Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Has Blobby posted about that granny who got trounced in Canada yet?

I'm sure it's the hardest his millimeter Peter has been since he watched Cuties for the first time.
His responses will be the same as the subhuman nigger cattle on social media and in the COVID conspiracy theorist thread in Community Watch:
1. It didn't happen that way!
2. It did, but she's fine!
3. She's not fine, but it doesn't matter, because she's MAGA trash anti-vaxxer fascist and not a person! Fuck around and find out!

The events happening up north do legitimately make my blood boil, but not nearly as much as the people joyfully cheering it on.
These are the kinds of people that Philip K Dick was actually talking about whenever he used the term "Android."

If Dick read Bob's Twitter, he would immediately say "this is not a man - this is an android."
 
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I'd say that's my fault for not being clear, but then the names of the game and the genre are the same. But yes.
  • Wokists love cyberpunk (the genre), seeing it as a utopia.
  • Most people see cyberpunk (the genre) as a dystopia for the reasons you listed.
  • They hate CP2077 (and the TTRPG it's based on) because smashes the utopian vision, claiming the game misses the point and "is not real cyberpunk".
I kind disagree about the unchecked power of corporations though. In the same way they love the idea of a working class uprising but fly into a rage whenever the working class don't do what the government says, so too do they claim to be anti-big corporations and then scream bloody murder whenever someone criticises Disney, Google, or CNN.


I've not watched a Bob video in a while, but I'm making an exception here. A movie based on a game he doesn't like. This is going to be good.

He spends the first third of the review complaining that Tom Holland isn't given enough screen time. I'm not a film buff, so I don't know what Mark Walberg has done to get dismissed as "that guy from Netflix's Spencer for Hire." that drags the movie down.

I got a smile from him describing Nathan Drake as "a douche-bag with a thesaurus". Also, he pronounces it "Thess-a-ress".

Then there's a bizarre point that he knew it was going to be a bad movie because it didn't piss gamers off.

After a whole review shitting on the film aside from the two pirate ship set piece, he gives it a 5/10.

The video ends with a picture of Kirby eating a car and the caption "This is still so important".


Having never seen the film, if it's major crimes are Mark Walberg is in it too much and gets the best one liners, "spiderman" isn't in it enough, and it didn't piss off gamers enough, it sounds like it might be a decent enough film. Any kiwis want to give it a real review or recommend a YouTuber that has?
Its an OK adventure movie. Not bad but not great. Its just alright. My only gripe was having the movie be about a much younger Drake. You will not be seeing the smug 40 something smartass you are used to in the games rather a younger more green version. Bob's Nintendo fanboyism is showing as he just hated the movie because the Uncharted games are not on his chosen bit of overpriced plastic, this movie is more of a 7/10.

TL;DR The Uncharted movie is in the same tier as the 1995 Mortal Kombat film or the first Resident Evil movie. Watchable.

This raises the bigger question of who would take Bob seriously as a movie critic when he lets a brand of FUCKING PLASTIC ELTRONIC TOYS cloud his judgement.
 
Its an OK adventure movie. Not bad but not great. Its just alright. My only gripe was having the movie be about a much younger Drake. You will not be seeing the smug 40 something smartass you are used to in the games rather a younger more green version. Bob's Nintendo fanboyism is showing as he just hated the movie because the Uncharted games are not on his chosen bit of overpriced plastic, this movie is more of a 7/10.

TL;DR The Uncharted movie is in the same tier as the 1995 Mortal Kombat film or the first Resident Evil movie. Watchable.

This raises the bigger question of who would take Bob seriously as a movie critic when he lets a brand of FUCKING PLASTIC ELTRONIC TOYS cloud his judgement.
Fortunately, no one important - just his orbiters who are even more dull-witted than he is.
He's still a chosen critic on Rotten Tomatoes, which is a big enough crime in and of itself. So, unfortunately, the guy who thinks that a movie must be bad just because he thinks it won't make gamers mad enough gets to help push the percentage in one direction or another.
 
