Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
He's always had temper tantrums and said shitty things without following through, though.

A few of us are in the process of doing a sort of thread inventory and this little incident recently came up again. He yells, stomps his feet, and says nasty things -- and then is positively shocked when no one wants to hire him. He doesn't make the connection between what he says in the heat of a temper tantrum and the consequences he faces. Same thing with the AIDS hooker incident.

ETA: His idea of "nice" is extremely performative, which makes his gestures (like buying flowers) especially shallow. But not drugging people would probably -- probably -- fall under that understanding of niceness.
I think he's aware that people find the things he says when he's pissed repulsive, but he's convinced himself it's because of his anxiety, and since anxiety is a disability, you can't get mad at him for things he says while anxious. Since he can't comprehend that other people don't think like him, this makes perfect sense to him and he's mystified when people still call him out for being an asshole.
 
He's on thin ice in Utah and would probably be declared if anyone went to the trouble, but he still has a relatively clean slate in Nevada.
Way back in September 2017, @Fag Smut worked out just how close Russhole was to being declared as a vexatious litigant in Utah:
To be considered a vexatious litigant in Utah you need to file at least 5 claims in 7 years that have been determined against you and not have at least 2 claims in that same period decided for you.

Here's Russ' count:

Lawsuit against hooker he ran the clock on - lost & counterclaim against Russ granted

Lawsuit against Taylor Swift - dismissed with prejudice

Lawsuit against Ariana Grande - dismissed with prejudice & counterclaim against Russ granted

That's 0 for 3. If you count the Farrah Abraham lawsuit he filed and rescinded it's 0 for 4.

He's 1-2 frivolous lawsuits away from being classified a vexatious litigant in Utah. In such a case he'd be barred from filing any further pro se claims and would need to provide security for the other party in any such claims.

In other words he would need to be represented by a real lawyer and he would need to give the court a security deposit to pay the defendant's legal fees should the claim be yet another baseless suit.

The court can take additional measures it sees fit and its latitude to do so under Utah law appears to be significantly broad ("take any action reasonably necessary to curb the vexatious litigant's abusive conduct")

A vexatious litigant can be held in contempt of court if they continue to conduct themselves in a manner the court finds abusive.
If what @Fag Smut said about needing 5 unsuccessful claims in 7 years without at least 2 successful claims during the same period is true, does this mean that if Russhole decided to move back to Utah next year, he could crank up the lolsuits in the Utah court system again?
 
Way back in September 2017, @Fag Smut worked out just how close Russhole was to being declared as a vexatious litigant in Utah:

If what @Fag Smut said about needing 5 unsuccessful claims in 7 years without at least 2 successful claims during the same period is true, does this mean that if Russhole decided to move back to Utah next year, he could crank up the lolsuits in the Utah court system again?
Looks like it, but he's only filed in small claims in Utah I think. Everything else has been through the federal courts. And there's no concrete criteria for being declared a vexatious litigant in the federal court system, but Freemantle indicated they might move to have him hit with some sort sanctions for shitting up the courts with his bullshit.
 
It's an interesting question, because most of our exposure to Russ is through his writing. Which, while pretty simplistic, is grammatically correct for the most part. So that gives the illusion of him being somewhere in a normal range.

And he also manages to live independently, hold down a job, understand what courts/PACs/police are for... mostly. Again, it's a bit misleading because he's not institutionalized, but he does seem to have a hard time maintaining employment and (up until Vegas) living arrangements. Meanwhile, he manages to file lawsuits that are at least technically lawsuits and aren't just random scribblings of "I SUE YOU" over and over. But I don't know that he really gets it. I don't think he really grasps abstract concepts outside of punishing the people he doesn't like for whatever reason.

Like, look at his public transit PAC. He wants trains. He's even identified a few places he thinks those trains should go. So now he wants people to build trains for him. He knows what a PAC is -- someone's put it into his head that this is a way to bring about change -- so he fills in the paperwork for a PAC. So now it should happen, right?

He doesn't actually understand the process, or urban planning, or fundraising (or web design for that matter). He knows how to fill in forms and articulate his desired outcome in very basic terms. You don't need to be much above 70 to do that.

And when the trains don't magically materialize, it's because someone intentionally stopped them from happening. Yes, I know a huge part of this is narcissism/entitlement/persecutory delusions. But I'm increasingly of the opinion that he honestly doesn't understand that there's more to it than just starting a PAC and waiting for the trains to happen. Like, he must know that he's going to have to talk to someone or something at some point, but his understanding of the process is so simplified that it's almost parodic.

A bit like writing a song and expecting immediate stardom. A bit like meeting a celebrity and expecting to be intimate. A bit like DMing someone on Instagram and expecting to become friends. It's not just that he's narcissistic enough to expect to skip steps. It's that he's wholly unaware of the existence of those steps.

Like I said, his actual level of functioning is an interesting question. What can be attributed to delusion and how much to simple low IQ is really hard to say.
Russell understands what things do, but he doesn't understand how or why they work that way. This isn't necessarily a Russell thing, by the way. For example, I know that a car can take me from point A to point B, but I barely understand how a car engine converts stinky fuel into kinetic motion, and I couldn't explain the concept of gears if my life depended on it. But so long as the car works, I don't really concern myself with those details. I'd hazard a guess and say most of us think this way about most parts of our life; if we need to know more, we can easily educate ourselves.

