Yeah, every time a woman wouldn't suck me my penis I'd get PTSD you know, like all well adjusted individuals.
He'd fit right in with Lovecraft. The man was terrified of black people to the point where he called his cat "Nigger-man" and he was a staunch teetotaler. Which is what led him in part to write Old Bugs.
Lovecraft also had a shit diet that lead to his early demise.
I also remember finding a few accounts of those recalling their interactions with him years later that often including sentiments like "Now I ain't no lover of dem negros, they ain't proper folk after all, but that Lovecraft guy, he was a bit much. Didn't sit right with me." Like, even by the standards of the times he was considered a bit much. That's before we get into the many first, second, and third hand accounts of his mental state and intellect, as well as how he behaved.
Its the cope before the shitstorm
This is all part of the Russ cycle. He deludes himself into thinking he's gonna win for sure then brags about it. Then melts down when reality slaps him in the face. He's gonna be on a narcissistic high for a while yet. He's probably still ass blasted that Molly has been allowed to practice and that she a woman who Russ owns. Dared to bring up his past lawsuits and restraining orders. Something Russ has moved on from so they shouldn't be used as evidence of his stalker behavior and litigiousness.
Oh man I want another office chimpout style Tard Temper Tantrum , with cops involved (again!) and that he slur-cries about it and uploads it for us. The one of him crying just isn't enough, I WANT MOAR
If we are lucky, he could lose both the AGT and the Kiwi Farms lolsuits at the same time
I know it's only February, but maybe Christmas can come early this year?
Technically, he's already lost the Kiwi Farms lawsuit. He's just delaying the inevitable at this point.
That or it's the eye of the Russhole
He filed his batch of explaining documents that the Judge is going to allow, and order Heidi Klum to suck him his pee pee. At least thats how it plays out in his soggy drool filled brain.
That's why he's been at the gym getting pumped.
Best 7 seconds of her life
You seem to miss a key element of the Russhole. Women are there to service him. Thus the desire to suck him his pee pee. Anything involving pounding /shudder implies he may in some way expected to service them. That's not how the world works in Russ's drool filled mind.
What a retard. All that does is make you look like a bowling ball in a hula skirt. Also, bald.
Lovecraft probably didn't name that cat himself. His family got the cat when he was only nine. That would be the irl cat, not the fictional cat in "The Rats in the Walls."
I wouldn't want a sex worker to open herself to harassment by Russhole, but I'd love for anyone the women who had the misfortune to have to service him to dish about how awful he is in bed. I suspect he just sticks it in there and rams away. And since (by his admission) he's never had sex without paying for it, he's never had to worry about satisfying a woman sexually (or any other way for that matter.)
Please. He's the kind to spooge himself before he even gets his pants off.
Yes. He will spooge his pants in 7 seconds after she talks to him. What did you think I meant?
That he so much as touches her with his micro-peen and cums at that point. That's usually the idea that the amount of time you lasted was the amount of time you actually were having sex. He's the type to cum before actually doing the deed.
The cat thing gets on my nerves. I saw a Tumblr (Yeah, I know) post where the writer waxed on about how Rats in the Walls is a brilliant story, but it needs to be censored because of the cat's name. Then proceeded to chimp hard at commenters TRYING (but it's Tumblr) and failing to get through to the little midwit that Nigger and/or Nigger Man was A (clap) COMMON (clap) NAME (clap) AT (clap) THE (clap) TIME (clap, clap, clappity clap clap).