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Imagine having a Wii and being such a mental deficient you only stick to Mario or party games. Lot of good stuff like The Last Story, Tatsunoko Vs Capcom, House of The Dead Overkill and Xenoblade on the Wii.
I remember back in Game Overthinker episode 18 he was begging for Capcom to port over Tatsunoko Vs Capcom to the US. I don't know exactly how big Bob's Wii library is but I know he's gotten more use out of his DS for all the DS shit he gushes about in his episodes.

Edit: episode 25 he mentions at the end at least 50 peeps wrote to him the news that Tatsunoko Vs Capcom was coming to the US. still not confirmed if he played it or not.
 
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His responses will be the same as the subhuman nigger cattle on social media and in the COVID conspiracy theorist thread in Community Watch:
1. It didn't happen that way!
2. It did, but she's fine!
3. She's not fine, but it doesn't matter, because she's MAGA trash anti-vaxxer fascist and not a person! Fuck around and find out!

The events happening up north do legitimately make my blood boil, but not nearly as much as the people joyfully cheering it on.
These are the kinds of people that Philip K Dick was actually talking about whenever he used the term "Android."

If Dick read Bob's Twitter, he would immediately say "this is not a man - this is an android."
Bob thinks hes a superman who couldn't fly, when really he's a solitary predator.
Pretty apt description, especially since the main thing that separated androids from humans wasn't their biological genetic design, or mechanics.
It was a lack of empathy. It's how a human can be turned into an automaton through social conditioning.

Which is funny, because "Electric Sheep" came from Phil doing research for Man in the High Castle.
You're associating what PKD found in Nazis with Bob.
The funny thing is that because Bob doesn't empathize with "his prey", he fits the description.

So once again, Bob's impulse is in line with nazis, its just that his ideology is not based on racial superiority, but what he considers intellectual superiority.
The cold truth is that because he never engages with anyone, he can never be disproven.

 
Bob thinks hes a superman who couldn't fly, when really he's a solitary predator.
Pretty apt description, especially since the main thing that separated androids from humans wasn't their biological genetic design, or mechanics.
It was a lack of empathy. It's how a human can be turned into an automaton through social conditioning.

Which is funny, because "Electric Sheep" came from Phil doing research for Man in the High Castle.
You're associating what PKD found in Nazis with Bob.
The funny thing is that because Bob doesn't empathize with "his prey", he fits the description.

So once again, Bob's impulse is in line with nazis, its just that his ideology is not based on racial superiority, but what he considers intellectual superiority.
The cold truth is that because he never engages with anyone, he can never be disproven.

I believe Dick also later said another aspect of the "reflex machines" that he was describing is that they only cared about their own self pleasure and desires - something that I'd say is a strong aspect of Bob and other consoomers like him. They exist to "consume product and get excited for next product," demanding that their own shallow whims be constantly fulfilled - give me the next sugary cereal! Give me the next Marvel Movie! Give me the next Funko Pop!

Your mentioning of people being turned into automotans via social conditioning brings me back to @GuntPunt's theory that corporations and social media site like Reddit are actively trying to condition people into being MovieBob types for the sake of selling product. That's a frightening idea - that corporations are actively trying to turn humans into androids.
 
Urban votes simply matter more because urbanites are more Properly Evolved.
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"As ever, two types of people: Thinkers and Believers - 'Good vs. Evil,' for those smart enough to think beyond good vs. evil."

No comment on this is possible.
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Gonna sperg.

Zack Snyder's Justice League having the dramatic moment that saves the day being The Flash not punching anyone but still violating A One Rule to empower his teammates is a better superhero moment than most anything Gunn or the MCU (or Snyder previously!) has produced. Had he not been blinded by the rage, Bob could have pointed out that Gunn himself went for a similar conclusion in the first Guardians, although he still used it to attack the ultimate enemy. Snyder's conclusion is the superior to most comic films because half the characters (Cyborg, The Flash, Batman) are empowered to both support their teammates and the ultimate goal beyond simply punching Steppenwolf more times, which none of them actually do leaving the fight to the heavies, first Wonder Woman and Aquaman, and then Superman when he arrives but all remain important to the conclusion. (Whedon's version ignores this and simply has Superman do literally everything.) I will not be taking questions or dissent on this point.