Rusty thinks this way with, well, life in general. He (thinks he) knows that if you do X, Y happens, and he doesn't trouble himself with the details- even if knowing those details would save him a lot of embarrassment. For example, if you study at a college and maintain a certain GPA, you get a degree. For Russ, his understanding ends here, which is why he thinks his paralegal degree is the same as the degree earned by an actual, bar-certified lawyer.

Since Russ lacks understanding of the nuances of the world at large, and since his narcissism precludes him from learning more, this leads him to experience the Dunning-Kruger effect across nearly all areas of his life- in particular, the areas that matter to him the most (wooing and suing).

I don't think he's got a sub-average IQ. I think his narcissism has made him a moron. He has convinced himself that he knows better than everyone else, and so he refuses to learn more. When this attitude inevitably bites him, he convinces himself that he's not wrong. If he admitted to himself that he got it wrong and educated himself, he could succeed in at least some of things he does (getting fit, for example.)
 
If Goblin is scared of hiring a local call girl where it's not legal due to fear of being arrested as he said in one newspaper about his legalize brothels attempts then he would be terrified at trying to find a dealer. Getting a drug arrest on his record would make sure he would NEVER be hired in any office as a paralegal or even mail room..
It would be hilarious if he got Busted in a prostitution sting. Which I have sort of thought it could happen to him.
 
If Russell starts popping titty skittles it might halt his balding. Sorry, her balding.

Then Russette could start lurking in the women's restrooms, and have she her ladypenis sucked.
Oh GHOD don't even go there. The throught of Russhole trooning out as the very last goddamn resort under Chris-Chan logic of 'I saw most girls were lesbians, so I decided to be one too' is at the same time completely impossible to his 'studly' self-image yet horribly plausable as well. (:_(
 
Russell understands what things do, but he doesn't understand how or why they work that way. This isn't necessarily a Russell thing, by the way. For example, I know that a car can take me from point A to point B, but I barely understand how a car engine converts stinky fuel into kinetic motion, and I couldn't explain the concept of gears if my life depended on it. But so long as the car works, I don't really concern myself with those details. I'd hazard a guess and say most of us think this way about most parts of our life; if we need to know more, we can easily educate ourselves.

Rusty thinks this way with, well, life in general. He (thinks he) knows that if you do X, Y happens, and he doesn't trouble himself with the details- even if knowing those details would save him a lot of embarrassment. For example, if you study at a college and maintain a certain GPA, you get a degree. For Russ, his understanding ends here, which is why he thinks his paralegal degree is the same as the degree earned by an actual, bar-certified lawyer.

Since Russ lacks understanding of the nuances of the world at large, and since his narcissism precludes him from learning more, this leads him to experience the Dunning-Kruger effect across nearly all areas of his life- in particular, the areas that matter to him the most (wooing and suing).

I don't think he's got a sub-average IQ. I think his narcissism has made him a moron. He has convinced himself that he knows better than everyone else, and so he refuses to learn more. When this attitude inevitably bites him, he convinces himself that he's not wrong. If he admitted to himself that he got it wrong and educated himself, he could succeed in at least some of things he does (getting fit, for example.)
The thing about how narcissism affects functionality, is that narcissists can change as long as they can rationalize it somehow so that it doesn't conflict with their egotism. For example, Russ could theoretically modify his approach to making music, blaming the keytar for being out of fashion these days, and take up a new instrument. It's not his fault you see, it's just that trends in The Biz change all the time for no reason at all. Nothing to do with him. A narcissist with normal IQ and no autism could take this approach; it might take him longer than a normal person because of the need to work around his egomania, but they could do it. But that's not Russ. Just like how he could say that people these days just aren't as impressed by class as they used to be, it's not his fault, he had a suit and everything, but it's those trashy women. But no, he keeps wearing that increasingly battered and filthy suit everywhere. It's this absolute inflexibility that strongly points to me towards autism. And people with autism lose brain matter with age faster than normal people, because they're deficient in all sorts of key antioxidants, minerals, and vitamins, especially B vitamins. And it's obvious to any normal person that Russ's diet of cheap sugary garbage isn't nourishing anyone's brain correctly, let alone an autistic person's. That's the trickiest thing about trying to estimate his IQ; it's a moving target, and it's constantly going downward.
 
This might sound autistic af, I blame cannabis edibles I eat at night for sleep. I'm not sure why, but I think the name "Molly Lense" is a very lovely name. Something about the way it sounds. Molly.. Lense.. it's like a beautiful series of sounds in the right order, or something. It's not easy to describe. It's like the feel of the sounds in the words, if that makes sense.

It certainly doesn't sound borderline vulgar like Russell.. Greer.. yech, it just sounds bad, doesn't it? It's just like a nasty, gross, plaid-mixed-with-paisley-and-mustard-stains kinda name.

If you know I'm getting at, it's funny isn't it? Russell Greer. The name itself is just fucking gross.
 
