Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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31 years old, 500 lbs, fridge full of lunchables and the only vegetables she knows are onions, carrots and broccoli. What a life.

Also anyone care to guess how long it will take until Twinkie is obese again? I knew the second she showed the first bark box or whatever it is called that she would start stuffing Twinkie with those treats.
Again???? Its a miracle the fucking dog is even alive she's never stopped being incredibly obese for her species and size. Shes getting older and I really doubt shes going to last longer in the coming years sadly. Going to see a lot of joint problems for Twinkie
 
Again???? Its a miracle the fucking dog is even alive she's never stopped being incredibly obese for her species and size. Shes getting older and I really doubt shes going to last longer in the coming years sadly. Going to see a lot of joint problems for Twinkie
No doubt. Just a couple of years ago back when the gorls were living in the gaycare, there was one moment where Twinkie snapped at Amber's face for some reason and I'm certain because Amber was prodding and poking at her with those big porky hands so I wouldn't be surprised if Twinkie's actually been in pain since she was taken into her owner's care - unclipped nails, barely walked, overfed and stressed tf out.
 
Bitch is just trying to get her views up. Too bad no one gives a shit aside from a select group of haters.

In two days, she's only managed to get 34K views on this inane video. The ratio is holding up, though.

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I must have missed the "huge surprise". What was it? It would have been nice if he "topic haul" was a list of one or two subjects she could speak about even semi-intelligently after doing actual research. Like the difference between a conspiracy and a rumor. Or a real book review of something she's read (I know, she'd have to actually read a book first, which would also be nice). Instead, she sits around all day and all night, a worthless waste of human flesh and a drain on natural resources, returning nothing to the planet in general or society in particular.

I agree 100%. I hate her new voice so much. It's obvious that she's emulating somebody else and, yeah, total Elizabeth Holmes vibes. Bitch is incapable of being a genuine person for five seconds. I would say she's a chameleon but I like chameleons too much to associate them with Hamber so I'll just say that Amber is a FAT, stunted, disingenuous retard with no original thought or personality.

Chameleons also serve a purpose in nature. The only purpose this bitch serves is to keep the junk food creators and plastic producers in business.

31 years old, 500 lbs, fridge full of lunchables and the only vegetables she knows are onions, carrots and broccoli. What a life.
Remember when she shit on the WLD because his diet didn't have any fruits or vegetables on it? Good times.

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I guess orange juice counts as a "fruit". But I also remember her shitting on OJ (in her "reacting to hate comments" video from March 2019). So I'm guessing that belongs to the "gf". Where's the fresh food, Big Al? What happened to "get you a gf who can cook"? Nice collection of prepackaged sodium slices. That'll sure help the being swoleeen issue from siting in the car for five hours because you have to borrow someone else's friends and they're 2.5 hours away.


Also anyone care to guess how long it will take until Twinkie is obese again? I knew the second she showed the first bark box or whatever it is called that she would start stuffing Twinkie with those treats.

Might as well take her dog into the death spiral, too.
 
Jade lied to her and told her she'd just randomly and recently happened upon Amber on IG. Then she admitted she's been a viewer for well over a year. She lied for love, okay?
I remember Amber saying that she was suspicious of Jade when she first messaged her, but she started to think she was sincere when Jade asked her how she was doing, Amber said she was OK and Jade replied something to the effect of "people that say they're OK usually arent." Amber was impressed that she was able to figure out so quickly that she really wasn't doing OK and it made her think that Jade might be a really caring and insightful person.
However, when Jade admitted to her that she was a long time viewer, if Amber had any sense, she would have realized that the reason that she knew Amber was not doing so well, wasn't because she had some deeply empathetic nature, but because she'd been watching her videos, so she knew Amber was going through a breakup and was feeling lousy. But this never dawned on her or maybe it did but she was so desperate not to be alone that she just ignored this huge sign that Jade might be as phony as she is.


31 years old, 500 lbs, fridge full of lunchables and the only vegetables she knows are onions, carrots and broccoli. What a life.

Also anyone care to guess how long it will take until Twinkie is obese again? I knew the second she showed the first bark box or whatever it is called that she would start stuffing Twinkie with those treats.
If Twinkie is currently over 13 lbs then she's probably obese now. That's pretty large for a Chihuahua.


As far as Amber's weight loss that she keeps bragging about, wasn't her last big loss a couple of years back when she had cancer? She boasts about all the things she can do now that she's lost 80lbs or however much it is, as if she just recently dropped the weight, but hasn't she been bouncing between 485 and just over 500lbs and losing those same 15 or 20 lbs for months, if not years? Seriously though, how long has it been since she's actually lost more than 50lbs?
 