Snyder got this in all the encounters in Justice League*, until Wonder Woman chops off Steppenwolf's head they never win through a fight. (Not even then, they win by denying Darkseid's McGuffin to Earth.) While the others are engaged with Steppenwolf and the Parademons (who Batman takes both times since he obviously can't take Steppenwolf) in the first encounter it's up to The Flash to save all the hostages. When they all fight Superman, nothing they do to fight with him works and it's the best fight in the movie and Snyder's best since Smallville, with Batman achieving less than nothing. Snyder had actually figured it out (back in 2017 too), while still giving us fights, and it was the best evidence from anyone making these films that they were learning about the genre. I will take even fewer questions and dissent on this.

Bob thinks you can parody this due to the execution (personally I liked it, especially the music, I'll leave that all up to you) but I think you'd have to completely ignore the theme of it to pull it off. The idea that a superhero can win the day and help his teammates without fighting anyone is what these films should be all about. I like much of the MCU even its garbage, but it rarely gets this, Snyder for all his very clear problems and with the opportunity to give in completely to his worst predilections not only avoided it but gave the best moments to the two characters (The Flash and Cyborg) to achieve a victory without it WHILE recognizing something in their personal narrative. (For what it's worth, I would expect Gunn to be the MCU person most likely to do something like this potentially in Guardians 3.)

*Even in the battle with the Amazons (and Atlantis), the ultimate goal was to get the Mother Box away, fighting with Steppenwolf was only a delaying tactic. The only straight fight in the movie is the flashback battle with the Gods and Green Lantern. It's the one Snyder film that doesn't fall back on dramatic fight scenes! (He finally learned the straightforward lesson of The Battle of Thermopylae!)
 
I remember back in Game Overthinker episode 18 he was begging for Capcom to port over Tatsunoko Vs Capcom to the US. I don't know exactly how big Bob's Wii library is but I know he's gotten more use out of his DS for all the DS shit he gushes about in his episodes.

Edit: episode 25 he mentions at the end at least 50 peeps wrote to him the news that Tatsunoko Vs Capcom was coming to the US. still not confirmed if he played it or not.
Well this was way before phone games were colorful enough to grab his attention, so he needed the DS so he could play it in his car until everyone went to sleep.

I have to wonder about this. When I was a teen and also as a young adult and my family were doing things I wasn't into, I'd either stay in my room or come out but read a book or play my DS with the volume down in the same room while they watched TV or whatever. And plenty of people have done this too. I assume these days while the parents are watching Netflix the kids are playing games on their tablets. Why couldn't Bob have done this too? Why did he have to go out to the car? Did they get into an argument over the fact that he was in his mid twenties and had absolutely no prospects to move out at this time, so he was trying to stay away as much as possible? Did he come in to eat dinner, then go back out, or did he go to McDonald's and eat his small meal for an average sized person in the car?

What would be funnier is if he actually did just sit in his room all day like a normal nerd, and thought it would be more impressive to mention he had a car.
 
Well this was way before phone games were colorful enough to grab his attention, so he needed the DS so he could play it in his car until everyone went to sleep.

I have to wonder about this. When I was a teen and also as a young adult and my family were doing things I wasn't into, I'd either stay in my room or come out but read a book or play my DS with the volume down in the same room while they watched TV or whatever. And plenty of people have done this too. I assume these days while the parents are watching Netflix the kids are playing games on their tablets. Why couldn't Bob have done this too? Why did he have to go out to the car? Did they get into an argument over the fact that he was in his mid twenties and had absolutely no prospects to move out at this time, so he was trying to stay away as much as possible? Did he come in to eat dinner, then go back out, or did he go to McDonald's and eat his small meal for an average sized person in the car?