This might sound autistic af, I blame cannabis edibles I eat at night for sleep. I'm not sure why, but I think the name "Molly Lense" is a very lovely name. Something about the way it sounds. Molly.. Lense.. it's like a beautiful series of sounds in the right order, or something. It's not easy to describe. It's like the feel of the sounds in the words, if that makes sense.

It certainly doesn't sound borderline vulgar like Russell.. Greer.. yech, it just sounds bad, doesn't it? It's just like a nasty, gross, plaid-mixed-with-paisley-and-mustard-stains kinda name.

If you know I'm getting at, it's funny isn't it? Russell Greer. The name itself is just fucking gross.
God damn hippies!
 
I would recommend Melatonin. It's a natural chemical produced by your body, and it doesn't cause you to sperg like this.
Melatonin doesn't do shit, imo. Tried it. What do you mean, sperging? From ratings it looks like other people can hear it in the names too. Molly Lense, great name. Wonderful name. Like a fictional character's name, it sounds almost like a name someone would pick for themself, like an "artificial" name, if you will.

Russel Greer though? Nasty name. Gross name. Like the name of a parasite or foot fungus.

You really can't feel it? I'm pretty sure I could sense it while sober, but it's much more noticeable in my present state of mind. Greer. Ugh. Russell Greer. It's just gross sounding.
 
Melatonin doesn't do shit, imo. Tried it. What do you mean, sperging? From ratings it looks like other people can hear it in the names too. Molly Lense, great name. Wonderful name. Like a fictional character's name, it sounds almost like a name someone would pick for themself, like an "artificial" name, if you will.

Russel Greer though? Nasty name. Gross name. Like the name of a parasite or foot fungus.

You really can't feel it? I'm pretty sure I could sense it while sober, but it's much more noticeable in my present state of mind. Greer. Ugh. Russell Greer. It's just gross sounding.
Melatonin is a fragile chemical and is very often destroyed by the tablet-pressing process. There are actually many "melatonin" tablets on the market that as a result contain no measurable melatonin. Get capsules instead.
 
Fit, legit, and... transmit?

Transmit what? Like an STD or something?

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Also, very rapidly balding.
What the hell is going on with his hair on the one side, ignore the greasiness, I mean why does he keep it that long to the one side?
Is he preparing for the inevitable day he needs to comb it over once he hits balding on the top? The way he also wears his glasses crooked and mask under his nose also makes me irrationally angry.
 
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I'm not sure he'd stoop to slipping a girl a roofie. He prides himself on being a nice guy, and there's no way to square spiking a girl's drink with a date rape drug with being nice. He could justify his harassment of Erika because in his mind, he wasn't harassing her. He was trying to explain why she had to fuck him. Even in his broken mind, I don't think he could justify drugging a girl and then raping her.
Nice guys don't pay for whores, either, but Russ does. "Nice" in this case is just a strategy for getting sex.

I'd say the main thing stopping Russ from drugging and rape is inability to get his hands on the drug.
 
Is Russ growing his hair long? Are going to have a sleazy ponytail skullet and suit arc soon? The fuck is he thinking? He can’t take care of his hair when it’s short, he’s going to look like (even more) like a wild man of the woods when his hair is long. I have zero idea of social media influencers - is long hair on men a thing now? Or is Russ just struggling to find a pretty hairdresser that doesn’t get sleeved out by him hitting on her.

Now I’ve made myself feel ill. Those poor hairdressers of Las Vegas, having to run their hands through Russ’s hair. You just know he’d be the worst, creepy client.
 
Oh GHOD don't even go there. The throught of Russhole trooning out as the very last goddamn resort under Chris-Chan logic of 'I saw most girls were lesbians, so I decided to be one too' is at the same time completely impossible to his 'studly' self-image yet horribly plausable as well. (:_(

Aww, c'mon. If Russ troons out, he'd definitely go top of the running for Lolcow of the Year 2022. Chris blew everyone out of the water last year. Obviously. But '22 is still up for grabs. Russhole could win something for the first time in his sad little life.
 
If Russ was trans, he'd top Chris for being the ugliest woman in the world. Imagine the long, greasy hair that he hasn't washed or brushed in 2 weeks, drooling off his sloppily drawn on lipstick, fluttering his eyelashes over his dead, beady eyes...

Also I feel like his adoptive parents were the ultimate trolls when they named him. Hell, they could have kept the first name Brett. Not a great name, but a pretty normal, forgettable name. No, they has to curse him for life as Russell Godfrey Greer: a hideous name for a detestable human.
 
I'd say the main thing stopping Russ from drugging and rape is inability to get his hands on the drug.
i'd say it's more his inability to convince a girl to have a drink with him
the only ones who do that are the hookers he pays for it, and those probably are careful enough around clients to not give him an opportunity in the first place
 
If what @Fag Smut said about needing 5 unsuccessful claims in 7 years without at least 2 successful claims during the same period is true,
It is.
does this mean that if Russhole decided to move back to Utah next year, he could crank up the lolsuits in the Utah court system again?
Yes, I don't see wht he couldn't
 
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