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This sounds like a normal day for Jude, to be honest.
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This sounds like a normal day for Jude, to be honest.
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I thought I’d seen the worst of her asspat posts, but this one is an entirely new level. Now she wants praise for simply sitting upright. Poor thing got exhausted just from sitting up. Uwu soft baby.
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Don’t photographers have to be willing to be on their feet and physically uncomfortable often? I’ve seen them rolling around on the ground to get certain shots, to say nothing of lugging equipment around. Complaining about how she can’t be bothered to stay upright isn’t a good look for her career.
Maybe she and Jen can lie in bed across from each other and have a photo shoot.
Maybe she and Jen can lie in bed across from each other and have a photo shoot.
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- Aug 16, 2018
Jude’s “fatigue” is mostly just from her being fat and lazy. I honestly can’t tell the difference between Jude’s sick days versus not sick days because she’ll use every excuse she can to never move around. If Jude simply decided to go for 15-20 minute walks every day, she’d not only fall asleep easier, she’d also wake up better and not feel tired. If she doesn’t want to touch grass, cleaning her messy room is an option too. It would also put less pressure on her dad to clean for her, but Jude is the type of person to reject any job that doesn’t give her immediate adoration from others, so cleaning for her is rare, if it ever does happen.
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Jude delayed or cancelled so many Twitch streams because "am baby, baby needs sleep." If I called off work every time I was tired, I wouldn't have a job to call off for. This bitch has never learned to put on her bootstraps and endure discomfort if it's in her best interest to do so. She is in for a very rude awakening when daddy dies and that last safety net is bye bye.
I'm also in team "not Covid/she just took a PCR test too soon after boosting." Even if she had Covid, she sleeps and stays in bed so fucking often that I don't think she would even realize that she had it. Every member of my family that got the coof (or at least displayed symptoms) were able to realize that they probably had it because they were basically knocked off their asses. I'm talking days in bed barely able to move. These are relatively healthy people, mind you. None of them are super lithe or buff athletes, but they're not Jude sized either. Jude is always claiming aches and pains and that she can't get out of bed, so how would she be able to realize that she had Covid unless it got to the point she needed to go to the hospital? At that point her dad would probably need it even more than her, 'cause exposure.
I'm also in team "not Covid/she just took a PCR test too soon after boosting." Even if she had Covid, she sleeps and stays in bed so fucking often that I don't think she would even realize that she had it. Every member of my family that got the coof (or at least displayed symptoms) were able to realize that they probably had it because they were basically knocked off their asses. I'm talking days in bed barely able to move. These are relatively healthy people, mind you. None of them are super lithe or buff athletes, but they're not Jude sized either. Jude is always claiming aches and pains and that she can't get out of bed, so how would she be able to realize that she had Covid unless it got to the point she needed to go to the hospital? At that point her dad would probably need it even more than her, 'cause exposure.
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It seems like Jude also appreciates the lunacy sticker
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- Sep 20, 2016
Which is why her pretending to have a photography career is so hilarious. She's spent the last two and a half years malingering, skiving off any semblance of work when she felt the least bit tired, sore, ill, or stressed. She couldn't even plant her fat ass in a chair to play games for a couple of hours—not even something as low-effort and amenable to socializing during gameplay as Animal Crossing—on a consistent basis. How many streaming schedules did she post, then promptly ignore?
So we're now to believe she's going to haul her camera and tripod to various locations, possibly even walking part of the way, where she will be on her feet for the duration of the session before heading home. We're to believe she will arrive on time. We're to believe that if she has to postpone or cancel a session, she will give her clients an appropriate amount of notice—she expects at least 12 hours' notice from clients who have to cancel, or they forfeit their deposit; will she hold herself to her own standards?
This is the dim bulb who was actively gunning for a fibro diagnosis, who constantly complains about how much her "bones" hurt, and how hard it is to get out of bed, and who routinely stays up all night and doesn't get up until afternoon (so good luck if you want to catch clear, early-morning light).
And yet, we're to believe she has been miraculously healed of all her aches and pains, and is raring to go. LOL, Jude, Babosa pendeja, you may be able to fool a few naive dangerhairs on Insta, but Kiwi Farms remembers, and I'm not buying your shit for an instant.
