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"Ask around for vacant apartments". Genuine question, does Luna even know anybody outside of Lurch and her therapist? The one recent friend she had she lost, presumably by nature of being a skeevy junkie.
Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy
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And why send her a text saying to ask around for apartments? They’re living together - don’t they ever just talk about their impending eviction (
) and where they’re going to go?
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V pennywise. 10/10 lazy eye
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Lol. Typical junkie guy speak translation: "find us an apartment bitch."
You just know that when they inevitably end up homeless lurch will point to this exact text as proof that finding an apt was her responsibility and it's her fault they're homeless.
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I’m a little shocked she still has living plants but they’re not all the same plants she had, looks like she replaced some.
The top rack looks a little rough because those plants need watered regularly, the bottom rack has succulents and looks great for the most part.
Which makes sense because succulents thrive on neglect, just like Luna.
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I know she's severely lacking self awareness, but the only reason she'll get "attention" is because of that wonky ass eye. I'm guessing she was trying to do a seductive stare?
It's been said on here a couple of times now but the last thing a "rape victim" should want is more attention.
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Notice the wording.........vacant apartment. Not apartment for rent.
Cat ain't pullin' it's weight.
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"look for empty apartments"
Looking for a new place to squat again. Won't even bother trying to get a lease.
Looking for a new place to squat again. Won't even bother trying to get a lease.
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I was just thinking that; I thought maybe they were her dad's plants because taking care of plants is his only redeeming quality or however she phrased it until I saw the haphazardness of the rest of the background.
So I am impressed, but I do agree that she's probably replaced a few thinking back on her etiolated succulents and cacti she previously shared pictures of. It doesn't seem as though they voluntarily let enough light in there to sustain (healthy) succulents.
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What a flex
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hey pennywise was atleast good at keeping the attention on him for years.
even if it meant murdering children but what do ya do
the last thing a rape victim would want is wearing those revealing clothes,I know she's severely lacking self awareness, but the only reason she'll get "attention" is because of that wonky ass eye. I'm guessing she was trying to do a seductive stare?
It's been said on here a couple of times now but the last thing a "rape victim" should want is more attention.
i bet she would pull the "rape made me hypersexual card" because s luna
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Damn, I am just patiently waiting for the inevitable Chernobyl-tier meltdown when Lurch finally leaves her.
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Her eye is as wonky as her tits. That’s impressive.
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Not only does she look insane here, that's not even a center part
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Stained, too small clothes. Can't keep her wonky eyes open even for a photo. Can't see what the fuck she even did to her unbrushed hair, but imagines she made a center part.
They're definitely back on H, and probably have been ever since Matthew got off papers a few months ago. Luna may have considered herself sobbbrrrr with only street xans, weed, and 2-3x / week bundles, but she's been on the nod continuously for the past few weeks. The STRESS of eviction must have finally convinced Lurch and Luna they needed to do something about it: get high.
As for Matthew instructing Luna to ask friends to find them a vacant apartment to move into, he means via her social media accounts, not actual friends: the same network of online friends she begs constantly for cash, Amazon gift cards, and "cheap" hoard items. How these people are supposed to cough up an empty-but-furnished NYC apartment with working utilities, I'm sure I don't know.
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Sports journalism so she can stomp into professional sports locker rooms like a kinderwhore silverback gorilla in a crop top and camel toe leggings. Sounds about right.
I don’t think Luna has many people online who give her money. She doesn’t have much finesse and is terrible at manipulating people. She doesn’t seem to have much of an online “village” to grift like some cows do.
It seems more likely she’s selling pussy and advertising it online somewhere. She’s lazy but she’d open the Coochie Mart if Lurch pressured her. Then again selling puss would be her biggest display of personal responsibility yet, so I may be giving her too much credit.
I don’t think Luna has many people online who give her money. She doesn’t have much finesse and is terrible at manipulating people. She doesn’t seem to have much of an online “village” to grift like some cows do.
It seems more likely she’s selling pussy and advertising it online somewhere. She’s lazy but she’d open the Coochie Mart if Lurch pressured her. Then again selling puss would be her biggest display of personal responsibility yet, so I may be giving her too much credit.
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Luna's main scamming skill is her deep ability for self pride and whining. Previous poop touchers have show receipts where Luna would carpet bonb them with begging PMs for years after having given in once. She sends 10-20 urgent messages to pretty much anyone she's ever communicated with when she's jonsing, probably egged on by Matthew and her own inability to cope with discomfort, until someone gives in or Matthew "finds" some cash.
She's persistent when motivated, but not cunning.
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It’s def the cat. The 4 toothbrushes are probably nothing more than her need to hoard shit
THAT EYE!! The fuck??? Also why are you talking about your birthday? It’s not even March yet.
They’re probably looking for a place to squat
He goes out all day dealing drugs doesn’t he? They probably text all day fightingAnd why send her a text saying to ask around for apartments? They’re living together - don’t they ever just talk about their impending eviction (
They’re never going to leave each other
No one cares about how you part your hair tuna
Does anyone have access to her Facebook? Doesn’t she post shit on there and in groups?
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Do I see it right? Is her bridge piercing out?
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She either took it out or painted over it with foundation.
Bridge piercings are finicky and most of them end up rejecting eventually, much like a brow piercing. The skin there is very thin and moves a lot (try just raising your eyebrows and feel how the bridge skin stretches). My best guess is that it started rejecting early or got infected because Luna's hygiene is abysmal, so she had to take it out and the little shadow we see there is just some healing scars.