Dramacow Joe Clark - Tranny-Hating Nellie Queen, Easily-Triggered Type Sperg, Most Hated Man in The Six

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Today's contestant is the reliably touchy Joe Clark. You may remember him from a few years' back when the Redditors made excellent sport of him. The follow-up conversation was equally epic. He is also legendary for having irritated his book designer enough that he hid a Goatse in the cover design.

The bounty of Joeisms is rich. Here's a few good ones:
• After a respected activist commits suicide, Joe leaves insulting comments about him on a memorial page dedicated to him.
• Joe appoints himself some poor guy's Harshest Critic, is actually interviewed by him and proves himself to be a complete wang.
• He then goes and posts a transcript of that guy being interviewed on TV in which his own complete wangery is agreed on by all present.
• Perhaps seeing himself in the mirror, Joe runs a blog keeping track of old gay Heros.
• Joe got banned from the Public Library after calling a hapless employee a "fat cunt" and "a peon" and physically threatening him.
• Moar drama! [old]

Positively obsessed with masculinity, ironically Joe himself is a rather fey and effeminate man. (Some of his most reliable chimp spasms can be produced by pointing this out.) He's pretty sublte for many tastes maybe, but Joe Clark is truly the cow who keeps on giving.

Though you find his blog contains gem after gem, Joe is one of those cows that responds best when prodded. But beware! There are rules.
 
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Thanks for the advise! Longtime lurker in Phil threads, still trying to figure out the "house style" I guess.

You are absolutely right, and the bounty is rich. Here's a few good ones:
• After a respected activist commits suicide, Joe leaves insulting comments about him on a memorial page dedicated to him.
• Joe appoints himself some poor guy's Harshest Critic, is actually interviewed by him and proves himself to be a complete wang.
• He then goes and posts a transcript of that guy being interviewed on TV in which his own complete wangery is agreed on by all present.
• Perhaps seeing himself in the mirror, Joe runs a blog keeping track of old gay Heros.
• Joe got banned from the Public Library after calling a hapless employee a "fat cunt" and "a peon" and physically threatening him.
• Moar drama! [old]

He's pretty sublte for many tastes maybe, but Joe Clark is truly the cow who keeps on giving.
 
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Thanks @MarvinTheParanoidAndroid, I did just that. Joe is too good not to share.

Some other spergy no-hope projects of his:
https://canadalandwatch.wordpress.com/
https://tplfans.wordpress.com/
https://markleduc.wordpress.com/
https://fantasticmanlist.wordpress.com/
http://leslieville.org/

Champion Joeism:

I am considered too tart and sarcastic by every institution I tangle with, up to and including institutions that paid me to do work for them. Every field in which I am an expert, including one in which I am the last expert standing, has carried out a dazzling omertà against me. There are airtight blacklists preventing me from working in all my fields. Because of my attitude and tendency to disagree and be right about it, according to these guinea pigs I deserve the ostracism and estrangement meted out to me.

I do not. As I have written here, you (however defined) believe the pain and torment I’ve been put through are the least I deserve. It’s the least punishment that daring to disagree and be right would naturally warrant. It’s the least I deserve. My tone (everything is about “tone”) warrants nothing less. You have no idea what you’ve done.
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It's all there mostly, in two paragraphs. If you go by the brilliant diagnostic lolcow definition offered by @Jaimas Joe Clark fulfills every one of the criteria: Irrational Hatred Towards/Fear of Criticism, Disproportionate Response, Aggressive Platform Control (Joe started like a hundred different Wordpress blogs, all with comments disabled), Dismissal of Opposition and Lack of Humility
 
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Dentontx said:
I am considered too tart and sarcastic by every institution I tangle with, up to and including institutions that paid me to do work for them. Every field in which I am an expert, including one in which I am the last expert standing, has carried out a dazzling omertà against me.
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In what field(s) is he an expert in?
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There are airtight blacklists preventing me from working in all my fields. Because of my attitude and tendency to disagree and be right about it, according to these guinea pigs I deserve the ostracism and estrangement meted out to me.
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What exactly is his work experience? Is he currently employed? If he behaves IRL like he does online, I can understand why no one wants him on their premises.
 
To hear him tell it, Joe is an expert in Web Accessibility, with a minor in Signage of the Toronto Transit System. (Interestingly he has a similar fixation on public signage as Phil/ADF does, possibly a symptom of an undiagnosed Aspergers condition. Though as far as I know he's never made up his own country.)

At present Joe appears to be both unemployed, and unemployable.
 