What would be funnier is if he actually did just sit in his room all day like a normal nerd, and thought it would be more impressive to mention he had a car.
My $20 is on they told him to turn down the volume, the repetitive SFX were giving them a headache, followed by Bob erupting in a low-grade tirade about how being able to hear the bing bing wahoos was "integral to the deeper experience of Mahrio and" before being told "from now on, if people are in the house, you have to turn the volume down". This angered him greatly, but, he had no recourse. With not enough money to buy his own place, what was he to do? But he couldn't let the philistines win! He still had to have that sweet sweet full game experience. So, he ended up in the driveway, in his car, because that was the biggest "fuck you" he could manage without actually facing any consequences. I'm still on the property! I Can still hear it! And you can't! So I won!

So much for the "tough guy" who's won a bunch of fights, huh?
 
My $20 is on they told him to turn down the volume, the repetitive SFX were giving them a headache, followed by Bob erupting in a low-grade tirade about how being able to hear the bing bing wahoos was "integral to the deeper experience of Mahrio and" before being told "from now on, if people are in the house, you have to turn the volume down". This angered him greatly, but, he had no recourse. With not enough money to buy his own place, what was he to do? But he couldn't let the philistines win! He still had to have that sweet sweet full game experience. So, he ended up in the driveway, in his car, because that was the biggest "fuck you" he could manage without actually facing any consequences. I'm still on the property! I Can still hear it! And you can't! So I won!

So much for the "tough guy" who's won a bunch of fights, huh?
Yes, my money is in the idea that Bob went out to his car to harass and stress out his parents, who for whatever faults they had were putting up with this useless parasite. Now, I'm surprised he didn't drive away in his car and park someplace to "really show them." My guess is he didn't feel like it, or was afraid to for some reason. So as an adult with a drivers license, his reaction to whatever set him off with his parents was this, and he felt compelled to write about it.
 
My $20 is on they told him to turn down the volume, the repetitive SFX were giving them a headache, followed by Bob erupting in a low-grade tirade about how being able to hear the bing bing wahoos was "integral to the deeper experience of Mahrio and" before being told "from now on, if people are in the house, you have to turn the volume down". This angered him greatly, but, he had no recourse. With not enough money to buy his own place, what was he to do? But he couldn't let the philistines win! He still had to have that sweet sweet full game experience. So, he ended up in the driveway, in his car, because that was the biggest "fuck you" he could manage without actually facing any consequences. I'm still on the property! I Can still hear it! And you can't! So I won!

While funny, this is a bit too much complex for the sad simple life of Robert Chipman. Not to mention I don't think Robert gives too much of a fuck about vidya to care about game volume, or he could just used a headphone.

The reason why Robert stayed on his car is a simple one, he wanted to avoid his parents, more likely his father, who he mentioned he wasn't in best terms with. More likely the father was trying to get Robert a job other than retail shit, and Robert wasn't having it, because Robert thinks he can do bettr and live out his life as a "creative".

So Robert stayed on his car till everyone went to sleep so he could go to his room without having to deal with the disconfort being a failure.
 
"Vile: bubbly, cloying, and happy. If you drink enough of it, you begin to like it. It's insidious -- just like the Democrat Party".
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We'll see who is the idiot when the next election comes.

Bobby still thinks that Biden is guaranteed for the second term.
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CPUSA is Communist Party USA. We'll hear more about them.


Pity the "Laptop Class", some of them are working from a toxic, transphobic home!
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If working from home is so hard for the disadvantaged, then isn't it bigotry to close down offices?

Trudeau's iron fists continue to descend on peaceful protesters.
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Biden vs Trudeau. It's really a tough choice.

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You can move Earth and Sea to protect your family, but you can hardly demand the others to do the same for the sake of your loved ones. Can you imagine Bobby lifting one finger to help someone else if sex isn't on the menu?

Remember Rebecca Watson? She is some vile Godless skank who enjoyed 15 minutes of fame because Richard Dawkins took her bait. When the Atheist pool has dried, she apparently jumped to the vaccine-mandate activism brigade (Archive of her blog post)
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If Bobby read her blog he'd have seen Watson is married. He is wasting his breath.

