4/2/2022 - Guntfest - Killstream KingPin - Ralph's Bowling Tournament - Gunt hosted a Bowling Tournament in Dallas, TX on April 2th.

[MirnaMinkoff]

Wait he hasn't asked Dick if he'll be the best man yet? And he's admitting this publicly?



It's like he is trying desperately to speedrun burning the bridge with Dick. IMO, if he has the stupidity to ask and get rejected on air (which he absolutely does) that bridge will be ablaze within a week.

He’s hoping by answering cringey tweets like that Dick will jump up and tell him how he’s just been waited with baited breath to be Ralph’s best man. What an honor! Look for Ralph’s sock puppets to reply with how bad ass that would be for the event and to tag Dick.

He should ask Dick to be godfather to the guntling too! I mean with how christian Ralph is there’s going to be a Christening a few weeks after the baby is born, right?

 

[oramge cat]

have any lolcows improved as a person, personally?
the only one i can think of is, MundaneMatt. sort of, he decided to minimize his internet presence and focus on his family.
i think some of the Cows in internet famous with dead threads have improved, but those are sideshow cows, not permacows.

I've heard of a RoseOfDawn who had/has a thread here but supposedly cleaned up his/her act (might be a tranny) and is considered somewhat a friend of the farms. The search function is broken for me so I can't confirm any of this and it's based off a post I read ages ago so I might be totally wrong.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I mean with how christian Ralph is there’s going to be a Christening a few weeks after the baby is born, right?

It’s an occasion Ralph can use to grift, so there will be a christening at some point. I’m surprised he hasn’t shared a baby registry link with his paypigs.

 

[veri]

if only daddy jim could walk ralph down the bowling lane

 

[ConSluttant]

I've heard of a RoseOfDawn who had/has a thread here but supposedly cleaned up his/her act (might be a tranny) and is considered somewhat a friend of the farms. The search function is broken for me so I can't confirm any of this and it's based off a post I read ages ago so I might be totally wrong.

Rose is a based tyranny for sure. May have been a cow but now she stands up for terfs against the crazy TRA stuff. Just wants to live like a girl but knows and acknowledges she's a man much like Blair White. So about as non cow as a Troon can get.

 

[MalWart]

I don't know if anyone has posted this work of art yet...



Even if this poster was meant to be done in an ironic manner, it still looks trashy as fuck.

 

[RollerGator]

Rose is a based tyranny for sure. May have been a cow but now she stands up for terfs against the crazy TRA stuff. Just wants to live like a girl but knows and acknowledges she's a man much like Blair White. So about as non cow as a Troon can get.

"She"

 

[Sam Losco]

I don't know if anyone has posted this work of art yet...

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Even if this poster was meant to be done in an ironic manner, it still looks trashy as fuck.

Request for 'shop masters, this needs some corrections for accuracy. I trust you'll know what to do, but hint at one thing: he's way too tall.

 

[CringeMomma]

Meigh legit thinks Alex Jones will be at "her wedding"

 

[GL09]

I would say white trash but that doesn't do this justice. Ralph never ceases to amaze me for all the wrong reasons.

this needs some corrections for accuracy.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I don't know if anyone has posted this work of art yet...

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Even if this poster was meant to be done in an ironic manner, it still looks trashy as fuck.

Well now I know how exactly how the reception should go. Can't wait for Null to run out an hit Ralph with his pigeon nest flower pot.

 

[Stoneheart]

Meigh legit thinks Alex Jones will be at "her wedding"

that would be funny...

 

[Truly Rural]

I can actually imagine Dax accepting to be Gunt's best man because it's a meme wedding, not proper one. The seriousness of this marriage is just about right for Dax to give his blessing to it.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The funny thing is Randy and Miss Elizabeth’s marriage was just pure farce for the wrasslin show. They had been legitimately married for a year or two in a real wedding before the “TV wedding”. They we’re actually married before Randy even joined the wrasslin federation. The TV event was just TV theater which I’m sure everyone knows.

It makes me believe Ralph has no intention of actually marrying May, just really awful theater to make everyone feel humiliated to be subjected to it.

Her parents should see these images to know what their half-retarded, heavily pregnant daughter is being subjected to at this point.

I can actually imagine Dax accepting to be Gunt's best man because it's a meme wedding, not proper one. The seriousness of this marriage is just about right for Dax to give his blessing to it.

Gunt make a total mockery of May and marriage so Ralph can land the best man of his dreams. Sounds about right for Gunty.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I can actually imagine Dax accepting to be Gunt's best man because it's a meme wedding, not proper one. The seriousness of this marriage is just about right for Dax to give his blessing to it.

The only question is, will Molesterson actually show up in a tux/suit or will he adorn the traditional white trash garb or Hawaiian shirt, bermuda shorts and flip flops with socks (Trucker hat or mullet as an option)?

 

[Vuedou]

In an alternate reality, Ralph would have slid into Daddy Jim;s dms and begged him to be his best man

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The only question is, will Molesterson actually show up in a tux/suit or will he adorn the traditional white trash garb or Hawaiian shirt, bermuda shorts and flip flops with socks (Trucker hat or mullet as an option)?

Do we have confirmation that Dax even agreed to participate in this wedding? As far as I’m aware it’s only been Ralph coyly tweeting how awesome it would be if Dax would make his dreams come true and be his best man.

KF is Ralph’s best chance for Dax taking his hand in holy matrimony. Dax might do it out of spite to prove KF wrong. His pity well for Ralph seems to be running dry, or at least isn’t deep enough to participate in a humiliating wrasslin wedding at a bowling tournament. Ralph turning it into a total retard hick farce is the only way he can figure Dax might go along with it. Ralph thinks if he turns his wedding into a bit then maybe Dax will agree.

 

[Truly Rural]

I love it how that wedding promo is not worth getting pinned on pig's twatter, despite the fact that first line in it is "get your tickets now" and is basically an update to the first pinned tweet.

 

[Jack Awful]

Do we have confirmation that Dax even agreed to participate in this wedding? As far as I’m aware it’s only been Ralph coyly tweeting how awesome it would be if Dax would make his dreams come true and be his best man.

KF is Ralph’s best chance for Dax taking his hand in holy matrimony. Dax might do it out of spite to prove KF wrong. His pity well for Ralph seems to be running dry, or at least isn’t deep enough to participate in a humiliating wrasslin wedding at a bowling tournament. Ralph turning it into a total retard hick farce is the only way he can figure Dax might go along with it. Ralph thinks if he turns his wedding into a bit then maybe Dax will agree.

It's amazing how far Dax has gone to avoid infighting. After the Metokur stream, Vito said "is there any way to fix Ralph" which is something I assume Dax feels too.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It's amazing how far Dax has gone to avoid infighting.

He’s a pussy. I have a feeling if Null moved his thread to Ralph’s subforum, his ego would be so bruised that he’d do whatever it took to disassociate himself from Gunt.