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Thanks for the advise! Longtime lurker in Phil threads, still trying to figure out the "house style" I guess.

You are absolutely right, and the bounty is rich. Here's a few good ones:
• After a respected activist commits suicide, Joe leaves insulting comments about him on a memorial page dedicated to him.
• Joe appoints himself some poor guy's Harshest Critic, is actually interviewed by him and proves himself to be a complete wang.
• He then goes and posts a transcript of that guy being interviewed on TV in which his own complete wangery is agreed on by all present.
• Perhaps seeing himself in the mirror, Joe runs a blog keeping track of old gay Heros.
• Joe got banned from the Public Library after calling a hapless employee a "fat cunt" and "a peon" and physically threatening him.
• Moar drama! [old]

He's pretty sublte for many tastes maybe, but Joe Clark is truly the cow who keeps on giving.
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It takes a special kind of retardation to get banned from a library.
 
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Yeah, I also thought at first this was the Joe Clark who was prime minister for a brief interim in the middle of the Pierre Trudeau administration.

Also, this guy's into public transit signage? Wow, I'm already a fan of this guy.
 
Sorry, I'd been working on a Joe mega-post this weekend but had to work overtime yesterday and came home too tired to do it. Was just going to edit the OP to add the new material, but here it is. Long story short, Joe makes a crazy appearance on the Canadaland podcast (and the host is too polite to call him out on his wangery/compulsive sperging.) Audio and transcript here.
 
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Wait, so, like, he's a columnist for a gay magazine, he's effeminate and girly, and he likes to take it up the ass--but he rabidly hates trannies to the point of destroying his career over them? I'm sorry, what? Oh, and apparently he hates women... It's not every day that you see an MRA who's actually out of the fag closet, I guess. Good for you, Joe.

But just damn, this tranny shit is intense.

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It's almost like he's repressing a desire to become a woman and projecting his self-hatred onto trannies who are less repressed than he is. In fact, I'd bet money that Joe will crack and have a sex change someday.

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Obsessions of an autist.

Treblinkachu said:
Wait, so, like, he's a columnist for a gay magazine, he's effeminate and girly, and he likes to take it up the ass--but he rabidly hates trannies to the point of destroying his career over them? I'm sorry, what? Oh, and apparently he hates women... It's not every day that you see an MRA who's actually out of the fag closet, I guess. Good for you, Joe.
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Right? It's like he's a radfem, but misogynist. Maybe a TERA (Trans Exclusionary Righteous Aspergerian).
 
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12/21/2015: Oooh! Looks like Joe has a new project!

It looks like Joe's been reading the Farms. I wonder how long it'll take him to name it, Phil-style.

12/18/2016: Late-breaking Joe Clark news! His lonely quest to de-trannify Canada makes the paper! Troons everywhere cower in terror/bounce and squeak/shit themselves and do nothing.

Really it's amazing that such a thoroughly unlikeable human being managed to get someone to write nice things about him in public. I have it on good word that he can't walk down the street in Leslieville without someone wanting to punch him in his oh so punchable face.

The punchable face in question.

2/17/2019: HAHAHAHAHA, I know nobody even cares about this cow but me, because his chimpouts are text-only, but this is too good not to pass along:

Joe seems to have set himself up as something of a BDSM editor? Here, let's let the man (?) himself describe his services:

I call my work severe technical editing because many works prove to be unpublishable after I edit them – i.e., my edits proved the books were unpublishable. One design book that I severely edited was only ever published nearly two decades later (and with none of my edits).
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That's right! Hire this selfrighteous failcow and you too can ensure your work never sees print. The autism is off the charts here:

I assume every stated fact is incorrect. If presented with the phrase “Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau,” I will:
  • verify there is a place called Canadian (there isn’t; it’s Canada and the adjective is Canadian)
  • that Canada has a prime minister
  • that Prime Minister is rendered in initial caps (only in some contexts; probably not this one)
  • that Justin Trudeau exists; that his name is rendered that way; and that he was the sitting prime minister at the time the manuscript was written and when it is expected to be published

I can't imagine what Joe is thinking TBH fam. I can't believe even he thinks that this sounds appealing or professional or that even a single potential client would find this spiel convincing. It's OK though, like all of his failprojects I'm sure he'll quietly take it down before long, and add it to the long list of such he keeps (or see bottom of page here).

And hey if you do happen to require the services of a severe technical editor you can always get in touch:

Mail edit at this domain for inquiries.​
 
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severe technical editor? are we sure he isn't missing a couple sylabbles in there? did he mean "severely irrelevant and sad technical editor"?
 
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