Bobby and co. doesn't know Taiwan is part of China.
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Taiwanese are okay with being called Chinese, because they are Chinese. They won't take kindly at being called communists or such like.

David Attenborough once said "someone who believes in infinite growth in a finite environment is either a madman or an economist." I'm not sure Bobby is which but I suspect he is no economist.
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We can always count on intellectually stimulating conversations with Chu-chu:
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Communist Party USA report. There is no mention of sexual degenerates or "conversion therapy" and I don't know why Bobby brings that up.
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Bobby takes on Debbie Hayton, an old-school transsexual who is clear that he isn't a woman. Worse, Hayton is friends with Grahams Linehan.
(Archive of Hayton's article on The Spectator)
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Talks about "falsifiability" is lost on Bobby. If you say you don't believe in God, he already thinks you are a Nobel-winning scientist.

Science fiction says lab-grown frankendinos can reproduce parthenogenetically. So trannies embrace dinosaurs as their mascot.
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I'm more and more convinced we could have reduced the incidence of transsexualism by at least 90% if parents beat up their sons more.

Trannies can't cancel Chappelle:
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I agree this is bottom-drawer material for The Bee, but if they succeeded in offending morons like Bobby, they've earned their pay.

The latest NYT ad got people talking, just as they intended.
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I don't know how being a moron -- imagining a book without its author -- has anything to do with LGBTQ.


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OK fair is fair, you don't need a 5'9" actor to play a 5'9" character, but if we accept that, why can't we accept that we can cast a non-tranny to a tranny role?

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Luke on sci-fi movies:
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Thanos's counterpart in DCEU could be... Covid itself!
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Men discussing their... celebrity crushes.
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Creep.
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A Black life that really matters might die. Bobby is inconsolable.
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Think again, moron.
 
My apologies if this one seems late. That DDoS problem's to blame.



Fat people of either sex, and people who look old for their ages, regularly get laid. Bobby can't because he can't help giving out creepy incel vibes out of desperation.
Not only that, but Moviebob has a face for radio and a voice that only the completely deaf can tolerate.



Homogenization also aplies to the realization of "HOLY SHIT! MOVIEBOB IS A MALIGNANT, HUMAN-SHAPED, BRAIN-DESTROYING PARASITE!"



What about the camps!!!!!
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I go back to one debate response Donald Trump gave to Fuckwin in Chief Biden: "Who built the cages, Joe?" Most of those cages were contrsucted during the Obama years.

By voting for Biden, Moviebob literally voted for the cages.



The Ottawan Fascists are now confiscating (and planning to kill) truckers' pets! This is fucking low. This is liberal democracy.
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By that logic (and I hate dragging Bob's family into this discussion), Bob being around his niece and nephew should immediately be re[ported to the Boston-area department of Child Protected Services.



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As if Bobby cared about domestic-violence shelters! If he does he wouldn't be kissing the troons.
Moviebob: Honking truck horns is terrorism.

Also Moviebob: BLM rioters burning down mom-and-pop stores is perfectly justified.



Cops are gonna cop. Moviebob gonna asshole.



If there was a #BoycottActivision tag on Twitter trending due to idiot Leftists like Moviebob (I repeat myself)--and if I could afford to do so--I'd go on an Activision-buying binge just to tell idiot Leftists like Moviebob (again, I repeat myself) to go to Hell. Yes, even buying Call of Duty games for systems I don't actually own.



There's one major difference between Moviebob and Papa John Schnatter: One is successful, self-made businessman who sells quality product to the public; the other's a greedy, gasbagging, grease-fueled grifter from Boston who writes shitty movie reviews.



Not even the NYC mayor is keen on keeping workers out of the office. He should consult Bobby about how the economy works.
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Why is "work from home" = Democrat?
The blue urban centers can only survive as long as they're buying/receiving goods and services born of the red rural zones.. No rural input means no urban survival.



The American Child Love Union is suing somebody again:
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Moviebob knows about policies that cause great harm. Not only does he support such harmful policies, he admits to voting for them.