Even if she does have a breakthrough infection, it's entirely possible for her to still be totally asymptomatic, just like the vast majority of other people who test positive. Sure, she's at much higher risk for developing severe Covid that requires hospitalization, given that she's obese, and likely diabetic and Vitamin D deficient, but being in a high-risk category doesn't automatically mean she will get sick at all. If it did, we'd already have seen a truly catastrophic fatty die-off, and that hasn't happened.
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Fibro my ass. How do you even diagnose this on a fatty when you can't accurately reach the pain points or rule out the FAT and LAZY is not the cause of all those problems? It is still mainly a diagnose of exclusion.
Also, prepare for the incoming Long CoVid Arc. It's the new Fibro/POTS/EDS.
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- Aug 22, 2013
I worked at a morgue and saw corpses who looked more lively.
Jude's collective will be a narcissist nightmare where she dreams she can direct other creatives who will draw in the clients she can't manage to bring in herself. I, for one, welcome this interaction. Jude always needs to be queen bee of her social group so her trying to collab with other artists will be a nightmare.
Of course, since she's no longer putting herself out there in the SJW space she's unlikely to attract pity from the LGBTQ crew on IG. They're pretty chill (for the most part), and are not going to feel any obligation to her because she's a queer. fat POC. IG isn't Twitter, and she's going to find that out to her detriment.
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I would love to see this fat bitch suffer actual bone pain for an hour or two.
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I think her face somehow looks more atrophied, sort of like she just hasn't moved her face to talk or chew or do anything but let her jaw go slack so she can mouthbreathe
The terminally online are in this perpetual corpse pallor. Her skin is fucking gray. J, who is a bedbound retard who has more chins than wrists, somehow seems more vital and healthy in this comparison.
Also jesus christ Jude was such a fake gamer that after getting booted by her faggot audience on twitch she is now reverting to a more depressive, mind-rotting hobby for senior citizens, watching TV and sharing the rich insight "i'm watching tv" to all who listen
She might as well be in a coma
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Actual Fibro pain is not fun either. It's not just a little ouchy here and there, especially in later stages. If Jude had actual Fibro she would never get out of bed again and never stop whining.
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She has an adjustable bed? How old is she again? 80? Did she kick her old father out of it and trade it for hers?
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An adjustable bed? Are you fucking with me?
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She’s just preparing for her next career: person who is too fat to get out of bed.
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Ding, dong! The twitch streamer career arc is officially dead! Pour one out for judes gaming PC. May she be forced to sell ir for way lower a price.
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- Dec 16, 2019
$1,500!? Yeah right. I highly doubt that Jude took the time to clean out all of the dust, cat hair, and whatever grime that PC accumulated over the few years she had it. And at that price you could just buy a brand new one, or buy the parts to build one yourself for even less.
But the funniest part is the $50 keyboard & mouse, like anyone would take those filth-covered pieces of crap for free, let alone $50.
But the funniest part is the $50 keyboard & mouse, like anyone would take those filth-covered pieces of crap for free, let alone $50.
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Wow. Jude must be hard up for money if she's selling her gaming PC. And $1500 for a system that's 4 years old!?! Yeah, good luck finding someone stupid enough to buy that deal.
And it must kill her that the Twitch grift has finally come to a close, as has the Twitter grift. She's back at square one, and she doesn't have the intelligence, nor drive, nor the manipulation skills, to ever get back where she was.
And did she really finally do a selfie where her eyes aren't closed and her tongue sticking out? I'd be impressed, but once again, she still picks the worst angles. If I saw a "photographer" who charges her rates, but still can't do a decent selfie, that tells me all I need to know about her photography skills.
And it must kill her that the Twitch grift has finally come to a close, as has the Twitter grift. She's back at square one, and she doesn't have the intelligence, nor drive, nor the manipulation skills, to ever get back where she was.
And did she really finally do a selfie where her eyes aren't closed and her tongue sticking out? I'd be impressed, but once again, she still picks the worst angles. If I saw a "photographer" who charges her rates, but still can't do a decent selfie, that tells me all I need to know about her photography skills.