea going to need some proof that she hung out with eric and ricky because I do not beileve that shit for a second

You need to realize that EmpathLynn respects peoples privacy and won't show their face on camera.

 

[Bam_Margeras_Ass_Licker]

 

[marjoram]

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Oh please wear the black and white overalls. Holstein cow moment incoming.

Also-Fuck off you FAT asshole

 

[Pearlxx]

I'm getting so tired of the same like 5 lbs she keeps gaining and losing for over 3 months.

 

[low sodium]

 

[KitsuneEyes]

People were comparing Wipey tatoos, so I'll give you more work.

 

[Smiling with air]

She is utterly insufferable in this video

 

[shragae]

Been looking for posts on Becky's recent vlog where she talked about how she has been in a deep dark depression and takes zoloft. Anyone see it? Thoughts on her mental state?

 

[inquizadoor]

People were comparing Wipey tatoos, so I'll give you more work.

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godamn thats a lot of lunchables and hot sauce wtf

-okay so shes 495 lbs
-shes gonna do fucking NOOM again
-her gf was a viewer of hers and knows she cants stick to a fucking diet to LITERALLY SAVE HER LIFE
-haul situation type deal. i hate hate fucking HATE
-a hot topic haul
-wipey is laughing at her
-she got COW OVERALLS????
-laughing like a fucking fat banshee
-"how do overalls work" god shes so fucking DUMB
-wipey has to fix the overalls bc amber is too fucking dumb
-yooneek dress
-fat-ass wednesday adams dress
-she got a subscription box for twinkie which....at least shes doing SOMETHING for the dog, even if its mostly more treats she doesnt need
-the box is valentines and very cute, alr will probably get confused and eat the treats herself
-twinkie weighs 13.4, which is like twice as much as she should weigh jfc
-hamber is, of course, SHOCKED by this
-blames the weight of twinkie on her visit to eric and ricky. bitch take some responsibility
-15th, she binged on valentines day and is up to 497.8
- day one of noom
-"it helped me before" yeah, thats why you quit
-i bet shes had it this whole fucking time, never cancelled it
-the app has people read out loud to her bc shes too lazy to read
-holy shit i just realized shes actually LEFT THE APARTMENT!!
-she can so wear a seatbelt (in this car) so take THAT h8ters
-shes not wearing it correctly but go off i guess
-"with my weight loss" you are FIVE HUNDRED POUNDS
-shes really feeling herself
-the 16th, she is the same weight. shocked, she expected a magical overnight weight loss bc she did zoom for ONE DAY
-SWOLLEN BC OF THE CAR. ugh im tired of hearing that
-wipey got her roses. allegedly.
-"she knows me SO WELL"
-some of what alr got wipey is "personal" fucking ew
-she got her JORDANS im fucking dead
-shows off wipeys like 15 pairs of jordans jfc
-she bought a ring measuring kit
-"good for future reference for when i get engaged, JUST KIDDING"
-"whose finger is a size ZERO?" fucking idiot
-claims not to be a size 10 ring but the size 10 ring fits
-forces a 8.5 over her brown ass knuckles and claims that it fits
-"if i was on a hike" BITCH ID LOVE TO SEE IT
-"haters gonna hate, ballers gonna ball" oh i HATE this. i hate when she tries to sound urban.
-another nothing ending. boring as fuck

 

[FatalTater]

Her hands are so damn dirty. Remember when she was covering the nast with makeup then trying to say she wasn't, even going as far as rubbing a black scrunci on them to show no makeup coming off? Yeah a lot of foundation makeup won't easily come off, but she thinks we don't know that.

Shoes? Way to be a stereotype Jade.

31 years old, fridge full of Lunchables. Yup.

 

[TC-P]

She has been on a weight loss journey since she started this channel but all she has done is gain weight. This is not a hateful statement but fact.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Are we not going to be astounded by the fact she probably spent $100 on adult lunchables?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

People were comparing Wipey tatoos, so I'll give you more work.

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DAYUM JADE GETTING FAT AS FUCK!

If it weren't for the trashtoos, I could almost think that's Amber.

-"with my weight loss"

Muh weight loss