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Everyone knows what are Jesus, guns, and babies. All of them are real and and many people care about them.
Moviebob doesn't like Jesus. Moviebob doesn't like guns (provided they're in the hands of the MAGA crowd). And, given his track record of being a hardcore eugenics advocate, Moviebob sure as fuck doesn't like babies.



How about the Proud Boys?
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There are only two reasons why ANTIFA violence is purportedly vanishing: One being that a Democrat is occupying the White House; the other involves the mainstream media ignoring the viable threat ANTIFA terrorists pose to innocent bystanders. Ditto BL(DR)M.



I'm not a Republican, but I know this is wrong, wrong, and wrong.



The blue-voters are projecting their incest fantasy on Ben Shapiro, of all people.
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Shut up, Sexistbob!



Combo whiteknighting -- defending AOC and criminal chimpanzees in one post. Smooth move!
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It is the store's fault for not having insurance. It is the store's fault for not hiring enough staff. It is the government's fault for allowing childhood poverty. It is everyone else's fault but it is never the NIGGER'S fault.
Yeah... this is why there's no fucking reason to believe that Moviebob's looking out for anyone but himself. When businesses get robbed and looted, that often has a direct impact on its employees--at best, unpaid time off; at worst, loss of employment. For being such a Thinker™, you'd think Moviebob would actually know that.



Urban votes simply matter more because urbanites are more Properly Evolved.
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What a load of ballocks from David Roberts. Can I claim rural votes simply matter more because contryside dwellers are more God-fearing?
Moviebob having yet another technofascistic "Brain Center at Whipple's" moment here.



Only Moviebob and morons like him would believe that "only white-supremacist suburbanits are workers".



The Laptop Class understands the manual workers, but not vice-versa. Also must white-knight Angel.
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Chucklefuckbob doesn't give a damn about the blue-collar workers who survived contracting the Coof. Chucklefuckbob cares even less about those who died with the Coof.



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It must hurt that Peter Coffin claims the moral high ground rather than you.
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"Human person". Ha ha, very funny.
Missplaysprod may not have been nice toward Moviebob... but Missplaysprod was factually correct in describing Moviebob as a eugenics monster. The truth often hurts, Bob.



I'm not anti-vaxx. I'm against government-forced vaccination mandate. Moviebob, Coulomble, and _Brother_Alpha_ can all rot in Hell (and, inevitably will, regardless of their religious viewpoints).



Believe. Believe men have no athletic advantages over women.
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So, Bob, when do you finally plan to join the team that's well-informed, forward-looking, and properly evolved class of humanity?



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James Leedham's argument presupposes a rational actor, which trannies aren't. Many of them (including world champion in women cycling Rhys McKinnon) are motivated by terminal misogyny. At any rate the motivation argument is a red herring: no matter why the troon trooned out, he should not be competing in women's sports. And yes: we now have firm evidence that Bobby wants to troon out kids, to make TransCuties (archive).
I think I can safely say that the only way Moviebob could win in a fight is if he makes like Bobby Hill, cries "That's my purse!", then attemps to kick the alleged assailant in the goodies. It's one of the few ways I ever see Bob Chipman evering winning in a physical fight.



He has let his hate out in a few posts he ended up having to delete. Here he's calling for Europe to invade Britain because of Brexit.
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Not sure why he felt the need to acknowledge it and say, "Yeah, I said that," but now at least his admission is preserved https://archive.fo/3DGBf
Much like whenever people bring up Bob's notoriously infamous posts regarding eugenics and voter IQ laws. People bring both of those up because, if you read any number of Bob's tweets about abortion and "too stupid to vote", Moviebob still adheres to those statements to this day--likely the only two political statements (that I know of) on which his opinion has literally never changed.
 