The only times I've seen Amber drop a lot (by her standards) weight was her winter stomach flus and the cancer saga. Oh, and the infamous 89 pounds after her ex's parents padlocked the fridge like she had fucking Prader-Willis or something.
I've never seen any proof of the 89 elbees being lost, only Fatty's word it happened and we all know her word means shit.
 
But this never dawned on her or maybe it did but she was so desperate not to be alone that she just ignored this huge sign that Jade might be as phony as she is.
And now they're both settled in and comfortable that Big Al has gotten right back to her slovenly ways and the "gf" doesn't have to pretend to care any more.


Seriously though, how long has it been since she's actually lost more than 50lbs?

That was it: being sick for months (colds, UTIs, tonsillitis) along with cancer.
 
I remember Amber saying that she was suspicious of Jade when she first messaged her, but she started to think she was sincere when Jade asked her how she was doing, Amber said she was OK and Jade replied something to the effect of "people that say they're OK usually arent." Amber was impressed that she was able to figure out so quickly that she really wasn't doing OK and it made her think that Jade might be a really caring and insightful person.
Jade asked her how she's doing and she'd lie and say she's fine.
Jade asked her how she's DOEEEEN and Amber knew she was the one.
 
Anytime I see a near-empty fridge I assume that person eats restaurant food 90% of the time.
My thought exactly. This is a pretty empty fridge with most of one shelf loaded with luncheables. Pretty well all her meals are from takeaways. I expect the Noom diet to be a failure as before.

However, when Jade admitted to her that she was a long time viewer, if Amber had any sense, she would have realized that the reason that she knew Amber was not doing so well, wasn't because she had some deeply empathetic nature, but because she'd been watching her videos, so she knew Amber was going through a breakup and was feeling lousy. But this never dawned on her or maybe it did but she was so desperate not to be alone that she just ignored this huge sign that Jade might be as phony as she is.
Agreed. Amber had to replace Becky pretty quick and anyone would do. Jade aka Wifey found Amber an easy mark. Orko just posted a video showing that Wifey is indeed Jade. From Orko's video, Amber posted on Snapchat that Wifey's favourite movie is Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Meanwhile, Orko found that during a stream on August 17, Wifey said that her favourite movie is Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. What is the possibility that Amber got a new girlfriend who is black and trim, after breaking up with Wifey who is also black and trim?
Remember when she shit on the WLD because his diet didn't have any fruits or vegetables on it?
On the 1,000 pounds Best Friends, the bariatric surgeon wants one of the participants to be at most 400 pounds before doing surgery. Amber gave all kinds of reasons why she did not want to use this surgeon, or the other surgeons, while the real reason is that she needed to be down to about 400 pounds. She has no interest in going on a restrictive diet.
 
I remember Amber saying that she was suspicious of Jade when she first messaged her, but she started to think she was sincere when Jade asked her how she was doing, Amber said she was OK and Jade replied something to the effect of "people that say they're OK usually arent." Amber was impressed that she was able to figure out so quickly that she really wasn't doing OK and it made her think that Jade might be a really caring and insightful person.
However, when Jade admitted to her that she was a long time viewer, if Amber had any sense, she would have realized that the reason that she knew Amber was not doing so well, wasn't because she had some deeply empathetic nature, but because she'd been watching her videos, so she knew Amber was going through a breakup and was feeling lousy. But this never dawned on her or maybe it did but she was so desperate not to be alone that she just ignored this huge sign that Jade might be as phony as she is.



If Twinkie is currently over 13 lbs then she's probably obese now. That's pretty large for a Chihuahua.


As far as Amber's weight loss that she keeps bragging about, wasn't her last big loss a couple of years back when she had cancer? She boasts about all the things she can do now that she's lost 80lbs or however much it is, as if she just recently dropped the weight, but hasn't she been bouncing between 485 and just over 500lbs and losing those same 15 or 20 lbs for months, if not years? Seriously though, how long has it been since she's actually lost more than 50lbs?
If Twinkie is a purebred Chihuahua then Amber is the 115 lbs dainty and kind princess she thinks she is. IIRC then Amber wasn't sure what kind of breed Twinkie was when she got her, she said Chihuahua, because she kinda looks like one, except being way too big for one.

Twinkie probably is a Ratcha (Rat Terrier/Chihuahua mix - amazing and lovable little dogs that can get very old) or maybe a Chihuahua/Pinscher or even a Chihuahua/Pitbull mix. So she should be much heavier than a Chihuahua.

But a purebred Chihuahua? Only in Amber's delusions.
 
