Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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Wow, he even has drawings of Maddox on the wall facing him during the show. What a faggot.
"Maddox lost" i proudly murmur under my breath as i hang up bead art of his face on the exposed wall stud in the laundry room in which i record my weekly show about why pedophilia is actually cool and counter culture
 
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Christ what a fucking shit hole. Makes the H3 podcast set look like a five star studio. The fact that Dax has to have pictures of Maddox up to remind himself he's not a fuck up screams insecurity. Then again, when your only W is knowing you're not a balding sore loser, you'll take what you can get.
 
So is Dax gonna milk Ralphs wedding fot the lols, or is even he disturbed by Ralphs choices?
The way Null told it Dax has been deliberately avoiding Ralph, and Ralph has been basically trying to having his wedding where he knows Dax is in town. As of a week ago, it was to be Dallas, but that will be likely be cancelled again.

I also believe Dax’s ankle injury was largely blown out of proportion to get out of going to Portugal, and probably wouldn’t have mattered much anyway. It’s not like Dax and Ralph would’ve gone on long, strenuous hikes like my parents are fond of.
 
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The way Null told it Dax has been deliberately avoiding Ralph, and Ralph has been basically trying to having his wedding where he knows Dax is in town. As of a week ago, it was to be Dallas, but that will be likely be cancelled again.

I also believe Dax’s ankle injury was largely blown out of proportion to get out of going to Portugal, and probably wouldn’t have mattered much anyway. It’s not like Dax and Ralph would’ve gone on long, strenuous hikes like my parents are fond of.
Did Null say this on MATI?
 
Did Null say this on MATI?
Null did not say that Dick was faking/overblowing his ankle injury, that's just my own pet theory. It was, however, Dick's excuse for not going to Portugal. That is a fact. Reading between the lines suggest that if Dick really wanted to go, he would've gone.

Null did, however, say (the stream this month, "Kissing Girls is Gay", about an hour in or so) that Ralph's wedding plans kept changing on where Dick was. Originally the idea was to get married to May in Las Vegas when Dick was there, but then Dick cancelled, and now Ralph's plan is to marry May (9 months pregnant) in a Dallas bowling alley, which is also where Dick was.

He joked that eventually Ralph is just going to have to marry May in California outside of Dick's house.
 
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Not gonna lie, I would be broadcasting out of the same thing. Why spend enormous rent on a nice studio when you can just do it out of your garage? He could clean up a bit though. The show makes over $200,000 (after taxes) and he has, I think, two employees so that image looks about right.
 
The only good suspension is when Vito's fat neck is suspended from a tall tree via a thread. Obnoxious fat paedophile.

Wonder which bone will Dax shatter this time to avoid that dumpster fire of a grim bowling alley unholy matrimony between a pig and a horse? He'll have to jump in front of a running train.
 
Not gonna lie, I would be broadcasting out of the same thing. Why spend enormous rent on a nice studio when you can just do it out of your garage? He could clean up a bit though. The show makes over $200,000 (after taxes) and he has, I think, two employees so that image looks about right.
Unfinished walls and ceilings, with a metric ton of garbage strewn about though? The only thing he did properly that's worth emulating is he soundproofed with heavy blankets.
 
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The way Null told it Dax has been deliberately avoiding Ralph, and Ralph has been basically trying to having his wedding where he knows Dax is in town. As of a week ago, it was to be Dallas, but that will be likely be cancelled again.

I also believe Dax’s ankle injury was largely blown out of proportion to get out of going to Portugal, and probably wouldn’t have mattered much anyway. It’s not like Dax and Ralph would’ve gone on long, strenuous hikes like my parents are fond of.
Dax should just tell Ralph straight up, he doesnt want to go to his wedding.
its a good thing daddy jim never revealed himself and cut ties with Ralph, he'd probably try to get him to attend his wedding, or do it in the parking lot of his apartment complex.
 
Dax should just tell Ralph straight up, he doesnt want to go to his wedding.
its a good thing daddy jim never revealed himself and cut ties with Ralph, he'd probably try to get him to attend his wedding, or do it in the parking lot of his apartment complex.

The shitstorm that would create would be glorious. Ralph gets butthurt and insults Dick on the Killstream, Dick gets butthurt and shit talks Ralph on his stream. Another bridge burned, but for Ralph and Dick, it’s probably a when-not-if scenario when it comes to the inevitable breakdown.
 
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The shitstorm that would create would be glorious. Ralph gets butthurt and insults Dick on the Killstream, Dick gets butthurt and shit talks Ralph on his stream. Another bridge burned, but for Ralph and Dick, it’s probably a when-not-if scenario when it comes to the inevitable breakdown.
The Dick Show has been fading for years at this point since the Maddox wave Dax was riding finally receded. I can only imagine how torn Dax must be, if he really is actively avoiding Ralph, it could be because he still sees some sort of friendship in the fat gunt. But this could be the next big drama for the show, months if not years of back and forth for him to generate content with.

Rackets is doing his own thing and openly shits on Ralph at any opportunity. I'm sure Dax wants a taste of Nick's now massive audience to have him come on the show and talk shit.
 
Did anyone catch the interviews with Mr. Vickers?
I forget if it was The Kino Casino 5 or Mr. Deadman interview but Vickers says the reason he knew Dax got Faith a fake ID was because he had messages from Ralph saying Dax got Faith a fake ID.

Good job Narcing on your friends Ralph.

So you think Dax is going to be the best man at Ralph's bowling alley wedding?
 
WATP announced they’re doing an episode focused on the Killstream. The screws are tightening on Dax. Ethan definitely expects a rigorous defense and nothing less than Dax outright disavowing his friend Karl. And Dax hates people expecting anything from him. This should be fun!
 
Dick is definitely still in Ralph's corner. Last weeks, episode 296, Dick went on a two and a half minute rant (time code 52:18-54:46) on why men with purses doesn't make them less manly. Counter point either everything fits in pockets or there are enough things to need a backpack, satchel, carrying case, ext. Ralph is too fat to fit things in pant pockets so he needed a purse. A problem normally reserved for women. Believe Ralph said they only got his wallet. Which means Dick is now stuck defending man purses because Ralph got his ass beat for being too fat to keep a wallet in his pant pocket. :story:

Here is a still image on the audio so it can be played inline. Imagine what episode one Dick would say in reaction to episode 296 Dick saying it is gayer to make fun of man purses than it is to have one.
 

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WATP announced they’re doing an episode focused on the Killstream. The screws are tightening on Dax. Ethan definitely expects a rigorous defense and nothing less than Dax outright disavowing his friend Karl. And Dax hates people expecting anything from him. This should be fun!
Haha, I’m still catching up on that but that would be great. Karl is going to claim as usual that “it’s a roast” and long ago he did it to Dick’s show and eventually they became friends but Ralph is probably not the same way. So despite Karl being involved in that universe, he’s friends with Digi and has been on the Killstream before, Ralph is going to hate him and his friendship with Dick will deteriorate.

Did they say who the cohost was? If Null was the guest co-host just to spite Ralph for previously insinuating he was a pedophile, it would be great and possibly make an entertaining show.

But if we were trying to make as much of a trainwreck as possible, then Digi would be my personal choice. He is the worst cohost (nobody likes him) or that he’s not going to do anything but whine about Ralph (he stole his fiancée, basically) but it would force Dick to choose between throwing Digi under the bus (which really, he should’ve done years ago) or still guard the gunt.
 
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