I'd say that's my fault for not being clear, but then the names of the game and the genre are the same. But yes.
  • Wokists love cyberpunk (the genre), seeing it as a utopia.
  • Most people see cyberpunk (the genre) as a dystopia for the reasons you listed.
  • They hate CP2077 (and the TTRPG it's based on) because smashes the utopian vision, claiming the game misses the point and "is not real cyberpunk".
I kind disagree about the unchecked power of corporations though. In the same way they love the idea of a working class uprising but fly into a rage whenever the working class don't do what the government says, so too do they claim to be anti-big corporations and then scream bloody murder whenever someone criticises Disney, Google, or CNN.


I've not watched a Bob video in a while, but I'm making an exception here. A movie based on a game he doesn't like. This is going to be good.

He spends the first third of the review complaining that Tom Holland isn't given enough screen time. I'm not a film buff, so I don't know what Mark Walberg has done to get dismissed as "that guy from Netflix's Spencer for Hire." that drags the movie down.

I got a smile from him describing Nathan Drake as "a douche-bag with a thesaurus". Also, he pronounces it "Thess-a-ress".

Then there's a bizarre point that he knew it was going to be a bad movie because it didn't piss gamers off.

After a whole review shitting on the film aside from the two pirate ship set piece, he gives it a 5/10.

The video ends with a picture of Kirby eating a car and the caption "This is still so important".


Having never seen the film, if it's major crimes are Mark Walberg is in it too much and gets the best one liners, "spiderman" isn't in it enough, and it didn't piss off gamers enough, it sounds like it might be a decent enough film. Any kiwis want to give it a real review or recommend a YouTuber that has?
I think you got that wrong. Even Wokeists, as fucking retarded as they are, know Cyberpunk is dystopian. They know the horrible nightmare corporate gangbang world the setting presents is supposed to be bad. The reason they're so obnoxious about it is they think because it criticizes large corporations, they "own" it and get to gatekeep for it. Because obviously they're the true and honest haters of all things Capitalism! Like MovieBob, who never met a Disney product he didn't like.
 

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OK fair is fair, you don't need a 5'9" actor to play a 5'9" character, but if we accept that, why can't we accept that we can cast a non-tranny to a tranny role?
Because, it's okay when WE (Bob's Side) are pedantic, obtuse and stubborn, it's for a good cause! To frustrate the wrongthinkers. But, the exact same enforced dogma can never be turned around on us, because that's just not how it works! If you were a thinker, you'd understand it!

I've said it before and I'll say it again regarding this fundamental and deliberate misunderstanding of acting: by that logic, we should've shelved the Aliens franchise until we actually encountered a predatory alien species to play the xenomorphs, otherwise we're being bigots.

Never mind that the latest woke version of Lord of the Rings not only didn't cast REAL dwarves, it put black people in the role . When people complained that was a fundamental incongruity with the source material? Naturally, they were told to stop being racist, there needed to be diversity amongst fictional characters from alternate realities. By people who then turned around and blasted the casting of America Chavez as "the wrong race" for someone playing a fictional character from an alternate reality.....

Literally ANYONE they pick is going to be the "wrong" race, Chavez is from a FICTIONAL SOCIETY THAT DOESN'T HAVE CORPOREAL MEMEBERS TO CAST. The best they can do is someone who LOOKS like the character, right?

No? It has to be a "perfect" match for the source? Well then, about that whole LOTR thing.......


Trying to decipher the twisted logic of these people on why the exact same thing is good or bad depending only on racial politics is like riding a rollercoaster - after many twists and loops and turns, you're back where you started and you may feel a little queasy.
 
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I actually would've been okay if one of the seven Dwarf Fathers was black, since we mostly only read about the Longbeards in the books. In the Silmarillion, there are the Firebeards and Broadbeams, who are very lightly described.

If the Blacklocks or Stonefoots were black, whatever; depending on what RPG you're using they're from the south and east. But you know they can't do that and then not make them stereotypical africans/generic brown people and not dwarrow at all. Fuck's sake, they couldn't even put a beard on their kwaeeen.

But whatever; Rings of Power's gonna suck, and I don't even think Brainless Bobby will watch it. He'll just read the synopses with his chicken stare and gurgle and fake that he watched it like he does with 75% of all the product he claims to consoom.
 
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