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Agreed. Amber had to replace Becky pretty quick and anyone would do. Jade aka Wifey found Amber an easy mark. Orko just posted a video showing that Wifey is indeed Jade. From Orko's video, Amber posted on Snapchat that Wifey's favourite movie is Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Meanwhile, Orko found that during a stream on August 17, Wifey said that her favourite movie is Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. What is the possibility that Amber got a new girlfriend who is black and trim, after breaking up with Wifey who is also black and trim?
I don't know how much of this has been expressed already but Jade Francis is a proper sad cunt. What a fucking thrilling existence of extra-curricular sporting activities, unironically posting on LinkedIn, favourite movie being a bad remake of a kids film, moving to The Henry Retirement Village in bumfuck nowhere KY to look after a fat loser who can't hold a conversation, completing her life with a standing desk and a sensible car.
 
I'm not going to watch that shit but the arrangement in the thumbnail is pretty lacklustre. I'm not one to be snobby about gifts but whoever did that isn't very good at their fucking job UNLESS Fatty has been fiddling with it nonstop and that's why it's such a bloody mess.

I'd be disappointed if I paid for a flower arrangement and ended up with that bullshit. You can find nicer bouquets in Tesco for fucksake. Goddess Wifey doing the bare minimum for her pile of flab ''girlfriend'', what an absolute angel.
 
Orko found that during a stream on August 17, Wifey said that her favourite movie is Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
That unforgettable moment when Amber, for whom nothing exists outside of her own fat head, stumbled and fumbled when asked by chat what Wipey's favorite movie is, and she couldn't name it. One of my favorite molments from the Amber Gets Dumped and Never Saw it Coming Because Nothing Exists Outside of Her Own Fat Head Saga 2021.

Gorl can't stop getting busted.
 
If Twinkie is a purebred Chihuahua then Amber is the 115 lbs dainty and kind princess she thinks she is. IIRC then Amber wasn't sure what kind of breed Twinkie was when she got her, she said Chihuahua, because she kinda looks like one, except being way too big for one.

Twinkie probably is a Ratcha (Rat Terrier/Chihuahua mix - amazing and lovable little dogs that can get very old) or maybe a Chihuahua/Pinscher or even a Chihuahua/Pitbull mix. So she should be much heavier than a Chihuahua.

But a purebred Chihuahua? Only in Amber's delusions.
There's deer head and apple head chihuahuas.
Apple heads are the tiny ones and weigh up to 6lbs, deer heads can weigh up to 12lbs.
 
... Jade aka Wifey found Amber an easy mark. Orko just posted a new video... Wifey who is also black and trim?

I agree, although I'm puzzled why anyone would want to tolerate alr.
Seeing Jade's arm makes me think she's not so trim. Also wondering bout those tattoos, no colors, simplistic designs, and awful execution looks like prison tats. Maybe more in her background than Amber knows?
 
I agree, although I'm puzzled why anyone would want to tolerate alr.
On some morbid curiosity level, if I were a desperate hobosexual and/or had been a long-time haydur who wanted to see the truth about our gorl out of some insane curiosity than perhaps some people could be interested in sticking around temporarily for the lulz without doing a Beggy and getting life and soul drained over the years. Amberlynn is a narc and it's evident she invests heavily in the honeymoon period to keep new supply around, even forgoing her beloved grazing for a while until she feels comfortable to be herself. Throw those rainbows my way, I'm hoping against hope that Jade is a haydur too and will spill some juicy beans but eyy, this hog weaves some spells to keep everybody from her past shut up. I'm just a desperate fly on the wall, wanting to see the real binges, the rages, smell the stench and hear the tantrums.
 
I'm hoping against hope that Jade is a haydur too and will spill some juicy beans but eyy, this hog weaves some spells to keep everybody from her past shut up. I'm just a desperate fly on the wall, wanting to see the real binges, the rages, smell the stench and hear the tantrums.
I have a feeling that if Amber crosses Jade, she will not keep quiet like her past idiot girlfriends. I feel that it is just a question of time, Any sane person would reach a point where they cannot stand Amber anymore, hopefully sonner than later.
 
Jade's motives are still a mystery to me. Is she in it for the money? Is she a nasty fattie fetishist? Does she genuinely like Amber as a person? Is she a hayder carrying out a psychotic gay ops troll of the hambeast? One thing's for certain, any one, or combination of, these means that Jade is just as or more mentally fucked as Amber because no sane person with an IQ above 80 would ever get wrapped up in Amber's BPD orbit.

Also, Jade, you're looking a bit FAT. You might want to leave the sodium bombs to your hog. It's probably safer for you too. Don't want to lose a finger now.
 
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