Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[the khat quaffer]

They do not, Jack is invoking the slang of a bygone age through the filter of permanently misfiring neurons.

"Well gadzooks! This here automotron tablet lets me enjoy my hamburger and malt combo while on the go! Oooph, them salt packets make my leg tingle somethin' fierce."

 

[RL Steinbeck]

NOTW is a Christian apparel thing, like his Jesus eats the world hat. It's trying to make Jesus edgy.

I prefer to think Jack blasts DANZIG off-camera while he rips apart raw meat with his teeth

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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So...once again Jack forgets to do research on a product, this time Kanye West's Stem Player.

If the Stem does what it says it does, then it is more a introduction into production tools, as it sections off elements of the song (lyrics, bass, drums, etc) and allows for you to add effects and loops to whatever song you load. It also allows you to upload your creations for others to tool around with. At $200, it's far cheaper than getting an Ableton Push.

Yeah and we all know what a Kanye fan Mushbrain was before he came out with this. It's gotta sting that some guy he's never listened to is putting out some new tech to sample some of his music. It's almost as if he's just looking for something to be upset about.

Drag on the go

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Wow. That looks so natural on him. Just lose the overdone and crappy goatee and he too could be the beautiful powerful woman he's always dreamed of being.

The part where he tried to lure the dog into the electric current just flew all over me. I hate this asshole.
Jack Scalfani, for me, is truly the only handicap person I’ve ever come across that is impossible to feel sorry for at any level. What a big fat dick!

Just another example in the long list of things that makes Mushbrain a garbage human.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Lol I think it’s Tammy MacBook since she paid for it. Also, not dishonest? Lol gtfo

 

[Aunt Myrna]

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Lol I think it’s Tammy MacBook since she paid for it. Also, not dishonest? Lol gtfo

The implication being that IF he were dishonest, he would claim it never arrived and try to scam a free one??? Yeah... that sounds like the kind of thing an honest person thinks about...

Also lol @ jack spending multiple thousands of dollars on a laptop that will see about 10hrs of Facebook scrolling and <1hr of "editing" per week. All while never leaving the dining room table. Absolutely fucking insane. I look forward to the non-existent change in video quality this investment brings.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

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Lol I think it’s Tammy MacBook since she paid for it. Also, not dishonest? Lol gtfo

 

[Joycondrift]

I love when his old videos pop up on the feed as it's a stark reminder of how horrid of a person he is. The way he talks to his family on camera.. filming with out permission/asking for permission while filming, disrespecting strangers privacy walking up to them filming them eat. Poor taste boomer racist commentary. On and on

Ten years later the only thing that's tamed him is that 3/4 limbs don't work and he's relegated to being incoherently shitty on social media

 

[Aaway]

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Lol I think it’s Tammy MacBook since she paid for it. Also, not dishonest? Lol gtfo

"mackbook"

 

[captkrisma]

The implication being that IF he were dishonest, he would claim it never arrived and try to scam a free one??? Yeah... that sounds like the kind of thing an honest person thinks about...

The best part is that FedEx takes pictures of the delivered product now as well, so even if Mushbrain tried to grift a free laptop, he'd fail.

 

[Adamska]

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Lol I think it’s Tammy MacBook since she paid for it. Also, not dishonest? Lol gtfo

While I didn't think of the idea of Jack faking an item missing scheme, I did think of a second entirely new crime that I think he'd do. I honestly believe that Jack totally would just take a misdelivered item with no shame; he commits copyright theft and other crimes casually, so why not mail theft?

Jack is such a scumbag that there are two variations of crime that he could commit and it'd be plausible.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

lol i didn't noticed that lmao

"mackbook"

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

I think you guys have it all wrong. Jack, as a good, honest Christian man, was actually subtly referring to what he would do in case he actually did get a package from Apple meant for another person.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

3/4 limbs don't work

Wow, that’s great news for Jagoff! Because as recently as his lunch with Rob the other day, it was looking more like 2/4 limbs when he doddered his way to the front counter

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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Lol I think it’s Tammy MacBook since she paid for it. Also, not dishonest? Lol gtfo

The man is such a consumer. Why a Macbook of all things and for $3500? The only thing he's going to use it for is complaining on Facebook and posting stupid things, like this, to Instagram. You don't need that kind of hardware for that. But no. Like all members of the Cult of Apple he needs the newest from them just to say he's got the latest version.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

The man is such a consumer. Why a Macbook of all things and for $3500? The only thing he's going to use it for is complaining on Facebook and posting stupid things, like this, to Instagram. You don't need that kind of hardware for that. But no. Like all members of the Cult of Apple he needs the newest from them just to say he's got the latest version.

didn't he say he didn't like apple in the past over "woke" shit?

 

[EvilDroid64]

The man is such a consumer. Why a Macbook of all things and for $3500? The only thing he's going to use it for is complaining on Facebook and posting stupid things, like this, to Instagram. You don't need that kind of hardware for that. But no. Like all members of the Cult of Apple he needs the newest from them just to say he's got the latest version.

It's his >career. Worth the power.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Jack's only career is being a stone around his wife's neck.

 

[boxybum]

I love when his old videos pop up on the feed as it's a stark reminder of how horrid of a person he is. The way he talks to his family on camera.. filming with out permission/asking for permission while filming, disrespecting strangers privacy walking up to them filming them eat. Poor taste boomer racist commentary. On and on

Ten years later the only thing that's tamed him is that 3/4 limbs don't work and he's relegated to being incoherently shitty on social media

When you put it like that, a religious person might think God is punishing them for their ways. Only jack would take being a stoked out gimp with a limp as some kind of blessing.

It's his >career. Worth the power.
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Some career huh. Half his videos have shitty audio and blurry resolution. What is he planning to use that $3500 computers processing power for? His videos are only 4 minutes long lately. He barely edits shit and if he does it's a copy pasted stock photo stolen from a website or some half assed music playing over a copyright song. Why does tammy allow Jack to waste her money like this. He can't be making much money at all anymore to justify buying such an expensive device.

 

[abobe]

It's his >career. Worth the power.
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Yet his videos come out looking like they were rendered on a child's VTech laptop. Of course the $3500 model is the top of the line, classic consoomer Jack. I don't understand Applefags.

Some career huh. Half his videos have shitty audio and blurry resolution. What is he planning to use that $3500 computers processing power for? His videos are only 4 minutes long lately. He barely edits shit and if he does it's a copy pasted stock photo stolen from a website or some half assed music playing over a copyright song. Why does tammy allow Jack to waste her money like this. He can't be making much money at all anymore to justify buying such an expensive device.

The Scalfani's rely on the monthly payment plan method. Nothing wrong with it, but I can only imagine most of the stuff they own is paid for that way.

 

[Adamska]

When you put it like that, a religious person might think God is punishing them for their ways. Only jack would take being a stoked out gimp with a limp as some kind of blessing.

Oh no it's even worse than that. This narcissistic pile of garbage expects and sometimes demands that God will fix his broken body in a true miracle. One where the limbs just start working. This entitlement is why I call God 'Daddy-God' when it comes to Jack. It mirrors Tammy as Mommy-Wife.

Some career huh. Half his videos have shitty audio and blurry resolution. What is he planning to use that $3500 computers processing power for? His videos are only 4 minutes long lately. He barely edits shit and if he does it's a copy pasted stock photo stolen from a website or some half assed music playing over a copyright song. Why does tammy allow Jack to waste her money like this. He can't be making much money at all anymore to justify buying such an expensive device.

Fat man just doesn't want to admit he wants the newest toy to show off and brag to others about.